My nickname is Kris and I'm a GIRL so any relationships with me and the
guys in Final Fantasy in my rambles are strictly girl-guy relationships.
(Although I might feel like being mean to Cloud and ??? for a while. heh
heh heh.)Oh yeah! I do like Seph and I hate Cloud. I feel better. Just
thought you would like know. Now on to the ramble!!!
Ok. On July 22, 2001 Kris sat at her computer and pressed ENTER at ''Final Fantasy Fantasies''. Little did she know it would change her life forever. She blinked. When her eyes adjusted to the new lighting, she reilised she was on a couch? on top of someone?! She practicly leaped off the couch and saw a man!
Kris : ''HOLY SHIT!!!'' *How did I get here?*
Mystery Man : ''What the?!'' *MM gets off the couch. His hair was covering his face.* ''Who the hell are you?''
Kris : ''My name is Kris...and you are...?''
MM : ''Names' ---''*brushes hair out of face.*
Kris : ''Reno!''
Reno : ''How'd ya know?''
Kris : ''You're in a popular video game.''
Reno : ''I am? I mean I know I am! Do I look stupid to you or somethin?''
Kris : *opens mouth*
Reno : ''Don't answer that!''
Kris : *closes mouth. looks dissappointed.*
Reno : ''Common. Let me introduce you to who ever's here at the moment.''
Reno walks out of the room followed by Kris.
Reno : ''Hey guys! commer!'' everyone looks up with Reno's words except Sephiroth. ''Excuse me Great Sephiroth, but would you be kind enough to join us in the weloming of a possible new friend or a new person to torture?'' Reno said angerly through his teeth.
Seph : ''Fine Reno. But make it quick.''
Reno : *really angry like*''Yes Sir. Kris this is" *he said it so fast you can't understand what was said (like my math teacher)* "Guys this is Kris.''
Everyone : ''Hi.''or something along those lines
Cid : *Walks up to Reno.* ''Forcing women into your room again Reno?"
Reno : ''Shut up old man! You couldn't even get a dog in your room!"
Cid : "!@#%*&%&!?"
Kris : "Sorry Cid. I've never been interested in Reno and I never will."
Reno : ''Thanks.'' *He said dripping with sacasum.*
Seph : "That's good to hear. We don't need another whore here anyway." *glances at Tifa*
Tifa : ''Watch it you silver headed basterd!''
Seph : ''Watch it wench!''
Reno : ''I hate you. I really hate you Sephiroth.'' *glaring at Seph*
Seph : ''Go piss in your pants or somethin' Reno!''
Reno : *pisses in pants from being a big sissy and does not want to be sliced* ''Eeepp!!!'' runs out of the room.
*Cloud and Aeris walk in holding hands. Tifa glares angerly at Aeris. She ignores it.*
Seph and Kris in usion : "Hello failure, pink loving, optimistic, annoying nusence." *look at each other*
Kris : ''We totally agree...''
Seph : "I think this is the beggining of a beatiful friendship."
Kris : "And a new level of hell for Cloud and Aeris!"
Kris and Seph : "Mwahahahahahaha!"
Cid : "I think they're both nuts."
Barret : "I'd believe it any day of the week."
Cloud and Aeris : *reeeaallllllyyy pissed*
Kris : "I think I'm gonna start a torture list. " *glareing at Cloud.* "You're gonna help me right Sephiroth?"
Seph : *follows her gaze* "Of coarse I'll help you Kris. It would be my pleasure."
Cloud : "THAT'S IT!!! I've no idea who you are but Sephiroth must be controling you! Nobody thinks like him!"
Kris : "Oh! I'm so sorry! Let me introduce myself! *looking very sarcastic. but after she finished that sentence her expression became dead serious.* "My name's Kris and I'll be torturing you and pinkie over there for a lllooonnnggg time with my new friend - huh? *Seph whispers something in her ear* "Oh! Go ahead! Yeah go ahead but leave Cloud. I wanna get him back for a few things." *then she looked as if she remembered something.* "Oh yeah you were right, I don't think like Sephiroth. We just share the same opinion of many about you two."
*Aeris suddenly falls to the floor to reveil Sephiroth learing over her with his bloody Masamune*
Cloud : "You bastard!!!" *pulls out Ultima-hot dog?*
Kris : "Heh heh heh." *holding a pencil and notepad.*
Cloud : "You wench!!!"
Kris : *writes something once again. She looks happy with what she wrote.*
Seph : *walks to Kris and looks at what she wrote.* "Ha ha ha!" *looking at Cloud.* "You're in for it now! I suggest you be careful about who you insult."
Kris : "Yeah you frick'n bastard!" *looks at watch.* "5...4...3...2...1!"
