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HEY WHERE ARE MY REVIEWS?
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"This battle is a bl*st*d camel!" Rac announced, from the Newbies' vantage point, 20 minutes into the battle.
"Why?"
"Well, what's a camel?" Rac asked
"A stubborn beast."
"A beast of burden."
"A spitting horse."
"No! It's a horse designed by a committee." Rac answered her own question
"Oh!"
"Rac! Trust you!"
"Who told you that?"
"My second dad!"
"Typical!"
"Well, how can we sort it out?"
"By joining in!"
"What can 10 extra people do?"
"Everything, with the right tactics."
"But we were told not to risk our lives."
"We won't. The plan will be fool proof."
"Well, what's the plan?"
"I don't know." Bobby spluttered.
"But I do." Creator said, "I'll sort it out. If you don't mind Bobby?"
"Not at all."
"Right, Henry, I'll need some rope."
"Can't you just make some?"
"It takes a lot out of me."
"Right." Henry pulled her hair band out, moved her hand to her scalp, and pulled out a hair. She laid it on Rac's palm, and it became a rope.
"Thanks."
"I don't see why you can't use one of your own." Henry put her hair band back in.
"Too short."
"Right!"
"Hold this, Jamie." Rac gave the rope to him
"It's strong!" Jamie pulled the rope.
"Sure, it's made of the 2nd strongest non-metal substance."
"What?"
"Hair."
"Hair?"
"Yes, hair. Trust me."
"What's the strongest?"
"Cobweb. But I didn't have any to hand."
"Rac? You okay?"
"Yeah. Trust me."
"What do I do?" Jamie asked
"Whack yourself, and keep on whacking, while holding the rope."
"Okay!" Jamie started.
Rac bent down and impulsively she drew out the battlefield, in the dirt.
"Bobby, you take a squad of Jamies round to the far left. Put people in ice domes. The Jamies will fight other people, and tie them up."
"Right!"
"Amara, you take another squad round to the far right. Surround people with fire. The Jamies will, again, fight and tie people up."
"Okay!"
"Henry, you and your Jamie squad, attack from the back. Jamies tie up, and you put people in the Internet. They can't do any harm there."
"Will do!"
"Jubes, your squad attack middle right. Blind people, while Jamies tie up."
"Can do!"
"Sam, you also get a Jamie squad. You're on middle left. Blow everything up, and make them dance!"
"Got ya!"
"Rhaine, bottom right, with your squad. Be a wolf and savage legs."
"Why?"
"You'll topple them. And you can move faster."
"Right!"
"Ray, back left, with squad, bang into people, and knock them out."
"Fine!"
"Roberto, back right, with squad, drag people out of fights."
"Si!"
"And you?" Bobby asked
"I'll barge up the centre."
"And do what?"
"I don't know."
"Rac, what have I told you about plagiarism?" Henry asked
"What?" Rac was surprised
"That sword."
"What sword?"
"The bladeless one, you're holding."
"What?!" Rac looked at the sword hilt. "It's just like Death's sword."
"Exactly!"
"I didn't make it. I'd be on the floor by now, if I had."
"Alright."
"Then who?"
"The Creator, I think."
"Oh?"
"Explain later."
"You'd better."
"Well, it won't be much use."
"Yeah, it hasn't got a blade."
"I wouldn't count on that!" Rac sheaved the sword, in the scabbard hanging from her waist, and drew it. A white see through blade came from the hilt.
"Wicked!"
"That'll hurt!"
"No, it'll just put anyone it touches to sleep." Rac said with conviction
"Right!"
"You good with a sword?"
"I reckon so."
"Fine."
"Err, Jamie."
"Yes?"
"You can stop now."
"Thanks." The Jamies chorused.
"Right, split into 9 groups."
"Don't you mean 10?"
"No, 9. I'm going alone."
"You sure?"
"Yes. I've got to fly solo."
"Fine! New Recruits, Action!" Iceman yelled, and the Recruits snapped into action.
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You better review Rac's story NOW!!!!!!! Cos she is getting very depressed and feels unloved ( I don't like her that way cos then I get depressed so, repeating the above, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY WHERE ARE MY REVIEWS?
