It's Picture Day in Tortall! *Chapter Two*
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Disclaimer: *Begins to froth* Chipmunk man!
Random Stage Crew Guy: What the hell...?
Disclaimer: *Nervous laughter* I mean, *cough* the character, except for me (Maddy) belongs to Tamora Pierce.
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Photographer: Who's next?
Alanna: *Jumping up and down* I know! I know! Call on me!
Teacher: Alanna, you're next?
Alanna: 47! The answer is 47!
Teacher: No, the answer is you're next, so get on the chair.
Neal: Ooooh! Lanna's busted.
Alanna: Say that again and you'll wish you hadn't worn you fluffy bunny slippers to school today.
Neal: NO! Not Flopsy and Mopsy! *Bursts into hysterical tears and hugs his feet*
Cleon: You have bunny slippers? What a baby.
Kel: Shut up, I know about your Blue's Clues slippers.
Cleon: But nobody knows! Except...But she said she'd never tell!
*Flashes to Maddy handing out flyers with pictures of Cleon wearing Blue's Clues slippers, holding a blanket, and sucking his thumb*
Raoul: I just got the funniest flyer!
Photographer: ANYWAY! Say cheese Alanna.
Alanna: But cheese doesn't make me smile.
Photographer: What makes you smile?
Alanna: *Evil grins at Jon, George and Liam* Sex.
*Everyone gasps*
Teacher: *shocked* Alanna!
Alanna: Why else would I do it so much?
Liam: She's got a point.
*George and Jon nod*
Photographer: OK, say-sex.
Alanna: *Huge smiles* Gender!
*Photographer takes the picture*
Numair: I'm confused.
Jon: What?
Maddy: It's like a pun or something. *Randomly bursts into hysterical laughter*
Photographer: Ne-
*Maddy dissolves in giggles only to stop suddenly and calmly walk away*
Photographer: Right. Who's next?
Teacher: Jonathan. You're up.
Jon: Ahem.
Teacher: ExCUSE me. Highness Jonathan of Conte.
Jon: Actually, I wanted Jon. But Highness is just as good.
*Teacher sighs exasperatedly and shoves Jon onto the stool*
Photographer: Smile.
Jon: What? Where? *Looks around wildly*
Photographer: No, I want YOU to smile!
Jon: Huh? I don't get it? Is that some sort of sick joke?
Photographer: Just smile!
Jon: I don't understand.
Photographer: *Sighs* Stretch your face so that your mouth is turned toward your eyes at both of the ends but is normal in the middle.
Jon: OH! Why didn't you just say so? *Smiles widely*
*Photographer snaps the photo*
Teacher: George is next.
*George swaggers forward holding an empty beer mug*
Photographer: Say cheese or smile!
George: *Extremely tipsy* Shmile? *Sways in the seat* Cheeshe?
Photographer: Say whatever makes you smile so that I can collect my pay and leave this gods forsaken school!
George: What makesh me happy? *Thinks* The name Shteve.
Photographer: Steve?
*George nods*
Photographer: Whatever, say Steve.
George: Why would I say Shteve?
*Photographer tries to stab his eyes out with a thumbtack*
*George faints*
*Photographer cries*
*Teacher turns the edges of George's mouth upwards so it looks like he's smiling*
Teacher: Take the picture! Maybe he'll just think he was blinking.
*Photographer clicks the little button and takes the picture*
Teacher: Liam is next!
*Liam floats over to the stool*
Photographer: Say whatever makes ghosts smile.
Liam: BOO!
*Everyone screams and runs away*
*Photographer comes back and takes the picture*
Teacher: Roger, you're last!
Roger: Why am I always last?
Dom: Maybe because the name of your fief is Zchino.
Roger: But the name of my fief was Conte.
Dom: Oh. Well then I haven't the slightest idea! *Huge fan-girl smile*
Roger: Moron.
Teacher: It is not social teatime children!
Maddy and Cleon: Damn it! *Cleon puts the teacups back into his pocket*
Roger: If you don't respect me then I'm not getting my picture taken at all! *Starts to sob*
Delia: I'll take it with you!
Roger: *Immediately happy* OK!
*Delia arranges herself on Roger's lap*
Both: World domination!
*Photographer takes the picture*
Maddy: *Bouncing around* I didn't know tea had this much sugar in it! Caffeine!
Raoul: Tea doesn't have sugar.
Teacher: Uh-oh.
Photographer: NEXT!
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Hope you liked it! Please review and I will be as happy as I could possibly be! Actually, that's a complete lie. But reviews still make me happy! Happy, happy, happy!
