Disclaimer: SHWAH! Um, all the charcters here don't belong to me! They belong to....people! fweeeee!!!!!!!!!! I must warn people! Iam scary and iam on a lot of sugar! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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((-the setting- like a black an white movie, film noir! At Tidus' office, he's called the Besaid Dectective))
Tidus: ((hes being a narrator!)) It was a dark and stormy night. Nobody was out. Right when thunder claped my door slammed open. It was that dumb broad again, she goes by the name "Yuna"
(( Yuna is wearing a Boa XP and she has an old dress on))
Yuna: I herd you could do a job for me.
Tidus: (stands up) Like what?
Yuna: I need you to follow someone for me.
Tidus: (lighting his cigar) Hmm, (takes a swig of the cigar and slowly blows out the smoke) and who do you want me to follow? Your husband?
Yuna: You've got that right.
(Suddenly the door slams open and its Eike from Shadows of Destiny! He stammers in clutching his forehead)
Eike: Woah, am I tired or something?
( He colapeses.)
Yuna: You dumbass! Cant you see we are doing a movie here?
Eike: Woops. Sorry! I though this was stadge 4...
Tidus: No, Stadge 4 is thataway (he points left)
Eike: Oooo...thanks! Um, have fun being in black and white!
(Eike leaves and the scene continues)
Tidus: Where was I.... Oh yeah. You've got some nerve coming here. I thought you said you were pregnant the night I left.
Yuna: That was a year ago. I didn't have that baby.
Tidus: Well, you shouldn't have messed with me, baby. (He blows smoke in her face)
(Rikku and Lulu walk in obviously drunk.)
Rikku, Lulu: SPRING BREAK WOOOOO!!!!!
Tidus, Yuna: ....
Rikku: Oh, um, sorry bout that. I thought this was Girls Gone Wild...
Yuna: .......that's six sets down.
Tidus: But, if you guys want, you can stay here with us!
(Tidus drools and looks at their half falling off shirts. Yuna smacks him)
Yuna: Shoo shoo!!!
(They leave and then Mickey Mouse enters)
Mickey: Hello friends!
Tidus, Yuna: ....
Mickey: Come on! M-I-C-K-E-Y MOUSE, DONALD DUCK! (he goes on singing the Mickey Mouse Club Theme)
(The Set suddenly explodes and Ein walks in)
Ein: woof woof! ((He says: EVIL DEMONS! I RULE THE UNIVERSE NOW!))
Humunculus: Hey...I thought I was supposed to rule the world.
Ein: Woof! Arf! ((SHUT UP! YOU FOOL!))
Humunculus: Whatever looser! (he holds up the "L" for Loser symbol)
(Ein bitesoff his finger)
(Meroko ((yeps that's me!)) suddenly appears)
Meroko: ALL YE WHO HAVE DIED!RESSURECT!!!!!
(Everybody comes back and they start dancing and playing Dance Dance Revealution, and they are possessed...O_o)
(Now they are at a cafeteria and they are eating Pocky Pizza! WOOOOOOOOOOT! XD)
Rikku: (is holding a spork) I like sporks!
Tidus: (still looking at her boobs) I like boobs!
Lulu: I like my boobs!
Yuna: You guys are weird...
(Kimahri suddenly appears before them)
Kimahri: 'Ello children! Time for yah Prozac!
(He stuffs prozac into their mouths)
(Everyone freaks out even more)
Rikku: URGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she shoves the spork into Tidus' eye)
(everyone explodes)
(The screen is black, then Rikku pops out from the middle)
Rikku: (screaming) HOLY FLYING SHIT MONKEYS!
Kimarhi: I guess the Prozac didn't work. (shoves more prozac in her mouth)
(turns black again)
THE END.
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HAAAAA! W00t! iam officially insane!
This is a really weird fan fic so, stay away. Comment if you must! BUT. IAM THE MASTER OF CHEESE!
WOOT!
I'll see you in hell,
Meroko
(( )) = A/N
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((-the setting- like a black an white movie, film noir! At Tidus' office, he's called the Besaid Dectective))
Tidus: ((hes being a narrator!)) It was a dark and stormy night. Nobody was out. Right when thunder claped my door slammed open. It was that dumb broad again, she goes by the name "Yuna"
(( Yuna is wearing a Boa XP and she has an old dress on))
Yuna: I herd you could do a job for me.
Tidus: (stands up) Like what?
Yuna: I need you to follow someone for me.
Tidus: (lighting his cigar) Hmm, (takes a swig of the cigar and slowly blows out the smoke) and who do you want me to follow? Your husband?
Yuna: You've got that right.
(Suddenly the door slams open and its Eike from Shadows of Destiny! He stammers in clutching his forehead)
Eike: Woah, am I tired or something?
( He colapeses.)
Yuna: You dumbass! Cant you see we are doing a movie here?
Eike: Woops. Sorry! I though this was stadge 4...
Tidus: No, Stadge 4 is thataway (he points left)
Eike: Oooo...thanks! Um, have fun being in black and white!
(Eike leaves and the scene continues)
Tidus: Where was I.... Oh yeah. You've got some nerve coming here. I thought you said you were pregnant the night I left.
Yuna: That was a year ago. I didn't have that baby.
Tidus: Well, you shouldn't have messed with me, baby. (He blows smoke in her face)
(Rikku and Lulu walk in obviously drunk.)
Rikku, Lulu: SPRING BREAK WOOOOO!!!!!
Tidus, Yuna: ....
Rikku: Oh, um, sorry bout that. I thought this was Girls Gone Wild...
Yuna: .......that's six sets down.
Tidus: But, if you guys want, you can stay here with us!
(Tidus drools and looks at their half falling off shirts. Yuna smacks him)
Yuna: Shoo shoo!!!
(They leave and then Mickey Mouse enters)
Mickey: Hello friends!
Tidus, Yuna: ....
Mickey: Come on! M-I-C-K-E-Y MOUSE, DONALD DUCK! (he goes on singing the Mickey Mouse Club Theme)
(The Set suddenly explodes and Ein walks in)
Ein: woof woof! ((He says: EVIL DEMONS! I RULE THE UNIVERSE NOW!))
Humunculus: Hey...I thought I was supposed to rule the world.
Ein: Woof! Arf! ((SHUT UP! YOU FOOL!))
Humunculus: Whatever looser! (he holds up the "L" for Loser symbol)
(Ein bitesoff his finger)
(Meroko ((yeps that's me!)) suddenly appears)
Meroko: ALL YE WHO HAVE DIED!RESSURECT!!!!!
(Everybody comes back and they start dancing and playing Dance Dance Revealution, and they are possessed...O_o)
(Now they are at a cafeteria and they are eating Pocky Pizza! WOOOOOOOOOOT! XD)
Rikku: (is holding a spork) I like sporks!
Tidus: (still looking at her boobs) I like boobs!
Lulu: I like my boobs!
Yuna: You guys are weird...
(Kimahri suddenly appears before them)
Kimahri: 'Ello children! Time for yah Prozac!
(He stuffs prozac into their mouths)
(Everyone freaks out even more)
Rikku: URGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she shoves the spork into Tidus' eye)
(everyone explodes)
(The screen is black, then Rikku pops out from the middle)
Rikku: (screaming) HOLY FLYING SHIT MONKEYS!
Kimarhi: I guess the Prozac didn't work. (shoves more prozac in her mouth)
(turns black again)
THE END.
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HAAAAA! W00t! iam officially insane!
This is a really weird fan fic so, stay away. Comment if you must! BUT. IAM THE MASTER OF CHEESE!
WOOT!
I'll see you in hell,
Meroko