Chapter 2 - To Kakariko Village and Beyond

Link: Well, I guess I'll just go this way.

After about 4 minutes of walking, link gets to Kakariko village.

Link: Now where is this cucoo lady.. Oh, here's a cocoo farm thing and theirs a lady so I guess this is her.

Lady: I made a new type a miniature cocoo! It's called the pocket cocoo! But I need someone to babysit it for me because I don't have the time. Do you think you could do me a favor and hold onto it for a while?

Link: Hell no! Oh wait, I guess I have no choice because the game never asked.

Link: Sure, I'll take care of it!

*Link gets handed the egg*

Link: OH CRAP THIS THING BITES HARD!!!!

Cucoo lady: It's still in it's egg

Link: Oh, sure, but it was one of those telepathic bites.. You know those kind where they use their mind to bite you..

Cucoo lady: OH SURE! Those kinds! Get them all the time! .

Link: Okay, now lets see what the guide says here

Let the egg hatch by playing the Sun's Song

Link: Sounds easy enough

Let's see here at what songs I have

Zelda's lullaby, and- oh.. Crap.. That's the only song I have. Well I can take the second option

Wait for the next morning:

*Link goes to bed*

Link wakes up to find to cucoo running around the ground cooing happily

Next step:

Wake talon up with the cucoo

Sounds easy enough

Okay, cucoo, go get him!

COOOO! COOOO! COOOO!

WAAAAAKKKK!! WWAAKK! WWAAKKK!!

Talon: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Link: Hey, thanks for your time!

Now what? Return to the cucoo lady and she'll give you Cojiro, which is her brother's blue cucoo.

Link: Okay, now I gotta go to the lost woods and find her brother

Link: Hey kid! Wake up!

...

Link: Hello? I got your cucoo here!

Cojiro: CUUUU CUUUUU

Kid: AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH

Oh, Cajiro, I haven't seen you for a long time! C'mon give me a hug!

Link: Wow you're a loner aren't you..

Loser kid: Take this mushroom to the old hag lady and do it fast!

Link: *takes a peek at the strategy guide* Oh, you must mean Granny's potion shop.

Why is there a timer? Is this timed or something? I can't run! Well, If you know me, you know I am good at one thing. And that's power walking.

*Link does his manly power walk and makes it to Granny's potion shop in a split seconds time*