I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! :D Heres chappie number 2!!! And thank you
hyperhellfire for your review! NOW ON WITH THE STORY!!!! *grabs some
popcorn and sits on the couch*....Whaddya waiting for??? Read it already!
Last time on "The Torture Room" : *Aeris suddenly falls to the floor to reveil Sephiroth learing over her with his bloody Masamune*
Cloud : "You bastard!!!" *pulls out Ultima-hot dog?*
Kris : "Heh heh heh." *holding a pencil and notepad.*
Cloud : "You wench!!!"
Kris : *writes something once again. She looks happy with what she wrote.*
Seph : *walks to Kris and looks at what she wrote.* "Ha ha ha!" *looking at Cloud.* "You're in for it now! I suggest you be careful about who you insult."
Kris : "Yeah you frick'n bastard!" *looks at watch.* "5...4...3...2...1!"
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Cloud is teleported into a modeling show. *He pocked his head out of the curtain. Everyone in the world seemed to be there. He spots Kris and Seph sharing a bowl of popcorn in the front row. Kris waved innocently. Seph pointed to the side of him. There sat AVALANCHE and all of the Shinra employees. He looked down and he was wearing a mini-skirt and a tank top?*
Cloud : "Aaahhh!!!"
Director : "Come on! It's your turn to go out!" *she pushed him roughly out on the stage*
Cloud : "B-but I-"
Director : "Ha ha ha! What a sight!!!"
Cloud : *blushing furiously* "Awa shit!"
Audience : "Ha ha ha ha!!"(and so on)
*Cloud spots Kris writing something again*
Cloud : "Was it supposta be this cold in these things?" *looks down at no longer a mini-skirt and top but Barney boxers* "Aahh!!!" *tring to cover himself up...it wasn't working*
Audience : "Ha ha ha ha" *deep breath* "ha ha ha ha!!!"
*Once she and Seph had their fill, Kris teleports everyone back into the Ramble Room. Everyone except Cloud were laghing. Even Vincent was chuckeling a bit.*
Kris : "Next time watch who you call a wench or the torturing will be even worse!"
Turks and Cid : "We're not wothy to be in your presence ma'am! *bowing on the floor*
*Seph elbows Kris gently and smiles. She smiled back.*
Rufus : "Hey uhhh...Kris? Do you wanna go out sometime?"
Scarlet : *puppy dog eyes* "But Rufie..."
Kris : "No. I know you just want to have power over me and I have power to do some productive things."
Rufus : "Damn it! She caught on!"
Scarlet : "So does that mean you still love me?"
Rufus : "No." *leaves*
Scarlet : "But Rufie..." *follows*
Kris : * begins to write something* "Heh heh heh..."
*Seph tries to see*
Kris : "Not this time. I want it to be a surprise!"
Seph : "Oh..." *disappointed*
*Cloud is suddenly frozen*
Kris : "Sephiroth, a gift from me to you."
Seph : *his face lights up and looks at her* "You're so good to me." *gives her a quick kiss* "Thanks." *grins evilly, pulls out sword and slices Cloud into peices.*
Tifa : "That'll teach that dirty son of a bitch!!!"
Everyone : *jaws touching the ground in shock. looking at Tifa speechless.*
Barret : "Never thought the girl had it in her." *very surprised*
Red : ".....!"
Vincent : *looks at Red* "Hey that's my line!"
Red : "Oops!"
*silence.crickets are heard in the backround*
Cid : *coughs*
Tifa : "What?"
Seph : "Sooo Kris...who's next?"
*everyone preys for their lives*
Kris : "Ummm..." *looks at list and crosses off two names* "that would be Valerie!"
Reno : ''Who?"
Kris : "A girl I don't ummm...*thinking for an approperit word* (yes kids I do care...I guess) "care for. She would have been up at the top of the list with Aeris but I just remembered her now."
Yuffie : "What are we gonna do to her?" *eager face...a little too eager for her own good. I like it!*
Kris : *looking devish* "Sephy..."
Seph : *returns with a wicked smile *
Kris : *glances at Yuffie* "Yuffie..."
Yuffie : Are we gonna use...*eyes darting from side to side* "materia?"
Kris : "Of coarse!" *looks at Tifa, Barret, and Cid* "You guys in too?"
Tifa, Barret, and Cid : *look at eachother* "HELL YEAH!!!"
Kris : "Alright! Everyone huddle up! *pops head out of huddle* "Red, Vincent, Reno are you guys gonna help?"
Red : "I was wondering if you were gonna ask us. *thinks a bit* "Ok. I'll help."
Vincent : "...Alright."
Reno : "What will I get?"
Kris : "Two things Reno. One, the pleasure to scare the holy shit out of my arch enemy and two the right to live."
Reno : "Oh. Yeah. I'll help!"
Cid : "Alright ya pansies! Get your asses in here!"
Kris : "Perfect."
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Well this is chapter number TWO!!! Hope you liked it! Heh heh...stupid Cloud...ANYWAY! Reviews are always welcome and TASTEFUL flames are admitted IF they have a good reason. Now thats sorted out, REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! *smiles sheepishly* Kay people I'm out.
