Chapter Two: A Night At The Theatre
"When I was very young, my father had planned that I would marry a girl named Lita. She, too, was of Saiyan royalty."
"Of course, neither of us thought that it was a great idea. At that age we thought marriage was stupid, so we came up with the plan to despise each other, and maybe our parents would forget the whole thing. But, of course, they didn't."
"So when my planet was destroyed, Lita and I escaped the planet. We went our separate ways, knowing that there was no one to hold us back. She and I went on to killing people, it being in our blood, and a little while later, we met up with each other. I left her, and a year or two later came back. Her father was there, and he was very angry with me. We fought, and he retreated. I wouldn't say I had won or lost, though…"
"So a little while after Majin Buu was defeated, I found Adrienne. I knew she was my daughter, so we took her in and raised her."
"Does Adrienne know?" Goten asked.
"No." Vegeta shook his head. "I don't plan to tell her, either."
"So while we're on the subject of my half-sister," Trunks said. He grinned. "What do you think of her?"
Goten blushed. "Trunks, it's time for you to go on your date."
"No, it can wait." Trunks said. Trunks turned and noticed that his father was glaring at him. "You know, I should be picking up Chloe right about now!"
Trunks rushed from the room and Vegeta cleared his throat. "So what *do* you think of my daughter? You don't have to answer if you don't want to! I probably don't *want* to know what you're thinking in that dirty mind of yours! ARGH! NOW I'M GETTING IMAGES!!!!!!!"
"Sorry." Goten said with a smile. "Um… I think-" Vegeta plugged his ears. "-she's very pretty and nice…"
"Huh? That's it?"
"Okay, I'm ready to go!" Adrienne came out of the kitchen.
"Go where?" Vegeta asked.
"To the movies." Goten said. "Oh no! Don't tell me Adrienne didn't tell you!" Adrienne smiled and shrugged. Vegeta looked his daughter up and down:
"No, she *didn't*…"
"We're going now!" Adrienne grabbed Goten's arm and started towards the door. She opened it, and there stood Goku.
"Hey, guys! Ready to go?"
"You're going, too?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah." Goku nodded, then pointed a thumb at himself. "I'm the *chaperone*!"
"Hm… obviously not a good one." Vegeta crossed his arms.
"Everybody else is going," Goten said. "They're waiting at the theatre."
"Okay, bye, Mom!" Adrienne called. "Bye, Dad!" Adrienne kissed his cheek and Vegeta frowned.
"See you, Vegeta!" Goku waved as the three started walking.
"WAIT!" Vegeta pointed at the ceiling. "IF KAKAROTT'S GOING, THEN I AM, TOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Great…" Adrienne sighed. "Hey, Mom, are you coming, too?"
"Yeah, wait just a second!" Bulma came running out of the house. "Okay, I'm ready to go!"
*~*~*
"I guess it won't be a private night at the movies." Goten said.
"What are you talking about?" Adrienne asked as the two sat down. "There's nobody here! ……..except for all of our friends."
"Exactly."
"What are we watching again?" Yamcha asked.
"Um…" Puar was silent.
"The Crocodile." Bulma paused. "In 3-D!"
"Oh, okay!" Yamcha smiled.
"Goten, are you gonna be okay?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Mo-om!"
"Right, right! You're a big boy now!" Chi-Chi walked off to the back of the theatre.
Yamcha suddenly realized they were going to watch THE 'The Crocodile'. And in 3-D! "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!"
"Yamcha, you wimp!" Goku came walking into the theatre with a bag of popcorn. He grabbed Yamcha's shirt and sat him down in a seat. "Thank you, Goku!"
"Mm hm." Goku stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
"Hey, brat, move, I want to sit next to my daughter." Vegeta said to Goten. Goten shook his head.
"Uh uh!"
"Dad, you can sit right here!" Adrienne said, patting the empty seat to her right. Vegeta stared at it, then looked back at Goten.
"Move."
"No!" Goten turned his head.
"Fine then, I'll just be taking THIS." Vegeta took Goten's popcorn bag.
"Ugh!" Goten gaped. "Give it back, Vegeta!"
"Then move."
"No!"
"Then I won't be giving this back to you." Vegeta said. Goten grinned.
"You asked for it." Goten Ki blasted Vegeta, leaving Adrienne's father smoking. Goten took his popcorn back from Vegeta and shoved some in his mouth. "Want some?"
Adrienne started laughing and Vegeta quickly recovered. "Fine! I will admit that you have won THIS time!"
Vegeta walked off and Goten smiled. He beat Vegeta! Vegeta grabbed Goku's arm. "Come."
"What?" Goku had to jump up so that Vegeta didn't dump his popcorn on his lap.
"You and I are going to watch the brats." Vegeta said.
"But… why *me*?"
"You're the chaperone, remember?"
"Oh…" The lights started fading so Vegeta and Goku hurried down to the front without anyone noticing. White writing appeared on the screen: "Please put on your 3-D spectacles".
"What are spectacles?" Puar asked.
"Don't ask me!" Oolong said. "I'm just a pig!"
"No, I don't want to!" Yamcha was whining in the back. "Mommy, don't make me…!"
