Here is chappie number THREE!!! Count em people! THREE!!!
One...Two...THREE!!! ok...well now that you know it is here...READ IT!!!
heh heh...I mean seriously. Go read it. *Sits in my recliner* Whaddaya
waitin for? I'm not gonna read it to ya. *waves you away*....SORRY SORRY
SORRY!!!! I OWE YOU!!! PLLLLLLLLLEEEEEASSSSSE REVIEW FOR ME!!! *pouts* Puh
puh puleeeeeeeeeeease? ok now go read it.
Last time on "The Torture Room" : Seph : "Sooo Kris...who's next?"
*everyone preys for their lives*
Kris : "Ummm..." *looks at list and crosses off two names* "that would be Valerie!"
Reno : ''Who?"
Kris : "A girl I don't ummm...*thinking for an approperit word* (yes kids I do care...I guess) "care for. She would have been up at the top of the list with Aeris but I just remembered her now."
Yuffie : "What are we gonna do to her?" *eager face...a little too eager for her own good. I like it!*
Kris : *looking devish* "Sephy..."
Seph : *returns with a wicked smile *
Kris : *glances at Yuffie* "Yuffie..."
Yuffie : Are we gonna use...*eyes darting from side to side* "materia?"
Kris : "Of coarse!" *looks at Tifa, Barret, and Cid* "You guys in too?"
Tifa, Barret, and Cid : *look at eachother* "HELL YEAH!!!"
Kris : "Alright! Everyone huddle up! *pops head out of huddle* "Red, Vincent, Reno are you guys gonna help?"
Red : "I was wondering if you were gonna ask us. *thinks a bit* "Ok. I'll help."
Vincent : "...Alright."
Reno : "What will I get?"
Kris : "Two things Reno. One, the pleasure to scare the holy shit out of my arch enemy and two the right to live."
Reno : "Oh. Yeah. I'll help!"
Cid : "Alright ya pansies! Get your asses in here!"
Kris : "Perfect."
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On Earth at Valerie's current location which is at her latest party. The party swarming with snobby girls.The team was teleported into Val's backyard. Even from there they can hear the gay voices of the Backstreet Boys. (It was twice as bad for Red, Sephiroth, Vincent, and Reno because of their hearing inhancment)
Yuffie : "Oh my gawd!!!
Reno : "What?"
Yuffie : "This party sucks!!!"
Cid : "Who cares! There's got to be food!"
Red : "Aaahh!! My ears! I can't handle this noise!" *near tears* (Can animals cry???)
Vincent : "Damn you Hojo!"
Kris : "I thought the music was going to suck. That's why I brought these in case of emergency." *pulls out nine CD players. passes them around. They were personalized. Reno's said dumbass.* (heh heh heh.)
Reno : "Hey!"
Everyone : *listens to their own style of music* "Aaahhh..."*suddenly all of the CD players run out of battery power* "Aaawwaaa..."
Kris : "Damn these cheap batteries!"
Reno : "There's only one way to get rid of the music and that is to get rid of the source."
Barret : "No shit sherlock!"
Cid : "There's only three people who can do ths without going insane...and that's Kris, Yuffie, and Tifa."
Tifa : "Where did you get that bull-shit! I'm head is gonna explode!" *covering ears* "It's like nails on a fucking chalkboard!!!"
Seph : "Ok. So it's down to Kris and Yuffie.
Barret : "Can you girls take it?"
Kris : "I guess I can. BRING IT ON!!!" *getting curious looks. Kris looks sheepish* "Sorry. I had to get that out of my system. The music DOES suck you know."
Yuffie : "I don't know...Can you just zap it out of existence?"
Kris : "My power that I have at the RR is useless here."
Seph : "Can we try it since we aren't from here?"
Kris : "I don't know." *gives Seph the notepad and pencil*
Seph : *tries it...nothing happens* "Shit!"
Reno : *is wacking his head on a near-by table* "Shit! Shit! Shit!"
Barret : "Damn it girl! Are you gonna go or not?!"
Yuffie : "I guess Kris will need someone to pull her back across the line of sanity...ALRIGHT!!!"
