Ieyre: Yay, the final chapter. It's been surreal, folks.
Yami Ieyre: Now, Kaiba torture for ALL! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Ieyre: *sweatdrop* It's not THAT funny...oh, and Mokuba/Lisa fluff...you got to love it!
Yami Ieyre: SURE you do...so, to the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Period.
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"Moky-chan, be careful with those! This has to be just PERFECT." Lisa directed Mokuba.
"Yeah, I get it...well, I suppose this ought to do it." Mokuba made final adjustments to their "masterpiece".
"That's great, Moky-chan!" She glomped him happily. Mokuba blushed furiously. "You must be almost as smart as Kebby-kun!"
"No, I'm really not..." He rubbed the back of his neck, embarrassed.
"It's PERFECT! And soon we'll be able to test it out..."
Mokuba and Lisa both grinned at the thought.
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"I can't believe just Kaiba and Mokuba live in this HUGE palace. Why is HE so lucky?" Joey complained, dragging his feet along the expensive carpets of the Kaiba Mansion. Anzu had called him, Honda, Ryou, and Yugi after she and Seto had delivered the notes to Lisa and Mokuba. She told them to come over so they could all see if the plan worked.
"Joey, don't forget that Kaiba works hard to maintain his company and he EARNS all of his money." Yugi pointed out, as they made their way to the room the butler had told them.
"Plus Kaiba is about ten times smarter than Joey." Honda smirked. "So of course he is ten times more successful."
"Hey!"
Ryou rolled his eyes.
"Guys, I think this is the room." He said, sighing at the constantly squabbling Honda and Joey.
"Are you in there, Kaiba? Anzu?" Yugi called through the door. It opened to reveal Anzu's face, smiling.
"Oh, hi guys! Come in...We were just waiting for you to get here so we can go see if my plan worked. Not that there's any question." She boasted.
"I can't believe you call ME smug, Mazaki." Said a familiar voice dryly from behind Anzu.
"Kaiba, that you?" Honda asked through the door.
"The one and only. Anzu, let them in the room. There's a draft."
Anzu rolled here eyes.
"Fine, fine. Guys, come in." Anzu stepped aside to let them in.
"Wow...what a nice room..." Ryou said admiringly.
"This is just a guest room...the best rooms are on the 6th floor." Seto replied tonelessly.
"You mean...this is one of THE SMALL rooms?" Joey scoffed, looked at his luxurious surroundings.
"Yes. It just made an appropriate base of operations for this." Seto turned around to reveal several television screens. "You see, this PATICULAR guest room happens to have these monitors in it...so we can see whether or not the plan worked from here..." He trailed off.
"Then why do we need to 'go see' like Anzu said?" Yugi asked.
"Unfortunately, Neither Lisa nor Mokuba has turned up on the screens, which leads me to believe that both are-"
"...Still outside?" Honda finished helpfully.
"...Up to something..." Seto corrected, darkly.
"You're just paranoid." Scolded Anzu. "They're obviously just still outside, undoubtedly getting along brilliantly. Maybe talking about something incredibly ROMANTIC." She gushed, her eyes turning into giant hearts at the thought.
"Yeah...yeah, what do you think they're doing, plotting against us?" Joey joked, grinning at Seto.
Seto didn't respond at first.
"Don't say I didn't warn you." He muttered, and swept from the room, closely followed by everyone else.
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It took them almost 10 minutes to get to the south lawn's main door, everyone talking at once. Seto and Anzu shushed them instantly.
"Shhh...follow us..." Anzu hissed.
From outside, two voices were heard, faintly at first, but with growing strength.
"I can't believe someone tried to SET ME UP with a girl! And you, of all people!" said Mokuba's voice, angrily.
Anzu froze. Seto grinned at winning the bet, but the smile disappeared as soon as it had come. If this hadn't worked, they were still fighting...
//Oh no...//
"As if I care! I don't care what you think at all, you horrible, horrible boy! I only like Kebby-kun and I DON'T like you!"
"Yeah? Well whoever tried to do this is going to get it! I bet they're in THAT room right now, waiting to see how their little 'plan' worked out. And I'm gonna get them!" Mokuba answered
"Not if I GET THEM FIRST!" Lisa said shrilly back. The sound of both their running footsteps was heard.
Everyone paled and scrambled for the door. They knew Two pissed off pre-teens are a FORCE TO BE RECKONED with.
