(Next Week)
Ross and Rachel's Apartment. Rachel is getting ready to go to the dressmaker with Judy. Monica and Phoebe are coming with them and leaving the kids with the guys.
Rachel is in the bedroom trying to find something to wear. She isn't big enough for any of the maternity clothes she wore with Isabella yet but was too big for many of her regular clothes.
"What am I gonna wear?" Rachel thought to herself as she sifted through millions of clothes that covered the bed.
She picked up a pair of black ¾ length pants and held them up against her body.
"Yeah right" she said, throwing them back down on the bed and sitting down on top of them in a huff. She lay down and closed her eyes for a second. She hadn't had very good nights sleep last night and was now feeling slightly nauseous.
Ross walked through from the bathroom with Isabella wrapped in a towel in his arms. He saw Rachel lying on the bed with her eyes closed and walked up quietly to the edge of the bed where he plonked Isabella's wet body on Rachel's chest. Isabella giggled and said "Momma"
Rachel opened her eyes, realising she had a wet object on top of her and saw Isabella's face right in front of hers, with a bit of drool about to fall right into her eye from Isabella's open mouth.
"Ewwww" cried Rachel, quickly sitting up and catching the drool in her hand as it fell from the baby's mouth. "Hey beautiful" she said, kissing Isabella's head before screaming "Ross!!"
Ross walked in from where he had been standing waiting just next to the doorway.
"Ross, I have to be at Monica and Chandler's in an hour, I have no clothes that fit me and I'm starting to lose it so can you please take the baby and get her dressed while I decide what to wear" said Rachel, standing up and putting the baby in Ross's arms.
"We were just mucking around Sweetie," said Ross "I didn't want you to fall asleep"
"Very Funny, Ha Ha. I nearly had a big gob of drool in my eye" replied Rachel "Now get out while I get ready"
"Ok" said Ross walking towards the doorway "
Now that could have been an example of one of Mommy's tantrums that she does when things aren't going her way so we're very lucky that we're leaving now" said Ross to Isabella as they exited.
Rachel rolled her eyes and sat back down on the bed. "This is ridiculous" she said, "I have a million clothes and I can't find something to wear" She sifted through the piles and picked up a pair of boot-cut jeans and a beige tank top. She whipped off her robe and put them on, looking at herself in the full-length mirror. It was a pretty tight squeeze in those jeans but they would do. The top clung to her stomach making it very obvious that she was pregnant.
She grabbed a pair of boots from the cupboard and sat down on the bed to put them on. The baby was kicking her furiously.
She patted her stomach "Hey! Aren't we an active little one today? I think I've got a little soccer player in here now"
She quickly straightened her hair and headed through to the kitchen where Ross was helping Isabella eat some toast for breakfast.
"Wow" said Ross "You look really nice"
"Really?" said Rachel, sitting down at the table, stealing a slice of Isabella's toast.
"I mean it, you look beautiful when you're pregnant. I love it when your stomach gets all big and your boobs get like 2 sizes bigger and.." said Ross before Rachel interrupted him.
"Enough Honey" she said, "I don't feel very beautiful. All my regular clothes are too small and my maternity clothes are too big. I'm tired, I've got morning sickness and I feel like crap"
"Well I'm here to tell you that you look great" said Ross, getting up and kissing Rachel's head "You've got to eat something, The toast will make you feel better"
Rachel took a few bites of her toast and then got up and quickly ran through to the bathroom and threw up.
"Gross" said Ross to himself as he lifted the baby out of her highchair and cleaned up toast crumbs.
Rachel came back through to the kitchen and sat down at the table with a miserable look on her face. "That was gross"
"Cheer up, you're going wedding shopping today remember? To see if you can alter your dress and to have a look at some bridesmaid dresses, that will be lots of fun" said Ross. "Here, Take this tablet. It will stop you feeling sick"
"Where did you get these?" said Rachel looking at the white pill in her hand.
"I got them from the doctor when I took Bella in for her cold last week. I told him you were suffering morning sickness and he said to take one tablet each day you feel sick and you should start to feel better," replied Ross.
"And they won't harm the baby at all?" asked Rachel, hesitant about taking the tablet.
"Not at all, I asked everything like that," said Ross. "Oh you're so sweet," said Rachel, swallowing the tablet over with a glass of water "Thank you"
"No problem" said Ross "Now you're going to be late so you better go. Tell Chandler I'll be over in about a half hour ok?"
"OK" said Rachel, standing up and grabbing her purse and the bag that held her Wedding Dress.
She went over to where Isabella was playing with some blocks and gave her a cuddle and a kiss "You have fun today with Daddy ok Sweetie. And don't let Uncle Chandler or Uncle Joey make daddy do any stupid stuff. You look after him for me"
Isabella giggled and said "Bye". "Bye Bye Honey" said Rachel.
She walked over to Ross and gave him a kiss "I'll see you later. Look after my girl won't you?"
"Of course" replied Ross "Have a good day. I love you"
"I love you too" said Rachel as she headed out the door.
(Monica and Chandler's Apartment)
"Now Chandler, You know where the medicine is don't you? Riley has to have it every 4 hours and Lily will need Panadol in about an hour ok?" said Monica.
"I know Monica. You've told me 5 times already. The Bottled breast milk is in the fridge. 4 hourly feeds blah blah blah" said Chandler "I've been a Dad for as long as you've been a Mom, I know what I'm doing"
"I know you know but I'm just making sure. This is the first time I've left the babies for a whole day, I'm nervous" said Monica, pacing the kitchen.
"Honey Relax" said Chandler, pulling Monica into a hug "Go and have a nice day shopping for your bridesmaid dress"
The door opened and Rachel entered.
"Hi" said Rachel, sitting down at the table.
"Hi back to you," said Monica "What's the matter?"
"Oh nothing. Just the usual, morning sickness, zero sleep last night" said Rachel "How are you?"
"She's fine," said Chandler "She's nervous about leaving the babies all day. She thinks I'm gonna screw up or something"
"I don't think you're going to screw up. I know you guys will have a great day," said Monica.
