Chapter 3- Link's quest continues

Link: Here, take this!

Old lady: Hmmmm very interesting.. what a mysterious smell...

Link: Oh c'mon stop smelling it and do something!

Old lady: Hmmm.. I CANNOT HELP YOU LEAVE NOW!!!

Link: But my guide says-

Old Lady: YOUR GUIDE WAS WRONG!!! NOW LEAVE!!!!

*Link abruptly but reluctantly leaves the store*

Link: Oh man! What the crap am I supposed to do now? I guess I gotta go tell that loner kid what a loser he is and that that hag wouldn't give me anything.

*Link power walks back to the Lost Woods only to find a girl in the place of the loser kid*

Link: What the crap?? You turned into a girl!!!! *Link starts to cry* Oh I should have got that lady to do something to help you I am so sorry *sob*

Girl: Cut the crap. He just turned into a Stalfos. Now take this saw and get out of here!

Link: AWSOME!!! A SAW!! SWEEEETTT!!!!!!

Link: Oh, wait, I got a little over exited there. Now, I am supposed to

Go to Gerudo Valley and talk to a carpenter there.

Link: Yes! I get to power walk again!

*Link power walks with all of his manliness to the Gerudo Valley*

Link: Hey, Ummm, I have this

Carpenter: Holy crap! Is that a saw?!?! Is that a POACHER'S SAW?!?!OH I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR IT! How about this broken goron's sword?

Link: A saw for a broken sword? Are you sick? Why would I want to do that?! Well, I guess I have to. Okay it's a deal.

Carpenter: Oh thank you sir!

Link: Oh sure, anytime. Now I have to Head to the top of Death Mountain and speak with some big goron. Well, I wonder how I'll get there...

*link gets around the usual way*