Kris : "Wish us luck! We'll need it."
Seph : *whispers something to Kris*
Kris : *giggling uncontrolably* "Ok I'll remember that." ;)
Reno : *stops whacking to look at Cid* "What are those two talking about now?"
Cid : "Ya know kid I really think you do not want to hear that." *taking a long drag of his ciggerate* "You don't wanna know."
Seph : *giving her a kiss on the cheek* "Just keep saying that to yourself."
Kris : *nods*
Reno : *walking over to Kris* Hey Kris! Commer I wanna tell ya somethin'."
Kris : "What do you want scumbag?"
Reno : "Good luck."
Kris : "Thanks." *walks up to Reno and whispers to him* "If you would take the time to notice, Yuffie seems to like you. She's giving you googoo eyes."
Reno : *looks at Yuffie. She is making obvious googoo eyes. (in real life, she's looking around Reno at a marbles, thinking they're matria orbs) Reno winked at Kris and walked over to Yuffie. whisper voice* "Hey Yuffie, when this is over I'm headin' to the shower. Care to join me?"
Yuffie : *Wacks him over the head* "PERVERT!!!"
Kris : "Heh heh heh heh. What a sucker."
Cid : "You and Yuffie better go."
Yuffie : "Yeah. See ya!"
Kris : "Bye."
Kris and Yuffie set out to the horrors of Valerie's house! Mwahahahaha! Ah- hem! Well, they traveled the halls in search of the sterio that was playing the gay music.
Yuffie : "Gawd! We might as well be listening to the Barney theme song!"
Kris : "I know. I'm gonna kill Val for this torture!"
Yuffie : "I'm gonna KoTR her ass!!!"
Kris : "Yeah!" Happy but dazed look imagining all of the summons going out at her at once* "Yes! We found it!''
Yuffie : "Thank gawd."
Kris triomphently pulled the cord out of the outlet...and wacked the sterio so much it was reduced to dust.
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Back at Val's backyard...
Red : "They did it."
Barret : "Why must you people always point out the facts god damn it!?"
*Everyone is ignoring Barret's outburst. Instead they sat around doing whatever they can to pass the time*
Reno : "I'm board. I'm board. I'm board. I'm-"
Seph : "a fucken idiot who won't shut up."
Reno : "Yeah...HEY!!!"
Seph : "Heh heh heh heh."
*Kris and Yuffie finally show up*
Cid : "You're alive!" *looking as if they are immortle goddesses. drooling*
Kris : "Uhhh...yeah. Why don't we go now."
Red : "That would be logical."
*Everyone set out to destroy the bitch-, excuse me, Valerie's life ;)*
Kris : "Yuffie, do have all the materia?"
Yuffie : "Most definately!!!"
Barret : "Where else would it be?" *grumbling voice*
Yuffie : "Hey!"
Seph : "Hey Yuffie, give me the Master Command materia and Mime."
Yuffie : "Why?"
Seph : "Becauce I said so! Give me them now!"
*hands over materia*
Kris : "Give me W-summon, the other Mime and Master Summon."
Yuffie : "You don't have a weapon to equip them to."
Kris : *pulls out sharp nunchucks* "I do now."
*hands over materia...reluctantly*
Barret : "You sure you know how to handle those puppies?"
Kris : *does really cool moves* "I manage."
Reno : "Wow..."
Reno and Cid : *look at each other* "We're not worthy" *bowing on knees* "we're not worthy!"
Tifa : "Good lord."
Kris : "You don't know half of it."
Seph : "Yeah... Let's go NOW!"
*The team FINALLY sets off to ruin Valerie's life. (since they can't kill her. Darn!) *
The team not so caustously (more like running) came into her house.
*Everyone was terribly discusted as Valerie started dancing to music FROM HER NEW STERIO!!!*:(
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Authors Note : Well whatcha think? I donno really. What do you think? *no answer comes* Well? Tell me in the reviews. I am a needy person and I enjoy reviews. Thank you. :P Come on! I know there are people out there that just read and leave...if ya don't like it tell me so and why. If ya do same as over there. THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS GUYS!!! You made me very happy...trust me. My mom thought I was on drugs or something...(no I wasn't :D) Well you know the drill...all reviews are welcome yada yada...Do I haveta say this every time? If you've been reading you'll know. I'm writing too much...IM OUT!!!