"Where's Pheeb's?" asked Rachel "We have to meet Judy at the dressmakers in an hour"
"She hasn't come over yet," said Chandler "She's probably drilling Joey about how to care for Dylan. What is with you women? You think we can't look after our own babies"
"Well in some cases, you can't" said Rachel. "Ross said he'll be over in a half hour"
"Great, I think we'll just hang out with some beers and watch the Knicks Game," said Chandler, clapping his hands together.
"Beers? You aren't drinking beer when you're looking after my children" said Monica "Shit, I mean our children"
"Ok Mom" said Chandler.
Phoebe and Joey entering with Dylan sleeping in his capsule interrupting them.
"Hey Man" said Joey "Ready to watch the game?"
"When Ross get's here and when the ladies leave" said Chandler.
"Where are your kiddies?" said Joey, looking around.
"They're all asleep in the Nursery. Sweet peace and quiet" said Chandler.
"You guys ready?" asked Phoebe
"Yep, Sure am" said Rachel, standing up "Actually one second ok" she said, racing into the bathroom and slamming the door.
"Now Joey. You remember what I told you?" said Pheeb's looking at Dylan in his capsule.
"Yep. He wakes up I feed, burp, change nappy and then its sleep again" said Joey proudly "See I remembered it all"
"Great" said Phoebe "Now I'm trusting my baby into your care. You and him both better be alive when we get back"
"What do you think we're going to do?" said Chandler "Throw them under a bus for crying out loud"
"Yeah, Have some faith in us?" said Joey.
"Ok, We can go now," said Rachel emerging from the bathroom. Monica ran into the Nursery and kissed each of the babies' goodbye and the women finally left the apartment.
"Finally" said Joey settling down on the couch "Now how about a beer?"
"Monica told me I'm not allowed to drink beer when I'm minding the babies?" said Chandler.
"Dude!! This is your house. Those are your kids and you can do whatever you want while your minding them. One beer's not going to do anything" said Joey.
"True" said Chandler, grabbing 2 beers and jumping onto the couch next to Joey.
(The Dressmakers Shop)
Judy, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe are sitting on the lounges while Judy's friend examines the dress.
"Well I may be able to let out the area around your stomach and breasts but it's going to be difficult to fit it to you when you are only 4 months now. How are we going to know exactly how big you're going to be when you are 8 months?" said the Dressmaker "This material isn't exactly the best either, It's not impossible but.."
"Maybe you could just double the size she is now, you know 4+4=8" said Phoebe.
"I knew it" said Rachel "I'm going to be too fat and I'm gonna have to wear one of those ugly Maternity Dresses"
"Why don't we go and have a look around and we'll see what's available?" said Phoebe wisely.
"I agree," said Monica "Let's go and have a look at some "Maternity" dresses"
"I'm sorry Rachel," said Judy "I thought you might be able to wear this one but I guess not"
"Oh it's not your fault Judy," said Rachel "It's my fault for getting pregnant 6 months before my wedding"
"Kinda" said Phoebe.
"Thank you so much for your help anyway" said Rachel, standing up and picking up her dress.
"It's no problem, good luck on your big day" replied the Dressmaker.
As soon as they exited the store, Rachel burst into tears. She sat down on a bench and let the tears flow.
"Rachel Honey, Everything's going to be fine," said Monica sitting down next to Rachel and putting her arm around her.
"It's not going to be fine, I'm going to look fat and ugly on my Wedding Day all because I'm the stupid one who got pregnant. Ross was right, this pregnancy was a big mistake," sobbed Rachel.
"Ross said what?" said Judy "He told you that getting Pregnant was a mistake?"
"Mom, that's a thing of the past now. Ross and Rachel got past that so PLEASE don't start another conversation about it" said Monica.
"Ok, but I can't believe he said that. How did I raise him to be such a Jerk? Your father and I aren't Jerks, How did this happen?" said Judy
"Mom, Get over it," snapped Monica, motioning at Rachel "You can see how upset she is"
"It's fine Monica," said Rachel "God I can't deal with this at the moment. This baby has caused so much trouble these past 4 months, I'm beginning to wonder if it's even worth it"
"Rachel, Stop," said Phoebe "I can't believe you are talking about your baby like that"
"It's true" sobbed Rachel "Everything has changed since I got pregnant, Ross and I can't seem to agree on much these days, we're constantly bitching at one another, I'm sick of it"
Judy, who was standing on the sidelines listening, grabbed Rachel's hand and pulled her off the bench into a standing position in front of her. She grabbed a tissue and wiped away Rachel's tears.
"Look at that face" she said "So beautiful but not when it's all red and puffy from crying"
"Mom, what are you talking about?" asked Monica.
"Rachel you need to stop being so negative and start being positive. I understand why you're upset, your wedding Day is the most important day of your life and everything has to be perfect. So we may have to find another wedding dress, who cares? We will shop and not stop until we find you the most perfect dress that makes you feel beautiful when you're wearing it" said Judy.
"You're right. I'm sorry I'm being a baby," said Rachel "My hormones are crazy"
" I know I'm right," continued Judy, placing her hands on Rachel's stomach. "You've got a beautiful baby growing inside of you and even though it hasn't come at the best of times, in 5 months you're going to have the best wedding gift better then anything else you get and just be counting your blessings that you can actually have one of these"
"That is so true," said Phoebe
"I'm so sorry, I've ruined every one's day with my moods and tantrums," said Rachel
"Forget about it" said Monica "Now get your big beautiful butt of that chair, grab your purse because we've got lots of shopping to do and I have to be home in time to breastfeed so move it"
Rachel laughed and pulled Judy into a hug "Thank you"
They began to walk and Monica pulled Judy aside. "Saved my butt Mom, I didn't know what to say"
Judy laughed and walked with her arm around her little Harmonica.
(Monica and Chandler's Apartment)
Chandler is pacing round the apartment with 2 screaming babies in his arms, Lily in one and Riley in the other.
"Ssshh, Rock a bye Baby in the treetop, please be quiet or else Daddy's going to cry" sang Chandler.
Ross and Joey were kicking back on the couch watching the game. Dylan was asleep in his bouncer and Isabella was napping in the bedroom.
"What a great day" said Joey "Few Beers, Hanging out with my best friends, Watching Chandler about to cry"
"Your turn will come Joey. What's wrong with them? I've fed them, burped them, and changed them. What else can I do?" said Chandler
"I don't know Dude. They're your babies," said Ross turning back to face the TV.
