Ieyre: Here we go! Chapter 4!!!!!!!!
Yami Ieyre: *grins* So, aibou...HOW many Valentines did you get?
Ieyre: *blushes* None of your business.
Yami Ieyre: *coughzerocough*
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Period.
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"This is the stupidest-"
"Shut UP, Kaiba! Now, which room is Mokuba's?"
"Gee, maybe that one that says, 'Mokuba' on the door."
"Must you be so insufferable?"
"Yes, Anzu. I must."
"Fine. Whatever. Is this door unlocked? Or is Mokuba as paranoid as his older brother?"
"Funny...yes, it's unlocked."
"Good...Stage one is underway..."
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Mokuba ran into his room and slammed the door, angrily.
//I can't believe her! That girl...! She's so...all she ever does is try and make my life miserable! She is...she is kinda cute, though...wait, what am I thinking? It's Lisa-chan...I mean, Lisa! All she ever does is flirt with Seto and-wait, what's that?//
On Mokuba's desk next to a stack of papers was a small, pink note. Uneasily, he walked over to it and read aloud:
"Dear Mokuba,
I've admired you from afar for such a long time but I don't know how to tell you how I feel. You are really sweet, smart, and cute, but the way you always treat me, I think you hate me-"
//Could it be...who I think it is?? //
"-I've finally worked up the courage to tell you just how I feel, so please meet me at the south lawn next to the angel statue in the garden at exactly 7 P.M. Love, Your Secret Admirer."
//My...my secret admirer? It couldn't be...could it?//
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Lisa strode coyly into her room, smiling to herself.
//That'll teach Moky-chan to mess with me...hey, what's this?//
Quickly she snatched up the light blue letter and examined it carefully before reading aloud to herself slowly.
"Dear Lisa-chan,
You are really sweet and a great duelist, but it's so hard for me to tell you how I feel. I've never seen such a pretty girl, with such charming gray eyes. Please meet me at the south lawn next to the angel statue in the garden at exactly 7 P.M. Love, Your Secret Admirer."
//Kebby-kun! Could it be him...or is it someone else...?//
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Anzu closed the door behind her and faced Seto, who was sitting stiffly on a chair, arms crossed.
"Well?" He asked crossly.
"Done. They both got the letters." Anzu smiled. "They were received well, as a matter of fact."
Seto raised an eyebrow.
"What, you spied on them? I never expected Anzu Mazaki could be so devious...I suppose appearances CAN be deceiving." He grimaced ruefully.
"I thought YOU of all people would be proud." She shot back. "Anyway, they're going to meet at 7 at that angel statue on your south lawn."
"Psh. I still say this won't work."
"You really think it won't work, eh?" A little light bulb seemed to appear over Anzu's head and she grinned devilishly.
"What are you smiling about, now?" Seto demanded.
"What say you to a little wager...a bet, per say?" She asked, offhandedly.
"...What kind of bet?" He asked, slowly.
"Simple. If this doesn't work, I'll do whatever you say for a week..."
"And?" Seto's eyes narrowed.
"If it DOES work, you have to do everything *I* say for a week."
"..."
"What, scared?" She asked, smugly. "I knew it..."
"Fine." Seto responded quickly. "If I win, you'll do whatever I say, and if you win I'll do what you say." He pointed a finger at her. "Now, we shake on it to close the deal."
Determinedly, both shook hands, gripping perhaps a bit too hard.
"You're on!"
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Mokuba adjusted his coat nervously, standing in front of the mirror, observing himself.
//That looks pretty good...I wish I could've asked Seto for help, but what would he say? Besides, what does he know about anonymous love letters, anyway? It's not like he's ever liked a girl...//
He glanced at his watch, worriedly.
//Ten to...I'd better go...the south lawn's pretty far away...//
With that he walked out the bedroom door.
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Lisa glanced over the blue letter for the ten-millionth time.
//7 o'clock...south lawn...angel statue.//
Carefully she smoothed the folds of her blue skirt and twirled her hair, which she had let down.
//Ten to 7...I'd better go...//
Gleefully she skipped out the door, small purse in tow.
