Disclaimer: *Runs around chanting about Goku* Wahoo! I'm a Sayain! I'm a
big powerful Super Sayain!
Random Stage Crew Guy: Oh no, he's finally lost it. *Tackles the Disclaimer*
Dom: Well, I guess it's up to me! The charact-
*Several crazed fan girls come rushing in*
Fan girl 1: I got his shoe!
Fan girl 2: I got his pants!
Fan girl 3: I got his undies! Wait, why do they have pictures of Maggur Rathashusk with hearts around him?
*Fan girls scream and run away*
Dom: Hey they were on super sale!
~*~
Teacher: Neal, you're next.
Neal: Why do I have to be first?
Teacher: Because you're special.
Alanna: NO! Nobody's special except for me!
Teacher: Now, now. Everybody's special.
Jon: Wait, doesn't that mean nobody's special.
Photographer: You, boy! Just get up here!
*Neal stomps flat-footed up to the stool*
Photographer: Smile.
*Neal smiles perfectly*
*Photographer takes the photo*
Numair: Um, dude. The cap is still on.
*Photographer bashes his head against the wall*
Maddy: *Leaping off of a desk* I'm a bird!
Cleon: I though you were a Homo Sapiens.
Maddy: What? *Drools*
Cleon: You know, Homo Sapiens, a frog crossed with a large pineapple.
Maddy: I knew that!
Neal: I'm smiling here! Take the damn picture!
*Photographer looks astonished at Neal's language but takes the picture none-the-less*
Teacher: Kel is next.
*Kel skips forward followed by Lalasa, wearing a huge backpack and banging to halves of a coconut shell together*
Kel: I have come across this barren wasteland with only my horse as a companion!
Daine: What horse?
Kel: *Gestures at Lalasa's coconut husks* That horse. His name is Fluffy.
*Cloud gallops by looking scared followed by Maddy and Cleon both dressed in loincloths and (in Maddy's case) a breastband, carrying spears made out of sticks and rocks*
Maddy: Meat!
Cleon: Foods!
Daine: Ahhh! My horse!
Cloud: *Whicker*
Daine: Oh well. She never pulled her weight around here anyway.
Photographer: Shouldn't those two be in some sort of school for "special people?"
Teacher: I suppose. But that's not important.
Kel: Look at my pony and me! *Photographer takes the picture at the exact moment Kel sneezes*
Teacher: Shouldn't you re-take that?
Photographer: Yes. Who's next?
Teacher: Aren't you going to re-take Kel's picture?
Photographer: No. Why would I?
Teacher: Because she sneezed.
Photographer: I know. Who's next?
Teacher: *Sighs* Dom.
*Dom skips forward happily wearing a big pink frilly dress*
Onua: Monesouir, Copper Island white, Corus holey, Ka-
George: You look funny!
Dom: *Pouts like a four year old* Do not! Mommy says I look pretty in this dress!
Neal: Hello? You're mom is dead! (AN: I dunno if she is or not, but for purposes of this fic, she is)
Dom: That's what Madame Lulu said on the Physic Hotline!
Photographer: *Twitches* Smile...kid.
Dom: *Grins hugely* good?
*Photographer takes the picture*
Teacher: Cleon's up now.
Cleon: No foods. No smiles.
Maddy: I'll be in the picture too!
Cleon: Still no smiles from me!
Raoul: I shall tell you a story to make you happy. It's called Rapunzel.
Jon: Oh! I love this one! *Huggles his blanky*
Raoul: Once upon a time there was a happy little girl named Rapunzeligitarrogarigari. It was hard for some people to say that though, because they had speaking disorders so everybody just called her Rapunzel. When Rapunzel was young she was captured by and old and ugly witch. The witch locked her away in a tower.
The witch was also very poor. She didn't have enough money to buy scissors, let alone afford professional haircuts, so Rapunzel's hair grew very, VERY long.
Oh, and I forgot to mention the prince. He was very handsome and very rich. Rapunzel liked him. In fact, she liked him a lot. In fact, she- anyway, everyday the prince would climb up Rapunzel's abnormally long hair and get into her room. Needless to say, once he was up there, stuff happened.