Suddenly Emma began to wail from the Nursery.
"Oh my god" said Chandler "Can this day be anymore crap? I don't have three arms, I NEED three arms"
"Dude, She's crying. You better get in there" said Joey.
"Where would you like me to put her? Throw her over my shoulder" asked Chandler "I can't deal with 3 screaming babies, You guys have got to help me, PLEASE?"
"Ummm how about NO. We agreed to look after our own children today so you are on your own" said Ross
"But you guys have an unfair advantage, you only have one baby each. I have 3. That's 1 plus another plus another," said Chandler.
"Please, Please, Please Can one of you go in there and pick her up?" he begged. "Come on Ross, I'll change the next pooey diaper. I promise"
"I'm watching the game," replied Ross, enjoying hearing Chandler beg.
"I'm going to be in so much trouble if Monica comes home and hears this noise" said Chandler, still pacing.
"Do you think we should help him?" asked Joey "Coz if Emma keeps on crying then she'll wake up Dylan and Isabella and then we'll all be in the doghouse"
"Yeah you're probably right," said Ross.
"Ok, off you go then," said Joey.
Ross looked at Joey and pulled a face and got up and went into the Nursery to pick up Emma.
"Ahh Uncle Ross is here now," he said, lifting the screaming bundle into his arms where she immediately quietened.
He walked through to the Lounge room "See, All it takes is a bit of skill and practice"
"How did you do that?" asked Chandler "Here take her" he said, shoving Lily into Ross's arms "Please can you make her stop crying?"
Ross passed Emma over to Chandler and began to rock Lily. She stopped crying in an instant.
"You're a miracle worker," said Chandler "Now I'm going to go and put Emma in her swing, you put Lily in hers and then you can calm Riley down ok? That sounds fair"
"Sure" replied Ross, walking over to the three swings that were lined up in front of the Bay Window. He put Lily in hers then took Riley from Chandler. He poked the pacifier back into his mouth and began to rock him and soon enough he was calm.
"I'm a terrible father," said Chandler "I can't even get my own babies to stop crying"
"You're not a terrible father," said Ross "Stress Less, Grab a beer and enjoy the game"
They sat down to enjoy the peace and quiet but were soon interrupted by Isabella's crying from the bedroom.
"One Second" said Ross.
He walked through to Monica and Chandler's room where Bella was sleeping and lifted her out of her playpen.
"Wanna come watch the game Sweetie?" said Ross.
"Bubba" replied Isabella.
"All the bubba's are resting now but you can come and watch the game with Daddy, Uncle Chandler and Uncle Joey ok?" said Ross.
He walked back through to the Lounge room, grabbed the diaper back and quickly changed Isabella's diaper on the couch whilst keeping an eye on the game.
"Suppose you think you're a pro now do ya?" said Joey "Doing two things at once"
"I don't think. I know," replied Ross smugly.
They were getting into the game, Isabella was sitting on her daddy's knee eating a biscuit and there was no sounds coming from any of the babies.
"Isn't this nice?" said Joey "So peaceful"
Their moment of peace was interrupted with an earth-shattering wail coming from Dylan. Joey nearly jumped out of his skin and screamed, "What'd you do to him?"
"What?" said Ross "We're not even near him"
"Looks like your time has come Joey" said Chandler "Ross I think we should continue to enjoy the game and leave Joey to it don't you?"
"Absolutely, You better go Joey. You can't let him scream like that," replied Ross.
(The Bridal Boutique where Rachel purchased her first dress)
Rachel walked up to the counter, carrying her dress and receipt.
"Excuse Me? Hi I bought this dress from here about 2 months ago and now I won't be able to fit into it anymore so I was hoping that I could have my money back?" said Rachel, throwing the salesgirl her best smile.
"That's a shame," said the Salesgirl.
"I know" said Rachel "I love this dress but there is no way I'm going to be able to fit an 8 months pregnant body into it so."
"Well if you have your receipt that's not a problem," replied the salesgirl
Meanwhile Phoebe, Monica and Judy were inspecting some bridesmaid dresses.
"Oh this is Gorgeous," said Phoebe, holding up a light blue strapless gown.
"Oh my god. I love it," said Monica "Do you think Rach will like this one?"
"We'll convince her if she doesn't" replied Phoebe.
Cut to the Desk where Rachel is organizing to get her money back.
"Here is your Money, That's $1,200 back," said the salesgirl.
"Are you serious? Did I pay that much for this dress?" said Rachel
"You don't know how much you paid?" asked the SG
"Well I was trying it on and my friend over there decided to go into labour so I just had to pay and rush out still wearing it" said Rachel, laughing.
"That was you? I was working that day. And your other friend kept on telling me to hurry up or else she was going to have the babies on my pretty carpet"
"Yeah, Sorry about that. We were a bit anxious," said Rachel "Anyhow thank you for being so understanding and for giving me my money back. I really appreciate it"
"That's no problem at all. Now I remember you saying that you were going to be 8 months pregnant when you got married. Could I interest you in looking at some of our Dresses that would be more suitable to you?" asked the Salesgirl
"You have some? Are they pretty" asked Rachel, getting excited for like the first time since she found out she has to wear a maternity dress.
"Well I think that they are nice. Much better then some Gowns they make for Pregnant Women," said the Salesgirl, walking out from behind the desk and leading Rachel over to rack of Dresses. "In Fact we do have one that is similar to the one you purchased first"
"What! Your kidding me right" said Rachel "I love that dress so much you have no idea how happy I will be if I found one similar"
The Salesgirl pulled a dress of the rack and held it up. It was strikingly similar to Rachel's first dress except the material was different and slightly stretchy to accommodate a growing stomach. It was Strapless with more support in the bust area and white.
"Oh my god" squealed Rachel, grabbing the dress "Oh I love it"
"Great, Why don't you go and try it on," suggested the Salesgirl.
"I will in one second," said Rachel. "One Second.
She ran through to another area of the Boutique and found Monica, Phoebe and Judy still looking at the same dress.
"Your not gonna believe it" said Rachel excitedly "Come and see this"
"What?" said Monica as they followed Rachel back through to the other area.
They saw Rachel standing there holding her dress.