//Damn door...something's wrong with the handle...// Seto thought, swearing under his breath.
"It's LOCKED!" He announced after a few seconds of scrambling with the knob.
"We're all going to die...we're all going to die..." Honda breathed.
"Note to self: If live through this-never follow Anzu's plans again." Seto said sardonically.
"Oh, come on guys, it's not that bad! I'm sure nothing bad will happen-"
"Well, Yug', it's been nice knowing you." Joey, sighed, defeated. "This looks like the end.
The doorknob began to turn slowly.
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Mokuba was watching from a crack in the door when he saw the six teens walking down the hallway.
//Just as I thought...Yugi-tachi! But I wonder who persuaded him to go to THEM...// Mokuba smirked. //Wait, I know. It must have been AI...//
Silently he sped out of the room.
"Lisa, Lisa, They're coming!"
"Sh, Moky-chan...alright, now you know what I say next I don't mean, right?"
Mokuba beamed.
"Of course."
"Good...now, where's you put them?"
"They're just outside the door...waiting to be thrown at unsuspecting 'matchmakers'." Mokuba laughed, softly.
"Good...they're not the only ones who can scheme, they'll see..."
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The door creaked open very slowly. Cautiously., the six teens approached it...step by step...slowly but surely until...
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Out of nowhere came a fierce shower of Mystical Elf dolls, hitting all 6 teens till the point that they were almost suffocated. A minute later, when the supply of dolls was exhausted, an onslaught of water balloons showered the teens.
"It's the apocalypse!" Joey yelled, running in circles like a crazed lunatic.
Everything stopped.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lisa and Mokuba both staggered into the room, laughing their butts off at the soaked and pissed off teens.
"That was hilarious! You guys shoulda' seen you're faces!"
Seto and Anzu gaped like a couple of 7 colored fish.
"What are you LAUGHING about? We thought you were going to SLAUGHTER us!" Anzu said, dramatically.
"Of COURSE not." Mokuba said mischievously.
"This is just what you get for trying to be sneaky and set us up behind our backs and all." Lisa giggled.
"You mean you're...?" Joey asked, laughing good-naturedly.
"-Glad you did it, even if we did want to pay you back." Lisa kissed Mokuba on the cheek, grinning. He tried to maintain his cool and failed, blushing deep red.
In contrast, his brother had turned a rather alarming pasty color. Sure, he was glad that Mokuba and Lisa had settled their differences, and, granted, he was REALLY glad Lisa had found a different object of affections, but there was still one problem...
"Oh KaIbA..." Anzu said in a singsong voice, grinning evilly.
//...kuso...//
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"Think, Seto...it's only a week..." Mokuba tried to comfort his brother.
"Yeah, Kebby-kun...besides, you know you're having fun." Lisa said, sitting next to Mokuba and Joey.
"This is NOT MY IDEA OF FUN! I want to go back to WORK!" He struggled against the rope Anzu had tied around his arms. Since he was a man of his word, Seto Kaiba was currently sitting in the Turtle Game Shop at a sleep-over Yugi was having, playing "Truth or Dare" and "Spin the Bottle" [Yami Ieyre: Insert Kaiba gagging noise here]". The rope was a precaution advised by the two "lovebirds" of the group.
"Kaiba...truth or dare?" Joey asked the fuming CEO.
"Neither-I pick 'Let me out of here or I'll sue you so much you won't be able to-'"
"He picks dare." Anzu said quickly, smiling smugly.
"WHAT? To HELL I DON'T! I REFUSE to participate in-"
"And I-" Anzu said dangerously, "Say you pick dare. So do what Joey says, Kaiba-boy." He glared at the mention of the hated nickname.
Joey just loved this.
"Hehehe...I dare you to...run around the street, clucking like a chicken shouting that you love...Pegasus!"
Honda and Tea both burst out laughing and started rolling around the floor with splitting side aches.
"I-" BANG! "hate-" BANG! "my-" BANG! "life-"
Seto nearly dented Yugi's furniture.
THE END
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Ieyre: Well, that was fun!
Yami Ieyre: It was? I only liked the Kaiba torture.
Ieyre: Yeah, well...you're my Yami.
Yami Ieyre: Don't ya' know it!
Ieyre: *sweatdrop* ANYWAY, thanks for reading! R&R, everyone!