Summer Rayne
Last time on "The Torture Room" : Seph : "Sooo Kris...who's next?"
*everyone preys for their lives*
Kris : "Ummm..." *looks at list and crosses off two names* "that would be Valerie!"
Reno : ''Who?"
Kris : "A girl I don't ummm...*thinking for an approperit word* (yes kids I do care...I guess) "care for. She would have been up at the top of the list with Aeris but I just remembered her now."
Yuffie : "What are we gonna do to her?" *eager face...a little too eager for her own good. I like it!*
Kris : *looking devish* "Sephy..."
Seph : *returns with a wicked smile *
Kris : *glances at Yuffie* "Yuffie..."
Yuffie : Are we gonna use...*eyes darting from side to side* "materia?"
Kris : "Of coarse!" *looks at Tifa, Barret, and Cid* "You guys in too?"
Tifa, Barret, and Cid : *look at eachother* "HELL YEAH!!!"
Kris : "Alright! Everyone huddle up! *pops head out of huddle* "Red, Vincent, Reno are you guys gonna help?"
Red : "I was wondering if you were gonna ask us. *thinks a bit* "Ok. I'll help."
Vincent : "...Alright."
Reno : "What will I get?"
Kris : "Two things Reno. One, the pleasure to scare the holy shit out of my arch enemy and two the right to live."
Reno : "Oh. Yeah. I'll help!"
Cid : "Alright ya pansies! Get your asses in here!"
Kris : "Perfect."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
On Earth at Valerie's current location which is at her latest party. The party swarming with snobby girls.The team was teleported into Val's backyard. Even from there they can hear the gay voices of the Backstreet Boys. (It was twice as bad for Red, Sephiroth, Vincent, and Reno because of their hearing inhancment)
Yuffie : "Oh my gawd!!!
Reno : "What?"
Yuffie : "This party sucks!!!"
Cid : "Who cares! There's got to be food!"
Red : "Aaahh!! My ears! I can't handle this noise!" *near tears* (Can animals cry???)
Vincent : "Damn you Hojo!"
Kris : "I thought the music was going to suck. That's why I brought these in case of emergency." *pulls out nine CD players. passes them around. They were personalized. Reno's said dumbass.* (heh heh heh.)
Reno : "Hey!"
Everyone : *listens to their own style of music* "Aaahhh..."*suddenly all of the CD players run out of battery power* "Aaawwaaa..."
Kris : "Damn these cheap batteries!"
Reno : "There's only one way to get rid of the music and that is to get rid of the source."
Barret : "No shit sherlock!"
Cid : "There's only three people who can do ths without going insane...and that's Kris, Yuffie, and Tifa."
Tifa : "Where did you get that bull-shit! I'm head is gonna explode!" *covering ears* "It's like nails on a fucking chalkboard!!!"
Seph : "Ok. So it's down to Kris and Yuffie.
Barret : "Can you girls take it?"
Kris : "I guess I can. BRING IT ON!!!" *getting curious looks. Kris looks sheepish* "Sorry. I had to get that out of my system. The music DOES suck you know."
Yuffie : "I don't know...Can you just zap it out of existence?"
Kris : "My power that I have at the RR is useless here."
Seph : "Can we try it since we aren't from here?"
Kris : "I don't know." *gives Seph the notepad and pencil*
Seph : *tries it...nothing happens* "Shit!"
Reno : *is wacking his head on a near-by table* "Shit! Shit! Shit!"
Barret : "Damn it girl! Are you gonna go or not?!"
Yuffie : "I guess Kris will need someone to pull her back across the line of sanity...ALRIGHT!!!"
Kris : "Wish us luck! We'll need it."
Seph : *whispers something to Kris*
Kris : *giggling uncontrolably* "Ok I'll remember that." ;)
Reno : *stops whacking to look at Cid* "What are those two talking about now?"