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Unbeknownst to them, Lisa and Mokuba both entered the garden from opposite directions, and were slowly encroaching upon each other as they made their way across the dark grounds. Slowly approaching the angel statue...slowly but surely, until both were on opposite sides of it...both moving their heads around the bend until...
"AHH!"
Both shocked at seeing the other, the two jumped back in shock, Lisa falling over. Mokuba was nearly speechless, agape at Lisa's appearance.
//It IS her...I can't believe it...//
"Lisa...it was you that wrote the note?" Mokuba's asked unsurly.
"The note? What do you mean-?"
He pulled the note out of his pocket and pushed it into her hand. Her gray eyes flitted across the page.
"Because...Lisa, I want you to know that...that I feel the same way. I've liked you...I've liked you a lot since I met you but I...well, I know you like Seto so much..." He blushed scarlet. "I was...a little jealous of him...so I played all those nasty tricks on you to get your attention, and...Lisa, does this mean you...you like me too?"
Wordlessly she handed her own note to him, eyes lowered.
"What...what is this?"
"I found it in my room, Moky-chan. Someone put notes in both our rooms..."
"You mean you...you didn't write the note, Lisa?"
"...No..."
Mokuba dropped both the notes, mouth hanging open. Large tears formed in his round and innocent eyes.
"You...you only came cause' you thought my brother wrote this, didn't you? You don't...you don't really like me at ALL!" Mokuba turned away, tears running freely down his cheeks. "You HATE ME!" He sat down on the ground, dejectedly.
Lisa kneeled down behind him, touching his shoulder gently.
"I've told you how I feel and you...you don't even care! I've...I've totally made a fool of myself!" He cried into his knees. "You probably think I'm such a jerk for all the mean pranks I pulled on you and now I'm an idiot as well!"
Gently she pulled him around and brought her face right up to his.
"Moky-chan, don't say such things about yourself! You're not stupid or mean or a jerk at all!"
He sniffled.
"Really? I'm not?" Mokuba wiped his nose with his sleeve.
"Of course not! You're sweet, and nice and really smart as well! I could've NEVER rigged up that bucket of water balloons like you did!"
"You think I'm...sweet?" He asked with surprise.
"Yeah, I really do. And you know what else..."
//He's not Kebby-kun, but...what the heck!//
She kissed him lightly on the lips for several seconds before pulling apart and giving him a soft hug.
"You're really cute, too."
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"So, what, you can eavesdrop on them when they get the notes but not when they actually meet each other? What's the point?" Seto asked, bored.
"Kaiba, you know how wrong it would be to watch them meet? It's like...like reality television, that's what!" Anzu scoffed. "It's just not RIGHT to watch other people's business!"
Seto rolled his eyes.
"Please...people watch me all the time...damned paparazzi." He swore under his breath.
"Honestly...I'm gonna call Yugi, Joey, Honda and Ryou, okay? They wanted to see how things turned out, and besides, you'll have to do everything I say soon anyway."
"Ha, dream on. Call your stupid friends already."
With great superiority, she began to dial Yugi's phone number.
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"Lisa-chan?" Mokuba asked the Lisa in his arms [Ieyre: They're doing NOTHING DIRTY you hentais!]
"Yes, Moky-chan?" Lisa asked sleepily.
"Who was it that set us up?"
"Well, I have a theory...I think it was Kebby-kun."
"SETO?? He would NEVER think up an idea like this!"
"I think he did it with someone else, actually. Can you think of anyone...?"
Mokuba thought for a moment.
"Sounds like something Anzu would think of. Yup, definitely her and the rest of Yugi-tachi."
"Good. You see, I was thinking...why don't we mess with them a bit for revenge on trying to set us up? They did it totally behind our backs and all...shouldn't they get a taste of our...pranking prowess?" She giggled, pleased with herself.
Mokuba grinned mischievously at her.
"What did you have in mind?"
"You'll see..."
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Ieyre: Awwww...so cute!
Yami Ieyre: Sickening and farfetched, if you ask me. The only thing that makes me happy is the thought of Kaiba having to do everything Anzu says for a week...*grins evilly*
Ieyre: *sweatdrop* Um, right...well, stay tuned for the conclusion to "The Kawaii Clash"! Bye guys!
Yami Ieyre: Whatever...
