Zelda, Link, and Saria begin their journey.or otherwise known as
their lazy day around the house. With breakfast---
Link: ZELDA! What the hell happened to the PANCAKES!
Saria: AWW! Nasty! What did you do? Microwave them?!
Link: Yeah! Did you microwave them? They look like they bubbled then popped!
Zelda: Um.no.No I didn't microwave them!
::pancake batter drips from microwave::
Link: You really need to learn how to cook Zelda!
Zelda: Heh?!..Uh.why don't we go out for breakfast today?! It's on me.
Link: Yes.why don't we. At least there we can get something that's actually EDIBLE!
::five minutes later::
Link: C'mon Saria.we're going out now.
Saria: You mean.out there? In the light?
Link: Yeah.out there.whatever that is supposed to mean.
Zelda: LETS GO SARIA! WE'RE GETTING HUNGRY!
Saria: I won't be seen in the light.
Zelda: .Right.well.don't go ya little freak of nature.
Saria: HEY! Link?! Make her be nice!?
Link: No..no.. Zelda is right. if you don't want to go, you don't have to go you little freak of nature
Saria: HEY HEY HEY!!!!
Zelda & Link: BYE BYE!!!
::Zelda and Link arrive at restaurant::
Zelda: Hey.look at the bright side; at least we can be alone together Link.you know, without her!
Link: Uhh.. I don't know what you're talking about Zelda. But from where it's going I'm not sure I want to know.
Zelda: C'mon Link, you don't have to pretend.Saria isn't here!
Link: Um, let me check.. Nope.no I'm pretty sure I'm not pretending.
Zelda: LINK!? I thought you we're coming on to me?!
Link: HOLD UP! Where the hell is this coming from?!
Zelda: The way you've been looking at me the last couple of days.
Link: I haven't been looking---
Shadowy Figure:: That's right Zelda. There has been someone looking you over, but I can assure it wasn't Link!
Link: ...
Zelda: Who are you?
Link: Zelda.
Zelda: WHO ARE YOU?
Link: Uhh.Zelda?
Zelda: YOU WILL TELL ME NOW WHO YOU ARE OR---
Link: ZELDA! SHUT-UP AND LISTEN!
Zelda: GASP!
Link: What the hell was that?
Zelda: What?
Shadowy Figure: You GASPed!
Zelda: Soooo..
Link: It's usually ::GASP!::
Shadowy Figure: Yeah.but you actually said the word GASP.moron!?
Zelda: Oh.well that's not important.can we get back to the story line here?
Link: Oh.heh.yeah.. anyway. ZELDA! SHUT-UP AND LISTEN!
::Zelda GASPs::
Link: the shadowy figure is Skull Kid
Skull Kid: .ooooh.(shit)
Zelda: EEW! EEW! EWW! EWW!YOU mean skull kid was the one looking me over?! But how did he look like Link then?
Skull Kid: Oh. about that. I stole many of Link's green cloaks from his stash.
Link: So that's why almost HALF OF MY CLOTHES ARE GONE!?!
Skull Kid: Heh?!
Link: WHY YOU SACK OF---
::Link and Skull Kid engage in hand-to-hand combat for many minutes.considering that Link is much stronger. the fight was one-sided. Skull Kid gives-up hurt & bruised::
::They all later go back home::
Link: We're home Saria!
:: . ::
Zelda: Where's Saria?
::::DOES anyone really know where Saria has gone? And what about all of Links clothes has Link beaten the living crap out of Skull Kid enough? Find out Next Time!::::
Link: Um.HACK.please don't narrate like that again.it's terribly annoying.
::Whatever Link.I can do this just to annoy you anyway.:: ::::BUT until then! SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE!::
Link: ZELDA! What the hell happened to the PANCAKES!
Saria: AWW! Nasty! What did you do? Microwave them?!
Link: Yeah! Did you microwave them? They look like they bubbled then popped!
Zelda: Um.no.No I didn't microwave them!
::pancake batter drips from microwave::
Link: You really need to learn how to cook Zelda!
Zelda: Heh?!..Uh.why don't we go out for breakfast today?! It's on me.
Link: Yes.why don't we. At least there we can get something that's actually EDIBLE!
::five minutes later::
Link: C'mon Saria.we're going out now.
Saria: You mean.out there? In the light?
Link: Yeah.out there.whatever that is supposed to mean.
Zelda: LETS GO SARIA! WE'RE GETTING HUNGRY!
Saria: I won't be seen in the light.
Zelda: .Right.well.don't go ya little freak of nature.
Saria: HEY! Link?! Make her be nice!?
Link: No..no.. Zelda is right. if you don't want to go, you don't have to go you little freak of nature
Saria: HEY HEY HEY!!!!
Zelda & Link: BYE BYE!!!
::Zelda and Link arrive at restaurant::
Zelda: Hey.look at the bright side; at least we can be alone together Link.you know, without her!
Link: Uhh.. I don't know what you're talking about Zelda. But from where it's going I'm not sure I want to know.
Zelda: C'mon Link, you don't have to pretend.Saria isn't here!
Link: Um, let me check.. Nope.no I'm pretty sure I'm not pretending.
Zelda: LINK!? I thought you we're coming on to me?!
Link: HOLD UP! Where the hell is this coming from?!
Zelda: The way you've been looking at me the last couple of days.
Link: I haven't been looking---
Shadowy Figure:: That's right Zelda. There has been someone looking you over, but I can assure it wasn't Link!
Link: ...
Zelda: Who are you?
Link: Zelda.
Zelda: WHO ARE YOU?
Link: Uhh.Zelda?
Zelda: YOU WILL TELL ME NOW WHO YOU ARE OR---
Link: ZELDA! SHUT-UP AND LISTEN!
Zelda: GASP!
Link: What the hell was that?
Zelda: What?
Shadowy Figure: You GASPed!
Zelda: Soooo..
Link: It's usually ::GASP!::
Shadowy Figure: Yeah.but you actually said the word GASP.moron!?
Zelda: Oh.well that's not important.can we get back to the story line here?
Link: Oh.heh.yeah.. anyway. ZELDA! SHUT-UP AND LISTEN!
::Zelda GASPs::
Link: the shadowy figure is Skull Kid
Skull Kid: .ooooh.(shit)
Zelda: EEW! EEW! EWW! EWW!YOU mean skull kid was the one looking me over?! But how did he look like Link then?
Skull Kid: Oh. about that. I stole many of Link's green cloaks from his stash.
Link: So that's why almost HALF OF MY CLOTHES ARE GONE!?!
Skull Kid: Heh?!
Link: WHY YOU SACK OF---
::Link and Skull Kid engage in hand-to-hand combat for many minutes.considering that Link is much stronger. the fight was one-sided. Skull Kid gives-up hurt & bruised::
::They all later go back home::
Link: We're home Saria!
:: . ::
Zelda: Where's Saria?
::::DOES anyone really know where Saria has gone? And what about all of Links clothes has Link beaten the living crap out of Skull Kid enough? Find out Next Time!::::
Link: Um.HACK.please don't narrate like that again.it's terribly annoying.
::Whatever Link.I can do this just to annoy you anyway.:: ::::BUT until then! SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE!::