Back to the Lab
James Bond entered the laboratory which was clustered with many men in white coats working on many random devices built to conceal weapons and to make some look like ordinary objects. There was a chair that with eject the person out of it. there was a parking meter that exploded when money was put into it. As he passed through the lab he noticed even more gadgets. One which caught his eye was camera with x-ray viewing. He picked it up and aimed it at the secretary across from him. On the small attached screen came at the woman and he aimed down a little lower and turned on the x-ray lens. The picture was crisp and the ladies breasts were full and the nipples seemed to be hard. He looked up to see the woman smiling. Obviously she was conscience of what Bond was doing.
"Really double-O seven!" Came a voice from right behind Bond. Bond recognized this voice as Major Boothroyd or more commonly know as "Q".
"Oh, just checking out the view 'Q'." Bond with a bit of humor. He and "Q" seemed to always exchange these types of jokes whenever he visits the lab.
"Ok, now pay attention Double-O seven." "Q" walks over to a table with a bunch of ordinary things like watches, belts, rings, and others alike. "Your new watch, big hand tells you the minutes, small hand tells you the hours, and the red hand tells you the seconds."
"Ah, so that's why I've been late to work recently."
"now, it has all the usual features built in. With the usual grappling hook, laser, and bomb detonator, we have also installed a new feature which turns it into a rotating spin blade. You just turn the dial like so to reveal the blade, and then push this button. After that you have 3 seconds before the watch launches of the wrist band and flies for about 100 feet."
"Gives a whole new meaning to, time to split" Bond replied once again with humor.
"Oh grow up double-O seven." "Q" then walked over a wall and pushed a button which opened up the floor and up came a brand new Aston Martin. "Your new car, includes all the usual refinements, and in addition to those we built in something that should come in handy for you mission. First off is the upgraded wheel designed to move you about in sandy areas, and the second thing I'm particularly proud of. Under your car in a highly concentrated tank of pressurized air."
"Pressurized air? "Q" what in the world would I need that for?"
"To create a sand cloud of course" "Q" replied.
"Really "Q" I think your running out of ideas."
"Well I still have one idea that I still can't figure out how to make."
"What would that be?" Bond asked.
"To make a gadget that's Bond proof" "Q" said with smirk.
James Bond entered the laboratory which was clustered with many men in white coats working on many random devices built to conceal weapons and to make some look like ordinary objects. There was a chair that with eject the person out of it. there was a parking meter that exploded when money was put into it. As he passed through the lab he noticed even more gadgets. One which caught his eye was camera with x-ray viewing. He picked it up and aimed it at the secretary across from him. On the small attached screen came at the woman and he aimed down a little lower and turned on the x-ray lens. The picture was crisp and the ladies breasts were full and the nipples seemed to be hard. He looked up to see the woman smiling. Obviously she was conscience of what Bond was doing.
"Really double-O seven!" Came a voice from right behind Bond. Bond recognized this voice as Major Boothroyd or more commonly know as "Q".
"Oh, just checking out the view 'Q'." Bond with a bit of humor. He and "Q" seemed to always exchange these types of jokes whenever he visits the lab.
"Ok, now pay attention Double-O seven." "Q" walks over to a table with a bunch of ordinary things like watches, belts, rings, and others alike. "Your new watch, big hand tells you the minutes, small hand tells you the hours, and the red hand tells you the seconds."
"Ah, so that's why I've been late to work recently."
"now, it has all the usual features built in. With the usual grappling hook, laser, and bomb detonator, we have also installed a new feature which turns it into a rotating spin blade. You just turn the dial like so to reveal the blade, and then push this button. After that you have 3 seconds before the watch launches of the wrist band and flies for about 100 feet."
"Gives a whole new meaning to, time to split" Bond replied once again with humor.
"Oh grow up double-O seven." "Q" then walked over a wall and pushed a button which opened up the floor and up came a brand new Aston Martin. "Your new car, includes all the usual refinements, and in addition to those we built in something that should come in handy for you mission. First off is the upgraded wheel designed to move you about in sandy areas, and the second thing I'm particularly proud of. Under your car in a highly concentrated tank of pressurized air."
"Pressurized air? "Q" what in the world would I need that for?"
"To create a sand cloud of course" "Q" replied.
"Really "Q" I think your running out of ideas."
"Well I still have one idea that I still can't figure out how to make."
"What would that be?" Bond asked.
"To make a gadget that's Bond proof" "Q" said with smirk.