Last time on "The Torture Room" : *Aeris suddenly falls to the floor to reveil Sephiroth learing over her with his bloody Masamune*
Cloud : "You bastard!!!" *pulls out Ultima-hot dog?*
Kris : "Heh heh heh." *holding a pencil and notepad.*
Cloud : "You wench!!!"
Kris : *writes something once again. She looks happy with what she wrote.*
Seph : *walks to Kris and looks at what she wrote.* "Ha ha ha!" *looking at Cloud.* "You're in for it now! I suggest you be careful about who you insult."
Kris : "Yeah you frick'n bastard!" *looks at watch.* "5...4...3...2...1!"
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Cloud is teleported into a modeling show. *He pocked his head out of the curtain. Everyone in the world seemed to be there. He spots Kris and Seph sharing a bowl of popcorn in the front row. Kris waved innocently. Seph pointed to the side of him. There sat AVALANCHE and all of the Shinra employees. He looked down and he was wearing a mini-skirt and a tank top?*
Cloud : "Aaahhh!!!"
Director : "Come on! It's your turn to go out!" *she pushed him roughly out on the stage*
Cloud : "B-but I-"
Director : "Ha ha ha! What a sight!!!"
Cloud : *blushing furiously* "Awa shit!"
Audience : "Ha ha ha ha!!"(and so on)
*Cloud spots Kris writing something again*
Cloud : "Was it supposta be this cold in these things?" *looks down at no longer a mini-skirt and top but Barney boxers* "Aahh!!!" *tring to cover himself up...it wasn't working*
Audience : "Ha ha ha ha" *deep breath* "ha ha ha ha!!!"
*Once she and Seph had their fill, Kris teleports everyone back into the Ramble Room. Everyone except Cloud were laghing. Even Vincent was chuckeling a bit.*
Kris : "Next time watch who you call a wench or the torturing will be even worse!"
Turks and Cid : "We're not wothy to be in your presence ma'am! *bowing on the floor*
*Seph elbows Kris gently and smiles. She smiled back.*
Rufus : "Hey uhhh...Kris? Do you wanna go out sometime?"
Scarlet : *puppy dog eyes* "But Rufie..."
Kris : "No. I know you just want to have power over me and I have power to do some productive things."
Rufus : "Damn it! She caught on!"
Scarlet : "So does that mean you still love me?"
Rufus : "No." *leaves*
Scarlet : "But Rufie..." *follows*
Kris : * begins to write something* "Heh heh heh..."
*Seph tries to see*
Kris : "Not this time. I want it to be a surprise!"
Seph : "Oh..." *disappointed*
*Cloud is suddenly frozen*
Kris : "Sephiroth, a gift from me to you."
Seph : *his face lights up and looks at her* "You're so good to me." *gives her a quick kiss* "Thanks." *grins evilly, pulls out sword and slices Cloud into peices.*
Tifa : "That'll teach that dirty son of a bitch!!!"
Everyone : *jaws touching the ground in shock. looking at Tifa speechless.*
Barret : "Never thought the girl had it in her." *very surprised*
Red : ".....!"
Vincent : *looks at Red* "Hey that's my line!"
Red : "Oops!"
*silence.crickets are heard in the backround*
Cid : *coughs*
Tifa : "What?"
Seph : "Sooo Kris...who's next?"
*everyone preys for their lives*
Kris : "Ummm..." *looks at list and crosses off two names* "that would be Valerie!"
Reno : ''Who?"
Kris : "A girl I don't ummm...*thinking for an approperit word* (yes kids I do care...I guess) "care for. She would have been up at the top of the list with Aeris but I just remembered her now."
Yuffie : "What are we gonna do to her?" *eager face...a little too eager for her own good. I like it!*
Kris : *looking devish* "Sephy..."
Seph : *returns with a wicked smile *
Kris : *glances at Yuffie* "Yuffie..."
Yuffie : Are we gonna use...*eyes darting from side to side* "materia?"
Kris : "Of coarse!" *looks at Tifa, Barret, and Cid* "You guys in too?"
Tifa, Barret, and Cid : *look at eachother* "HELL YEAH!!!"
Kris : "Alright! Everyone huddle up! *pops head out of huddle* "Red, Vincent, Reno are you guys gonna help?"
Red : "I was wondering if you were gonna ask us. *thinks a bit* "Ok. I'll help."
Vincent : "...Alright."
Reno : "What will I get?"
Kris : "Two things Reno. One, the pleasure to scare the holy shit out of my arch enemy and two the right to live."
Reno : "Oh. Yeah. I'll help!"
Cid : "Alright ya pansies! Get your asses in here!"
Kris : "Perfect."
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Well this is chapter number TWO!!! Hope you liked it! Heh heh...stupid Cloud...ANYWAY! Reviews are always welcome and TASTEFUL flames are admitted IF they have a good reason. Now thats sorted out, REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! *smiles sheepishly* Kay people I'm out.