Luv,
LadyKnight
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Disclaimer: *Begins to froth* Chipmunk man!
Random Stage Crew Guy: What the hell...?
Disclaimer: *Nervous laughter* I mean, *cough* the character, except for me (Maddy) belongs to Tamora Pierce.
~*~
Photographer: Who's next?
Alanna: *Jumping up and down* I know! I know! Call on me!
Teacher: Alanna, you're next?
Alanna: 47! The answer is 47!
Teacher: No, the answer is you're next, so get on the chair.
Neal: Ooooh! Lanna's busted.
Alanna: Say that again and you'll wish you hadn't worn you fluffy bunny slippers to school today.
Neal: NO! Not Flopsy and Mopsy! *Bursts into hysterical tears and hugs his feet*
Cleon: You have bunny slippers? What a baby.
Kel: Shut up, I know about your Blue's Clues slippers.
Cleon: But nobody knows! Except...But she said she'd never tell!
*Flashes to Maddy handing out flyers with pictures of Cleon wearing Blue's Clues slippers, holding a blanket, and sucking his thumb*
Raoul: I just got the funniest flyer!
Photographer: ANYWAY! Say cheese Alanna.
Alanna: But cheese doesn't make me smile.
Photographer: What makes you smile?
Alanna: *Evil grins at Jon, George and Liam* Sex.
*Everyone gasps*
Teacher: *shocked* Alanna!
Alanna: Why else would I do it so much?
Liam: She's got a point.
*George and Jon nod*
Photographer: OK, say-sex.
Alanna: *Huge smiles* Gender!
*Photographer takes the picture*
Numair: I'm confused.
Jon: What?
Maddy: It's like a pun or something. *Randomly bursts into hysterical laughter*
Photographer: Ne-
*Maddy dissolves in giggles only to stop suddenly and calmly walk away*
Photographer: Right. Who's next?
Teacher: Jonathan. You're up.
Jon: Ahem.
Teacher: ExCUSE me. Highness Jonathan of Conte.
Jon: Actually, I wanted Jon. But Highness is just as good.
*Teacher sighs exasperatedly and shoves Jon onto the stool*
Photographer: Smile.
Jon: What? Where? *Looks around wildly*
Photographer: No, I want YOU to smile!
Jon: Huh? I don't get it? Is that some sort of sick joke?
Photographer: Just smile!
Jon: I don't understand.
Photographer: *Sighs* Stretch your face so that your mouth is turned toward your eyes at both of the ends but is normal in the middle.
Jon: OH! Why didn't you just say so? *Smiles widely*
*Photographer snaps the photo*
Teacher: George is next.
*George swaggers forward holding an empty beer mug*
Photographer: Say cheese or smile!
George: *Extremely tipsy* Shmile? *Sways in the seat* Cheeshe?
Photographer: Say whatever makes you smile so that I can collect my pay and leave this gods forsaken school!
George: What makesh me happy? *Thinks* The name Shteve.
Photographer: Steve?
*George nods*
Photographer: Whatever, say Steve.
George: Why would I say Shteve?
*Photographer tries to stab his eyes out with a thumbtack*
*George faints*
*Photographer cries*
*Teacher turns the edges of George's mouth upwards so it looks like he's smiling*
Teacher: Take the picture! Maybe he'll just think he was blinking.
*Photographer clicks the little button and takes the picture*
Teacher: Liam is next!
*Liam floats over to the stool*
Photographer: Say whatever makes ghosts smile.
Liam: BOO!
*Everyone screams and runs away*
*Photographer comes back and takes the picture*
Teacher: Roger, you're last!
Roger: Why am I always last?
Dom: Maybe because the name of your fief is Zchino.
Roger: But the name of my fief was Conte.
Dom: Oh. Well then I haven't the slightest idea! *Huge fan-girl smile*
Roger: Moron.
Teacher: It is not social teatime children!
Maddy and Cleon: Damn it! *Cleon puts the teacups back into his pocket*
Roger: If you don't respect me then I'm not getting my picture taken at all! *Starts to sob*
Delia: I'll take it with you!
Roger: *Immediately happy* OK!
*Delia arranges herself on Roger's lap*
Both: World domination!
*Photographer takes the picture*
Maddy: *Bouncing around* I didn't know tea had this much sugar in it! Caffeine!
Raoul: Tea doesn't have sugar.
Teacher: Uh-oh.
Photographer: NEXT!
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Hope you liked it! Please review and I will be as happy as I could possibly be! Actually, that's a complete lie. But reviews still make me happy! Happy, happy, happy!
Luv,
LadyKnight