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One night when the fellowship was having a rest they heard it.again! Frodo: Oh gees can't any tell Gollum he can't sing?
Aragorn: Well at least we can tell he is far aweigh! And at least we can't hear the words! ... Oh wait can you Legolas?
Legolas: Unforculently yes! I can and you should be glad that you can't hear him sing those three songs over, and over, and over.
Pippin: What are the songs?
Legolas: Are you sure you want to know?
Merry: Sure can't kill us. (Hopefully). and if it dose than too bad!
Legolas: Fine then here it goes song #1 No body likes me Everybody hates me I'm going to eat some worms! Bite there heads Off suck there guts out Through there skins away That's how I like to eat my meal of worms three times a day!
Legolas: and the second one is not really a song but a repeated phrase Crazy I was crazy once They locked me in a room with big rats Rats! I hate Rats They make me go crazy Crazy I was Crazy once! They locked me in a big room with rats. And it just keeps going on like that!!
Pippin: I thought you said there were three songs! That was only. Um .1-.2. Yeah two!
Legolas: I know ok here is song #3!!! O! Frodo had a steam boat His steam boat had a bell When Frodo went to heaven His steam boat went to hell Hello operators give me #9 And if you disconnect me I'll kick you from behind O Refrigerator laid a piece of glass Gimli fell upon it and cut his big fat ass Legolas and Aragorn where kissing in the D-A-R-K The dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a TV. Show And that is what I know I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister.
My mother is Godzilla My father is king Kong My sister is the person that taut me this dang song
One night when the fellowship was having a rest they heard it.again! Frodo: Oh gees can't any tell Gollum he can't sing?
Aragorn: Well at least we can tell he is far aweigh! And at least we can't hear the words! ... Oh wait can you Legolas?
Legolas: Unforculently yes! I can and you should be glad that you can't hear him sing those three songs over, and over, and over.
Pippin: What are the songs?
Legolas: Are you sure you want to know?
Merry: Sure can't kill us. (Hopefully). and if it dose than too bad!
Legolas: Fine then here it goes song #1 No body likes me Everybody hates me I'm going to eat some worms! Bite there heads Off suck there guts out Through there skins away That's how I like to eat my meal of worms three times a day!
Legolas: and the second one is not really a song but a repeated phrase Crazy I was crazy once They locked me in a room with big rats Rats! I hate Rats They make me go crazy Crazy I was Crazy once! They locked me in a big room with rats. And it just keeps going on like that!!
Pippin: I thought you said there were three songs! That was only. Um .1-.2. Yeah two!
Legolas: I know ok here is song #3!!! O! Frodo had a steam boat His steam boat had a bell When Frodo went to heaven His steam boat went to hell Hello operators give me #9 And if you disconnect me I'll kick you from behind O Refrigerator laid a piece of glass Gimli fell upon it and cut his big fat ass Legolas and Aragorn where kissing in the D-A-R-K The dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a TV. Show And that is what I know I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister.
My mother is Godzilla My father is king Kong My sister is the person that taut me this dang song