Cid : "Ya know kid I really think you do not want to hear that." *taking a long drag of his ciggerate* "You don't wanna know."
Seph : *giving her a kiss on the cheek* "Just keep saying that to yourself."
Kris : *nods*
Reno : *walking over to Kris* Hey Kris! Commer I wanna tell ya somethin'."
Kris : "What do you want scumbag?"
Reno : "Good luck."
Kris : "Thanks." *walks up to Reno and whispers to him* "If you would take the time to notice, Yuffie seems to like you. She's giving you googoo eyes."
Reno : *looks at Yuffie. She is making obvious googoo eyes. (in real life, she's looking around Reno at a marbles, thinking they're matria orbs) Reno winked at Kris and walked over to Yuffie. whisper voice* "Hey Yuffie, when this is over I'm headin' to the shower. Care to join me?"
Yuffie : *Wacks him over the head* "PERVERT!!!"
Kris : "Heh heh heh heh. What a sucker."
Cid : "You and Yuffie better go."
Yuffie : "Yeah. See ya!"
Kris : "Bye."
Kris and Yuffie set out to the horrors of Valerie's house! Mwahahahaha! Ah- hem! Well, they traveled the halls in search of the sterio that was playing the gay music.
Yuffie : "Gawd! We might as well be listening to the Barney theme song!"
Kris : "I know. I'm gonna kill Val for this torture!"
Yuffie : "I'm gonna KoTR her ass!!!"
Kris : "Yeah!" Happy but dazed look imagining all of the summons going out at her at once* "Yes! We found it!''
Yuffie : "Thank gawd."
Kris triomphently pulled the cord out of the outlet...and wacked the sterio so much it was reduced to dust.
******
Back at Val's backyard...
Red : "They did it."
Barret : "Why must you people always point out the facts god damn it!?"
*Everyone is ignoring Barret's outburst. Instead they sat around doing whatever they can to pass the time*
Reno : "I'm board. I'm board. I'm board. I'm-"
Seph : "a fucken idiot who won't shut up."
Reno : "Yeah...HEY!!!"
Seph : "Heh heh heh heh."
*Kris and Yuffie finally show up*
Cid : "You're alive!" *looking as if they are immortle goddesses. drooling*
Kris : "Uhhh...yeah. Why don't we go now."
Red : "That would be logical."
*Everyone set out to destroy the bitch-, excuse me, Valerie's life ;)*
Kris : "Yuffie, do have all the materia?"
Yuffie : "Most definately!!!"
Barret : "Where else would it be?" *grumbling voice*
Yuffie : "Hey!"
Seph : "Hey Yuffie, give me the Master Command materia and Mime."
Yuffie : "Why?"
Seph : "Becauce I said so! Give me them now!"
*hands over materia*
Kris : "Give me W-summon, the other Mime and Master Summon."
Yuffie : "You don't have a weapon to equip them to."
Kris : *pulls out sharp nunchucks* "I do now."
*hands over materia...reluctantly*
Barret : "You sure you know how to handle those puppies?"
Kris : *does really cool moves* "I manage."
Reno : "Wow..."
Reno and Cid : *look at each other* "We're not worthy" *bowing on knees* "we're not worthy!"
Tifa : "Good lord."
Kris : "You don't know half of it."
Seph : "Yeah... Let's go NOW!"
*The team FINALLY sets off to ruin Valerie's life. (since they can't kill her. Darn!) *
The team not so caustously (more like running) came into her house.
*Everyone was terribly discusted as Valerie started dancing to music FROM HER NEW STERIO!!!*:(
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Authors Note : Well whatcha think? I donno really. What do you think? *no answer comes* Well? Tell me in the reviews. I am a needy person and I enjoy reviews. Thank you. :P Come on! I know there are people out there that just read and leave...if ya don't like it tell me so and why. If ya do same as over there. THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS GUYS!!! You made me very happy...trust me. My mom thought I was on drugs or something...(no I wasn't :D) Well you know the drill...all reviews are welcome yada yada...Do I haveta say this every time? If you've been reading you'll know. I'm writing too much...IM OUT!!!
Summer Rayne