This is the first fanfic (or whatever you would call this) that I have ever
written. With that in mind, please don't make massive flaming about how
horrible I am. So onto the story
Disclaimer: Last time I checked I do not own Zelda.
Link's Quest for The Biggoron's sword
Chapter 1
One day, link was in the forest training to become better for whatever reason and he was thinking about how weak he was. He wanted to be even better than he was but he had been training so much lately and it didn't seem to be helping. Link glared down at his puny little sword he was holding and thought.
Maybe it's my sword. But what other sword is out there?
Then he recalled a time when he heard someone talking about a legend of a sword called The Biggoron's Sword. He remembers something about how it was the most powerful sword in all of Hyrule, but it's extremely hard to get.
Well at that time, link was feeling adventurous and thought he could take on a challenge.
Link: Okay, now where to start.. No one ever told me anything about how to get it. Well, I guess this is cheating but,
*link pulls out his pocket sized guide to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time*
Link: Okay, now, lets see what it says
Getting Biggoron's Sword Requirements: Epona
Link: Damnit! I'm not that far in the game yet! Well I bet I can make do without that little rat.
Link reads on:
To obtain the..blah..blah.complete many steps..blah...two hands..so you cannot use an equipped shield to defend yours-
Link: WHAT?!? NO SHEILD?!? What kind of sword is that? I really need a shield too. *Link glances down at the many wounds he has around his body*
Blah..blah..double the range.twice the damage...follow the steps..crap.
Link: Okay, lets see what it says here:
Talk to the cucco women in Kakariko Village
Link: Okay, now where the hell is Kakarioko Village? Oh maybe this sign can tell me
*Link studies the sign for approx. 20 minutes and finally comes to a conclusion*
Link: Crap it's in Yiddish!
Then he suddenly notices an old lady sitting on a rock nearby.
*Link pulls the lady up and drags her to the sign*
Link: Can you read this?
Old lady: Hmmm.. No... no English.. Me Yiddish.
Link: Yes, I can tell, but can you tell me- Oh.. Great... she speaks Yiddish.. And she..
Oh man!
Link (shouts): CAN ANYONE HERE SPEAK YIDDISH?!?
His voice echoes throughout the land.
The Echo responds back: NO!
Well, I guess I'll end the first chapter here. I kind of wrote this for fun just to see what people would think. I am getting tired of writing now so I'll just end it here and I'll continue it if: People like it I want to
I guess that was pretty bad and it probably was. I'm not expecting to get good reviews, but heck, you never know.
So, C-ya around! I guess..
Disclaimer: Last time I checked I do not own Zelda.
Link's Quest for The Biggoron's sword
Chapter 1
One day, link was in the forest training to become better for whatever reason and he was thinking about how weak he was. He wanted to be even better than he was but he had been training so much lately and it didn't seem to be helping. Link glared down at his puny little sword he was holding and thought.
Maybe it's my sword. But what other sword is out there?
Then he recalled a time when he heard someone talking about a legend of a sword called The Biggoron's Sword. He remembers something about how it was the most powerful sword in all of Hyrule, but it's extremely hard to get.
Well at that time, link was feeling adventurous and thought he could take on a challenge.
Link: Okay, now where to start.. No one ever told me anything about how to get it. Well, I guess this is cheating but,
*link pulls out his pocket sized guide to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time*
Link: Okay, now, lets see what it says
Getting Biggoron's Sword Requirements: Epona
Link: Damnit! I'm not that far in the game yet! Well I bet I can make do without that little rat.
Link reads on:
To obtain the..blah..blah.complete many steps..blah...two hands..so you cannot use an equipped shield to defend yours-
Link: WHAT?!? NO SHEILD?!? What kind of sword is that? I really need a shield too. *Link glances down at the many wounds he has around his body*
Blah..blah..double the range.twice the damage...follow the steps..crap.
Link: Okay, lets see what it says here:
Talk to the cucco women in Kakariko Village
Link: Okay, now where the hell is Kakarioko Village? Oh maybe this sign can tell me
*Link studies the sign for approx. 20 minutes and finally comes to a conclusion*
Link: Crap it's in Yiddish!
Then he suddenly notices an old lady sitting on a rock nearby.
*Link pulls the lady up and drags her to the sign*
Link: Can you read this?
Old lady: Hmmm.. No... no English.. Me Yiddish.
Link: Yes, I can tell, but can you tell me- Oh.. Great... she speaks Yiddish.. And she..
Oh man!
Link (shouts): CAN ANYONE HERE SPEAK YIDDISH?!?
His voice echoes throughout the land.
The Echo responds back: NO!
Well, I guess I'll end the first chapter here. I kind of wrote this for fun just to see what people would think. I am getting tired of writing now so I'll just end it here and I'll continue it if: People like it I want to
I guess that was pretty bad and it probably was. I'm not expecting to get good reviews, but heck, you never know.
So, C-ya around! I guess..