Soul Exchange

Co-written with the green banana

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, nor, do I own the pencil that I used to brainstorm. That belongs to my cousin Katie. Actually, though, I do own my co-writer, the green banana. Never jump into debt. That pretty shirt at the mall can wait. Well, that pretty much sums it up.

Btw, the green banana and ultraviolet will post our conversations in a futile attempt to scare you even more. Enjoy!

Chapter 1

Green banana: hey violet, you're wearing my shirt….

Ultraviolet: we share clothes… dimrod

Green banana: does it fit you?

Ultraviolet: we're twins. We wear the same size. Sheesh

Yugi Muto was bored. Not just normal bored. Completely bored out of your mind type bored. Like seventh period math class type bored.

It was seventh period math class. And there was still 15 minutes left to go until the bell.

Joey Wheeler was bored. Not just normal bored. Completely bored out of your mind type bored. Like seventh period math class type bored.

It was seventh period math class. And there was still 15 minutes left to go until the bell.

Tristan Taylor was bored. Not just normal bored. Completely bored out of your mind type bored. Like seventh period math class type bored.

It was seventh period math class. And there was still 15 minutes left to go until the bell.

Ryou Bakura was bored. Not just normal bored. Completely bored out of your mind type bored. Like seventh period math class type bored.

It was seventh period math class. And there was still 15 minutes left to go until the bell.

Seto Kaiba was bored. Not just normal bored. Completely bored out of your mind type bored. Like seventh period math class type bored.

It was seventh period math class. And there was still 15 minutes left to go until the bell.

They were All bored out of their wits.

Probably kind of like you're feeling right now.

Well, anyway. Back to the story. Tea Gardner was bored…just kidding.

Six mental years later, math class ended. "Oh, no! Math was just getting interesting!" Tea exclaimed. I told you she wasn't bored.

Yugi, Joey and Tristan were shocked. How could anyone not be bored in math? How? HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?

On Yugi's way home, he noticed a cow on the roof of his Grandpa's Game Shop.

Green banana: a COW, violet? I knew I shouldn't have let you type

Ultraviolet: ok, you can type. Just no crazy guinea pigs or angry squirrels, ok?

He ran in the door and called his Grandpa, who was sound asleep, and even dynamite wouldn't wake him. Yugi was on his own.

Yugi puzzled over the cow problem, and decided to get a ladder and climb up on the roof. The cow, unfortunately, refused to get down. Not surprising, considering that it was physically impossible. How did it get up there in the first place?

While Yugi was on the roof, Seto Kaiba was at his huge mansion. He was laughing over a joke. A practical joke that he had played on Yugi Muto. A joke involving a Game shop, a helicopter, and a cow.

Joey was at home, oblivious to everything including Game shops, practical jokes, cows, and helicopters. He was alone in the kitchen with his one true love…. The chocolate chip cookies his sister, Serenity, had baked.

Let's leave these two alone together, shall we?

Yugi had a time getting the cow off the roof. He finally did it, pushing and shoving with a determination that only the king of games could muster. (He had to call out Yami a few times.) Teamwork never fails J

When Yugi got done, he noticed that some one had taken his ladder. Too bad Yami can't fly. For goodness sake, he can't even climb walls. Can someone PLEASE tell me how on earth THIS guy became pharaoh?

Yugi yelled for his Grandpa, who came out looking annoyed. "Yugi, my boy, what on earth are you doing on the roof?"

"Getting a cow off, of course," Yugi replied, unaware of how stupid that sounded.

Ryou Bakura walked along, whistling happily. A ladder dragged behind him. The ladder had been leaning on Yugi's Grandfather's game shop. Yugi was Bakura's friend, so it was a good thing he had taken it down. I mean, a robber could have gotten up there or something!

Yugi looked down off the roof in dismay, to see a growing crowd coming to point at him. He hoped that none of his friends would see.

Among the crowd, was Bakura. He had heard that there was someone on the roof of Yugi's Grandpa's game shop. How the heck did someone get up there when the ladder was gone? They must be really good at climbing walls.

Joey is still eating. Well, enough of that.

With much trouble, Yugi finally got down from the roof. Silly Yugi, roofs are only for trained professionals.

At KaibaCorp. Seto Kaiba was busy at work. He somehow managed to do his homework AND run a big fancy company. I can hardly handle homework alone, even when the green banana does half of it.

