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Ever wonder why...
...Ritsuko and Maya always stay late at NERV?
Two voices can be heard coming from the command bridge...
Maya: No, Sempai! Anything but that!
Ritsuko: *smirks*
Maya: You promised you wouldn't do that!
Ritsuko: But then it's no fun
Maya: Noooo!!!!
Ritsuko stand up from where she was seated and smiles as she looks down to admire her work.
Maya: It's not fair!
Ritsuko: Another round of Command and Conquer Generals 7?
Maya: You bet! And no rushing this time!!
...Gendo's office is so dark?
Gendo sits in his customary position at his desk. Fuyutsuki stands next to him, looking over some reports. He stops reading and glances over at the commander.
Fuyutsuki: You did it again, didn't you?
Gendo: ......
Fuyutsuki: You know it's hard to read in this lighting.
Gendo: Deal with it, professor.
Fuyutsuki: I wouldn't be complaining if you didn't always head to your 'secret room' to smoke pot every few hours.
Gendo: I do not know what you are talking about.
Gendo just smirks, cautiously sliding the bag of weed under his desk with his feet.
...Misato is always so shapely?
Behind a closed door...
Misato: Oh, yeah baby!
Kaji: Yeah!
Misato: Almost...there...
Kaji: C'mon...
Misato: Oh, yesssss!
Misato jumps up and down on the dance pad, the score of 'AAA' flashing on the game screen.
Misato: I finally tripled A'd the song!
Kaji: Wow...
Misato steps down from her spot, wiping the sweat from her brow.
Misato: Your turn.
Kaji steps up to the pad and searches through the DDR song list.
...Eva's are kept in coolant?
The 7th cage...
Unit 01: dum dee dum dum...
Bubbles float around the Eva cage and the bio-mech hums a tune. The massive Eva picks up a giant sponge, soaks it in coolant, and starts to scrub its arms.
Unit 01: Nothing like a nice bath after battling an Angel.
...Unit 01 takes awhile before it goes berserk?
The battle with Sachiel...
Unit 01 lies against one of Tokyo 3's massive skyscrapers. Its broken left arm lies atop of another building next to it. Blood from the head wound covers the streets below.
Unit 01: 'Now how should I kill it? Should I just run up to it and punch a hole through its chest? Naw, no fun. Maybe I should break its arms and legs, tie it like a pretzel, and nibble on it for a bit. Actually, tearing off it arms and beating it with them while shouting 'Stop hitting yourself' is sounding pretty good right now. Or, rather...'
Author's rants: I suddenly got this idea at midnight and began writing. Don't ask me how I came up with these. I guess this is what happens when you're dead tired from lack of sleep and massive amounts of homework. I don't even know why I'm writing this right now. I should be unconscious on my bed. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this little bit I wrote. Till I write again.
Ever wonder why...
...Ritsuko and Maya always stay late at NERV?
Two voices can be heard coming from the command bridge...
Maya: No, Sempai! Anything but that!
Ritsuko: *smirks*
Maya: You promised you wouldn't do that!
Ritsuko: But then it's no fun
Maya: Noooo!!!!
Ritsuko stand up from where she was seated and smiles as she looks down to admire her work.
Maya: It's not fair!
Ritsuko: Another round of Command and Conquer Generals 7?
Maya: You bet! And no rushing this time!!
...Gendo's office is so dark?
Gendo sits in his customary position at his desk. Fuyutsuki stands next to him, looking over some reports. He stops reading and glances over at the commander.
Fuyutsuki: You did it again, didn't you?
Gendo: ......
Fuyutsuki: You know it's hard to read in this lighting.
Gendo: Deal with it, professor.
Fuyutsuki: I wouldn't be complaining if you didn't always head to your 'secret room' to smoke pot every few hours.
Gendo: I do not know what you are talking about.
Gendo just smirks, cautiously sliding the bag of weed under his desk with his feet.
...Misato is always so shapely?
Behind a closed door...
Misato: Oh, yeah baby!
Kaji: Yeah!
Misato: Almost...there...
Kaji: C'mon...
Misato: Oh, yesssss!
Misato jumps up and down on the dance pad, the score of 'AAA' flashing on the game screen.
Misato: I finally tripled A'd the song!
Kaji: Wow...
Misato steps down from her spot, wiping the sweat from her brow.
Misato: Your turn.
Kaji steps up to the pad and searches through the DDR song list.
...Eva's are kept in coolant?
The 7th cage...
Unit 01: dum dee dum dum...
Bubbles float around the Eva cage and the bio-mech hums a tune. The massive Eva picks up a giant sponge, soaks it in coolant, and starts to scrub its arms.
Unit 01: Nothing like a nice bath after battling an Angel.
...Unit 01 takes awhile before it goes berserk?
The battle with Sachiel...
Unit 01 lies against one of Tokyo 3's massive skyscrapers. Its broken left arm lies atop of another building next to it. Blood from the head wound covers the streets below.
Unit 01: 'Now how should I kill it? Should I just run up to it and punch a hole through its chest? Naw, no fun. Maybe I should break its arms and legs, tie it like a pretzel, and nibble on it for a bit. Actually, tearing off it arms and beating it with them while shouting 'Stop hitting yourself' is sounding pretty good right now. Or, rather...'
Author's rants: I suddenly got this idea at midnight and began writing. Don't ask me how I came up with these. I guess this is what happens when you're dead tired from lack of sleep and massive amounts of homework. I don't even know why I'm writing this right now. I should be unconscious on my bed. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this little bit I wrote. Till I write again.