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Pippin carefully opened the door and stepped out with a bowl of macaroni in his arm.
"Where's Legolas?" one of the girls said.
"Oh, we wanted to make macaroni and cheese, which, by the way is Legolas's favorite, and we don't have any cheese. Legolas, oh and Frodo too, would be awfully sad if they don't have any macaroni and cheese." He shook his head in disappointment. "Awfully sad."
"Well, where are you going to look for cheese?" one girl asked.
"I'm gonna ask the neighbors across from us." Pippin started to walk towards the house.
"Wait!" another girl cried. "I know where some cheese is."
"Really? Where?" Pippin pretended to be excited.
"I hear Hugo Proudfoot has them on sale in his shop"
Pippin's smile faded. "Anywhere else?"
"Oo! The Great Pit of Cheese!" one cried.
"Where's that?"
"Birtha knows where it is. She can lead you there."
"Yeah, if you do, you'll get a free date with Legolas!" Pippin cried.
All the girls "Oo"ed.
"Wait...Birtha? What kind of a name is Birtha?!" Pippin muttered to himself.
"I will lead you there, only if you promise me this one thing." Birtha said.
"And that is...?"
"If you are sure that I will get a date with Legolas and maybe Frodo too. Cause I know if we fall in the pit, we will be destroyed forever and Legolas and Frodo can protect us." She smirked. "And maybe Aragorn as well."
"Alright. Whatever you say." Pippin went back in Bag End with his bowl. "Let's go!" he cried.
Everyone ran outside while Pippin was still in the doorway. Pippin fell to the floor while they all rushed out. He got up, dusted himself, and caught up with the others. Frodo and Legolas hid behind Gandalf.
"What are they doing here?" Birtha asked a bit disgusted.
"I don't trust you." Pippin said in a low voice.
"What?"
"Because I said so!" Pippin said louder.
"Lead us now." Aragorn said, waiting to be impressed.
The girls began to walk West. They walked through some forests and an occasionally cave every now and then. Then they walked up to the Swiss Gates.
Some of the girls clinged to Legolas and Frodo. Sam pulled them all off.
"Get off them! You'll contaminate them!"
"Is there supposed to be a password?" Merry asked.
"Mellon." Gandalf said quickly. The Swiss Gates did not open.
"We're dealing with a dairy product here, not fruit." a girl cried.
They all stared at her. Then, out of nowhere, Sam started to dance.
"Swiss cheese, oh swiss cheese! How lovely you are on sandwiches! Oh swiss cheese, oh swiss cheese, open the gates right now!" Sam ended his dance with his arms up. The swiss gates cracked a little and then they opened up.
They all stared at Sam in amazement.
"Well, when you have talent..." Sam puffed his chest out and walked forward.
They all went inside and walked until they came to the Great Pit of Cheese.
Then all of the Fellowship snuck behind the Mary-Sues and started to push some in the pit. Some of the girls noticed and started to fight with them. Since they were Mary-Sues, they were perfect fighters.
Gandalf struck his staff down like in the video games and it's power struck all the Mary-Sues and they fell. The hobbit's started kicking them into the pit. Gandalf, Boromir and Aragorn threw them and Legolas and Gimli rolled them into the pit. They got all but one in.
Birtha remained standing punching her fist into her palm. Gandalf ran up to her and poked her with his staff. She pushed him and Gandalf fell to the floor. Boromir and Aragorn tried to stab her but she knocked them both out cold. Gimli tried to cut her head off but she pulled his beard and he flew and hit the wall.
The hobbits tried attacking her legs but she kicked them off. Legolas stared at her.
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Will she be destroyed? Will Legolas give up and marry her? Who knows and to some, who cares. Find out in the last final chapter!
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Pippin carefully opened the door and stepped out with a bowl of macaroni in his arm.
"Where's Legolas?" one of the girls said.
"Oh, we wanted to make macaroni and cheese, which, by the way is Legolas's favorite, and we don't have any cheese. Legolas, oh and Frodo too, would be awfully sad if they don't have any macaroni and cheese." He shook his head in disappointment. "Awfully sad."
"Well, where are you going to look for cheese?" one girl asked.
"I'm gonna ask the neighbors across from us." Pippin started to walk towards the house.
"Wait!" another girl cried. "I know where some cheese is."
"Really? Where?" Pippin pretended to be excited.
"I hear Hugo Proudfoot has them on sale in his shop"
Pippin's smile faded. "Anywhere else?"
"Oo! The Great Pit of Cheese!" one cried.
"Where's that?"
"Birtha knows where it is. She can lead you there."
"Yeah, if you do, you'll get a free date with Legolas!" Pippin cried.
All the girls "Oo"ed.
"Wait...Birtha? What kind of a name is Birtha?!" Pippin muttered to himself.
"I will lead you there, only if you promise me this one thing." Birtha said.
"And that is...?"
"If you are sure that I will get a date with Legolas and maybe Frodo too. Cause I know if we fall in the pit, we will be destroyed forever and Legolas and Frodo can protect us." She smirked. "And maybe Aragorn as well."
"Alright. Whatever you say." Pippin went back in Bag End with his bowl. "Let's go!" he cried.
Everyone ran outside while Pippin was still in the doorway. Pippin fell to the floor while they all rushed out. He got up, dusted himself, and caught up with the others. Frodo and Legolas hid behind Gandalf.
"What are they doing here?" Birtha asked a bit disgusted.
"I don't trust you." Pippin said in a low voice.
"What?"
"Because I said so!" Pippin said louder.
"Lead us now." Aragorn said, waiting to be impressed.
The girls began to walk West. They walked through some forests and an occasionally cave every now and then. Then they walked up to the Swiss Gates.
Some of the girls clinged to Legolas and Frodo. Sam pulled them all off.
"Get off them! You'll contaminate them!"
"Is there supposed to be a password?" Merry asked.
"Mellon." Gandalf said quickly. The Swiss Gates did not open.
"We're dealing with a dairy product here, not fruit." a girl cried.
They all stared at her. Then, out of nowhere, Sam started to dance.
"Swiss cheese, oh swiss cheese! How lovely you are on sandwiches! Oh swiss cheese, oh swiss cheese, open the gates right now!" Sam ended his dance with his arms up. The swiss gates cracked a little and then they opened up.
They all stared at Sam in amazement.
"Well, when you have talent..." Sam puffed his chest out and walked forward.
They all went inside and walked until they came to the Great Pit of Cheese.
Then all of the Fellowship snuck behind the Mary-Sues and started to push some in the pit. Some of the girls noticed and started to fight with them. Since they were Mary-Sues, they were perfect fighters.
Gandalf struck his staff down like in the video games and it's power struck all the Mary-Sues and they fell. The hobbit's started kicking them into the pit. Gandalf, Boromir and Aragorn threw them and Legolas and Gimli rolled them into the pit. They got all but one in.
Birtha remained standing punching her fist into her palm. Gandalf ran up to her and poked her with his staff. She pushed him and Gandalf fell to the floor. Boromir and Aragorn tried to stab her but she knocked them both out cold. Gimli tried to cut her head off but she pulled his beard and he flew and hit the wall.
The hobbits tried attacking her legs but she kicked them off. Legolas stared at her.
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Will she be destroyed? Will Legolas give up and marry her? Who knows and to some, who cares. Find out in the last final chapter!