Dom: Hehehe! Stuff! Stuff!
Alanna: What stuff? Like office supplies?
Raoul: Let me finish, insubordinate fools!
Kaddar: Big words. I don't understand the big words.
Raoul: As I was saying. Stuff happened. Then one day the witch discovered all of this and was disappointed that she was missing out on this sex action just because she was old and ugly. She devised a plan. She snuck into Rapunzel's room and chopped off all of her hair with a potato peeler. Then she gagged Rapunzel and locked her in a closet.
When the prince showed up the next day he climbed up the hair that the witch had saved and discovered that it wasn't his beloved by an old and ugly lady! The witch forced him to sign something, and the something turned out to be a marriage contract. Too bad for Princey. And Rapunzel. But it's OK! The witch was happy, right? The end!
Teacher: That was touching. *Points to Cleon* Now hurry up and smile.
*Maddy, who is sitting on Cleon's lap whispers something in his ear, and Cleon is instantly happy*
Photographer: Good boy! *Takes the picture*
Teacher: Raoul, it's your turn.
*Raoul runs up followed by Buri*
Photographer: Smile!
*Buri tackles Raoul the second the photographer takes the picture*
Teacher: Yeah whatever. They had their chance. Now is Joren.
*Joren floats over*
Liam: Hey! I'm the big ghost on campus here! Find your own school!
Joren: Bring it on old man!
Liam: It's already been brought on, ugly!
*Joren and Liam begin to bitch-slap each other as if their arms started at their elbows*
Teacher: Just take the picture
*Joren shoves Liam into the wall, which he goes through, and smiles hugely as the photographer takes the picture*
Teacher: Yeah, OK!
Photographer: I pray that that's it?
*Teacher turns around and cackles insanely*
~*~
Next up, people who I didn't do, or forgot to do! I won't remember them so you'll have to remind me in reviews! Just say who ever you want, preferably somebody who I haven't already done! Review please! FASTER! I don't have all day, you know! Just kidding!
Luv,
LadyKnight
Random Stage Crew Guy: Oh no, he's finally lost it. *Tackles the Disclaimer*
Dom: Well, I guess it's up to me! The charact-
*Several crazed fan girls come rushing in*
Fan girl 1: I got his shoe!
Fan girl 2: I got his pants!
Fan girl 3: I got his undies! Wait, why do they have pictures of Maggur Rathashusk with hearts around him?
*Fan girls scream and run away*
Dom: Hey they were on super sale!
~*~
Teacher: Neal, you're next.
Neal: Why do I have to be first?
Teacher: Because you're special.
Alanna: NO! Nobody's special except for me!
Teacher: Now, now. Everybody's special.
Jon: Wait, doesn't that mean nobody's special.
Photographer: You, boy! Just get up here!
*Neal stomps flat-footed up to the stool*
Photographer: Smile.
*Neal smiles perfectly*
*Photographer takes the photo*
Numair: Um, dude. The cap is still on.
*Photographer bashes his head against the wall*
Maddy: *Leaping off of a desk* I'm a bird!
Cleon: I though you were a Homo Sapiens.
Maddy: What? *Drools*
Cleon: You know, Homo Sapiens, a frog crossed with a large pineapple.
Maddy: I knew that!
Neal: I'm smiling here! Take the damn picture!
*Photographer looks astonished at Neal's language but takes the picture none-the-less*
Teacher: Kel is next.
*Kel skips forward followed by Lalasa, wearing a huge backpack and banging to halves of a coconut shell together*
Kel: I have come across this barren wasteland with only my horse as a companion!
Daine: What horse?
Kel: *Gestures at Lalasa's coconut husks* That horse. His name is Fluffy.
*Cloud gallops by looking scared followed by Maddy and Cleon both dressed in loincloths and (in Maddy's case) a breastband, carrying spears made out of sticks and rocks*
Maddy: Meat!
Cleon: Foods!
Daine: Ahhh! My horse!