"That poor child." Adrienne said. Goten nodded and everyone flipped down their "3-D" glasses except for Vegeta. They sat there, propped up on his jet-black hair. Vegeta was watching Goten and Adrienne.
"Once upon a time, there was a crocodile that lived on a small island," The Narrator began as it showed the island on which the crocodile supposedly lived. "The crocodile was exposed to radioactive waves while in it's egg. Therefore he became a huge crocodile and started terrorizing the Earth-"
"BOO!!!!" Goku yelled at the screen. "BOOOOOO!!!!" He threw a piece of popcorn at the screen.
"SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry." Goku shut up so the narrator could continue.
"This- is the story of- 'The Crocodile'!" The screen showed 'The Crocodile' in scaly, green writing, which expanded because of the 3-D glasses. Yamcha screamed and ran from the theatre.
"I should go get him…" Bulma said to Chi-Chi. She ran out of the theatre. Seconds later, Yamcha came back with a big lump on his head, followed by Bulma with an empty popcorn bucket.
"Blimey, mate!" A man with a strong Australian accent said. He was dressed a lot like Steve Irwin (A/n: The Crocodile HuntERRRRRRRR!). "You must be here to help me catch that croc!" He put a lot of emphasis on 'croc', which made Master Roshi start laughing.
"Aye, I am." Another man appeared. He was dressed exactly like the other man. "Me name's Steve Bowen!"
"Aye!" The first man shook Steve's hand. "I be Jack Crack!" Marron started laughing.
"What a crackpot!" Marron looked at Bulma. "I'm serious! Have you seen this movie?"
"No." Bulma said.
"So quit spoiling it for the rest of us!" Chi-Chi said.
"Oh, okay…" Marron turned back around to watch the movie.
"Dad, I wanna go home." Pan said, pulling on Gohan's shirt. "Daddy…!"
"Just stay and watch the movie." Videl said.
"Gr…" Pan walked over to where Trunks was sitting. "Trunks, will you take me- EW!" Trunks and Chloe were kissing. Trunks jerked away from Chloe and looked at Pan.
"What?"
"Never *mind*!" Pan said, looking quite disgusted. "I'll just go ask Grandma!"
"Be right back," Goku said. "I've gotta go get some more popcorn!"
"Grandma, will you take me home?"
"Sorry, hun."
"Grandma…!" Goku walked by. "Never mind! I literally know a brick that'll take me!"
"Yes, I would like a refill, please." Pan walked up to her grandfather and pulled on his pants. Goku looked down. "Huh? What is it, Pan?"
"Grandpa, will you take me home?"
"What did Gohan say?" Goku asked.
"Well… *nothing*!" Pan exclaimed.
"Okay, then, what did *Videl* say?" Pan crossed her arms and looked at the camera.
"He's not as much of a brick as I thought." Goku laughed and picked Pan up.
"Cheer up, kid! The movie will be over soon!"
"I hope so…" Pan said.
*~*~*
"Gotta get some more popcorn!" Goku ran from the theatre.
"That's very nice, Kakarott." Vegeta was still watching Goten and Adrienne. Goku came back about a minute later. Goku sat down and started eating his popcorn again. Goten and Adrienne looked at each other. "Oh, dear kami!" Vegeta whispered. "I think they're about to kiss! *Think*, Kakarott! What can we do to stop them? KAKAROTT!"
Vegeta turned Goku to look at him. Goku screamed. "VEGETA'S MUTATED!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta flipped up Goku's 3-D glasses with one finger. "Oh…"
"Kakarott, they're going to kiss!" Vegeta repeated. "We have to stop them!"
"Just leave them be, Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.
"NO!" Goku's face suddenly went pale. Goku's eyes started sliding in and out of focus.
"Vegeta, I don't feel so good…"
"What?" Vegeta shook his head. "It's probably all of that popcorn, you FOOL!"
"Vegeta, I *really* don't feel so good…" Goku said.
"Think!!!" Vegeta was banging his head against the theatre seat. Vegeta looked at Goku, who was puking, and screamed. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta fell backwards in shock and hit his arm on the ground, accidentally blowing a hole through the ceiling of the theatre. Part of the ceiling fell down, hitting Goten's head. "OW!!!!"
"Goten!" Adrienne stood up. "Dad, you're DOING IT AGAIN!"
"W-" Vegeta stuttered. "What makes you think it was me!????? D-" Adrienne continued glaring at her father. Vegeta regained his composure and pointed at Goku. "KAKAROTT SCARED ME!!!!!!!"
"Huh…?" Goku looked up and wiped his mouth with a napkin.
Bulma stood up. "VEGETAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta mumbled something. So they all went back to watching the movie, Goku sitting next to Chi-Chi, and Vegeta sitting next to Bulma in the very back. Vegeta muttered:
"Baka onna!"
"Love you, too, Vegeta." Vegeta growled. Vegeta stood up.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" Vegeta walked off.
"I have to go get more popcorn!" Yamcha jumped up and Goku groaned.
"Ohhhhhh, poor baby…!" Chi-Chi ran her hand through Goku's hair, which seemed to cheer him up.
