Kaiba,-Tealie: Well, I'm ba-ack!

Seto Kaiba: Oh, joy. My deranged twin is back.

Kaiba,-Tealie:-_- SETO!!!!! *whispering* They don't know I'm your twin yet. And, I'm not deranged!! *to you, whoever you are* Okay! First things first. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do own Tealie Kaiba.

Seto Kaiba: Of course you own yourself.

Kaiba,-Tealie: Stop interrupting! Anyway, as I was saying, I don't mind if you use me, just do this - Disclaimer: I don't own Tealie Kaiba. Another thing, from here on out, I'm just calling myself Tealie, and Seto Seto. Okay, a few things to know. Seto has a twin sister named Tealie. They were separated when their parents died. Tealie is not pronounced "Tee-lie." Tealie is pronounced Tea, as in Yugi's friend Tea.

Seto: *covers ears* AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! The EVIL NAMES! THEY BURN MY EARDUMS!!!!

Tealie:. STOP INTTERUPTING ME!!! *takes bucket of water and dumps it over Seto*

Seto: What was that for?

Tealie: It ought to cool off your ears.

Seto: *censored beep* you!

Tealie: Language, Seto. Anyway (clenches teeth) as I was saying, Tealie is pronounced Tea (I won't say whose friend she is) and Lee, as in Kellie. Tea- Lee. Tealie. Get it?

Seto: We get it.

Tealie: Good. Another thing. I couldn't think of a good name for my dark half. Therefore, sorry Yami fans, including me, I'm calling Yami Spirit, until I come up with my dark half's name. And no, it will not be Yami Tealie!!! One more thing. Don't be alarmed if my stories are long, you don't have to read them all at once!

Seto: Anything else you would like to impose on us?

Tealie: For my readers, one more thing - PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE RRREEEVVVIIIEEEWWW!!! Guess that's it. *Dark Tealie takes over* *evil laugh* Now as for you.

Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!

Dark Tealie: Come here.

Normal Tealie: See the rest of you later!