~~Authors Note~~ Well I didn't get 5 reviews. Oh well. I meant to post this sooner but I had writers block. Actually I wasn't going to post this for another couple of days but I figured something posted was better than nothing.

Hero

Vernon Dursely was drunk. He had just come home from work. He had recently found out that his company was going under and there was nothing he could do about it. His son Dudley was close to be kicked out of school for his bad grades but mainly because he was just to fat to fit in the desks anymore. Because of this Dudley was getting an operation to suck out all of the fat, which had wiped out all the extra money they had saved up. To top it all of Vernon was angry at Petunia because he found her sleeping with the milkman. Things couldn't get any worse in his and it was all because of that freak. That pathetic excuse for a human being taking up valuable space in Dudley's second room. He'd take care of that freak once and for all while the neighbors are at that party down the street and then he'll never have a problem for the rest of his life because the freak will be gone.