Title: You Get Me
Chapter: 3/?
Rating: PG-13 (might be R later)
Spoilers: I'm not sure where this would fit in. After Faith has woken up...After the council comes to Sunnydale...Tara
isn't in here because I just can't seem to write her...Anyway, I guess you can try and fit it somewhere...or you can just read it for the fun.
Disclaimer: Don't own, Don't sue, Joss is God!
Summery: There is a new slayer coming to town...again!

"I can't just say you are a vampire," Claire said.

"Why not?" Spike asked.

"First of all," Claire began, "they may kill you. If they don't do that, they will want to know why I haven't killed you myself. My parents know all about vampires."

"Bloody hell," Spike said surprised.

"Bloody hell is right," Claire said, "They knew I was in line to be a slayer. They know about all that stuff."

"What should we do then?" Spike and Claire thought for a moment when Claire suddenly spoke, "Boyfriend!"

"Huh?"

"You can be my boyfriend."

"Um, excuse me luv, don't really feel like getting Jay mad at me."

"I'm hoping you won't have to meet Jay. You can be there when I talk to him, but I don't want you talking to him."

"Why not?"

"I don't want you to get the urge to kill him." Spike nodded his head. Almost an hour later Spike and Claire arrived at her parent's house. After the introductions were over, Claire's parents gave her some privacy with her "boyfriend".

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"So," Claire said.

"So," Spike said.

"I wanted to talk to you about Jay," Claire said.

"Yeah, what about `im?" Spike asked.

"Well," Claire began, "he is a little unstable."

"Kinda figured that pet."

"Well, just so you know."

"What are you avoiding?"

"Huh?"

"I can see it in your eyes luv. There is something that you want to tell me but you can't."

"Well..."

"I wonder what goes on in that pretty little head of yours."

"You think my head is pretty?"

"Uh..."

"`Cause I think your head is cute...or...yeah." For the next few moments there was nothing but silence.

"We better go find Jay," Claire said.