Well, here it is. I'm still tweaking the other half of the chapter, so I'll slpit it up. I really don't want to, but since it's taking so long, I want to make you guys happy...
Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Since my birthday is 1/29, the person who wrote review 129 will be getting something V/G cool in there inbox.
Gee, the authors notes are really, really short today. Ah well.
By the way, I kind of mock the way millons of people think Goten and Trunks should be a couple. I personally do think they were intended to be, but this is after GT. I mean...some people see them acting like best friends when they're five, and say: "Wow, we need DBZ Yaoi action. Let's make'm gay!" Hope this uh, doesn't offend anyone or anything. That's never my purpose.
Urrr...Yeah. Jolt'll make you rant. *eyes wiggle*
Why Videl Should Never Say I Hate You
Chapter 12A
Videl could never actually say she had been happier than she was at this moment, sitting in an annoyingly uncomfortable plastic chair, in annoyingly uncomfortable robes, and listening to a man with an annoyingly uncomfortable voice.
She watched proudly as her boyfriend, Gohan Son, stood at the podium--he was Valedictorian of their graduating class, and made a speech about something Videl wasn't sure she understood.
Of course, she wasn't really listening.
She was too busy staring proudly at his ass.
When Gohan ended his speech, he walked back over to his seat, Videl's eyes following every move.
He turned back to smile at her, and she winked. 'Guess what i was doing, hot stuff?' she asked him with her eyes.
He blushed.
Loud screams from Gohan's strange friends and family hurt Videl's ears, but she thought it rather lucky of him to have so many people cheering him on.
***
As they began to call names, Gohan relaxed in his chair. Nothing out of the ordinary had happened yet, and both the chibis and Vegeta were there.
No buildings had exploded.
No large fights had broken out.
No one had shouted any of his secrets out across the vast auditorium.
The day was looking up!
Gohan scanned the crowd for his family, happy that for the first time ever, he had to LOOK. He saw his mother, Master Roshi, Tien, Launch, Krillon, Juunachigu (for those wondering, that's #18. Okay? Okay.), Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks and Goten...
'Wait a second!'
Gohan covered his face. Maybe if he didn't look at it, it would go away.
'Goten and Trunks are NOT making out in the back of the auditorium during my graduation. This IS NOT HAPPENING!!!'
Yet, strangely enough, it was...
***
//Flashback about 3 hours earlier//
"Hey Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?"
"Let's make something cool."
Trunks looked at Goten questioningly. "What do you mean?"
"I mean, why don't we...uh...make some cool candy in your mom's lab?"
Nodding vigorously, Trunks agreed.
After concocting a bluish substance out of completly random ingrediants, the boys smiled. It was almost complete.
Goten spotted a purple-y substance on a far shelf. 'I bet that would taste yummy.' He ran over and grabbed it.
"What's that Goten?"
"I dunno. I can't read it. Can you?"
"No, I can't read it either. Oh well. Dump it in!"
The empty bottle rolled away, it's label clear as day. "LOVE POTION. WARNING: Extremely Dangerous."
The madness had begun.
//End Flashback//
***
Gohan wondered if he could shrivel up and die. 'They're like, six!! Oh, sick!'
Videl also found herself wondering. "Is that even normal?"
Erasa, who was sitting next to her, turned curiously. "What, Videl?"
"There are two little boys making out in the back of the room."
Erasa looked excited. "Where, where?!!"
"Erasa?!"
"I'm sorry, but I just love hot boy on boy action!!"
(MCAN: Oh yeah. Where's my Gundamn Wing Yaoi?)
Videl looked at her in disgust. "They're like, six?"
Sighing, Erasa clasped her hands. "I wonder what it must be like for them-- six, and already pegged by millions of fans as a hot gay couple!"
Eyes wide, Videl stared openly at the two. "The more I think about it, the more it reminds me of nasty kiddie porn."
Erasa sweatdropped. "Have you ever, uh, SEEN one of those?"
Videl pulled a mallet out of nowhere and bashed Erasa's head in.
Sharpener, who made his presence known by whistling under his breath, cringed. "Never upset a PMSing babe." He added that to his file of random useful facts.
***
Trunks and Goten looked at each other, disgusted. "What did we just do?!"
"It must have been the candy."
"Thank god no one saw us."
"I know! That would be horrible!"
***
Gohan's ears perked when they got to the S names.
"Satan, Videl!" Videl looked stunning in what had to be the most annoyingly uncomfortable thing she had worn since prom.
She smiled slyly and blew him a kiss as she walked past him off the stage. The student body whistled.
"Son, Gohan!" Everyone cheered as their Valedictorian stood to get his diploma. 'I did it. I graduated from highschool! In a normal way!'
"Sox, Sharpener!" Several girls threw panties.
***
The rest of Gohan's graduation was mostly uneventful, save for the time when his nearly pants fell down as he walked off the stage to meet his family. That, was, however, narrowly avoided by Gohan's really quick hands.
(MCAN: You know I always make him lose random pieces of clothing!)
Gohan smiled. "This has been and all around, nice, normal, adventure free day."
With Videl on his arm, smiling at him in that adorably wicked way, Gohan thought that the day had turned out fairly nice.
Krillon walked up to congratulate him. "You know, Gohan, I bet your old man would be real proud of you, boy. Even more proud than when you defeated Cell--Oh shit."
Videl's face was a mask of disbelief.
Perhaps Gohan had spoken a bit to soon.
***TO BE CONTINUED***
More of the chapter to come soon. It's not how I want it yet. But, as is the new norm, I'll leave a small teaser.
"Gohan, how could you keep something like this from me?"
"I dunno! It seemed like a good idea at the time!!"
"GRRRR!!!!"
"Oh, now I'm just leaping to tell you things! You're going to beat me up, aren't you?!"
