Soul Exchange

Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh! And I don't own Elijah Wood either, though I wish I did J

Recap (in case y'all forgot what was going on since chapter 3 was so useless.): Yugi Muto and Mokuba Kaiba accidentally switched lives, and Mokuba just told Yami what was going on. Yugi was locked in Mokuba's bedroom, and couldn't get out.

Ryou Bakura looked out the window of his high-school classroom. He was incredibly bored stuck in a class (algebra, of all things!) when he could be outside. He was in advanced math (It must be an admissions error) and he was failing. Well, he had a B+ and

Ultraviolet: Help!!!! Help!!!

Green Banana: What?

Ultraviolet: TURN IT OFF!!!!!

Green Banana: What?

Ultraviolet: That disgusting music!!!!

Green Banana: What?

Ultraviolet: The AOL kids only JR radio!

Green Banana: oh.

Well, as was previously stated, Bakura had a B+ and a test next Friday was his only chance to pull his grade up to an A. He was one of those people with a perfect record and only got A's. He turned his attention back to his teacher. He better pay attention if he wanted to get an A for the term.

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Seto Kaiba heard a crash from his brother's room. He decided to ignore it. Mokuba had been acting weird lately. But then, aren't all little brothers weird sometimes? He kept talking like nothing had happened. The other CEO's at the meeting looked at him funny, but what did Seto care what they thought? They were like a hindred years old.

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Yugi Muto felt helpless in a pathetic 8-year-old's body. And Mokuba's hair was itchy. Yugi wished he could just hack it all off. But that would be mean. If Mokuba hacked off Yugi's own hair, Yugi didn't know what he would do. His beautiful hair!

Yugi looked out the window. He had to escape! He tried to tie all of Mokuba's shirts together to make a long rope to climb down. Not long enough. Yugi looked around for more materials…

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Mokuba Kaiba tried to scratch an itch on top of his head. His hand hit something sharp. He pulled his hand back to look at. It was dripping with red blood. If only Yugi didn't have such sharp hair! Mokuba wanted to shave it off, but that would be mean. Yugi would never cut Mokuba's hair, so Mokuba wouldn't cut Yugi's. It was that simple.

On a harsher note, Mokuba had been entered in a dueling tournament, and he couldn't duel for beans.

Green Banana: Why would they duel for beans?

Ultraviolet: They didn't.

Green Banana: But...but…but you said…

Ultraviolet: Never mind.

Mokuba couldn't duel for star-chips, either. He didn't know what to do. He had told Yami, but Yami had advised him to keep it quiet. (Yami didn't want to be stuck in a puzzle in a mental home). Mokuba decided to just play along. If he could just become Yugi overnight, maybe he would change back to himself the same way.

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Yugi was tired of trying and failing to escape. He sighed. He walked to the door and opened it. So much for a glamorous escape. He'd have to just do it the old fashioned way.

Yugi found a bathroom, and pulled out Seto's razor. He couldn't stand that bushy black mess for a second longer! He started shaving off Mokuba's hair.

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A few days later

"And our next match: Yugi Muto versus Weevil Underwood!"

The announcer's voice blared over a loudspeaker, awakening Mokuba from his nap.

A blue-haired dude walked to the other side of the dueling arena.

"So that's Weevil!" Mokuba said to himself.

"Um...yeah." Tristan Taylor answered. "You beat him at Duelist Kingdom, remember?"

Of course Mokuba didn't, but he nodded anyway. He missed his old life, his old classroom, his class pet guinea pig, and his hair. He stood up to go to his side of the arena. His hair hit a tree branch and a bunch of leave came showering down on him. He sighed. He had almost shaved Yugi's head, but thought better of it. It would be too mean. Yugi would NEVER do anything like that to him.

Mokuba reached the stadium and climbed onto the blue side. He put his deck in the little slot thing and drew his first five cards. Then, all of a sudden, he heard Egyptian-type music, was bathed in golden light, and felt Yugi's millennium puzzle start to shake. Then, he saw Yami Yugi and he felt himself be pushed.

Mokuba sat up. He was in a little hallway. There were only 2 doors. He went to the one on the right, wondering where he was. Inside the door was a room with twists and turns, a labyrinth of stone. It looked like a haunted house. He shut the door quickly and

Green Banana: did he lean against the wall?

Ultraviolet: No, why would he?

Green Banana: Because then the ghosts can't get you. You know how if you're scared it's a reflex to press your back into something so that nothing can get you from behind.

Ultraviolet: Good thinking.

He shut the door quickly and leaned against the wall so nothing could get him from behind. After a few minutes, he tried the other door. It was a room full of toys. "Now, this is my kind of place!" Mokuba said, before settling down with a toy train.

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