"Rachel, I thought we decided that we were going to get the money back for this one and find another" said Phoebe sternly.
"This isn't the same dress Phoebe," said Rachel "THIS is my new Dress"
"It's nearly identical," said Judy "This is amazing"
"I know," said Rachel "I cannot believe it, I'm going to try it on"
"Ahh Rachel, before you go. Pheeb's and I found this really nice dress that we might want to wear" said Monica
"Well go and get it and you two can try on while I try on," said Rachel, entering one of the change rooms.
"Ok" said Monica and Phoebe at once and running through to find their size.
Judy just stood there with a smile on her face. Rachel was smiling again and was so happy.
Rachel put the dress on and emerged from the Change Room to see Phoebe and Monica standing there with their chosen dress on.
They all screamed when they saw each other.
"Wow" they all said at once.
"I love them" said Rachel "That can so be your bridesmaid dress guys"
"That dress is beautiful," said Judy "I've got tears in my eyes looking at all of you"
"This is the Dress," said Rachel "And Judy, I feel beautiful"
The Salesgirl entered and saw them all standing there.
"Well Ms Green, I've never seen a more Radiant Mother to be in a Wedding Dress. Now you don't need to worry about it being too tight around your stomach because that fabric will stretch with your stomach" she said.
"How much is this one?" asked Rachel.
"That is $1,050," replied the salesgirl.
"I'll take it," said Rachel "And also those two Bridesmaid dresses if you guys definitely want that one?"
"We sure do," said Phoebe.
"Definitely" said Monica.
"Well just bring them up to the counter and I'll ring them up for you" said the Salesgirl, heading back to the counter.
"Thank you so much" Rachel called after her.
"I have to say girls, you all look great. I can't wait to watch you walk down the aisle," said Judy.
"Thanks Mom" said Monica, pulling her into a hug.
"I'll take the dresses to the counter while you girls get dressed ok" said Judy.
"Thankyou" said Rachel.
She went into her changing room and started to put her clothes back on. She was leaning down to pull on her boots when she felt a sharp pain in her stomach "Owww" she cried out.
"What?" said Monica, rushing out of her change room doing her pants up.
"Nothing, Just a little Braxton Hicks I guess" said Rachel "No Dramas"
"Are you sure?" asked Phoebe "You don't wanna take any chances"
"Yeah, I'm sure. Had these with Isabella so I know what they are like" said Rachel "Pheeb's can you please go and put your top on?"
Phoebe looked down at herself and realised she had only her pants and bra on "Sorry" she giggled and ran back into the change room.
Minutes Later they were all changed and Rachel was paying for the dresses.
"Here you go," said the Salesgirl, handing Rachel her bags.
"Thank you so much for all your help today" said Rachel
"It's what I'm here for," replied Salesgirl "Best of Luck for your Wedding and New Baby"
"Thank you. Bye" said Rachel.
Everyone else called bye as they exited the store.
They hit the pavement and Judy decided to catch a cab home straight away.
"Thank you so much for today Judy" said Rachel "I couldn't have coped without you"
"It was my pleasure Rachel," said Judy kissing her on the cheek "Take care of my son and granddaughter won't you?"
"Absolutely, If they are still alive when we get home" said Rachel.
"Bye Mom" said Monica "I'll see you on Sunday"
"Bye Honey, Give the Babies kisses for me" replied Judy as she got in the cab.
(Monica and Chandler's Apartment)
The girls entered quietly after dropping off the bags at Ross and Rachel's Apartment. There were no sounds at all.
Rachel walked up to the couch and laughed at what she saw.
Ross, Joey and Chandler all asleep on the couch. Ross had Isabella lying on his chest, Joey had the same with Dylan and Chandler had Emma in one arm, Lily in the other and Riley resting on his lap. They were all sound asleep.
"Oh it's so hard having kids isn't it?" said Rachel.
"Beer!!" exclaimed Monica "What did I tell him before I left?"
"Give him a break Mon" said Phoebe "It would have been Joey's fault anyway"
"They're probably passed out not sleeping," said Monica.
"They're so cute," said Rachel "Should we wake them?"
"I think so because I can smell something awful coming from one of their bums," said Monica, moving closer to see who it is.
"Ahh Rach, Your girls got a little problem," said Monica.
Rachel walked over to the couch and put her mouth really close to Ross's ear and shouted "ROSS"
He jumped up, nearly throwing Isabella on the floor "What!! What's going on?"
"Nothing honey, just wanted to let you sleeping beauties know we were home," said Rachel sweetly.
Joey and Chandler both began to stir, opened their eyes slowly, looked at each other and gasped.
"We fell asleep, the girls are gonna kill us" said Joey not noticing them behind him.
"Ahem" said Phoebe
Joey turned slowly around "Oh Hi Baby" he said, leaning over and kissing Phoebe.
"Hey there" said Monica "How were the kids?"
"Oh great" said Chandler "No problems at all"
"That's good," said Rachel.
"I see you had yourself a little beer while we were gone" said Monica.
"That was Joey. I didn't touch a drop" blurted out Chandler.
Monica leant forward and kissed him on the lips.
"Tastes like Beer to me" she said.
"Yeah about that Honey" stammered Chandler
"Don't worry about it" said Monica.
Ross got off the couch with a still snoozing Isabella in his arms and gave Rachel a kiss.
"Did we have a successful shop?" he asked.
"We sure did," replied Rachel "I missed you two today"
"Aww We missed you too" replied Ross kissing Rachel passionately.
"Shall we go home?" asked Rachel "I'm really tired and the baby seems to think that I'm a soccer ball today! What's with that?"
"Maybe it's a little guy in there this time. Let's go," said Ross.
"We're going to go too" said Phoebe, picking Dylan up and putting him in his capsule.
"Bye you guys," said Monica.
"Thanks for today Monica and Phoebe" said Rachel "I'm glad everything worked out"
"Us too" said Monica. "See you later Little Dude," said Ross, giving Riley a little high 5 then Dylan the same.
Ross and Rachel headed out the apartment, Arms wrapped around each other.
"So you really had a good day?" he asked.
"I really had a good day" replied Rachel "And I think I'm going to have an even better night"
"I like the sound of that" replied Ross, kissing the side of her head.