Author's Note : Ok. How was it? Good? Bad? Inbetween? Well waddya waitin for??? Send reviews! Tasteful flames are welcome! This is only chapter one. Two will be up as soon as I figure out how this damned thing works :P Ok. BYSIES!!!
Summer Rayne
Ok. On July 22, 2001 Kris sat at her computer and pressed ENTER at ''Final Fantasy Fantasies''. Little did she know it would change her life forever. She blinked. When her eyes adjusted to the new lighting, she reilised she was on a couch? on top of someone?! She practicly leaped off the couch and saw a man!
Kris : ''HOLY SHIT!!!'' *How did I get here?*
Mystery Man : ''What the?!'' *MM gets off the couch. His hair was covering his face.* ''Who the hell are you?''
Kris : ''My name is Kris...and you are...?''
MM : ''Names' ---''*brushes hair out of face.*
Kris : ''Reno!''
Reno : ''How'd ya know?''
Kris : ''You're in a popular video game.''
Reno : ''I am? I mean I know I am! Do I look stupid to you or somethin?''
Kris : *opens mouth*
Reno : ''Don't answer that!''
Kris : *closes mouth. looks dissappointed.*
Reno : ''Common. Let me introduce you to who ever's here at the moment.''
Reno walks out of the room followed by Kris.
Reno : ''Hey guys! commer!'' everyone looks up with Reno's words except Sephiroth. ''Excuse me Great Sephiroth, but would you be kind enough to join us in the weloming of a possible new friend or a new person to torture?'' Reno said angerly through his teeth.
Seph : ''Fine Reno. But make it quick.''
Reno : *really angry like*''Yes Sir. Kris this is" *he said it so fast you can't understand what was said (like my math teacher)* "Guys this is Kris.''
Everyone : ''Hi.''or something along those lines
Cid : *Walks up to Reno.* ''Forcing women into your room again Reno?"
Reno : ''Shut up old man! You couldn't even get a dog in your room!"
Cid : "!@#%*&%&!?"
Kris : "Sorry Cid. I've never been interested in Reno and I never will."
Reno : ''Thanks.'' *He said dripping with sacasum.*
Seph : "That's good to hear. We don't need another whore here anyway." *glances at Tifa*
Tifa : ''Watch it you silver headed basterd!''
Seph : ''Watch it wench!''
Reno : ''I hate you. I really hate you Sephiroth.'' *glaring at Seph*
Seph : ''Go piss in your pants or somethin' Reno!''
Reno : *pisses in pants from being a big sissy and does not want to be sliced* ''Eeepp!!!'' runs out of the room.
*Cloud and Aeris walk in holding hands. Tifa glares angerly at Aeris. She ignores it.*
Seph and Kris in usion : "Hello failure, pink loving, optimistic, annoying nusence." *look at each other*
Kris : ''We totally agree...''
Seph : "I think this is the beggining of a beatiful friendship."
Kris : "And a new level of hell for Cloud and Aeris!"
Kris and Seph : "Mwahahahahahaha!"
Cid : "I think they're both nuts."
Barret : "I'd believe it any day of the week."
Cloud and Aeris : *reeeaallllllyyy pissed*
Kris : "I think I'm gonna start a torture list. " *glareing at Cloud.* "You're gonna help me right Sephiroth?"
Seph : *follows her gaze* "Of coarse I'll help you Kris. It would be my pleasure."
Cloud : "THAT'S IT!!! I've no idea who you are but Sephiroth must be controling you! Nobody thinks like him!"
Kris : "Oh! I'm so sorry! Let me introduce myself! *looking very sarcastic. but after she finished that sentence her expression became dead serious.* "My name's Kris and I'll be torturing you and pinkie over there for a lllooonnnggg time with my new friend - huh? *Seph whispers something in her ear* "Oh! Go ahead! Yeah go ahead but leave Cloud. I wanna get him back for a few things." *then she looked as if she remembered something.* "Oh yeah you were right, I don't think like Sephiroth. We just share the same opinion of many about you two."
*Aeris suddenly falls to the floor to reveil Sephiroth learing over her with his bloody Masamune*
Cloud : "You bastard!!!" *pulls out Ultima-hot dog?*
Kris : "Heh heh heh." *holding a pencil and notepad.*
Cloud : "You wench!!!"
Kris : *writes something once again. She looks happy with what she wrote.*
Seph : *walks to Kris and looks at what she wrote.* "Ha ha ha!" *looking at Cloud.* "You're in for it now! I suggest you be careful about who you insult."
Kris : "Yeah you frick'n bastard!" *looks at watch.* "5...4...3...2...1!"
Author's Note : Ok. How was it? Good? Bad? Inbetween? Well waddya waitin for??? Send reviews! Tasteful flames are welcome! This is only chapter one. Two will be up as soon as I figure out how this damned thing works :P Ok. BYSIES!!!
Summer Rayne