Kaiba was making a new contraption. It switched your hair with someone else's. He was going to test it on Mokuba and Yugi while they were asleep. He would switch it back after he made sure it had worked.

12:30 that night:

Yugi had been dragged into KaibaCorp. by Kaiba. He and Mokuba were hooked up to the hair-switcher devise. "Ok," said Kaiba. "On three."

His co-workers nodded. "Alright," he said. "3…2…1…"

Sam, his head assistant pulled the lever on three. Bob, however, pulled the other lever on one. There was a flash of light at two.

Kaiba looked at the two sleeping people. Nothing had happened. He cursed under his breath.

7:00 AM the next day

Yugi woke with a start. He wasn't in his room! He didn't recognize

where he was. It was a strange place. But he was sure it was a bedroom, because there was a huge king-sized bed.

Yugi looked around. The room was full of little kid's toys, and was decorated all in blue. And there were a ton of posters of Kaiba and his company on the wall.

Yugi stood up and walked to a mirror hanging on the wall. He looked into it. And staring back at him was an image of Mokuba, Kaiba's little brother!

Yugi screamed. The voice was not his own, for that also belonged to Mokuba. Twelve security guards burst into the room. "What's wrong?" demanded the biggest one. "If you're hurt, Mr. Kaiba will-"

"I'm sorry," stammered Yugi. "I had a scary dream." He decided that if he somehow had switched bodies with Mokuba, no one should know about it. It was just a feeling he got.

Then Kaiba ran in. "What's wrong, Mokuba?" he said. "I heard you scream!"

"I'm fine, big brother." Yugi claimed, though he was far from it.

"Good," said Kaiba. "Let's get you to school."

Though the high school was off that day for parent-teacher conferences, the elementary school was still in session.

Joey ran into Domino High School at 9:15. He was so late! His alarm hadn't gone off.

Joey slunk past the principal's office and walked over to his science class. He opened the door quietly. Inside, however, were not his classmates, but his Mom!

Yugi nervously walked through the big, airy halls of the elementary school. He tried not to remember any of the accidents he had somehow managed to get himself into there, but could not shut out the image of an angry squirrel twice his height.

Green Banana: Don't mess with class pets, kids.

He then realized he didn't know which class to go to. "Hey, you!" he said to a little girl with pigtails. "What class is next?" she looked at him strangely. "Homeroom, of course."

"Thanks" Yugi said, feeling reassured. He then realized that he still didn't know which classroom to go to. He looked at all the doors. Choosing one randomly, he went inside.

"Hi Mokuba." A little boy said. Yugi sighed with relief. What luck! A little over-excited, he flopped down on a desk, nearly flattening a loose guinea pig.

Here's a little something you should probably all know about Yugi. Besides being claustrophobic and other minor issues, he got over-excited in crowded areas. The sound of the millennium puzzle clanking against the desk when he sat down somehow always calmed him down.

Not feeling the comforting thud of the puzzle, he began to panic. Jumping up, wild eyed, he crammed the poor defenseless guinea pig up his nose.

Ultraviolet: DID YOU JUST SAY HE CRAMMED THE GUINEA PIG UP HIS NOSE?!?!?!

Green banana: no… that was a spelling error. Besides, I thought you could understand me. We have the same accent. (Although I admit it is crazy and messed up…we're twins; we can just communicate telepathically, right? Darn.)

Let's just go over that for grammar check shall we?

Not feeling the comforting thud of the puzzle, he began to panic. Jumping up, wild eyed, he GRABBED THE GUINEA PIG AND THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM

Green banana: THAT GOOD, VIOLET?!?!

Ultraviolet: it'll do

Green Banana: but I want to keep the guinea pig!

Ultraviolet: ok, but no more angry squirrels

By now, the kids were staring at Yugi, whom they thought was Mokuba. Just then, Seto Kaiba walked into the room holding a brown paper lunch bag, which had been forgotten, on the table that morning. He stopped and stared to see 'Mokuba' with a guinea pig sticking out of his nose.

Ultraviolet: I thought we weren't going to do that

Green banana: we aren't. All these typos…

By now, the kids were staring at Yugi, whom they thought was Mokuba. Just then, Seto Kaiba walked into the room holding a brown paper lunch bag, which had been forgotten, on the table that morning. He stopped and stared to see 'Mokuba' tearing paper and throwing chairs.

Ultraviolet: Yugi sure knows how to throw a temper tantrum. Like that guy in fifth grade. What was his name again?