Vegeta was staring at Goten and Adrienne intently through the crack in-between the theatre seats. Suddenly, the armrest rose. "Huh?" Vegeta pulled a piece of fishing wire, pulling the armrest back down. Suddenly, the armrest went back up again. "Hm!" Vegeta pulled the fishing wire again, and immediately, the armrest went back up. Vegeta frowned and pulled on the fishing wire. It went back up again. "Stupid…!"
Vegeta pulled the armrest back down with his fishing wire, and it rose again. But this time, it only rose to the middle- because Vegeta stopped it. He pulled as hard as he could on the thin piece of fishing wire. The fishing wire started snapping and Vegeta gritted his teeth. The arm suddenly snapped off the theatre chair and hit Vegeta in the forehead.
"Ow…." Vegeta rubbed his forehead. He got down on his hands and knees, looking up the sloped ground underneath the seats to see Goku, doing the same. The two growled and glared at each other. "Kakarott, you fool! You are *trying* to get them together!" Vegeta whispered furiously.
"And *you're* trying to keep them *away* from each other!" Goku whispered back. The two glared at each other again, sparks flying. A yawn came from above, causing the two to stop.
"Huh?" The two sat up and peered through the cracks at Goten and Adrienne.
Goten stretched his arms up in the air and brought them back down to feel another body leaning against his right side. "Long movie, huh?"
"Um…yeah." Goten blushed. Goku watched as Goten finally put his arm around Adrienne.
"Uh-oh."
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku held the foaming Vegeta back from attacking Goten. "LET ME GO, KAKAROTT!!!!!!!!!"
"SHHHHH!!!!" Goku slapped a hand over Vegeta's mouth and pushed Vegeta down to the ground. Goku pinned the Saiyan Prince down and snarled: "Shut *up*, Vegeta!"
"Don't tell me to shut up!" Vegeta yelled. "That's my daughter!"
"She's gonna grow up sometime!" Goku yelled.
"JUST NOT SO SOOOON!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. Vegeta suddenly snapped back into it. "What are you doing!? Get off of me! It's bad enough your son is flirting with my daughter!"
"I dunno," Goku said, looking at the ceiling. "It's always been kinda interesting to me." Goku smiled. "Whether you would kill yourself or not if you ever got related to me through our descendants."
"ARRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. "How *dare* you suggest that my pure-bred Saiyan daughter would *ever* marry your half-bred!?"
Vegeta jumped on Goku and started strangling him.
"Whoa!" Marron exclaimed, as the crocodile came at them. "Talk about 3-D!"
"Yeah." Krillin nodded.
"GOTEN'S GOIN DOWN FIRST!!!!!!!!!" Gohan exclaimed, jumping up, throwing back his 3-D glasses, and pointing down at Goten.
"Hey!" Goten stood up, hands on his hips. He flicked his 3-D glasses back. "Maybe I *will* go first, but at least I'll be taking you with me!"
"SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone said.
"Oops!" Goten and Gohan sat back down.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku came rolling by, yelling their heads off.
"AND YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT *MY* SON WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY *YOUR* DAUGHTER!?" Goku demanded.
"YES, IT HAS OCCURRED TO ME!" Vegeta yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed and started strangling Vegeta.
"No…" Adrienne said, hitting herself in the forehead.
"They're fighting." Chi-Chi said, watching the movie while everyone else was watching Goku and Vegeta.
"Uh-huh." Bulma stuffed some popcorn in her mouth.
"Should we stop them?"
"Uh-uh." Bulma shook her head and stuffed some more popcorn in her mouth.
"Thought so."
"LISTEN UP!" Vegeta pinned Goku to the ground. "I don't want *my* daughter having *your* grandchildren!"
"Well it's not like I want *my* son to even *think* about marrying *your* daughter!" Goku yelled.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!????" Vegeta demanded.
"Nothing, but---SHE'S *YOURS*!!!!!" Goku yelled. This was just too far.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta punched Goku. From there on out, the fight got more physical.
"Popcorn?" Bulma asked, holding out her popcorn bag to Chi-Chi.
"Why, *thank* you!" Chi-Chi took some popcorn and the wives to the two most powerful Saiyans in the world went back to watching the movie.
"You two will have to finish this fight out of our theatre!" A theatre employee came running into the theatre.
"DON'T TELL US WHERE TO HAVE OUR FIGHTS!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku shot a Ki Blast at the employee. Luckily, Gohan saved him just in time. Meanwhile, Adrienne and Goten were sinking below their seats.
*~*~*
"Hey, wait for me!" Adrienne stuck her lollipop in her mouth, and ran after Goten, pulling her pants up. She stopped and her pants fell back down to her hips. Goten laughed and Adrienne grabbed his hand. "Not funny. Lollipop?"
"No, thank you…" Adrienne shrugged and put the other lollipop down in the side pocket of her pants. She traced Goten's stare back to her father and laughed. "Are you sure you won't get in trouble if you're with me…?"
Goku was having to pull the kicking and screaming Vegeta along as he walked backwards. "Who cares if I get in trouble? And even if I do, it won't last long."
"You're probably right," Goten said. "But, still, I don't wanna get you in trouble."
Adrienne shrugged and started swinging Goten's arm back and forth. She *knew* this would drive her father insane. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Suddenly, the screaming stopped. Goku smiled. "Thank you, Bulma!"