Ross and Rachel's Apartment. Rachel is getting ready to go to the dressmaker with Judy. Monica and Phoebe are coming with them and leaving the kids with the guys.
Rachel is in the bedroom trying to find something to wear. She isn't big enough for any of the maternity clothes she wore with Isabella yet but was too big for many of her regular clothes.
"What am I gonna wear?" Rachel thought to herself as she sifted through millions of clothes that covered the bed.
She picked up a pair of black ¾ length pants and held them up against her body.
"Yeah right" she said, throwing them back down on the bed and sitting down on top of them in a huff. She lay down and closed her eyes for a second. She hadn't had very good nights sleep last night and was now feeling slightly nauseous.
Ross walked through from the bathroom with Isabella wrapped in a towel in his arms. He saw Rachel lying on the bed with her eyes closed and walked up quietly to the edge of the bed where he plonked Isabella's wet body on Rachel's chest. Isabella giggled and said "Momma"
Rachel opened her eyes, realising she had a wet object on top of her and saw Isabella's face right in front of hers, with a bit of drool about to fall right into her eye from Isabella's open mouth.
"Ewwww" cried Rachel, quickly sitting up and catching the drool in her hand as it fell from the baby's mouth. "Hey beautiful" she said, kissing Isabella's head before screaming "Ross!!"
Ross walked in from where he had been standing waiting just next to the doorway.
"Ross, I have to be at Monica and Chandler's in an hour, I have no clothes that fit me and I'm starting to lose it so can you please take the baby and get her dressed while I decide what to wear" said Rachel, standing up and putting the baby in Ross's arms.
"We were just mucking around Sweetie," said Ross "I didn't want you to fall asleep"
"Very Funny, Ha Ha. I nearly had a big gob of drool in my eye" replied Rachel "Now get out while I get ready"
"Ok" said Ross walking towards the doorway "
Now that could have been an example of one of Mommy's tantrums that she does when things aren't going her way so we're very lucky that we're leaving now" said Ross to Isabella as they exited.
Rachel rolled her eyes and sat back down on the bed. "This is ridiculous" she said, "I have a million clothes and I can't find something to wear" She sifted through the piles and picked up a pair of boot-cut jeans and a beige tank top. She whipped off her robe and put them on, looking at herself in the full-length mirror. It was a pretty tight squeeze in those jeans but they would do. The top clung to her stomach making it very obvious that she was pregnant.
She grabbed a pair of boots from the cupboard and sat down on the bed to put them on. The baby was kicking her furiously.
She patted her stomach "Hey! Aren't we an active little one today? I think I've got a little soccer player in here now"
She quickly straightened her hair and headed through to the kitchen where Ross was helping Isabella eat some toast for breakfast.
"Wow" said Ross "You look really nice"
"Really?" said Rachel, sitting down at the table, stealing a slice of Isabella's toast.
"I mean it, you look beautiful when you're pregnant. I love it when your stomach gets all big and your boobs get like 2 sizes bigger and.." said Ross before Rachel interrupted him.
"Enough Honey" she said, "I don't feel very beautiful. All my regular clothes are too small and my maternity clothes are too big. I'm tired, I've got morning sickness and I feel like crap"
"Well I'm here to tell you that you look great" said Ross, getting up and kissing Rachel's head "You've got to eat something, The toast will make you feel better"
Rachel took a few bites of her toast and then got up and quickly ran through to the bathroom and threw up.
"Gross" said Ross to himself as he lifted the baby out of her highchair and cleaned up toast crumbs.
Rachel came back through to the kitchen and sat down at the table with a miserable look on her face. "That was gross"
"Cheer up, you're going wedding shopping today remember? To see if you can alter your dress and to have a look at some bridesmaid dresses, that will be lots of fun" said Ross. "Here, Take this tablet. It will stop you feeling sick"
"Where did you get these?" said Rachel looking at the white pill in her hand.
"I got them from the doctor when I took Bella in for her cold last week. I told him you were suffering morning sickness and he said to take one tablet each day you feel sick and you should start to feel better," replied Ross.
"And they won't harm the baby at all?" asked Rachel, hesitant about taking the tablet.
"Not at all, I asked everything like that," said Ross. "Oh you're so sweet," said Rachel, swallowing the tablet over with a glass of water "Thank you"
"No problem" said Ross "Now you're going to be late so you better go. Tell Chandler I'll be over in about a half hour ok?"
"OK" said Rachel, standing up and grabbing her purse and the bag that held her Wedding Dress.
She went over to where Isabella was playing with some blocks and gave her a cuddle and a kiss "You have fun today with Daddy ok Sweetie. And don't let Uncle Chandler or Uncle Joey make daddy do any stupid stuff. You look after him for me"
Isabella giggled and said "Bye". "Bye Bye Honey" said Rachel.
She walked over to Ross and gave him a kiss "I'll see you later. Look after my girl won't you?"
"Of course" replied Ross "Have a good day. I love you"
"I love you too" said Rachel as she headed out the door.
(Monica and Chandler's Apartment)
"Now Chandler, You know where the medicine is don't you? Riley has to have it every 4 hours and Lily will need Panadol in about an hour ok?" said Monica.
"I know Monica. You've told me 5 times already. The Bottled breast milk is in the fridge. 4 hourly feeds blah blah blah" said Chandler "I've been a Dad for as long as you've been a Mom, I know what I'm doing"
"I know you know but I'm just making sure. This is the first time I've left the babies for a whole day, I'm nervous" said Monica, pacing the kitchen.
"Honey Relax" said Chandler, pulling Monica into a hug "Go and have a nice day shopping for your bridesmaid dress"
The door opened and Rachel entered.
"Hi" said Rachel, sitting down at the table.
"Hi back to you," said Monica "What's the matter?"
"Oh nothing. Just the usual, morning sickness, zero sleep last night" said Rachel "How are you?"
"She's fine," said Chandler "She's nervous about leaving the babies all day. She thinks I'm gonna screw up or something"
"I don't think you're going to screw up. I know you guys will have a great day," said Monica.
