Soul Exchange

Chapter 3

Co-written with the Green Banana

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, but once again I own the Green Banana. Those pictures of her crush dancing in the school play sure come in handy. I love the dress! It really brings out his eyes…

The silver wolf looked up into the swirling void of blacks and dark blues that was the night sky. Her four pups played at her feet. Dark Dream, one of the oldest ones, bit Lightning, the youngest one. Light responded with a yelp.

The mother smiled. With her naturally strong character, Darkie was sure to be and alpha someday. Light yipped loudly again.

"Darkie, stop it!" She called harshly.

"OK mother, I'll stop biting Light." Darkie said resignedly. She smiled naughtily and kicked her brother with a small fore-

Ultraviolet: STOP!!!!!!!!! WRONG STORY!!!!!! GREEN BANANA!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!

Green Banana: Huh? Oh right, this is our Yu-gi-oh story. We'll work on that one later.

Ultraviolet: Thank you.

Yugi Muto looked down at himself. He was wearing a

Green Banana: What DOES Mokuba wear?

Ultraviolet: Those weird stripy things.

Yugi Muto looked down at himself. He was wearing one of those weird stripy things.

And he was in the body of Kaiba's little brother, Mokuba.

He picked up a stuffed animal. He looked at it. It was a purple Hippo. It was wearing a little sweater with a smiley face on it. Then, suddenly, Yugi ripped it's purple head off.

Ultraviolet: why did he do that? *Sarcastic* I can't wait to hear your answer.

Green Banana: 'cause I need revenge.

Ultraviolet: On…hippos?

Green Banana: no. on those stupid boys who ripped the head off the stuffed turkey we needed for the school play

Ultraviolet: oh.

Yugi-or should I say Mokuba-or should I say Yugi/Mokuba-or should I say Mokuba/Yugi

Ultraviolet: * returns from bathroom and snatches mouse *

Green Banana: oh… you are potty trained… (See end of chapter.)

Yugi, in Mokuba's body opened a huge pearl door. He thought it must be the way out of his room. It led to a closet. Next door. Same. Next. A bathroom. Hey! A window! Looked out the window. A hindred foot drop.

Green Banana: What's a hindred?

Ultraviolet: Don't you know anything? Oh, wait, don't answer that. It's 1 followed by a hundred zeros.

Green Banana: Isn't that a tad large?

LIKE I WAS SAYING a hindred feet between Yugi's mind, Mokuba's body, and that ground.

Mokuba was wondering around the streets of Domino City. Down Domino Street, in fact. Domino Street ended with Domino Street Sign.

Ultraviolet: let's recap… we have a domino high school, a domino city, a domino town, a domino street, and… a domino street sign?

Green Banana: yes, like the sign for domino street

Ultraviolet: wouldn't that be…uh… domino street…street sign? Oh. Never mind

Mokuba heard a voice in his head. "Yugi? Are you out of school?"

Oh, my GOSH!!!!!!! Not only had they gotten Seto to play a long, but the had also gotten

Overture: Through research, Ultraviolet and the Green Banana have found out something. Just so that you can enjoy this story, they've been doing a lot of spying, blackmailing, stealing, sneaking, and even some murd-

Ultraviolet: STOP!!!!! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE DO!!!!!

Green Banana: That's enough overture, sir.

Overture: Well, before I was, erm, INTERRUPTED, I was beginning to tell you what these two young writers have discovered. The fact that you should all know is this: Mokuba has an invisible friend. He also has an invisible uncle, Lenny, but that's not important right now. Jack is Mokuba's best friend (after "Big brother", of course). Jack sometimes talks to Mokuba in his mind, because they're such good friends that they can talk telepathically.

Ultraviolet" Hey!!!!! None of my friends are that good!

By now, you've probably forgotten the last paragraph. So here it is again.

Mokuba heard a voice in his head. "Yugi? Are you out of school?"

Oh, my GOSH!!!!!!! Not only had they gotten Seto to play a long, but the had also gotten Jack!!! How could Jack do this to him?!?!?!?!

"Yugi! I said are you out of school?" Mokuba heard the voice again. It was deeper than Jack's was. He probably disguised his voice to scare me, Mokuba thought.

"Hello? EARTH TO YUGI!!! THIS IS THE SPIRIT OF THE MILLENIUM PUZZLE SPEAKING!!!!!ARE YOU THERE?"

"Um….I'm not Yugi!" stuttered Mokuba. "At least I don't think so…"

By now he had wandered into an empty side street so no one would see him. He wanted to cry. Then, he decided, It doesn't matter! It wasn't his fault that he was in Yugi's body! He should shout it out to the world!

Before he hardly knew what he was doing, he told Yami the whole thing.

Yami (AKA the spirit of the millennium puzzle) was bored. Not just normal bored. Stuck in a puzzle for, like a gazillion years type bored. Finally something interesting was happening. He had wanted to see if Yugi was out of school so he could duel someone online. He was good friends with another duelist whom he had met on the internet. (He currently didn't know that it was Kaiba. Kaiba thought Yami was a girl, and Yami thought Kaiba was a girl. (Online, not in real life.)Both their screen names were girly.)

Even if Yami was only looking for some fun dueling, it was a lot more fun to hear a crazy Yugi who was so nuts he thought he was Mokuba Kaiba. Yami decided it was so funny that he wanted to

Ultraviolet: Let's go get a snack.

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Ultraviolet: Ahh!!!!! Stevie!!!!! What are you doing???? * shoves annoying little brother away from keyboard *

Sorry, Stevie has…umm….issues.

Well, as I was saying:

Yami decided it was so funny that he wanted to become a psychiatrist.

Green Banana: A puh-sykiatrist? What?

Ultraviolet: A psychiatrist.

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n.

A physician who specializes in psychiatry.

Ultraviolet: Um….. decode? Whatever

Once Yami stopped laughing and rolling hysterically on the ground of his soul-room (AKA about three days…) he decided that Yugi needed help. After all, it was his duty as a Yami to help his hikari (host person) to help Yugi in any way possible. They had been through so much together.

The Duel with Pegasus All of Duelist Kingdom Grandpa's soul being taken The Shadow Duel with Bakura's Yami (season 2) Getting a cow off the roof (chapter 1) A bully (Season 1) A virtual world created by Kaiba (season 2) Potty training

Green Banana: WHAT?!?!?!

Ultraviolet: Sorry, I was thinking about us. Sometimes I get our lives confused with that of the Yu-gi-oh characters.

Green Banana: I don't recall being potty trained.

Ultraviolet: Well, we definitely were. I remember like it was just yesterday…

Green Banana: Let me type…*sits down* Hey… why is the chair wet?

Green Banana: okay, we were GOING to make this good, but then we forgot our idea. It should come back by May.

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