While Eiri and Ayaka were making sweet heterosexual love, Rage had dragged Shuichi to a hospital under the pretence that Yuki was hit by a car.

"Is Yuki okay? I hope he's all right, or I don't want to live anymore! No, Yuki has to be fine, since he's so gorgeous and handsome and talented and sweet and so he can't die yet!"

Shuichi started crying like a fountain, and he hugged the Kumagoro that Ryuichi gave him before. He sobbed and made puppy eyes at Rage, wanting to get some assurance from his ex-manager.

Rage started crackling evilly once she had led Shuichi into an empty room and locked the door.

"Ooooh Shu-chan, you're all mine now! You can't escape now! You're all mine!"

"No! I don't want to sleep with you! I love Yuki and I will only make love with him, and him only! No! Where is he where is he? I know he's going to save me at the last moment!"

"Bawahahahaha!!! You can't escape!!!! Surrender to me now!!!"

Rage pulled out a huge injector from her white lab coat and started laughing evilly.

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After their business was finished, Rage petted Shuichi's pink hair like a cat.

"Hey, how do you like being on top for once?"

Shuichi blushed. He started babbling away, "I love Yuki but he's so cold to me most of the time he just doesn't understand weeeiii he's such a cold- hearted person ~sob~ what can I do? I love him but I like being with you too since I can be FINALLY be on top! Awww what can I do what can I do??? Help me!" he added at last, "yeah, I like the idea very much. Thanks, Rage, I love you!"

He leaned towards Rage and gave her a kiss on the cheek. Rage started crackling again.

"Should we start living together from now on, Shu-chan? We can move in with Yuki and Ayaka later!"

"That sounds like a really good plan, weiii Rage is a genius! Swapping partner is such a fun idea!"

"Will you and Yuki perform fan service for me to watch later? You know I'm a closet yaoi otaku! Will you dye your hair blond for me again? You know I love you no matter what, but your blonde hair looks too sexy on you! Please? With whip cream on top?"

"Sure! As long as I can watch lesbian sex between you and Ayaka too. That was a rather secret fetish of mine. Don't tell anyone! Sheeesh!" Shuichi covered his face with both of his hands and turned away, his face turning into a deep shade of red.

Rage started snickering again. "Shu-chan is so cute! Can't you see that we're just made for each other? Let's get married together tomorrow!"

"I'd love to do that!"

"You know what, I think I can't live without you anymore, Shu-chan! You're just the one for me!"

"Me too, Rage-chan! How come I didn't see how good you were to me before? I was an idiot. Please accept my undying love for you now!"

Sighing contentedly, the two lovebirds snuggled like a pair of weasels and watched the sunrise together.