Yami Ieyre: Yeah, whatever...
Yami Ieyre: Now, Kaiba torture for ALL! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Ieyre: *sweatdrop* It's not THAT funny...oh, and Mokuba/Lisa fluff...you got to love it!
Yami Ieyre: SURE you do...so, to the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Period.
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"Moky-chan, be careful with those! This has to be just PERFECT." Lisa directed Mokuba.
"Yeah, I get it...well, I suppose this ought to do it." Mokuba made final adjustments to their "masterpiece".
"That's great, Moky-chan!" She glomped him happily. Mokuba blushed furiously. "You must be almost as smart as Kebby-kun!"
"No, I'm really not..." He rubbed the back of his neck, embarrassed.
"It's PERFECT! And soon we'll be able to test it out..."
Mokuba and Lisa both grinned at the thought.
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"I can't believe just Kaiba and Mokuba live in this HUGE palace. Why is HE so lucky?" Joey complained, dragging his feet along the expensive carpets of the Kaiba Mansion. Anzu had called him, Honda, Ryou, and Yugi after she and Seto had delivered the notes to Lisa and Mokuba. She told them to come over so they could all see if the plan worked.
"Joey, don't forget that Kaiba works hard to maintain his company and he EARNS all of his money." Yugi pointed out, as they made their way to the room the butler had told them.
"Plus Kaiba is about ten times smarter than Joey." Honda smirked. "So of course he is ten times more successful."
"Hey!"
Ryou rolled his eyes.
"Guys, I think this is the room." He said, sighing at the constantly squabbling Honda and Joey.
"Are you in there, Kaiba? Anzu?" Yugi called through the door. It opened to reveal Anzu's face, smiling.
"Oh, hi guys! Come in...We were just waiting for you to get here so we can go see if my plan worked. Not that there's any question." She boasted.
"I can't believe you call ME smug, Mazaki." Said a familiar voice dryly from behind Anzu.
"Kaiba, that you?" Honda asked through the door.
"The one and only. Anzu, let them in the room. There's a draft."
Anzu rolled here eyes.
"Fine, fine. Guys, come in." Anzu stepped aside to let them in.
"Wow...what a nice room..." Ryou said admiringly.
"This is just a guest room...the best rooms are on the 6th floor." Seto replied tonelessly.
"You mean...this is one of THE SMALL rooms?" Joey scoffed, looked at his luxurious surroundings.
"Yes. It just made an appropriate base of operations for this." Seto turned around to reveal several television screens. "You see, this PATICULAR guest room happens to have these monitors in it...so we can see whether or not the plan worked from here..." He trailed off.
"Then why do we need to 'go see' like Anzu said?" Yugi asked.
"Unfortunately, Neither Lisa nor Mokuba has turned up on the screens, which leads me to believe that both are-"
"...Still outside?" Honda finished helpfully.
"...Up to something..." Seto corrected, darkly.
"You're just paranoid." Scolded Anzu. "They're obviously just still outside, undoubtedly getting along brilliantly. Maybe talking about something incredibly ROMANTIC." She gushed, her eyes turning into giant hearts at the thought.
"Yeah...yeah, what do you think they're doing, plotting against us?" Joey joked, grinning at Seto.
Seto didn't respond at first.
"Don't say I didn't warn you." He muttered, and swept from the room, closely followed by everyone else.
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It took them almost 10 minutes to get to the south lawn's main door, everyone talking at once. Seto and Anzu shushed them instantly.
"Shhh...follow us..." Anzu hissed.
From outside, two voices were heard, faintly at first, but with growing strength.
"I can't believe someone tried to SET ME UP with a girl! And you, of all people!" said Mokuba's voice, angrily.
Anzu froze. Seto grinned at winning the bet, but the smile disappeared as soon as it had come. If this hadn't worked, they were still fighting...
//Oh no...//
"As if I care! I don't care what you think at all, you horrible, horrible boy! I only like Kebby-kun and I DON'T like you!"
"Yeah? Well whoever tried to do this is going to get it! I bet they're in THAT room right now, waiting to see how their little 'plan' worked out. And I'm gonna get them!" Mokuba answered
"Not if I GET THEM FIRST!" Lisa said shrilly back. The sound of both their running footsteps was heard.
Everyone paled and scrambled for the door. They knew Two pissed off pre-teens are a FORCE TO BE RECKONED with.