"Mm hm." Bulma nodded and put the frying pan back in its capsule. Adrienne giggled as Goku dragged the unconscious Vegeta along with ease.
"Mom's always doing that."
"Hey, Bulma," Chi-Chi whispered. "Could I possibly get one of those off ya?"
"Sure!" Bulma smiled. But seeing as Vegeta was determined to kill Goten for "flirting" with his daughter, he wasn't unconscious for long. He awoke to find he was sleeping on the couch at Capsule Corp. He blinked.
"Huh…?" Vegeta stood up.
"Hi, Dad!" Trunks smiled.
"Hi…" Vegeta watched his son pass.
"Oh, Vegeta, are you up?" Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded. Everyone was being all too nice and happy… had Bulma knocked him out again?
"Hey, shouldn't Goten be dropping Adrienne off pretty soon?" Trunks asked. "I wanna show him something!"
"Oh no." Bulma said. She turned to look at her husband.
"Kakarott's brat…dropping…Adrienne…*off*?" Vegeta clenched his fists.
"Okay, Vegeta, calm down." Bulma said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'CALM DOWN'!?" Vegeta screamed and started pulling on his hair. Suddenly, there were voices coming from outside. "Hm…?"
Vegeta rushed over to the window and looked out. Bulma tried to pull him back, but seeing as he was stronger, she stood no chance. Adrienne and Goten were standing outside.
"Eight o' clock tomorrow morning," Adrienne said. "Am I right?"
"Yeah." Goten nodded. "You're sure Vegeta won't mind?"
"No." Adrienne shook her head. "Wait… well, he might mind a *little*, but I don't care, right?"
"Yeah!" Goten and Adrienne laughed. Goten shook his head. "Oh, Dende…"
Vegeta watched the two intently while Bulma continued trying to get him away from the window. "Come on, Vegeta…! Trunks, come help me!"
"Well, it was fun." Goten said.
"Yeah." Adrienne nodded.
"Okay, good night." Goten leaned forward and kissed Adrienne's cheek.
Vegeta gasped. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks and Bulma grabbed Vegeta, barely managing to hold him back from jumping out the window and killing Goten.
Adrienne blushed. "Bye!" Goten jogged off. Adrienne waved slowly.
"Bye…"
"HOW DARE HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????" Vegeta yelled.
"VEGETA, RELAX, ALL HE DID WAS KISS HER!!!!!!!" Bulma yelled.
"Yeah, Dad! Chill!" Trunks ordered.
"Hi, Mom! Hi, Trunks! Hi, Dad!" Adrienne froze. "Why are you looking at me like that…?"
*~*~*
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks flinched at the dreadful noises coming from the kitchen. He was sitting on the couch in the living room. Trunks began to tremble.
"Mom, make him stop…"
"SH!" Bulma yelled. She had the phone in her hand. "It's hard enough to hear already!"
"What is all that of that SCREAMING about?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Oh, Vegeta is-"
"DADDY, THAT *HURTS*!!!!!!!!!"
"I AM GOING TO SCRUB YOUR CHEEK UNTIL HIS *NASTY* LITTLE GERMS COME *OFF* OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That…"
"Oh…" Chi-Chi said. There was a long sigh from her side of line. "That poor girl."
"Mm hm." Bulma nodded. Adrienne suddenly came running out of the kitchen, Vegeta following ("GET BACK HERE!!!"). Vegeta grabbed her, and started dragging her back into the kitchen, soapy sponge at hand. Adrienne grabbed onto the wall just before she was dragged into the kitchen.
"TRUNKS!!!!!!" Adrienne disappeared, taking the chunk of wall with her through the swinging door, into the kitchen, and there was a loud thud like a table had been knocked over.
"PAIN!!! *PAIN*!!!" They could hear Vegeta yell in agony.
"DADDYYYYY!!!!!!" Adrienne sounded very ticked off. There were several loud blasts.
"Huh…?" Trunks and Bulma turned to look at the kitchen door. Adrienne came walking out as a Super Saiyan. Her cheek was swollen and red.
"I'm going to my room!" Adrienne declared and disappeared.
"Where is she!?" Vegeta demanded. Trunks crossed his arms, turned around, and closed his eyes. Vegeta looked at Bulma. Bulma just shrugged and went back to talking on the phone. Vegeta glared. "She probably went to her room…"
"Did she get away?" Chi-Chi asked. Bulma nodded.
"For a short amount of time."
"OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"ADRIENNE, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR *RIGHT* NOW- Wait, what am I doing?" There was a loud blast and the sound of an exploding door.
"DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!"
"Come." Vegeta said sternly. "Bathroom.*Now*."
"NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was the sound of ripping tile and the slam of a door.
"…scary." Bulma broke the silence. "Hey, listen, Trunks was wondering if Goten wanted to sleep over Friday night." Trunks grinned with anticipation. There was a long silence. "Alright, then, tell him to come over at about…five!" Bulma smiled. "Okay, see ya!"
"What did he say, what did he say!?" Trunks asked eagerly.
"He said yes."
"WHOO-HOO!!!!" Trunks jumped up. "Thanks, Mom!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now go save Adrienne." Bulma told him.
