Sorry for the wait! I am so so so so sooooo sorry! My server got sick...it was a very great loss to me...*frowns and sniffles* But the company fixed it! (Actually...Dr. Mommy saved it..YAY MOMMY!!! :D) Well since you have waited so so very long, you get bonus material! You get an extra chappie! Ok well here ya go! ENJOY!

Responce to my reviews : I saw the flame. Thank you for your opinion. Now here's mine. HOW and WHY killed off Cloud and Aries: *smirks* Cloud is an absolute idiot who goes through the whole game asking "Who am I? Who am I? I am a puppet..." yada yada blah blah blah! Plus he CROSSDRESSES!!!! Plus hes callin people names. Now AREIS!!! OMG don't get me started on her! She is a pink pansie that has next to no reason to be in the game at all! *mocks* I talk to the Planet. It is talking to me! *rolls my eyes* I CHEERED when Sephiroth killed her off! SO THHHHHHHH!!! *sings* I am evil! I am evil!Thank you once again. EVERYONE ELSE!!! Thank you also for your wonderful reviews. I apprciate them all! ok...now I am seriously OUT!!!!



Last time on "The Torture Room" : Seph : "Yeah... Let's go NOW!"

*The team FINALLY sets off to ruin Valerie's life. (since they can't kill her. Darn!) *

The team not so caustously (more like running) came into her house.

*Everyone was terribly discusted as Valerie started dancing to music FROM HER NEW STERIO!!!*:(

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From everyone's hiding spot...

Vincent : "We did all that for nothing..."

Yuffie : "This sucks..."

Tifa : "Come on guys! Be strong! We can do this!"

Seph : "I will only do this on one condition...and that's something only Kris can do."

Kris : "What do you want...?"

Reno : "Ooohhh...!!!"

Seph : "Shut up! I just wanted to ask her permission for something."

Everyone : *constant complaining*

Kris : "You can ask me later Sephiroth. Guys, the shitty music is not gonna kill you. Just tune it out or something! Cast silence on it for all I care! Do me a favor...DO NOT COMPLAIN!!!

Everyone : *Shuts up immedeitly*

Kris : "Good! Now let's go!"

Reno : *to Seph* "How does she get us to do that?"

Seph : "I don't know. Her manipulating skills are as good as mine but that's why I like her so much."

Reno : "Is she still up for grabs?"

Seph : "Stay away from her. She is mine! Besides, she wouldn't trust you with a doll in fears you'll try to make out with it and then break it because it doesn't love you."

Reno : "We'll see about that! When this is over we will see who she is interested in!"

Seph : "You wanna lose that bad Reno? Fine. The loser will have to do whatever the winner wants."

Reno : "...OK." *gives hand*

Seph : "Wait. Red come here."

Red : "What?"

Seph : "We need a witness to our bet."

Red : "Alright. State your bet."

Reno : "When this visit is over and we are back at the RR, Kris will tell us who she is interested in. Me or Seph- *Seph gives him an evil glare* iroth. *nods in content* She will kiss her choice. Oh yeah, my favoite, the loser will have to do whatever the winner wants for-"

Seph : "Six months."

Reno : "Hey!"

Seph : "Let's shake on it." *extends hand*

Reno : *also extended hand*

*shakes*

Red : "Alright. Are you even going to inform Kris about this bet?"

Seph : "Oh course. Do you really think I wanna piss her off?" *walking to Kris. Tells her about the bet except the slave part*

Kris : "Why did you bother?"

Seph : "Well I get to piss off Reno, get a kiss from you, and I get my own personal slave for six months." *looking very evil at the moment*

Kris : "And why did you make this deal in the first place?"

Seph : "He would try to most likely get you in his room."

Kris : "Eeewww!!!!!!! Nasty! Me and HIM!" *jumping up and down angerly* "There would be no way in hell that would ever happen!!! Thank you Sephiroth...I get use of this slave...right?"

Seph : "Once I'm done with him you can."

