"I guess it's just you and me Legolas! I know you can't resist my beauty!"
"Your name is horrible." Legolas said out of nowhere.
"What?" She became angry.
"Would you like to dance?" he quickly said with a plan in thought.
"Oh, I would love to!!" she walked up to him and they started to dance.
"I must admit, your skills impress me." Legolas was trying to manipulate her.
Birtha blushed. (Author's Note: Ah, I'm sorry, it's just...ah...I can't stop laughing...this is really weird! I'm not used to writing stuff like that. Sorry, on with the story.)
"You're a good dancer." she said smirking.
"Would you like me to show you my "Kick"ster dance?" he asked.
"Yes, of course!" She seemed impressed. His plan was working.
He started to kick his legs left to right, front to back as if he was doing the doe-se-doe. She clapped as he danced, enjoying it. He then went behind her and kicked her butt. She screamed as she fell into the pit.
"Sorry! My fault!" Legolas screamed down into the pit. He chuckled as he stood back up.
The rest of the Fellowship just suddenly got up, as if nothing happened, and looked at Legolas.
"She's gone. It's over. Let's go."
As they left, they heard the Swiss Gates say, "This place will now self-destruct."
And the Great Pit of Cheese self-destructed and was no longer in Middle-Earth.
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"Well done, Legolas" Gandalf said patting Legolas's back.
"Yes!! Now all the Mary-Sues are gone!!" Frodo exclaimed.
"Oh no!" Pippin smacked his head.
They all turned to him, expecting the worse.
"No! There's another Mary-Sue still alive?" Boromir cried. His chest began to sprout blood yet again but it landed on Gimli's beard. Gimli didn't notice. He just stood there.
Then he spurted some blood on Gandalf's robes.
"Oh, come on, Boromir! I just washed these!" Gandalf started to wipe the blood away.
"Back to me!" Pippin cried in a high-pitched voice. "Okay, I left the macaroni at the pit!"
"The pit self-destructed. It went bye-bye!" Merry said.
And Gimli just stood there with the blood spot on his beard. Aragorn went up to Boromir and put duct tape all over his chest, sick of him spurting blood on people.
He then went up to Gimli, pointed at him and laughed.
"What?" Gimli asked.
"There's....there's....whoo!" Aragorn couldn't stop laughing. He began to snort. When Aragorn is snorting, it is a very humourous thing. "Blood....on...beard!" he finally got it out.
Gimli sighed. "Another visit to the outhouse I suppose."
Aragorn stopped laughing and stared at Gimli. "Wow, this must happen to you quite often."
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"Your name is horrible." Legolas said out of nowhere.
"What?" She became angry.
"Would you like to dance?" he quickly said with a plan in thought.
"Oh, I would love to!!" she walked up to him and they started to dance.
"I must admit, your skills impress me." Legolas was trying to manipulate her.
Birtha blushed. (Author's Note: Ah, I'm sorry, it's just...ah...I can't stop laughing...this is really weird! I'm not used to writing stuff like that. Sorry, on with the story.)
"You're a good dancer." she said smirking.
"Would you like me to show you my "Kick"ster dance?" he asked.
"Yes, of course!" She seemed impressed. His plan was working.
He started to kick his legs left to right, front to back as if he was doing the doe-se-doe. She clapped as he danced, enjoying it. He then went behind her and kicked her butt. She screamed as she fell into the pit.
"Sorry! My fault!" Legolas screamed down into the pit. He chuckled as he stood back up.
The rest of the Fellowship just suddenly got up, as if nothing happened, and looked at Legolas.
"She's gone. It's over. Let's go."
As they left, they heard the Swiss Gates say, "This place will now self-destruct."
And the Great Pit of Cheese self-destructed and was no longer in Middle-Earth.
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"Well done, Legolas" Gandalf said patting Legolas's back.
"Yes!! Now all the Mary-Sues are gone!!" Frodo exclaimed.
"Oh no!" Pippin smacked his head.
They all turned to him, expecting the worse.
"No! There's another Mary-Sue still alive?" Boromir cried. His chest began to sprout blood yet again but it landed on Gimli's beard. Gimli didn't notice. He just stood there.
Then he spurted some blood on Gandalf's robes.
"Oh, come on, Boromir! I just washed these!" Gandalf started to wipe the blood away.
"Back to me!" Pippin cried in a high-pitched voice. "Okay, I left the macaroni at the pit!"
"The pit self-destructed. It went bye-bye!" Merry said.
And Gimli just stood there with the blood spot on his beard. Aragorn went up to Boromir and put duct tape all over his chest, sick of him spurting blood on people.
He then went up to Gimli, pointed at him and laughed.
"What?" Gimli asked.
"There's....there's....whoo!" Aragorn couldn't stop laughing. He began to snort. When Aragorn is snorting, it is a very humourous thing. "Blood....on...beard!" he finally got it out.
Gimli sighed. "Another visit to the outhouse I suppose."
Aragorn stopped laughing and stared at Gimli. "Wow, this must happen to you quite often."
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I hope I made you laugh at least once! If so, thank you for a laughing! And I wouldn't mind if you hit the "Go" button next to "Submit Review". Hint hint, nudge nudge.