::last we found ourselves,..um..well..we lost Saria::
Skull Kid: So where is Saria?
Link & Zelda: ..um..if we new..we WOULDN'T BE LOOKING!
Skull Kid: .oh.Oh Yeah!
::phone rings:: ::Link picks up phone::
Link: Hello?
Phone Voice: Well HELLO Link! This is Rauru!
Link: Oh.Hey!
Zelda: Crap!? It's Rauru isn't it?
::Link cups hand over phone::
Link: Yup.Better go get some groceries!
Rauru: Well.um.I'm coming into town this week and I was wondering if I could stay with you?
Link: No. no. please don't come to our house!
Rauru: Great! I'll be in town by Thursday, see you soon!
Link: WAIT! No---
::phone hangs up on other end::
Link: Crap! . fatass Rauru is coming here this Thursday.
Zelda: Well, anyway. lets go find Saria
::phone rings again::
Link: Hello!?
Voice: Hey, Link. my prince!
Link: RUTO! Why are you calling!?
Ruto: Well, I am coming in this Thursday and---
Link: YOU'RE WITH RAURU AREN'T YOU!!!!
Ruto: ..um..noooo.
Link: whatever.just..never mind.
Ruto: Cool, well see you Thursday!
Link: Double f***ing crap!
Skull Kid: Found her!
Link & Zelda: who?
Skull Kid: .Saria!?
Link & Zelda: ..?
Link & Zelda: Oh!.Yeah!
Zelda: Well? Where was she?
Saria: I was taking a bath!?!? And this perverted Skull Kid barged into the bathroom!
Skull Kid: heh!?
Link: Little pervert!
Link: So what did she look like?!
::Saria slaps link across the face "HARD" , leaving him in pain and unable to move his cheeks::
::Thursday comes along:: ::doorbell rings:: ::link answers door::
::this narrating is starting to annoy me::
Rauru & Ruto: HEEEEELLLLLOOO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
Link: (crap)
Link: uhh..Talk to Saria!
::Link runs to out the back door and across the street::
Ruto: .where did he go?
Saria: Hey Guys!
Rauru & Ruto: Piss off Saria!
Saria: HEY! WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME!?
::Rauru invites himself in and goes to the kitchen::
Ruto: So where's Links room?
Saria: Down the hall, to the left.
::Ruto snickers to self, heads towards Link's room:: ::Link comes back five hours later::
Link: Saria!? Are they around?
Saria: ...noooo!?
Link: Good, well I am tired, so I'm heading off to bed!
::Link goes inside his room, lights turned off, finds his bed and gets in:: . . . Link: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
::Link jumps out of bed::
Ruto: Hello honey!?---
Link: RUTO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!! IN MY BED!!!
::::I hate narrating like this, SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE::::
Skull Kid: So where is Saria?
Link & Zelda: ..um..if we new..we WOULDN'T BE LOOKING!
Skull Kid: .oh.Oh Yeah!
::phone rings:: ::Link picks up phone::
Link: Hello?
Phone Voice: Well HELLO Link! This is Rauru!
Link: Oh.Hey!
Zelda: Crap!? It's Rauru isn't it?
::Link cups hand over phone::
Link: Yup.Better go get some groceries!
Rauru: Well.um.I'm coming into town this week and I was wondering if I could stay with you?
Link: No. no. please don't come to our house!
Rauru: Great! I'll be in town by Thursday, see you soon!
Link: WAIT! No---
::phone hangs up on other end::
Link: Crap! . fatass Rauru is coming here this Thursday.
Zelda: Well, anyway. lets go find Saria
::phone rings again::
Link: Hello!?
Voice: Hey, Link. my prince!
Link: RUTO! Why are you calling!?
Ruto: Well, I am coming in this Thursday and---
Link: YOU'RE WITH RAURU AREN'T YOU!!!!
Ruto: ..um..noooo.
Link: whatever.just..never mind.
Ruto: Cool, well see you Thursday!
Link: Double f***ing crap!
Skull Kid: Found her!
Link & Zelda: who?
Skull Kid: .Saria!?
Link & Zelda: ..?
Link & Zelda: Oh!.Yeah!
Zelda: Well? Where was she?
Saria: I was taking a bath!?!? And this perverted Skull Kid barged into the bathroom!
Skull Kid: heh!?
Link: Little pervert!
Link: So what did she look like?!
::Saria slaps link across the face "HARD" , leaving him in pain and unable to move his cheeks::
::Thursday comes along:: ::doorbell rings:: ::link answers door::
::this narrating is starting to annoy me::
Rauru & Ruto: HEEEEELLLLLOOO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
Link: (crap)
Link: uhh..Talk to Saria!
::Link runs to out the back door and across the street::
Ruto: .where did he go?
Saria: Hey Guys!
Rauru & Ruto: Piss off Saria!
Saria: HEY! WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME!?
::Rauru invites himself in and goes to the kitchen::
Ruto: So where's Links room?
Saria: Down the hall, to the left.
::Ruto snickers to self, heads towards Link's room:: ::Link comes back five hours later::
Link: Saria!? Are they around?
Saria: ...noooo!?
Link: Good, well I am tired, so I'm heading off to bed!
::Link goes inside his room, lights turned off, finds his bed and gets in:: . . . Link: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
::Link jumps out of bed::
Ruto: Hello honey!?---
Link: RUTO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!! IN MY BED!!!
::::I hate narrating like this, SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE::::