Cloud: *Whicker*
Daine: Oh well. She never pulled her weight around here anyway.
Photographer: Shouldn't those two be in some sort of school for "special people?"
Teacher: I suppose. But that's not important.
Kel: Look at my pony and me! *Photographer takes the picture at the exact moment Kel sneezes*
Teacher: Shouldn't you re-take that?
Photographer: Yes. Who's next?
Teacher: Aren't you going to re-take Kel's picture?
Photographer: No. Why would I?
Teacher: Because she sneezed.
Photographer: I know. Who's next?
Teacher: *Sighs* Dom.
*Dom skips forward happily wearing a big pink frilly dress*
Onua: Monesouir, Copper Island white, Corus holey, Ka-
George: You look funny!
Dom: *Pouts like a four year old* Do not! Mommy says I look pretty in this dress!
Neal: Hello? You're mom is dead! (AN: I dunno if she is or not, but for purposes of this fic, she is)
Dom: That's what Madame Lulu said on the Physic Hotline!
Photographer: *Twitches* Smile...kid.
Dom: *Grins hugely* good?
*Photographer takes the picture*
Teacher: Cleon's up now.
Cleon: No foods. No smiles.
Maddy: I'll be in the picture too!
Cleon: Still no smiles from me!
Raoul: I shall tell you a story to make you happy. It's called Rapunzel.
Jon: Oh! I love this one! *Huggles his blanky*
Raoul: Once upon a time there was a happy little girl named Rapunzeligitarrogarigari. It was hard for some people to say that though, because they had speaking disorders so everybody just called her Rapunzel. When Rapunzel was young she was captured by and old and ugly witch. The witch locked her away in a tower.
The witch was also very poor. She didn't have enough money to buy scissors, let alone afford professional haircuts, so Rapunzel's hair grew very, VERY long.
Oh, and I forgot to mention the prince. He was very handsome and very rich. Rapunzel liked him. In fact, she liked him a lot. In fact, she- anyway, everyday the prince would climb up Rapunzel's abnormally long hair and get into her room. Needless to say, once he was up there, stuff happened.
Dom: Hehehe! Stuff! Stuff!
Alanna: What stuff? Like office supplies?
Raoul: Let me finish, insubordinate fools!
Kaddar: Big words. I don't understand the big words.
Raoul: As I was saying. Stuff happened. Then one day the witch discovered all of this and was disappointed that she was missing out on this sex action just because she was old and ugly. She devised a plan. She snuck into Rapunzel's room and chopped off all of her hair with a potato peeler. Then she gagged Rapunzel and locked her in a closet.
When the prince showed up the next day he climbed up the hair that the witch had saved and discovered that it wasn't his beloved by an old and ugly lady! The witch forced him to sign something, and the something turned out to be a marriage contract. Too bad for Princey. And Rapunzel. But it's OK! The witch was happy, right? The end!
Teacher: That was touching. *Points to Cleon* Now hurry up and smile.
*Maddy, who is sitting on Cleon's lap whispers something in his ear, and Cleon is instantly happy*
Photographer: Good boy! *Takes the picture*
Teacher: Raoul, it's your turn.
*Raoul runs up followed by Buri*
Photographer: Smile!
*Buri tackles Raoul the second the photographer takes the picture*
Teacher: Yeah whatever. They had their chance. Now is Joren.
*Joren floats over*
Liam: Hey! I'm the big ghost on campus here! Find your own school!
Joren: Bring it on old man!
Liam: It's already been brought on, ugly!
*Joren and Liam begin to bitch-slap each other as if their arms started at their elbows*
Teacher: Just take the picture
*Joren shoves Liam into the wall, which he goes through, and smiles hugely as the photographer takes the picture*
Teacher: Yeah, OK!
Photographer: I pray that that's it?
*Teacher turns around and cackles insanely*
~*~
Next up, people who I didn't do, or forgot to do! I won't remember them so you'll have to remind me in reviews! Just say who ever you want, preferably somebody who I haven't already done! Review please! FASTER! I don't have all day, you know! Just kidding!
Luv,
LadyKnight