"When I was very young, my father had planned that I would marry a girl named Lita. She, too, was of Saiyan royalty."
"Of course, neither of us thought that it was a great idea. At that age we thought marriage was stupid, so we came up with the plan to despise each other, and maybe our parents would forget the whole thing. But, of course, they didn't."
"So when my planet was destroyed, Lita and I escaped the planet. We went our separate ways, knowing that there was no one to hold us back. She and I went on to killing people, it being in our blood, and a little while later, we met up with each other. I left her, and a year or two later came back. Her father was there, and he was very angry with me. We fought, and he retreated. I wouldn't say I had won or lost, though…"
"So a little while after Majin Buu was defeated, I found Adrienne. I knew she was my daughter, so we took her in and raised her."
"Does Adrienne know?" Goten asked.
"No." Vegeta shook his head. "I don't plan to tell her, either."
"So while we're on the subject of my half-sister," Trunks said. He grinned. "What do you think of her?"
Goten blushed. "Trunks, it's time for you to go on your date."
"No, it can wait." Trunks said. Trunks turned and noticed that his father was glaring at him. "You know, I should be picking up Chloe right about now!"
Trunks rushed from the room and Vegeta cleared his throat. "So what *do* you think of my daughter? You don't have to answer if you don't want to! I probably don't *want* to know what you're thinking in that dirty mind of yours! ARGH! NOW I'M GETTING IMAGES!!!!!!!"
"Sorry." Goten said with a smile. "Um… I think-" Vegeta plugged his ears. "-she's very pretty and nice…"
"Huh? That's it?"
"Okay, I'm ready to go!" Adrienne came out of the kitchen.
"Go where?" Vegeta asked.
"To the movies." Goten said. "Oh no! Don't tell me Adrienne didn't tell you!" Adrienne smiled and shrugged. Vegeta looked his daughter up and down:
"No, she *didn't*…"
"We're going now!" Adrienne grabbed Goten's arm and started towards the door. She opened it, and there stood Goku.
"Hey, guys! Ready to go?"
"You're going, too?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah." Goku nodded, then pointed a thumb at himself. "I'm the *chaperone*!"
"Hm… obviously not a good one." Vegeta crossed his arms.
"Everybody else is going," Goten said. "They're waiting at the theatre."
"Okay, bye, Mom!" Adrienne called. "Bye, Dad!" Adrienne kissed his cheek and Vegeta frowned.
"See you, Vegeta!" Goku waved as the three started walking.
"WAIT!" Vegeta pointed at the ceiling. "IF KAKAROTT'S GOING, THEN I AM, TOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Great…" Adrienne sighed. "Hey, Mom, are you coming, too?"
"Yeah, wait just a second!" Bulma came running out of the house. "Okay, I'm ready to go!"
*~*~*
"I guess it won't be a private night at the movies." Goten said.
"What are you talking about?" Adrienne asked as the two sat down. "There's nobody here! ……..except for all of our friends."
"Exactly."
"What are we watching again?" Yamcha asked.
"Um…" Puar was silent.
"The Crocodile." Bulma paused. "In 3-D!"
"Oh, okay!" Yamcha smiled.
"Goten, are you gonna be okay?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Mo-om!"
"Right, right! You're a big boy now!" Chi-Chi walked off to the back of the theatre.
Yamcha suddenly realized they were going to watch THE 'The Crocodile'. And in 3-D! "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!"
"Yamcha, you wimp!" Goku came walking into the theatre with a bag of popcorn. He grabbed Yamcha's shirt and sat him down in a seat. "Thank you, Goku!"
"Mm hm." Goku stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
"Hey, brat, move, I want to sit next to my daughter." Vegeta said to Goten. Goten shook his head.
"Uh uh!"
"Dad, you can sit right here!" Adrienne said, patting the empty seat to her right. Vegeta stared at it, then looked back at Goten.
"Move."
"No!" Goten turned his head.
"Fine then, I'll just be taking THIS." Vegeta took Goten's popcorn bag.
"Ugh!" Goten gaped. "Give it back, Vegeta!"
"Then move."
"No!"
"Then I won't be giving this back to you." Vegeta said. Goten grinned.
"You asked for it." Goten Ki blasted Vegeta, leaving Adrienne's father smoking. Goten took his popcorn back from Vegeta and shoved some in his mouth. "Want some?"
Adrienne started laughing and Vegeta quickly recovered. "Fine! I will admit that you have won THIS time!"
Vegeta walked off and Goten smiled. He beat Vegeta! Vegeta grabbed Goku's arm. "Come."
"What?" Goku had to jump up so that Vegeta didn't dump his popcorn on his lap.
"You and I are going to watch the brats." Vegeta said.
"But… why *me*?"
"You're the chaperone, remember?"
"Oh…" The lights started fading so Vegeta and Goku hurried down to the front without anyone noticing. White writing appeared on the screen: "Please put on your 3-D spectacles".
"What are spectacles?" Puar asked.
"Don't ask me!" Oolong said. "I'm just a pig!"
"No, I don't want to!" Yamcha was whining in the back. "Mommy, don't make me…!"
