(Opening to South Park plays. Shyguy yells that it's not South Park.)
Shyguy: Goddamnit, It's not South Park! None of the characters are here, the plot is none the same, and I do not die every episode, unfortunately.
Voices: Actually, we're here.
Shyguy: Oh, that's right. Today we have some special guests. Presenting.South Park! (Spotlight shines on them, and Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman smile and wave nervously)
Stan: Hi, everyone. We'd like to say it's an honor being here playing Jeopardy with Nintendo.
Cartman: Well, I don't. I want Cheesy Poofs!
Kyle: Shut the hell up, fat boy!
Kenny: Mff Mff Mrph Mff!(Fox comes out with his shotgun and shoots Kenny, laughs uproariously, and runs away)
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: The bastards!
Shyguy: Right. Anyway, we also have Mr. Game and Watch and Yoshi. Luckily for us, they cannot speak any understandable language, so it looks like South Park might win.
Stan: Yea!
Shyguy: Idiocy notwithstanding, let's see our categories today. We have: Bad TV Shows That End in 'intendo Jeopardy, Sandwiches, Algebra Made Difficult(That should not be there), Stupid People That Lust After Samus And Get Shot, Explosive Devices That Walk Around And Are Short, Black, And Round, and People who swear at sleepovers and make Cartman look like the ultimate girl scout.
Cartman: Hey!
Kyle: Shut the hell up,fat boy!
Shyguy: South Park, since you guys are our guests, you can choose first. Stan: All right! We'll take "Bad Tv Shows That End In 'intendo Jeopardy"
Shyguy: Ok. "This is a bad TV Show that ends in 'Intendo Jeopardy. Incidentally, the answer is Nintendo Jeopardy, the game show we're on right now."
Stan: This is a fawking toughie. Guy's let's fawking conference(South Park goes into huddle)
Shyguy: Please, stop swearing before ratings rise.
Cartman: No fawking way!
Shyguy: I agree, in the spirit of things.
Stan: We've come to a conclusion! It's. Wheel of Misfortune! Come on, give us the bucks!
Shyguy: No, that's incorrect, the answer was "Nintendo Jeopardy", the pathetic excuse for a show we're on now. Mr. Game and Watch, you can choose.
Mr. G&W: Beep! (Flips a sausage at "Stupid People That Lust After Samus And Get Shot" and immediately breaks the TV it's shown on)
Shyguy: Way to go, flat man. The one you broke was "Stupid People That Lust After Samus And Get Shot"; so let's have that. Ahem. "This person tries to get Samus and ends up getting shot. His name is Fox. Now this is an easy one. Even Yoshi can get this one."(Yoshi buzzes in) Yes, Yoshi.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Shyguy: No, idiot, it's Fox. F-O-X. He is a person. Idiots surround me. If you love me, God, you'll shoot me. (Sighs miserably) Go, South Park.
Stan: Hmm, we'll take "Sandwiches".
Shyguy: OK. "This is a sandwich. It has bacon, lettuce and tomato on it. If you don't get this, you should all be hanged.
Shyguy:(South Park dings in) Yes, South Park.
Stan: It's a BLT!
Shyguy: Good, God, he's got the question right! Unfortunately, Gregg, our cameraman, is out sick, so we don't have any evidence. Ok, who gives a damn, it's time for Final Jeopardy! Today's category is: Politics. Our question is "This is our president. He is a freaking idiot. He can't read. His name ends in 'orge W. Bush." We'll get back to you after this commercial break.
(Shot changes to an alley. Zelda is standing there licking a lollipop. She is dressed in a frilly skirt and is acting very naïve. Ganandorf walks up dressed in cheap clothes.
Ganandorf: Hey kid, I urge you to take these drugs! Zelda: Urge? (Funky music starts playing) I've got the urge!
(Fox and Falco pop out of nowhere, dressed in cop uniforms. Their blasters are aimed at Ganandorf.) She's got the urge!
(Fox and Falco take Ganandorf away. As he's led away, he says over his shoulder: Hey: she's got the urge!)
Shyguy: We're back, to my disappointment. Ok, let's check our answers. South Park, you said: "Who is Bill Clinton?" No, that is incorrect. And you wagered: "Wendy in bed". How pleasant. You don't win.
Stan: Sh!t.
Shyguy: Mr. Game and Watch, you said: "What is the Matrix?" No. You wagered: "I can dodge bullets." Goody, it's so easy for you because you're flat. Finally, Yoshi. You said: "What is the meaning of life?" How theological and incorrect. Your wager: "A partridge in a pear tree." Yet even more theology. Thank god this episode is over. This is Shyguy, saying you can give me a knife.
(Show ends with Shyguy conking his head on his podium, South Park kicking Ike, and Yoshi and Mr. Game and Watch babbling incoherently.