//Damn door...something's wrong with the handle...// Seto thought, swearing under his breath.
"It's LOCKED!" He announced after a few seconds of scrambling with the knob.
"We're all going to die...we're all going to die..." Honda breathed.
"Note to self: If live through this-never follow Anzu's plans again." Seto said sardonically.
"Oh, come on guys, it's not that bad! I'm sure nothing bad will happen-"
"Well, Yug', it's been nice knowing you." Joey, sighed, defeated. "This looks like the end.
The doorknob began to turn slowly.
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Mokuba was watching from a crack in the door when he saw the six teens walking down the hallway.
//Just as I thought...Yugi-tachi! But I wonder who persuaded him to go to THEM...// Mokuba smirked. //Wait, I know. It must have been AI...//
Silently he sped out of the room.
"Lisa, Lisa, They're coming!"
"Sh, Moky-chan...alright, now you know what I say next I don't mean, right?"
Mokuba beamed.
"Of course."
"Good...now, where's you put them?"
"They're just outside the door...waiting to be thrown at unsuspecting 'matchmakers'." Mokuba laughed, softly.
"Good...they're not the only ones who can scheme, they'll see..."
******************
The door creaked open very slowly. Cautiously., the six teens approached it...step by step...slowly but surely until...
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Out of nowhere came a fierce shower of Mystical Elf dolls, hitting all 6 teens till the point that they were almost suffocated. A minute later, when the supply of dolls was exhausted, an onslaught of water balloons showered the teens.
"It's the apocalypse!" Joey yelled, running in circles like a crazed lunatic.
Everything stopped.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lisa and Mokuba both staggered into the room, laughing their butts off at the soaked and pissed off teens.
"That was hilarious! You guys shoulda' seen you're faces!"
Seto and Anzu gaped like a couple of 7 colored fish.
"What are you LAUGHING about? We thought you were going to SLAUGHTER us!" Anzu said, dramatically.
"Of COURSE not." Mokuba said mischievously.
"This is just what you get for trying to be sneaky and set us up behind our backs and all." Lisa giggled.
"You mean you're...?" Joey asked, laughing good-naturedly.
"-Glad you did it, even if we did want to pay you back." Lisa kissed Mokuba on the cheek, grinning. He tried to maintain his cool and failed, blushing deep red.
In contrast, his brother had turned a rather alarming pasty color. Sure, he was glad that Mokuba and Lisa had settled their differences, and, granted, he was REALLY glad Lisa had found a different object of affections, but there was still one problem...
"Oh KaIbA..." Anzu said in a singsong voice, grinning evilly.
//...kuso...//
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"Think, Seto...it's only a week..." Mokuba tried to comfort his brother.
"Yeah, Kebby-kun...besides, you know you're having fun." Lisa said, sitting next to Mokuba and Joey.
"This is NOT MY IDEA OF FUN! I want to go back to WORK!" He struggled against the rope Anzu had tied around his arms. Since he was a man of his word, Seto Kaiba was currently sitting in the Turtle Game Shop at a sleep-over Yugi was having, playing "Truth or Dare" and "Spin the Bottle" [Yami Ieyre: Insert Kaiba gagging noise here]". The rope was a precaution advised by the two "lovebirds" of the group.
"Kaiba...truth or dare?" Joey asked the fuming CEO.
"Neither-I pick 'Let me out of here or I'll sue you so much you won't be able to-'"
"He picks dare." Anzu said quickly, smiling smugly.
"WHAT? To HELL I DON'T! I REFUSE to participate in-"
"And I-" Anzu said dangerously, "Say you pick dare. So do what Joey says, Kaiba-boy." He glared at the mention of the hated nickname.
Joey just loved this.
"Hehehe...I dare you to...run around the street, clucking like a chicken shouting that you love...Pegasus!"
Honda and Tea both burst out laughing and started rolling around the floor with splitting side aches.
"I-" BANG! "hate-" BANG! "my-" BANG! "life-"
Seto nearly dented Yugi's furniture.
THE END
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Ieyre: Well, that was fun!
Yami Ieyre: It was? I only liked the Kaiba torture.
Ieyre: Yeah, well...you're my Yami.
Yami Ieyre: Don't ya' know it!
Ieyre: *sweatdrop* ANYWAY, thanks for reading! R&R, everyone!
Yami Ieyre: Yeah, whatever...