"That poor child." Adrienne said. Goten nodded and everyone flipped down their "3-D" glasses except for Vegeta. They sat there, propped up on his jet-black hair. Vegeta was watching Goten and Adrienne.
"Once upon a time, there was a crocodile that lived on a small island," The Narrator began as it showed the island on which the crocodile supposedly lived. "The crocodile was exposed to radioactive waves while in it's egg. Therefore he became a huge crocodile and started terrorizing the Earth-"
"BOO!!!!" Goku yelled at the screen. "BOOOOOO!!!!" He threw a piece of popcorn at the screen.
"SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry." Goku shut up so the narrator could continue.
"This- is the story of- 'The Crocodile'!" The screen showed 'The Crocodile' in scaly, green writing, which expanded because of the 3-D glasses. Yamcha screamed and ran from the theatre.
"I should go get him…" Bulma said to Chi-Chi. She ran out of the theatre. Seconds later, Yamcha came back with a big lump on his head, followed by Bulma with an empty popcorn bucket.
"Blimey, mate!" A man with a strong Australian accent said. He was dressed a lot like Steve Irwin (A/n: The Crocodile HuntERRRRRRRR!). "You must be here to help me catch that croc!" He put a lot of emphasis on 'croc', which made Master Roshi start laughing.
"Aye, I am." Another man appeared. He was dressed exactly like the other man. "Me name's Steve Bowen!"
"Aye!" The first man shook Steve's hand. "I be Jack Crack!" Marron started laughing.
"What a crackpot!" Marron looked at Bulma. "I'm serious! Have you seen this movie?"
"No." Bulma said.
"So quit spoiling it for the rest of us!" Chi-Chi said.
"Oh, okay…" Marron turned back around to watch the movie.
"Dad, I wanna go home." Pan said, pulling on Gohan's shirt. "Daddy…!"
"Just stay and watch the movie." Videl said.
"Gr…" Pan walked over to where Trunks was sitting. "Trunks, will you take me- EW!" Trunks and Chloe were kissing. Trunks jerked away from Chloe and looked at Pan.
"What?"
"Never *mind*!" Pan said, looking quite disgusted. "I'll just go ask Grandma!"
"Be right back," Goku said. "I've gotta go get some more popcorn!"
"Grandma, will you take me home?"
"Sorry, hun."
"Grandma…!" Goku walked by. "Never mind! I literally know a brick that'll take me!"
"Yes, I would like a refill, please." Pan walked up to her grandfather and pulled on his pants. Goku looked down. "Huh? What is it, Pan?"
"Grandpa, will you take me home?"
"What did Gohan say?" Goku asked.
"Well… *nothing*!" Pan exclaimed.
"Okay, then, what did *Videl* say?" Pan crossed her arms and looked at the camera.
"He's not as much of a brick as I thought." Goku laughed and picked Pan up.
"Cheer up, kid! The movie will be over soon!"
"I hope so…" Pan said.
*~*~*
"Gotta get some more popcorn!" Goku ran from the theatre.
"That's very nice, Kakarott." Vegeta was still watching Goten and Adrienne. Goku came back about a minute later. Goku sat down and started eating his popcorn again. Goten and Adrienne looked at each other. "Oh, dear kami!" Vegeta whispered. "I think they're about to kiss! *Think*, Kakarott! What can we do to stop them? KAKAROTT!"
Vegeta turned Goku to look at him. Goku screamed. "VEGETA'S MUTATED!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta flipped up Goku's 3-D glasses with one finger. "Oh…"
"Kakarott, they're going to kiss!" Vegeta repeated. "We have to stop them!"
"Just leave them be, Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.
"NO!" Goku's face suddenly went pale. Goku's eyes started sliding in and out of focus.
"Vegeta, I don't feel so good…"
"What?" Vegeta shook his head. "It's probably all of that popcorn, you FOOL!"
"Vegeta, I *really* don't feel so good…" Goku said.
"Think!!!" Vegeta was banging his head against the theatre seat. Vegeta looked at Goku, who was puking, and screamed. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta fell backwards in shock and hit his arm on the ground, accidentally blowing a hole through the ceiling of the theatre. Part of the ceiling fell down, hitting Goten's head. "OW!!!!"
"Goten!" Adrienne stood up. "Dad, you're DOING IT AGAIN!"
"W-" Vegeta stuttered. "What makes you think it was me!????? D-" Adrienne continued glaring at her father. Vegeta regained his composure and pointed at Goku. "KAKAROTT SCARED ME!!!!!!!"
"Huh…?" Goku looked up and wiped his mouth with a napkin.
Bulma stood up. "VEGETAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta mumbled something. So they all went back to watching the movie, Goku sitting next to Chi-Chi, and Vegeta sitting next to Bulma in the very back. Vegeta muttered:
"Baka onna!"
"Love you, too, Vegeta." Vegeta growled. Vegeta stood up.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" Vegeta walked off.
"I have to go get more popcorn!" Yamcha jumped up and Goku groaned.
"Ohhhhhh, poor baby…!" Chi-Chi ran her hand through Goku's hair, which seemed to cheer him up.