"Where's Pheeb's?" asked Rachel "We have to meet Judy at the dressmakers in an hour"
"She hasn't come over yet," said Chandler "She's probably drilling Joey about how to care for Dylan. What is with you women? You think we can't look after our own babies"
"Well in some cases, you can't" said Rachel. "Ross said he'll be over in a half hour"
"Great, I think we'll just hang out with some beers and watch the Knicks Game," said Chandler, clapping his hands together.
"Beers? You aren't drinking beer when you're looking after my children" said Monica "Shit, I mean our children"
"Ok Mom" said Chandler.
Phoebe and Joey entering with Dylan sleeping in his capsule interrupting them.
"Hey Man" said Joey "Ready to watch the game?"
"When Ross get's here and when the ladies leave" said Chandler.
"Where are your kiddies?" said Joey, looking around.
"They're all asleep in the Nursery. Sweet peace and quiet" said Chandler.
"You guys ready?" asked Phoebe
"Yep, Sure am" said Rachel, standing up "Actually one second ok" she said, racing into the bathroom and slamming the door.
"Now Joey. You remember what I told you?" said Pheeb's looking at Dylan in his capsule.
"Yep. He wakes up I feed, burp, change nappy and then its sleep again" said Joey proudly "See I remembered it all"
"Great" said Phoebe "Now I'm trusting my baby into your care. You and him both better be alive when we get back"
"What do you think we're going to do?" said Chandler "Throw them under a bus for crying out loud"
"Yeah, Have some faith in us?" said Joey.
"Ok, We can go now," said Rachel emerging from the bathroom. Monica ran into the Nursery and kissed each of the babies' goodbye and the women finally left the apartment.
"Finally" said Joey settling down on the couch "Now how about a beer?"
"Monica told me I'm not allowed to drink beer when I'm minding the babies?" said Chandler.
"Dude!! This is your house. Those are your kids and you can do whatever you want while your minding them. One beer's not going to do anything" said Joey.
"True" said Chandler, grabbing 2 beers and jumping onto the couch next to Joey.
(The Dressmakers Shop)
Judy, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe are sitting on the lounges while Judy's friend examines the dress.
"Well I may be able to let out the area around your stomach and breasts but it's going to be difficult to fit it to you when you are only 4 months now. How are we going to know exactly how big you're going to be when you are 8 months?" said the Dressmaker "This material isn't exactly the best either, It's not impossible but.."
"Maybe you could just double the size she is now, you know 4+4=8" said Phoebe.
"I knew it" said Rachel "I'm going to be too fat and I'm gonna have to wear one of those ugly Maternity Dresses"
"Why don't we go and have a look around and we'll see what's available?" said Phoebe wisely.
"I agree," said Monica "Let's go and have a look at some "Maternity" dresses"
"I'm sorry Rachel," said Judy "I thought you might be able to wear this one but I guess not"
"Oh it's not your fault Judy," said Rachel "It's my fault for getting pregnant 6 months before my wedding"
"Kinda" said Phoebe.
"Thank you so much for your help anyway" said Rachel, standing up and picking up her dress.
"It's no problem, good luck on your big day" replied the Dressmaker.
As soon as they exited the store, Rachel burst into tears. She sat down on a bench and let the tears flow.
"Rachel Honey, Everything's going to be fine," said Monica sitting down next to Rachel and putting her arm around her.
"It's not going to be fine, I'm going to look fat and ugly on my Wedding Day all because I'm the stupid one who got pregnant. Ross was right, this pregnancy was a big mistake," sobbed Rachel.
"Ross said what?" said Judy "He told you that getting Pregnant was a mistake?"
"Mom, that's a thing of the past now. Ross and Rachel got past that so PLEASE don't start another conversation about it" said Monica.
"Ok, but I can't believe he said that. How did I raise him to be such a Jerk? Your father and I aren't Jerks, How did this happen?" said Judy
"Mom, Get over it," snapped Monica, motioning at Rachel "You can see how upset she is"
"It's fine Monica," said Rachel "God I can't deal with this at the moment. This baby has caused so much trouble these past 4 months, I'm beginning to wonder if it's even worth it"
"Rachel, Stop," said Phoebe "I can't believe you are talking about your baby like that"
"It's true" sobbed Rachel "Everything has changed since I got pregnant, Ross and I can't seem to agree on much these days, we're constantly bitching at one another, I'm sick of it"
Judy, who was standing on the sidelines listening, grabbed Rachel's hand and pulled her off the bench into a standing position in front of her. She grabbed a tissue and wiped away Rachel's tears.
"Look at that face" she said "So beautiful but not when it's all red and puffy from crying"
"Mom, what are you talking about?" asked Monica.
"Rachel you need to stop being so negative and start being positive. I understand why you're upset, your wedding Day is the most important day of your life and everything has to be perfect. So we may have to find another wedding dress, who cares? We will shop and not stop until we find you the most perfect dress that makes you feel beautiful when you're wearing it" said Judy.
"You're right. I'm sorry I'm being a baby," said Rachel "My hormones are crazy"
" I know I'm right," continued Judy, placing her hands on Rachel's stomach. "You've got a beautiful baby growing inside of you and even though it hasn't come at the best of times, in 5 months you're going to have the best wedding gift better then anything else you get and just be counting your blessings that you can actually have one of these"
"That is so true," said Phoebe
"I'm so sorry, I've ruined every one's day with my moods and tantrums," said Rachel
"Forget about it" said Monica "Now get your big beautiful butt of that chair, grab your purse because we've got lots of shopping to do and I have to be home in time to breastfeed so move it"
Rachel laughed and pulled Judy into a hug "Thank you"
They began to walk and Monica pulled Judy aside. "Saved my butt Mom, I didn't know what to say"
Judy laughed and walked with her arm around her little Harmonica.
(Monica and Chandler's Apartment)
Chandler is pacing round the apartment with 2 screaming babies in his arms, Lily in one and Riley in the other.
"Ssshh, Rock a bye Baby in the treetop, please be quiet or else Daddy's going to cry" sang Chandler.
Ross and Joey were kicking back on the couch watching the game. Dylan was asleep in his bouncer and Isabella was napping in the bedroom.
"What a great day" said Joey "Few Beers, Hanging out with my best friends, Watching Chandler about to cry"
"Your turn will come Joey. What's wrong with them? I've fed them, burped them, and changed them. What else can I do?" said Chandler
"I don't know Dude. They're your babies," said Ross turning back to face the TV.
