"Cheers!!!" The bishonens from various animes are celebrating the
"Bishonen's 100th Anniversary". But some were wondering why the others
were there like Sakuragi Hanamichi and Akagi Takenon from Slam Dunk. But
who cares? They were there to have fun!
"And now. the results for the Bishonen of the year contest. The judges had a hard time choosing, as all of you are so beautifully handsome. And so, the Bishonen of the year goes to.*drum rolls* Hotohori from Fushigi Yuugi!!! The following award goes to. for coolest scar of the year. Chichiri from Fushigi Yuugi! And the best swordsman of the year goes to Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin!"
As soon as the ceremony ended, millions of girls rushed towards Hotohori with bouquets of flowers and teddy bears in their arms. Not to mention, Nuri-chan was one of them too. At one corner, Chichiri and Kenshin were examining each other's scar.
"Chichiri, I cannot understand how could you get the coolest scar award!" "Why not?" "Because mine is better than yours." "Well, at least you got the best swordsman of the year award."
"Orororo. Where's Hotohori?" "Admiring himself in the mirror?"
[Hotohori comes in]
"Wow! I got myself 5 new concubines!" Domyoji ran in and exclaimed, "Hey Hotohori! I'm better off, I've got 10 girls! I remember there's one irritating girl called. let me think, oh! Yuuki Miaka!" everyone "WHAT!?!?!!" [Hotohori faints]
[Tamahome enters]
"What's all the commotion? Why's Hotohori playing possum?" "Oh, he just found out that Miaka is now part of Domyoji's harem no da~" "What?! You mean Yuuki Miaka?! MY Yuuki Miaka? How dare he snatch my beloved Miaka from me?! So who's this dumb oji fellow? I'll bash him to a pulp!
[Domyoji hides, Kenshin steps forward]
I cannot allow you to harm an innocent creature. I have to protect the weak and helpless commoners with my parang!
[Hotohori awakes]
"Parang?"
"Erm. Some folks placed my sword at the National Museum."
[Hotohori flicks his hair back]
"Orororo."
"Nobody touches my Miaka and gets away with it!"
"Cool it, who wants Miaka anyway, when I have people like Nuriko and Houki and all my fans trying their best to get a piece of me. I fainted because I was surprised anyone would want Miaka in the first place. "Really?! You're giving up on Miaka? I'm eternally in your debt. I'll do anything you ask me to, anything."
"Okay, polish my shoes."
[Wags tail]
"Yes master."
~THE END~
"And now. the results for the Bishonen of the year contest. The judges had a hard time choosing, as all of you are so beautifully handsome. And so, the Bishonen of the year goes to.*drum rolls* Hotohori from Fushigi Yuugi!!! The following award goes to. for coolest scar of the year. Chichiri from Fushigi Yuugi! And the best swordsman of the year goes to Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin!"
As soon as the ceremony ended, millions of girls rushed towards Hotohori with bouquets of flowers and teddy bears in their arms. Not to mention, Nuri-chan was one of them too. At one corner, Chichiri and Kenshin were examining each other's scar.
"Chichiri, I cannot understand how could you get the coolest scar award!" "Why not?" "Because mine is better than yours." "Well, at least you got the best swordsman of the year award."
"Orororo. Where's Hotohori?" "Admiring himself in the mirror?"
[Hotohori comes in]
"Wow! I got myself 5 new concubines!" Domyoji ran in and exclaimed, "Hey Hotohori! I'm better off, I've got 10 girls! I remember there's one irritating girl called. let me think, oh! Yuuki Miaka!" everyone "WHAT!?!?!!" [Hotohori faints]
[Tamahome enters]
"What's all the commotion? Why's Hotohori playing possum?" "Oh, he just found out that Miaka is now part of Domyoji's harem no da~" "What?! You mean Yuuki Miaka?! MY Yuuki Miaka? How dare he snatch my beloved Miaka from me?! So who's this dumb oji fellow? I'll bash him to a pulp!
[Domyoji hides, Kenshin steps forward]
I cannot allow you to harm an innocent creature. I have to protect the weak and helpless commoners with my parang!
[Hotohori awakes]
"Parang?"
"Erm. Some folks placed my sword at the National Museum."
[Hotohori flicks his hair back]
"Orororo."
"Nobody touches my Miaka and gets away with it!"
"Cool it, who wants Miaka anyway, when I have people like Nuriko and Houki and all my fans trying their best to get a piece of me. I fainted because I was surprised anyone would want Miaka in the first place. "Really?! You're giving up on Miaka? I'm eternally in your debt. I'll do anything you ask me to, anything."
"Okay, polish my shoes."
[Wags tail]
"Yes master."
~THE END~