Hehe! Well, I'll be back soon! Ciao!!
Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Since my birthday is 1/29, the person who wrote review 129 will be getting something V/G cool in there inbox.
Gee, the authors notes are really, really short today. Ah well.
By the way, I kind of mock the way millons of people think Goten and Trunks should be a couple. I personally do think they were intended to be, but this is after GT. I mean...some people see them acting like best friends when they're five, and say: "Wow, we need DBZ Yaoi action. Let's make'm gay!" Hope this uh, doesn't offend anyone or anything. That's never my purpose.
Urrr...Yeah. Jolt'll make you rant. *eyes wiggle*
Why Videl Should Never Say I Hate You
Chapter 12A
Videl could never actually say she had been happier than she was at this moment, sitting in an annoyingly uncomfortable plastic chair, in annoyingly uncomfortable robes, and listening to a man with an annoyingly uncomfortable voice.
She watched proudly as her boyfriend, Gohan Son, stood at the podium--he was Valedictorian of their graduating class, and made a speech about something Videl wasn't sure she understood.
Of course, she wasn't really listening.
She was too busy staring proudly at his ass.
When Gohan ended his speech, he walked back over to his seat, Videl's eyes following every move.
He turned back to smile at her, and she winked. 'Guess what i was doing, hot stuff?' she asked him with her eyes.
He blushed.
Loud screams from Gohan's strange friends and family hurt Videl's ears, but she thought it rather lucky of him to have so many people cheering him on.
***
As they began to call names, Gohan relaxed in his chair. Nothing out of the ordinary had happened yet, and both the chibis and Vegeta were there.
No buildings had exploded.
No large fights had broken out.
No one had shouted any of his secrets out across the vast auditorium.
The day was looking up!
Gohan scanned the crowd for his family, happy that for the first time ever, he had to LOOK. He saw his mother, Master Roshi, Tien, Launch, Krillon, Juunachigu (for those wondering, that's #18. Okay? Okay.), Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks and Goten...
'Wait a second!'
Gohan covered his face. Maybe if he didn't look at it, it would go away.
'Goten and Trunks are NOT making out in the back of the auditorium during my graduation. This IS NOT HAPPENING!!!'
Yet, strangely enough, it was...
***
//Flashback about 3 hours earlier//
"Hey Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?"
"Let's make something cool."
Trunks looked at Goten questioningly. "What do you mean?"
"I mean, why don't we...uh...make some cool candy in your mom's lab?"
Nodding vigorously, Trunks agreed.
After concocting a bluish substance out of completly random ingrediants, the boys smiled. It was almost complete.
Goten spotted a purple-y substance on a far shelf. 'I bet that would taste yummy.' He ran over and grabbed it.
"What's that Goten?"
"I dunno. I can't read it. Can you?"
"No, I can't read it either. Oh well. Dump it in!"
The empty bottle rolled away, it's label clear as day. "LOVE POTION. WARNING: Extremely Dangerous."
The madness had begun.
//End Flashback//
***
Gohan wondered if he could shrivel up and die. 'They're like, six!! Oh, sick!'
Videl also found herself wondering. "Is that even normal?"
Erasa, who was sitting next to her, turned curiously. "What, Videl?"
"There are two little boys making out in the back of the room."
Erasa looked excited. "Where, where?!!"
"Erasa?!"
"I'm sorry, but I just love hot boy on boy action!!"
(MCAN: Oh yeah. Where's my Gundamn Wing Yaoi?)
Videl looked at her in disgust. "They're like, six?"
Sighing, Erasa clasped her hands. "I wonder what it must be like for them-- six, and already pegged by millions of fans as a hot gay couple!"
Eyes wide, Videl stared openly at the two. "The more I think about it, the more it reminds me of nasty kiddie porn."
Erasa sweatdropped. "Have you ever, uh, SEEN one of those?"
Videl pulled a mallet out of nowhere and bashed Erasa's head in.
Sharpener, who made his presence known by whistling under his breath, cringed. "Never upset a PMSing babe." He added that to his file of random useful facts.
***
Trunks and Goten looked at each other, disgusted. "What did we just do?!"
"It must have been the candy."
"Thank god no one saw us."
"I know! That would be horrible!"
***
Gohan's ears perked when they got to the S names.
"Satan, Videl!" Videl looked stunning in what had to be the most annoyingly uncomfortable thing she had worn since prom.
She smiled slyly and blew him a kiss as she walked past him off the stage. The student body whistled.
"Son, Gohan!" Everyone cheered as their Valedictorian stood to get his diploma. 'I did it. I graduated from highschool! In a normal way!'
"Sox, Sharpener!" Several girls threw panties.
***
The rest of Gohan's graduation was mostly uneventful, save for the time when his nearly pants fell down as he walked off the stage to meet his family. That, was, however, narrowly avoided by Gohan's really quick hands.
(MCAN: You know I always make him lose random pieces of clothing!)
Gohan smiled. "This has been and all around, nice, normal, adventure free day."
With Videl on his arm, smiling at him in that adorably wicked way, Gohan thought that the day had turned out fairly nice.
Krillon walked up to congratulate him. "You know, Gohan, I bet your old man would be real proud of you, boy. Even more proud than when you defeated Cell--Oh shit."
Videl's face was a mask of disbelief.
Perhaps Gohan had spoken a bit to soon.
***TO BE CONTINUED***
More of the chapter to come soon. It's not how I want it yet. But, as is the new norm, I'll leave a small teaser.
"Gohan, how could you keep something like this from me?"
"I dunno! It seemed like a good idea at the time!!"
"GRRRR!!!!"
"Oh, now I'm just leaping to tell you things! You're going to beat me up, aren't you?!"
Hehe! Well, I'll be back soon! Ciao!!