Kris : *pouting*

Yuffie : "Can we find this ugly human, ruin it's life and go home?"

Vincent : "I guess if you wanted it to be boaring without any spite invoved what-so-ever."

Reno : "Yeah you party-pooper!"

Kris : "Reno, I should leave Val alive and leave you with the old bat for even thinking the words 'party-pooper'!"

Reno : "Sorry..."

Vincent : "Maybe we should start the mission. I think if we stay here any longer we will attract unwanted attention."

Kris : "That is a wise thing you said Vincent."

The team moves cauciosly outside Val's room. (bum bum bumm!!!)

Kris : "You guys remember the plan right?"

Everyone : "Yes."

Kris : "Good. Get to your positions! When you hear Val scream that's your signal." *walks into Val's room where all of her guests were sitting doing makeovers. (which is much needed with their ugly faces)

Val : "What are YOU doing here Kristen?"

Kris : *boiling up cause she was called by real name* "To destroy your social life and whatever I can of your real one."

*Jenova suddenly appears out of...I donno...somewhere* (reeeeeally ugly alien)

Jenova : "A party? and I was not invited?"

Val : "Aaaahhh!!!"

Other girls : *look at Val* "Aaahhh!!!"

Kris : *slaps forehead* "Damn trend setters..."

Vincent : *comes out and looks at the girls with a evil grin. he smiles showing (fake) fanges*

All slumber party girls : "Aaaahhh!!! A-a- VAMPIRE!!! AAAHHH!!!"

Vincent : "I have come to suck your blood!!!"

Red : "ROAR!!!" *shoots out of his hiding spot and pounced on Val scraching her...a lot*

Kris : "Heh heh heh."

ASPG : "Aaahhh!!! a LION!!!"

Red : "I am not a lion. I am what you see..."

ASPG : "It TALKS!!!"

Red : *shakes head and groans* "I'll never get to explain what I am. I had a nice explanation speech ready too..."

Yuffie : *comes down from roof breaking the window. She is in a cool ninja outfit* "Hi-ya!! (the scream) *swings shrukin like a maniak*

Val : "Ohmygod!!! A ninja!!!"

ASPG : *looking at Val* "Ohmygod!!! A ninja!!!"

Kris : "See what I mean?"

Tifa : *breaks down door and and runs in*

Sara : "What are you doing here? Are you some sort of whore?"

Tifa : "STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!" *spots dresser and breaks Val's dresser in half with her arm*

Sara : "Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" *hiding her face in her hands*

Barret : "Aaaahhhh!!!!" *runs into the room...through a wall. Shoots everywhere and misses every time. Hits all four walls.*

Val : "GOOD GOD!!!"

Suddenly there was a loud rumble outside of the house...and the Highwind shot out a missil towards Val's house taking out one of of her bedroom walls. Cid jumped out of his massive ship and into Val's room.

Cid : "!@#$%&*$#!" *Swings Venus Gospel like a madman.*

*Some of the girls fainted*

Valerie : "AAAAHHHH!!!!"

*The Turks (all of them) fliped into the room, shooting everyone who was not an ally and Val* :(

Val : "Aaaahhh!!!" *in fear of her life*

*Sephiroth flies into the room as One Winged Angel, swinging his Masmune wildly*

Val : *crying unshamefully* (heh heh heh)

Seph : *turning back to himself*

Val : *looking at Seph dreamly still tears in her eyes*

Yuffie : "Sooo...Kris, when do we bust out the materia?"

Kris : "Right after I get over Val looking at Sephiroth and when my limit break grudge fills up totally so I can whope her prissy little ass!"

Seph : *very uncomfertable under her gaze backs away from her to stand next to Kris*

Jenova : "Hello? Big alien in...what's left of your room!"

Val : "Hello? Extreemly cute guy in what's left of my room!"

Jenova : "Aaahhh...you mean my son Sephiroth."