Shyguy: Goddamnit, It's not South Park! None of the characters are here, the plot is none the same, and I do not die every episode, unfortunately.
Voices: Actually, we're here.
Shyguy: Oh, that's right. Today we have some special guests. Presenting.South Park! (Spotlight shines on them, and Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman smile and wave nervously)
Stan: Hi, everyone. We'd like to say it's an honor being here playing Jeopardy with Nintendo.
Cartman: Well, I don't. I want Cheesy Poofs!
Kyle: Shut the hell up, fat boy!
Kenny: Mff Mff Mrph Mff!(Fox comes out with his shotgun and shoots Kenny, laughs uproariously, and runs away)
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: The bastards!
Shyguy: Right. Anyway, we also have Mr. Game and Watch and Yoshi. Luckily for us, they cannot speak any understandable language, so it looks like South Park might win.
Stan: Yea!
Shyguy: Idiocy notwithstanding, let's see our categories today. We have: Bad TV Shows That End in 'intendo Jeopardy, Sandwiches, Algebra Made Difficult(That should not be there), Stupid People That Lust After Samus And Get Shot, Explosive Devices That Walk Around And Are Short, Black, And Round, and People who swear at sleepovers and make Cartman look like the ultimate girl scout.
Cartman: Hey!
Kyle: Shut the hell up,fat boy!
Shyguy: South Park, since you guys are our guests, you can choose first. Stan: All right! We'll take "Bad Tv Shows That End In 'intendo Jeopardy"
Shyguy: Ok. "This is a bad TV Show that ends in 'Intendo Jeopardy. Incidentally, the answer is Nintendo Jeopardy, the game show we're on right now."
Stan: This is a fawking toughie. Guy's let's fawking conference(South Park goes into huddle)
Shyguy: Please, stop swearing before ratings rise.
Cartman: No fawking way!
Shyguy: I agree, in the spirit of things.
Stan: We've come to a conclusion! It's. Wheel of Misfortune! Come on, give us the bucks!
Shyguy: No, that's incorrect, the answer was "Nintendo Jeopardy", the pathetic excuse for a show we're on now. Mr. Game and Watch, you can choose.
Mr. G&W: Beep! (Flips a sausage at "Stupid People That Lust After Samus And Get Shot" and immediately breaks the TV it's shown on)
Shyguy: Way to go, flat man. The one you broke was "Stupid People That Lust After Samus And Get Shot"; so let's have that. Ahem. "This person tries to get Samus and ends up getting shot. His name is Fox. Now this is an easy one. Even Yoshi can get this one."(Yoshi buzzes in) Yes, Yoshi.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Shyguy: No, idiot, it's Fox. F-O-X. He is a person. Idiots surround me. If you love me, God, you'll shoot me. (Sighs miserably) Go, South Park.
Stan: Hmm, we'll take "Sandwiches".
Shyguy: OK. "This is a sandwich. It has bacon, lettuce and tomato on it. If you don't get this, you should all be hanged.
Shyguy:(South Park dings in) Yes, South Park.
Stan: It's a BLT!
Shyguy: Good, God, he's got the question right! Unfortunately, Gregg, our cameraman, is out sick, so we don't have any evidence. Ok, who gives a damn, it's time for Final Jeopardy! Today's category is: Politics. Our question is "This is our president. He is a freaking idiot. He can't read. His name ends in 'orge W. Bush." We'll get back to you after this commercial break.
(Shot changes to an alley. Zelda is standing there licking a lollipop. She is dressed in a frilly skirt and is acting very naïve. Ganandorf walks up dressed in cheap clothes.
Ganandorf: Hey kid, I urge you to take these drugs! Zelda: Urge? (Funky music starts playing) I've got the urge!
(Fox and Falco pop out of nowhere, dressed in cop uniforms. Their blasters are aimed at Ganandorf.) She's got the urge!
(Fox and Falco take Ganandorf away. As he's led away, he says over his shoulder: Hey: she's got the urge!)
Shyguy: We're back, to my disappointment. Ok, let's check our answers. South Park, you said: "Who is Bill Clinton?" No, that is incorrect. And you wagered: "Wendy in bed". How pleasant. You don't win.
Stan: Sh!t.
Shyguy: Mr. Game and Watch, you said: "What is the Matrix?" No. You wagered: "I can dodge bullets." Goody, it's so easy for you because you're flat. Finally, Yoshi. You said: "What is the meaning of life?" How theological and incorrect. Your wager: "A partridge in a pear tree." Yet even more theology. Thank god this episode is over. This is Shyguy, saying you can give me a knife.
(Show ends with Shyguy conking his head on his podium, South Park kicking Ike, and Yoshi and Mr. Game and Watch babbling incoherently.