Yami Ieyre: *grins* So, aibou...HOW many Valentines did you get?
Ieyre: *blushes* None of your business.
Yami Ieyre: *coughzerocough*
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Period.
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"This is the stupidest-"
"Shut UP, Kaiba! Now, which room is Mokuba's?"
"Gee, maybe that one that says, 'Mokuba' on the door."
"Must you be so insufferable?"
"Yes, Anzu. I must."
"Fine. Whatever. Is this door unlocked? Or is Mokuba as paranoid as his older brother?"
"Funny...yes, it's unlocked."
"Good...Stage one is underway..."
**********************
Mokuba ran into his room and slammed the door, angrily.
//I can't believe her! That girl...! She's so...all she ever does is try and make my life miserable! She is...she is kinda cute, though...wait, what am I thinking? It's Lisa-chan...I mean, Lisa! All she ever does is flirt with Seto and-wait, what's that?//
On Mokuba's desk next to a stack of papers was a small, pink note. Uneasily, he walked over to it and read aloud:
"Dear Mokuba,
I've admired you from afar for such a long time but I don't know how to tell you how I feel. You are really sweet, smart, and cute, but the way you always treat me, I think you hate me-"
//Could it be...who I think it is?? //
"-I've finally worked up the courage to tell you just how I feel, so please meet me at the south lawn next to the angel statue in the garden at exactly 7 P.M. Love, Your Secret Admirer."
//My...my secret admirer? It couldn't be...could it?//
*********************
Lisa strode coyly into her room, smiling to herself.
//That'll teach Moky-chan to mess with me...hey, what's this?//
Quickly she snatched up the light blue letter and examined it carefully before reading aloud to herself slowly.
"Dear Lisa-chan,
You are really sweet and a great duelist, but it's so hard for me to tell you how I feel. I've never seen such a pretty girl, with such charming gray eyes. Please meet me at the south lawn next to the angel statue in the garden at exactly 7 P.M. Love, Your Secret Admirer."
//Kebby-kun! Could it be him...or is it someone else...?//
*********************
Anzu closed the door behind her and faced Seto, who was sitting stiffly on a chair, arms crossed.
"Well?" He asked crossly.
"Done. They both got the letters." Anzu smiled. "They were received well, as a matter of fact."
Seto raised an eyebrow.
"What, you spied on them? I never expected Anzu Mazaki could be so devious...I suppose appearances CAN be deceiving." He grimaced ruefully.
"I thought YOU of all people would be proud." She shot back. "Anyway, they're going to meet at 7 at that angel statue on your south lawn."
"Psh. I still say this won't work."
"You really think it won't work, eh?" A little light bulb seemed to appear over Anzu's head and she grinned devilishly.
"What are you smiling about, now?" Seto demanded.
"What say you to a little wager...a bet, per say?" She asked, offhandedly.
"...What kind of bet?" He asked, slowly.
"Simple. If this doesn't work, I'll do whatever you say for a week..."
"And?" Seto's eyes narrowed.
"If it DOES work, you have to do everything *I* say for a week."
"..."
"What, scared?" She asked, smugly. "I knew it..."
"Fine." Seto responded quickly. "If I win, you'll do whatever I say, and if you win I'll do what you say." He pointed a finger at her. "Now, we shake on it to close the deal."
Determinedly, both shook hands, gripping perhaps a bit too hard.
"You're on!"
********************
Mokuba adjusted his coat nervously, standing in front of the mirror, observing himself.
//That looks pretty good...I wish I could've asked Seto for help, but what would he say? Besides, what does he know about anonymous love letters, anyway? It's not like he's ever liked a girl...//
He glanced at his watch, worriedly.
//Ten to...I'd better go...the south lawn's pretty far away...//
With that he walked out the bedroom door.
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Lisa glanced over the blue letter for the ten-millionth time.
//7 o'clock...south lawn...angel statue.//
Carefully she smoothed the folds of her blue skirt and twirled her hair, which she had let down.
//Ten to 7...I'd better go...//
Gleefully she skipped out the door, small purse in tow.