Suddenly Emma began to wail from the Nursery.
"Oh my god" said Chandler "Can this day be anymore crap? I don't have three arms, I NEED three arms"
"Dude, She's crying. You better get in there" said Joey.
"Where would you like me to put her? Throw her over my shoulder" asked Chandler "I can't deal with 3 screaming babies, You guys have got to help me, PLEASE?"
"Ummm how about NO. We agreed to look after our own children today so you are on your own" said Ross
"But you guys have an unfair advantage, you only have one baby each. I have 3. That's 1 plus another plus another," said Chandler.
"Please, Please, Please Can one of you go in there and pick her up?" he begged. "Come on Ross, I'll change the next pooey diaper. I promise"
"I'm watching the game," replied Ross, enjoying hearing Chandler beg.
"I'm going to be in so much trouble if Monica comes home and hears this noise" said Chandler, still pacing.
"Do you think we should help him?" asked Joey "Coz if Emma keeps on crying then she'll wake up Dylan and Isabella and then we'll all be in the doghouse"
"Yeah you're probably right," said Ross.
"Ok, off you go then," said Joey.
Ross looked at Joey and pulled a face and got up and went into the Nursery to pick up Emma.
"Ahh Uncle Ross is here now," he said, lifting the screaming bundle into his arms where she immediately quietened.
He walked through to the Lounge room "See, All it takes is a bit of skill and practice"
"How did you do that?" asked Chandler "Here take her" he said, shoving Lily into Ross's arms "Please can you make her stop crying?"
Ross passed Emma over to Chandler and began to rock Lily. She stopped crying in an instant.
"You're a miracle worker," said Chandler "Now I'm going to go and put Emma in her swing, you put Lily in hers and then you can calm Riley down ok? That sounds fair"
"Sure" replied Ross, walking over to the three swings that were lined up in front of the Bay Window. He put Lily in hers then took Riley from Chandler. He poked the pacifier back into his mouth and began to rock him and soon enough he was calm.
"I'm a terrible father," said Chandler "I can't even get my own babies to stop crying"
"You're not a terrible father," said Ross "Stress Less, Grab a beer and enjoy the game"
They sat down to enjoy the peace and quiet but were soon interrupted by Isabella's crying from the bedroom.
"One Second" said Ross.
He walked through to Monica and Chandler's room where Bella was sleeping and lifted her out of her playpen.
"Wanna come watch the game Sweetie?" said Ross.
"Bubba" replied Isabella.
"All the bubba's are resting now but you can come and watch the game with Daddy, Uncle Chandler and Uncle Joey ok?" said Ross.
He walked back through to the Lounge room, grabbed the diaper back and quickly changed Isabella's diaper on the couch whilst keeping an eye on the game.
"Suppose you think you're a pro now do ya?" said Joey "Doing two things at once"
"I don't think. I know," replied Ross smugly.
They were getting into the game, Isabella was sitting on her daddy's knee eating a biscuit and there was no sounds coming from any of the babies.
"Isn't this nice?" said Joey "So peaceful"
Their moment of peace was interrupted with an earth-shattering wail coming from Dylan. Joey nearly jumped out of his skin and screamed, "What'd you do to him?"
"What?" said Ross "We're not even near him"
"Looks like your time has come Joey" said Chandler "Ross I think we should continue to enjoy the game and leave Joey to it don't you?"
"Absolutely, You better go Joey. You can't let him scream like that," replied Ross.
(The Bridal Boutique where Rachel purchased her first dress)
Rachel walked up to the counter, carrying her dress and receipt.
"Excuse Me? Hi I bought this dress from here about 2 months ago and now I won't be able to fit into it anymore so I was hoping that I could have my money back?" said Rachel, throwing the salesgirl her best smile.
"That's a shame," said the Salesgirl.
"I know" said Rachel "I love this dress but there is no way I'm going to be able to fit an 8 months pregnant body into it so."
"Well if you have your receipt that's not a problem," replied the salesgirl
Meanwhile Phoebe, Monica and Judy were inspecting some bridesmaid dresses.
"Oh this is Gorgeous," said Phoebe, holding up a light blue strapless gown.
"Oh my god. I love it," said Monica "Do you think Rach will like this one?"
"We'll convince her if she doesn't" replied Phoebe.
Cut to the Desk where Rachel is organizing to get her money back.
"Here is your Money, That's $1,200 back," said the salesgirl.
"Are you serious? Did I pay that much for this dress?" said Rachel
"You don't know how much you paid?" asked the SG
"Well I was trying it on and my friend over there decided to go into labour so I just had to pay and rush out still wearing it" said Rachel, laughing.
"That was you? I was working that day. And your other friend kept on telling me to hurry up or else she was going to have the babies on my pretty carpet"
"Yeah, Sorry about that. We were a bit anxious," said Rachel "Anyhow thank you for being so understanding and for giving me my money back. I really appreciate it"
"That's no problem at all. Now I remember you saying that you were going to be 8 months pregnant when you got married. Could I interest you in looking at some of our Dresses that would be more suitable to you?" asked the Salesgirl
"You have some? Are they pretty" asked Rachel, getting excited for like the first time since she found out she has to wear a maternity dress.
"Well I think that they are nice. Much better then some Gowns they make for Pregnant Women," said the Salesgirl, walking out from behind the desk and leading Rachel over to rack of Dresses. "In Fact we do have one that is similar to the one you purchased first"
"What! Your kidding me right" said Rachel "I love that dress so much you have no idea how happy I will be if I found one similar"
The Salesgirl pulled a dress of the rack and held it up. It was strikingly similar to Rachel's first dress except the material was different and slightly stretchy to accommodate a growing stomach. It was Strapless with more support in the bust area and white.
"Oh my god" squealed Rachel, grabbing the dress "Oh I love it"
"Great, Why don't you go and try it on," suggested the Salesgirl.
"I will in one second," said Rachel. "One Second.
She ran through to another area of the Boutique and found Monica, Phoebe and Judy still looking at the same dress.
"Your not gonna believe it" said Rachel excitedly "Come and see this"
"What?" said Monica as they followed Rachel back through to the other area.
They saw Rachel standing there holding her dress.
