The Tale of the Quest for the Golden Syrup.
Here's a little story
And a story it shall be
About our wizard wonder girl
Our fab moron Sophie!
Now after Sophie's conquest
Of the witch 'livi and spoon
She decided that it had been to long
Since she had had fondue
Now fondue crazy Sophie
Had been through all this before
Her super chocolate and cream surprise
A surprise it was no more
Her friends were extra weary
Of the thick chocolaty gloop
That they had made excuses
Instead risk the poison soup
So Sophie made a new surprise
A new Super Sophie thing
And this one it was guaranteed
For praises friends will sing!
Now what would there be in it?
In this star fondue delight
No cream and chocolate that's for sure
For this one would taste light!
But Sophie being Sophie
That moron we love of course
Decided to use Golden Syrup
To bond her fondue 'sauce'*
So she began her Fondue hunt
Finding things along the way
But still her precious Syrup
Did not rise from where it lay
Many searching spells were cast
All were cast in vain
And Sophie's fondue did seem doomed
To go hence from whence it came
But Sophie being Sophie
A stubborn moron too
Decided that she would venture on a quest
For that Golden Syrup goo
She forced her friends into the quest
All drawn in by her sweet charm
However there were grumbles
As the great Syrup quest begun
"Whatever is the point of this?"
"Don't worry it's just a fad"
"It will all be over by next week
Just like the last one had"
Now good old bubbly Sophie
Ignored the moaning bunch
They would enjoy this quest she knew
As she promised she'd cook them lunch
So wands in hand the gang began
The quest for the golden goo
Its sticky substance would be a plus
To a sticky but light fondue
After some time…"Whoopdidoo" Cried out Rae
"I've found your syrup of gold!"
"So does this end the quest?" she asked
"I wanna eat before I'm old!"
So Sophie did her victory dance
A tiny leap she added in
And lunch she cooked in just a flash
Fondue and drinks of gin!
The gin soon turned our gang quite merry
And Sophie just plain drunk
And the Fondue was met without protest
They dipped fruit in the gunk
The next dawn slowly turned around
The drunken few a' slumber
And Sophie staggered round the room
Her victory dance the rumba
So here's a little story,
And a story it shall be
About our Wizarding moron
And more adventures soon there'll be.
*Hey I know there's no sauce in fondue but can you describe the dipping stuff with a word that rhymes with 'course'
*AUTHOR'S NOTE* Adventure number 2!!! What do you think? Please review these because no one is reviewing any of my stories and it is really annoying me!
I am thinking of making it a trilogy and calling it "The Moronic Trilogy" what do you
Think?