*******************
Unbeknownst to them, Lisa and Mokuba both entered the garden from opposite directions, and were slowly encroaching upon each other as they made their way across the dark grounds. Slowly approaching the angel statue...slowly but surely, until both were on opposite sides of it...both moving their heads around the bend until...
"AHH!"
Both shocked at seeing the other, the two jumped back in shock, Lisa falling over. Mokuba was nearly speechless, agape at Lisa's appearance.
//It IS her...I can't believe it...//
"Lisa...it was you that wrote the note?" Mokuba's asked unsurly.
"The note? What do you mean-?"
He pulled the note out of his pocket and pushed it into her hand. Her gray eyes flitted across the page.
"Because...Lisa, I want you to know that...that I feel the same way. I've liked you...I've liked you a lot since I met you but I...well, I know you like Seto so much..." He blushed scarlet. "I was...a little jealous of him...so I played all those nasty tricks on you to get your attention, and...Lisa, does this mean you...you like me too?"
Wordlessly she handed her own note to him, eyes lowered.
"What...what is this?"
"I found it in my room, Moky-chan. Someone put notes in both our rooms..."
"You mean you...you didn't write the note, Lisa?"
"...No..."
Mokuba dropped both the notes, mouth hanging open. Large tears formed in his round and innocent eyes.
"You...you only came cause' you thought my brother wrote this, didn't you? You don't...you don't really like me at ALL!" Mokuba turned away, tears running freely down his cheeks. "You HATE ME!" He sat down on the ground, dejectedly.
Lisa kneeled down behind him, touching his shoulder gently.
"I've told you how I feel and you...you don't even care! I've...I've totally made a fool of myself!" He cried into his knees. "You probably think I'm such a jerk for all the mean pranks I pulled on you and now I'm an idiot as well!"
Gently she pulled him around and brought her face right up to his.
"Moky-chan, don't say such things about yourself! You're not stupid or mean or a jerk at all!"
He sniffled.
"Really? I'm not?" Mokuba wiped his nose with his sleeve.
"Of course not! You're sweet, and nice and really smart as well! I could've NEVER rigged up that bucket of water balloons like you did!"
"You think I'm...sweet?" He asked with surprise.
"Yeah, I really do. And you know what else..."
//He's not Kebby-kun, but...what the heck!//
She kissed him lightly on the lips for several seconds before pulling apart and giving him a soft hug.
"You're really cute, too."
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"So, what, you can eavesdrop on them when they get the notes but not when they actually meet each other? What's the point?" Seto asked, bored.
"Kaiba, you know how wrong it would be to watch them meet? It's like...like reality television, that's what!" Anzu scoffed. "It's just not RIGHT to watch other people's business!"
Seto rolled his eyes.
"Please...people watch me all the time...damned paparazzi." He swore under his breath.
"Honestly...I'm gonna call Yugi, Joey, Honda and Ryou, okay? They wanted to see how things turned out, and besides, you'll have to do everything I say soon anyway."
"Ha, dream on. Call your stupid friends already."
With great superiority, she began to dial Yugi's phone number.
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"Lisa-chan?" Mokuba asked the Lisa in his arms [Ieyre: They're doing NOTHING DIRTY you hentais!]
"Yes, Moky-chan?" Lisa asked sleepily.
"Who was it that set us up?"
"Well, I have a theory...I think it was Kebby-kun."
"SETO?? He would NEVER think up an idea like this!"
"I think he did it with someone else, actually. Can you think of anyone...?"
Mokuba thought for a moment.
"Sounds like something Anzu would think of. Yup, definitely her and the rest of Yugi-tachi."
"Good. You see, I was thinking...why don't we mess with them a bit for revenge on trying to set us up? They did it totally behind our backs and all...shouldn't they get a taste of our...pranking prowess?" She giggled, pleased with herself.
Mokuba grinned mischievously at her.
"What did you have in mind?"
"You'll see..."
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Ieyre: Awwww...so cute!
Yami Ieyre: Sickening and farfetched, if you ask me. The only thing that makes me happy is the thought of Kaiba having to do everything Anzu says for a week...*grins evilly*
Ieyre: *sweatdrop* Um, right...well, stay tuned for the conclusion to "The Kawaii Clash"! Bye guys!
Yami Ieyre: Whatever...