Sophie the Wizarding Moron- The adventures
The Tale of the Witch and the Spoon
Now here's a little story,
And a story it shall be,
About a wizard wonder girl
Who we shall call Sophie.
Sophie had a talent,
A super Sophie thing
But Sophie's talent was not the kind
That praises wizards' sing
For Sophie was a moron
But a lovable one it's true
For everything that Sophie did
Trouble happened too
One incident that comes to mind
That explains this theory well
Was when Sophie thought it would be fun
To try a morphing spell
So in Sophie's great wisdom
(For that is indeed her name)
Instead of blurting out her plan
She turned it to a game
"Let's play a game!" Sophie cried
To her group of happy chums
"It's spin the bottle with a twist"
"And this one's without tongues!"
The gang agreed to play this game
'No Tongues' the reason why
So Sophie's empty vodka bottle
Appeared out of the sky
She made the gang sit in a ring
The bottle sat between them all
"But wait!" she cried, with a grin
"One's missing from the thrall"
So with a flick with her wand
Some smoke suddenly appeared
And a girl with a scowl and blackened face
Was seen when the smoke cleared
It took all that the small gang had
Not to run from the one ill-famed
"Tis the evil Olivia!" one cried out
"Tis she who can't be named!"
"Now that's not nice!" Sophie replied
"I see good in everythin'!
We're just going to have a little fun
And it's Olivia's turn to spin!"
So with a flick of sparkling wand
The bottle spun and raced
And slowed down, watched the weary gang
And stopped at Sarah's place
"It's Sarah!" Sophie cried with glee
"And now here comes the twist!
Instead of kissing others here
A surprise comes from the mist"
And Sarah watched with horror as,
A mist did indeed appear,
And crept out of the bottle
And swirled round the growing fear
And with a crackle and a bang
A spark struck from the gloom,
And bouncing off the bottle
Turned nasty 'livi to a spoon
And as it clattered to the ground
A cheer rang from the group
And Sophie gave a simple sigh
"I'm bored, lets have some soup!"
So here's a little story,
And a story it shall be
About our Wizarding moron
And more adventures soon there'll be.
*Author's Note* ok ok I know this isn't great! It's the start of a few adventures of my friend the great Sophia Beanetta Robertsonna (I think) for her birthday so I need all the advice I can get to make this as fantabulous as possible (she's very particular about these things..)
STAY TUNED FOR MORE ADVENTURES OF THE GREAT WIZARDING MORON…… SOPHIE!!!