Seph : "I am NOT your son!!! My mother was Lucerecia! You killed her after I was born!" *clenching fists in anger*

Kris : *Walking to the pissed Sephiroth. "It's OK. We'll whope her ass for all the things she did to you, your mom, and all the pain she caused the Planet." *looking very concerned*

Val : *Looking at the two. Very jelious.*

Jenova : "You little bitch! You've made him soft!"

The two parted.

Seph : *very pissed*

Val : "It's okay Sephy."

Seph : "Don't call me that!"

Kris : "Everyone look! Twins! Val you didn't tell me you were a twin!"

Val : "What are you talking about Kristen?!"

Kris : *pissed...but can still finish what she started* "You and Jenova! You look exactly alike! Jenova! Is the planet you were on mars? Rumer says Val was from there too!"

Val : *steeming*

AVALANCHE and the Turks : *snicker snicker*

Seph : *smiles* (which was a lot coming from him especially when he was in a bad mood)

Val : *outraged*

Vincent : "Hdhrukjcnf?"

Kris : "What?"

Vincent : "Hdhrukjcnf?"

Kris : "Vincent, take out the fangs. *annoyed*

Vincent : "Sorry. Can we fight now?"

Kris : "I guess...lets vote. Who wants to mess around some more?"

*Two hands went up*

Kris : *shrugged* "Fine...we'll fight." *disappointed*

Reno : "Finally." *stomach is rumbling*

Elena : "I'm hungry."

Rude : "........"

Reno : "Rude says he's hungry too."

Val : "How can you tell?"

Reno : "He talks, you just gotta listen...oh screw it! I just know what he's saying."

Seph : *pulls out Masmune* "Alright, I'll take Jenova and Kris takes Valer- ...Jenova's twin." *smiling at Kris*

Kris : *beaming*

Cid : "What the !@#$%&* are we supposed to do?"

Barret : "Yeah! What the !@#$%^&* are we gonna do?"

Seph : "It will not take long."

Kris : "Till then enjoy the show!"

Val : *gulp*

Kris : "Oh don't worry Val, I won't kill you. You will just experence a ton of pain."

Val : *BIG gulp*

Kris : *takes out her nunchucks. smiling* "Prepare to take it!!!" *Flips them over her sholder and takes out note-pad. writes something. Popcorn appears in front of the hungry group.*

Reno : "Hey! I thought your powers didn't work here?!"

Kris : "I can only do so much. That isn't too much." *Turning her attention to Val.* "Now, get your weapon and fight!"

Val : "I don't have a weapon!"

Kris : "Aaawwwaaa...too bad looks like you gotta fight with your weak fists and legs."

Val : "You are so annoying!"

Kris : "Frustrated with yourself? Val that's why I've always hated you. You always put yourself above others so...I'll show you how it feels to be over- powered!"

Val : "Aaahhh!!! Please don't hurt me! I'll do anything!"

Kris : "Time to give you an attitude adjustment!"

Val : "NO!!!" *crying four times as hard as before*

Kris : "Done. Now you know. Let's hope you learned something today." *walking to the group*

Val : *scared to death*

Vincent : "That was a wise way to settle your spirit."

Kris : "Thanks. I like to play 'Intimidation' "

Seph : *nodded* "Now, Jenova don't think I'll be that genorous. That was a meer peer conflict but this is revenge for what you did to me, the Planet, and my mother."

Jenova : "You would destroy the one who made you what you are now?"

Seph : "I don't care! I would trade what you gave me and what you made me do in a second!"

Jenova : "Fine! Let us fight!"

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I'm mean huh? Yeah well I try. *gets angry glares from everyone* EEEK!!! *hides from the flying pitchforks and torches* okokokokok!!! I'll get the next one up asap! PROMISE! Ok? *peeks out and everyone is calm...a little* Umm...okigottagosoidontdieapainfulandmeaninglessdeathonmypart! *runs*

Hopin for my life ~ Summer Rayne

You wouldn't kill me right? *smiles innocently and gets many scaaaaaaaary glares* EEP!!! *runs away*