Vegeta was staring at Goten and Adrienne intently through the crack in-between the theatre seats. Suddenly, the armrest rose. "Huh?" Vegeta pulled a piece of fishing wire, pulling the armrest back down. Suddenly, the armrest went back up again. "Hm!" Vegeta pulled the fishing wire again, and immediately, the armrest went back up. Vegeta frowned and pulled on the fishing wire. It went back up again. "Stupid…!"
Vegeta pulled the armrest back down with his fishing wire, and it rose again. But this time, it only rose to the middle- because Vegeta stopped it. He pulled as hard as he could on the thin piece of fishing wire. The fishing wire started snapping and Vegeta gritted his teeth. The arm suddenly snapped off the theatre chair and hit Vegeta in the forehead.
"Ow…." Vegeta rubbed his forehead. He got down on his hands and knees, looking up the sloped ground underneath the seats to see Goku, doing the same. The two growled and glared at each other. "Kakarott, you fool! You are *trying* to get them together!" Vegeta whispered furiously.
"And *you're* trying to keep them *away* from each other!" Goku whispered back. The two glared at each other again, sparks flying. A yawn came from above, causing the two to stop.
"Huh?" The two sat up and peered through the cracks at Goten and Adrienne.
Goten stretched his arms up in the air and brought them back down to feel another body leaning against his right side. "Long movie, huh?"
"Um…yeah." Goten blushed. Goku watched as Goten finally put his arm around Adrienne.
"Uh-oh."
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku held the foaming Vegeta back from attacking Goten. "LET ME GO, KAKAROTT!!!!!!!!!"
"SHHHHH!!!!" Goku slapped a hand over Vegeta's mouth and pushed Vegeta down to the ground. Goku pinned the Saiyan Prince down and snarled: "Shut *up*, Vegeta!"
"Don't tell me to shut up!" Vegeta yelled. "That's my daughter!"
"She's gonna grow up sometime!" Goku yelled.
"JUST NOT SO SOOOON!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. Vegeta suddenly snapped back into it. "What are you doing!? Get off of me! It's bad enough your son is flirting with my daughter!"
"I dunno," Goku said, looking at the ceiling. "It's always been kinda interesting to me." Goku smiled. "Whether you would kill yourself or not if you ever got related to me through our descendants."
"ARRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. "How *dare* you suggest that my pure-bred Saiyan daughter would *ever* marry your half-bred!?"
Vegeta jumped on Goku and started strangling him.
"Whoa!" Marron exclaimed, as the crocodile came at them. "Talk about 3-D!"
"Yeah." Krillin nodded.
"GOTEN'S GOIN DOWN FIRST!!!!!!!!!" Gohan exclaimed, jumping up, throwing back his 3-D glasses, and pointing down at Goten.
"Hey!" Goten stood up, hands on his hips. He flicked his 3-D glasses back. "Maybe I *will* go first, but at least I'll be taking you with me!"
"SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone said.
"Oops!" Goten and Gohan sat back down.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku came rolling by, yelling their heads off.
"AND YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT *MY* SON WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY *YOUR* DAUGHTER!?" Goku demanded.
"YES, IT HAS OCCURRED TO ME!" Vegeta yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed and started strangling Vegeta.
"No…" Adrienne said, hitting herself in the forehead.
"They're fighting." Chi-Chi said, watching the movie while everyone else was watching Goku and Vegeta.
"Uh-huh." Bulma stuffed some popcorn in her mouth.
"Should we stop them?"
"Uh-uh." Bulma shook her head and stuffed some more popcorn in her mouth.
"Thought so."
"LISTEN UP!" Vegeta pinned Goku to the ground. "I don't want *my* daughter having *your* grandchildren!"
"Well it's not like I want *my* son to even *think* about marrying *your* daughter!" Goku yelled.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!????" Vegeta demanded.
"Nothing, but---SHE'S *YOURS*!!!!!" Goku yelled. This was just too far.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta punched Goku. From there on out, the fight got more physical.
"Popcorn?" Bulma asked, holding out her popcorn bag to Chi-Chi.
"Why, *thank* you!" Chi-Chi took some popcorn and the wives to the two most powerful Saiyans in the world went back to watching the movie.
"You two will have to finish this fight out of our theatre!" A theatre employee came running into the theatre.
"DON'T TELL US WHERE TO HAVE OUR FIGHTS!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku shot a Ki Blast at the employee. Luckily, Gohan saved him just in time. Meanwhile, Adrienne and Goten were sinking below their seats.
*~*~*
"Hey, wait for me!" Adrienne stuck her lollipop in her mouth, and ran after Goten, pulling her pants up. She stopped and her pants fell back down to her hips. Goten laughed and Adrienne grabbed his hand. "Not funny. Lollipop?"
"No, thank you…" Adrienne shrugged and put the other lollipop down in the side pocket of her pants. She traced Goten's stare back to her father and laughed. "Are you sure you won't get in trouble if you're with me…?"
Goku was having to pull the kicking and screaming Vegeta along as he walked backwards. "Who cares if I get in trouble? And even if I do, it won't last long."
"You're probably right," Goten said. "But, still, I don't wanna get you in trouble."
Adrienne shrugged and started swinging Goten's arm back and forth. She *knew* this would drive her father insane. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Suddenly, the screaming stopped. Goku smiled. "Thank you, Bulma!"