Green banana: you mean tom? I can't believe some people are actually that crazy.

Kaiba grabbed Yugi/Mokuba around the waist and pulled him away from the fish tank. Kaiba scooped him up like a baby and carried him out of the room. Yugi had always dreaded this moment, which he had known would someday come.

Even before he switched with Mokuba, he had been about half Kaiba's size, just right for throwing across the playground. *smile*

Yugi wished he was in his own body. Then he could teach Kaiba a lesson!

Ultraviolet: umm… but… what could he do? He still has absolutely no height or strength advantages

Green banana: well, he could gore people with the spiky haircut

Ultraviolet: Next time, I won't ask.

Yugi Muto, or, should we say, Mokuba in his body, woke up. It was at least 12 in noon. Mokuba stretched, and went to look in the mirror. Still sleepy, he looked around Yugi's room. Much like his own, it had blue walls and lots of little kid toys. Mokuba didn't notice that he wasn't in his own room. He glanced in the mirror, and screamed.

"OH MY GOD MY HAIR!!!" Mokuba shrieked. "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!" He realized that he looked exactly like Yugi. Still puzzled, he squinted. Feeling a heavy chain around his neck, he looked with shock at the one and only Millennium lump.

Ultraviolet: where would Yugi find the millennium lump?

Green banana: the same place as Katie… oh! Oops, another typo. The millennium lump belongs to my cousin.

Mokuba grinned mischeviously. Yugi carried this puzzle around with him, maybe he could get good ransom… wait, he realized. If he was in yugi's body, then yugi must be in his!

Kaiba threw a screaming Yugi/Mokuba into the backseat of a looooooooooooooooo-

Ultraviolet: no demonstrations neccesary.

Kaiba threw a screaming Yugi/Mokuba into the backseat of a long limousine. Yugi sat up. Before he could say anything, Kaiba had strapped him into a booster seat. Yugi almost protested, but then he realized with pleasant surprise that he could finally see out of the window. His grandpa ought to get him one of these!

"are you ok?" Kaiba asked, concerned. "is this about that bed-wetting issue?"

Yugi smiled. This could be good! Now he had blackmail material.

Mokuba-the real one in Yugi's body- sat up the next morning. He had gone through the day uneventfully, and apparently Yugi's grandpa was in on the little practical joke as well. He wondered how they could have screwed up the mirror, but maybe it was drawn on.

He caught the school bus to Domino High School, and no one said anything. This was good! He sat down in the back, only to be thrown of the bus by some bullies about two stops later. Maybe high school didn't actually make you less bullied. Darn.

He got off the bus and walked into the school. He saw Kaiba! "big brother," he said quietly. He snuck up behind Kaiba and.. he leaped! He grabbed Kaiba around his shoulders and hugged his older brother.

"Hi Seto!" he said. For some odd reason, Seto was not so thrilled to be hugged by his rival, Yugi. He ripped the offending midget off his back and threw Yugi into a locker. Mokuba heard a slam and everything went dark.

"uh-oh…" he muttered. Kaiba had locked him in a random locker, and he had no clue who it belonged to and when it would be opened. On the outside of the locker, although Mokuba hadn't noticed, was a sticker with two words: Joey Wheeler

Ultraviolet: probably so he didn't forget which was his. What a loser

Green Banana: hey! I do that! :P

Joey ran into school three hours late. He had forgotten to re set his alarm after the parent conference day. Not having time to stop at his locker, he ran into his class with his backpack. Everyone stared. The teacher however, was asleep at her desk. Joey quietly unpacked his backpack. Maybe he would stop at his locker during lunch.

The next class, he saved a seat for Yugi. Surprisingly, Yugi was absent.

During lunch, he went to his locker. After about 10 tries he opened it to see….

Mokuba stayed in the locker for a long time. He heard the sound of many kids rushing to lunch. Then he heard an unfamiliar voice saying "ahh, my locker" and he saw the lock turn.

"what was the combination again?" the person asked. "oh yeah…" he lock turned. "darn! I messed up!" the voice said. This happened nine more times before the locker finally opened. Mokuba, or Yugi, tumbled out.

Joey stared in surprise. "hey, Yuge! What are you doing in my locker? Hiding in a closet works just as well."

Green Banana: lets stop there. I want to go watch Charmed *not so subtle hint*

Ultraviolet: ok, people! PLEASE review. Do you want us to post the next chapter? If you read it, review it. We need feedback! Well, thanx for reading!