Soul Exchange

Chapter 2

Co-written with the Green Banana

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh! In fact, I don't own anything anymore. I don't even own my co-writer! She just won herself back in a duel…

Joey Wheeler looked at his locker. Inside was his friend Yugi. "I must be dreaming," he said aloud, promptly slamming the locker shut.

Green Banana: Violet, do they have an auto?

Ultraviolet: huh??

Green Banana: An automatic lock, like our gym lockers. Have you noticed that they lock whenever you shut them before you even twist the dial?

Ultraviolet: Oh…….

The locker automatically locked in front of poor Mokuba's eyes. "No!!!! Lemme out!" he screamed. Joey looked back and everyone was staring at the seemingly talking locker.

Joey giggled nervously and tried to open the locker. Unfortunately, the locker had jammed. He trekked across the mile-long school to find the janitor (who happened to be on lunch break).

The principal of Domino high smiled to himself. What a perfect plan! Those pests from the school board would never realize that there was no janitor.

Ultraviolet: It's all a hoax…there's no such thing as a janitor!

Green Banana: What? Are you ok, Violet?

Ultraviolet: I am. But I doubt you are. You look awfully…green! And really, really-

Green Banana: Could the word you're looking for be…BANANA?

After a few trips to random classrooms, Joey finally found someone to help him open his locker. Truthfully, it hadn't been jammed. He had been using last year's combination.

"Yugi" stepped out thankfully and walked to study hall with Joey. On the way, Yugi/Mokuba said to Joey: "I can't believe my big brother would stuff me in a locker. He might have thought I was someone else."

Just then, the two friends saw Kaiba walk past. He didn't have study hall. He was going home early for a big business meeting. He heard a squeak coming back pocket. He looked. A guinea pig. It's sometimes best not to ask.

Yugi (or Mokuba in his body) ran up to Kaiba. "Big Brother!" He yelled, throwing his arms around Kaiba's waist. "I love you! I miss you!"

Shocked, embarrassed, and completely disgusted at what appeared to be Yugi's form of affection, Kaiba ran through the nearest door, the girls' lav.

Green Banana: A what?

Ultraviolet: A lavatory…

Green Banana: A what?

Ultraviolet: A lou…

Green Banana: A what?

Ultraviolet: a bathroom…

Green Banana: A what?

Ultraviolet: Oh, no… it has to come to this…

Green Banana: A what?

Ultraviolet: A potty

Green Banana: oh….

Kaiba crashed directly into Tea, who had a long train of toilet paper hanging from her pants. He stepped on the end and it got stuck to his shoe. He realized just where he was and ran out the back door.

When Kaiba reached the KaibaCorp. building, he still had the toilet paper on his shoe. All of his co-workers, employees, and CEO's from other companies stared.

"Uh…. Hi," said Kaiba, unaware of the toilet paper. "What did I miss?" He sat down and there were a few snickers from the others at the table.

Then there was a loud bang from a few floors above. Kaiba thought it was probably best to ignore it.

Yugi, in Mokuba's pathetic eight-year-old body, felt trapped. There was no way he could get out of the KaibaCorp. building to get his own body back. And even if he did, how could he switch back? It seemed impossible.

Joey turned to Yugi. "So, are you ready for the tournament?" he asked. "What tournament?" asked Yugi/Mokuba. "Ooh!" Joey slapped himself in the forehead. "I wasn't supposed to tell you! Oh, well, what's done is done. Your Grandpa entered you in a Duel Monsters tournament for high schoolers only. This could be an easy win for you. I'm entered too! Isn't it going to be fun?"

Mokuba didn't know what to say. He couldn't duel very well, and he felt weird. Everyone seemed to think he was Yugi, even Seto! Was the whole world playing a trick on him?

Green Banana: Do ya love it?

Ultraviolet: I think they like the other one better. It was longer

Green Banana: You're just mad because I had all the ideas!

Ultraviolet: You did not! I did! Well, anyway, everyone eavesdropping on our conversation please review our story!

Green Banana: Do ya love it?