"Mm hm." Bulma nodded and put the frying pan back in its capsule. Adrienne giggled as Goku dragged the unconscious Vegeta along with ease.
"Mom's always doing that."
"Hey, Bulma," Chi-Chi whispered. "Could I possibly get one of those off ya?"
"Sure!" Bulma smiled. But seeing as Vegeta was determined to kill Goten for "flirting" with his daughter, he wasn't unconscious for long. He awoke to find he was sleeping on the couch at Capsule Corp. He blinked.
"Huh…?" Vegeta stood up.
"Hi, Dad!" Trunks smiled.
"Hi…" Vegeta watched his son pass.
"Oh, Vegeta, are you up?" Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded. Everyone was being all too nice and happy… had Bulma knocked him out again?
"Hey, shouldn't Goten be dropping Adrienne off pretty soon?" Trunks asked. "I wanna show him something!"
"Oh no." Bulma said. She turned to look at her husband.
"Kakarott's brat…dropping…Adrienne…*off*?" Vegeta clenched his fists.
"Okay, Vegeta, calm down." Bulma said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'CALM DOWN'!?" Vegeta screamed and started pulling on his hair. Suddenly, there were voices coming from outside. "Hm…?"
Vegeta rushed over to the window and looked out. Bulma tried to pull him back, but seeing as he was stronger, she stood no chance. Adrienne and Goten were standing outside.
"Eight o' clock tomorrow morning," Adrienne said. "Am I right?"
"Yeah." Goten nodded. "You're sure Vegeta won't mind?"
"No." Adrienne shook her head. "Wait… well, he might mind a *little*, but I don't care, right?"
"Yeah!" Goten and Adrienne laughed. Goten shook his head. "Oh, Dende…"
Vegeta watched the two intently while Bulma continued trying to get him away from the window. "Come on, Vegeta…! Trunks, come help me!"
"Well, it was fun." Goten said.
"Yeah." Adrienne nodded.
"Okay, good night." Goten leaned forward and kissed Adrienne's cheek.
Vegeta gasped. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks and Bulma grabbed Vegeta, barely managing to hold him back from jumping out the window and killing Goten.
Adrienne blushed. "Bye!" Goten jogged off. Adrienne waved slowly.
"Bye…"
"HOW DARE HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????" Vegeta yelled.
"VEGETA, RELAX, ALL HE DID WAS KISS HER!!!!!!!" Bulma yelled.
"Yeah, Dad! Chill!" Trunks ordered.
"Hi, Mom! Hi, Trunks! Hi, Dad!" Adrienne froze. "Why are you looking at me like that…?"
*~*~*
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks flinched at the dreadful noises coming from the kitchen. He was sitting on the couch in the living room. Trunks began to tremble.
"Mom, make him stop…"
"SH!" Bulma yelled. She had the phone in her hand. "It's hard enough to hear already!"
"What is all that of that SCREAMING about?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Oh, Vegeta is-"
"DADDY, THAT *HURTS*!!!!!!!!!"
"I AM GOING TO SCRUB YOUR CHEEK UNTIL HIS *NASTY* LITTLE GERMS COME *OFF* OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That…"
"Oh…" Chi-Chi said. There was a long sigh from her side of line. "That poor girl."
"Mm hm." Bulma nodded. Adrienne suddenly came running out of the kitchen, Vegeta following ("GET BACK HERE!!!"). Vegeta grabbed her, and started dragging her back into the kitchen, soapy sponge at hand. Adrienne grabbed onto the wall just before she was dragged into the kitchen.
"TRUNKS!!!!!!" Adrienne disappeared, taking the chunk of wall with her through the swinging door, into the kitchen, and there was a loud thud like a table had been knocked over.
"PAIN!!! *PAIN*!!!" They could hear Vegeta yell in agony.
"DADDYYYYY!!!!!!" Adrienne sounded very ticked off. There were several loud blasts.
"Huh…?" Trunks and Bulma turned to look at the kitchen door. Adrienne came walking out as a Super Saiyan. Her cheek was swollen and red.
"I'm going to my room!" Adrienne declared and disappeared.
"Where is she!?" Vegeta demanded. Trunks crossed his arms, turned around, and closed his eyes. Vegeta looked at Bulma. Bulma just shrugged and went back to talking on the phone. Vegeta glared. "She probably went to her room…"
"Did she get away?" Chi-Chi asked. Bulma nodded.
"For a short amount of time."
"OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"ADRIENNE, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR *RIGHT* NOW- Wait, what am I doing?" There was a loud blast and the sound of an exploding door.
"DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!"
"Come." Vegeta said sternly. "Bathroom.*Now*."
"NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was the sound of ripping tile and the slam of a door.
"…scary." Bulma broke the silence. "Hey, listen, Trunks was wondering if Goten wanted to sleep over Friday night." Trunks grinned with anticipation. There was a long silence. "Alright, then, tell him to come over at about…five!" Bulma smiled. "Okay, see ya!"
"What did he say, what did he say!?" Trunks asked eagerly.
"He said yes."
"WHOO-HOO!!!!" Trunks jumped up. "Thanks, Mom!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now go save Adrienne." Bulma told him.