***
"This battle is a bl*st*d camel!" Rac announced, from the Newbies' vantage point, 20 minutes into the battle.
"Why?"
"Well, what's a camel?" Rac asked
"A stubborn beast."
"A beast of burden."
"A spitting horse."
"No! It's a horse designed by a committee." Rac answered her own question
"Oh!"
"Rac! Trust you!"
"Who told you that?"
"My second dad!"
"Typical!"
"Well, how can we sort it out?"
"By joining in!"
"What can 10 extra people do?"
"Everything, with the right tactics."
"But we were told not to risk our lives."
"We won't. The plan will be fool proof."
"Well, what's the plan?"
"I don't know." Bobby spluttered.
"But I do." Creator said, "I'll sort it out. If you don't mind Bobby?"
"Not at all."
"Right, Henry, I'll need some rope."
"Can't you just make some?"
"It takes a lot out of me."
"Right." Henry pulled her hair band out, moved her hand to her scalp, and pulled out a hair. She laid it on Rac's palm, and it became a rope.
"Thanks."
"I don't see why you can't use one of your own." Henry put her hair band back in.
"Too short."
"Right!"
"Hold this, Jamie." Rac gave the rope to him
"It's strong!" Jamie pulled the rope.
"Sure, it's made of the 2nd strongest non-metal substance."
"What?"
"Hair."
"Hair?"
"Yes, hair. Trust me."
"What's the strongest?"
"Cobweb. But I didn't have any to hand."
"Rac? You okay?"
"Yeah. Trust me."
"What do I do?" Jamie asked
"Whack yourself, and keep on whacking, while holding the rope."
"Okay!" Jamie started.
Rac bent down and impulsively she drew out the battlefield, in the dirt.
"Bobby, you take a squad of Jamies round to the far left. Put people in ice domes. The Jamies will fight other people, and tie them up."
"Right!"
"Amara, you take another squad round to the far right. Surround people with fire. The Jamies will, again, fight and tie people up."
"Okay!"
"Henry, you and your Jamie squad, attack from the back. Jamies tie up, and you put people in the Internet. They can't do any harm there."
"Will do!"
"Jubes, your squad attack middle right. Blind people, while Jamies tie up."
"Can do!"
"Sam, you also get a Jamie squad. You're on middle left. Blow everything up, and make them dance!"
"Got ya!"
"Rhaine, bottom right, with your squad. Be a wolf and savage legs."
"Why?"
"You'll topple them. And you can move faster."
"Right!"
"Ray, back left, with squad, bang into people, and knock them out."
"Fine!"
"Roberto, back right, with squad, drag people out of fights."
"Si!"
"And you?" Bobby asked
"I'll barge up the centre."
"And do what?"
"I don't know."
"Rac, what have I told you about plagiarism?" Henry asked
"What?" Rac was surprised
"That sword."
"What sword?"
"The bladeless one, you're holding."
"What?!" Rac looked at the sword hilt. "It's just like Death's sword."
"Exactly!"
"I didn't make it. I'd be on the floor by now, if I had."
"Alright."
"Then who?"
"The Creator, I think."
"Oh?"
"Explain later."
"You'd better."
"Well, it won't be much use."
"Yeah, it hasn't got a blade."
"I wouldn't count on that!" Rac sheaved the sword, in the scabbard hanging from her waist, and drew it. A white see through blade came from the hilt.
"Wicked!"
"That'll hurt!"
"No, it'll just put anyone it touches to sleep." Rac said with conviction
"Right!"
"You good with a sword?"
"I reckon so."
"Fine."
"Err, Jamie."
"Yes?"
"You can stop now."
"Thanks." The Jamies chorused.
"Right, split into 9 groups."
"Don't you mean 10?"
"No, 9. I'm going alone."
"You sure?"
"Yes. I've got to fly solo."
"Fine! New Recruits, Action!" Iceman yelled, and the Recruits snapped into action.
***
You better review Rac's story NOW!!!!!!! Cos she is getting very depressed and feels unloved ( I don't like her that way cos then I get depressed so, repeating the above, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!