"Rachel, I thought we decided that we were going to get the money back for this one and find another" said Phoebe sternly.
"This isn't the same dress Phoebe," said Rachel "THIS is my new Dress"
"It's nearly identical," said Judy "This is amazing"
"I know," said Rachel "I cannot believe it, I'm going to try it on"
"Ahh Rachel, before you go. Pheeb's and I found this really nice dress that we might want to wear" said Monica
"Well go and get it and you two can try on while I try on," said Rachel, entering one of the change rooms.
"Ok" said Monica and Phoebe at once and running through to find their size.
Judy just stood there with a smile on her face. Rachel was smiling again and was so happy.
Rachel put the dress on and emerged from the Change Room to see Phoebe and Monica standing there with their chosen dress on.
They all screamed when they saw each other.
"Wow" they all said at once.
"I love them" said Rachel "That can so be your bridesmaid dress guys"
"That dress is beautiful," said Judy "I've got tears in my eyes looking at all of you"
"This is the Dress," said Rachel "And Judy, I feel beautiful"
The Salesgirl entered and saw them all standing there.
"Well Ms Green, I've never seen a more Radiant Mother to be in a Wedding Dress. Now you don't need to worry about it being too tight around your stomach because that fabric will stretch with your stomach" she said.
"How much is this one?" asked Rachel.
"That is $1,050," replied the salesgirl.
"I'll take it," said Rachel "And also those two Bridesmaid dresses if you guys definitely want that one?"
"We sure do," said Phoebe.
"Definitely" said Monica.
"Well just bring them up to the counter and I'll ring them up for you" said the Salesgirl, heading back to the counter.
"Thank you so much" Rachel called after her.
"I have to say girls, you all look great. I can't wait to watch you walk down the aisle," said Judy.
"Thanks Mom" said Monica, pulling her into a hug.
"I'll take the dresses to the counter while you girls get dressed ok" said Judy.
"Thankyou" said Rachel.
She went into her changing room and started to put her clothes back on. She was leaning down to pull on her boots when she felt a sharp pain in her stomach "Owww" she cried out.
"What?" said Monica, rushing out of her change room doing her pants up.
"Nothing, Just a little Braxton Hicks I guess" said Rachel "No Dramas"
"Are you sure?" asked Phoebe "You don't wanna take any chances"
"Yeah, I'm sure. Had these with Isabella so I know what they are like" said Rachel "Pheeb's can you please go and put your top on?"
Phoebe looked down at herself and realised she had only her pants and bra on "Sorry" she giggled and ran back into the change room.
Minutes Later they were all changed and Rachel was paying for the dresses.
"Here you go," said the Salesgirl, handing Rachel her bags.
"Thank you so much for all your help today" said Rachel
"It's what I'm here for," replied Salesgirl "Best of Luck for your Wedding and New Baby"
"Thank you. Bye" said Rachel.
Everyone else called bye as they exited the store.
They hit the pavement and Judy decided to catch a cab home straight away.
"Thank you so much for today Judy" said Rachel "I couldn't have coped without you"
"It was my pleasure Rachel," said Judy kissing her on the cheek "Take care of my son and granddaughter won't you?"
"Absolutely, If they are still alive when we get home" said Rachel.
"Bye Mom" said Monica "I'll see you on Sunday"
"Bye Honey, Give the Babies kisses for me" replied Judy as she got in the cab.
(Monica and Chandler's Apartment)
The girls entered quietly after dropping off the bags at Ross and Rachel's Apartment. There were no sounds at all.
Rachel walked up to the couch and laughed at what she saw.
Ross, Joey and Chandler all asleep on the couch. Ross had Isabella lying on his chest, Joey had the same with Dylan and Chandler had Emma in one arm, Lily in the other and Riley resting on his lap. They were all sound asleep.
"Oh it's so hard having kids isn't it?" said Rachel.
"Beer!!" exclaimed Monica "What did I tell him before I left?"
"Give him a break Mon" said Phoebe "It would have been Joey's fault anyway"
"They're probably passed out not sleeping," said Monica.
"They're so cute," said Rachel "Should we wake them?"
"I think so because I can smell something awful coming from one of their bums," said Monica, moving closer to see who it is.
"Ahh Rach, Your girls got a little problem," said Monica.
Rachel walked over to the couch and put her mouth really close to Ross's ear and shouted "ROSS"
He jumped up, nearly throwing Isabella on the floor "What!! What's going on?"
"Nothing honey, just wanted to let you sleeping beauties know we were home," said Rachel sweetly.
Joey and Chandler both began to stir, opened their eyes slowly, looked at each other and gasped.
"We fell asleep, the girls are gonna kill us" said Joey not noticing them behind him.
"Ahem" said Phoebe
Joey turned slowly around "Oh Hi Baby" he said, leaning over and kissing Phoebe.
"Hey there" said Monica "How were the kids?"
"Oh great" said Chandler "No problems at all"
"That's good," said Rachel.
"I see you had yourself a little beer while we were gone" said Monica.
"That was Joey. I didn't touch a drop" blurted out Chandler.
Monica leant forward and kissed him on the lips.
"Tastes like Beer to me" she said.
"Yeah about that Honey" stammered Chandler
"Don't worry about it" said Monica.
Ross got off the couch with a still snoozing Isabella in his arms and gave Rachel a kiss.
"Did we have a successful shop?" he asked.
"We sure did," replied Rachel "I missed you two today"
"Aww We missed you too" replied Ross kissing Rachel passionately.
"Shall we go home?" asked Rachel "I'm really tired and the baby seems to think that I'm a soccer ball today! What's with that?"
"Maybe it's a little guy in there this time. Let's go," said Ross.
"We're going to go too" said Phoebe, picking Dylan up and putting him in his capsule.
"Bye you guys," said Monica.
"Thanks for today Monica and Phoebe" said Rachel "I'm glad everything worked out"
"Us too" said Monica. "See you later Little Dude," said Ross, giving Riley a little high 5 then Dylan the same.
Ross and Rachel headed out the apartment, Arms wrapped around each other.
"So you really had a good day?" he asked.
"I really had a good day" replied Rachel "And I think I'm going to have an even better night"
"I like the sound of that" replied Ross, kissing the side of her head.