Chapter 4- Link meets the Goron
Link: OH MY GOD! Your huge!! How much do you eat? You must weigh over 6,000 pounds!
Big Goron: I am sorry, but I do not speak Spanish. I have a brother in goron city who owns a Medigoron's store. Take these eye drops prescription to King Zora and bring the drops back to me. By the way, I will take that sword.
Link: This time I think I'll just walk.
Link: OH MY GOD! NOT ANOTHER FAT PERSON! WILL THEY EVER CEASE?
King Zora: Oh, that's an eye drop prescription, is it not? I can give you some eye drops if you just give me that.
Link: Suurree. Here take it.
King Zora: Oh, they've got to be around here somewhere.. Ah! Here! Eye drops for fat ass goron. Is that right?
Link: Sure is!
King Zora: Here they are!
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Link: Here, goron I got your eye drops!
Goron: Oh, thank you. Wait, these aren't my eye drops, these are for my brother. Please go back and get the one for me. Thank
Link: Arrrggg
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Link: Yes, hello king zora, it appears you have gotten the wrong eye drops for me and I would like to swap these with the right one.
King Zora: Are you accusing me of being wrong?
Link: Ummm, no I just need some eyedrops.
King Zora: Are you challenging me to a duel?
Link: Ummm.. No
King Zora: Do you speak Swahili?
Link: God stop the questions and give me the freakin eye drops!
King Zora: You must finish me first! MWWAAA HA HAAA!
Link: But I don't have the Biggorons sword yet! I can't challenge you now!
King Zora: *takes out ice arrows* MWWAA HAAA HAAA!!!
Link: No I can't fight you now! I need to train mor- Ugggg....*Everything goes black
Link: OH MY GOD! Your huge!! How much do you eat? You must weigh over 6,000 pounds!
Big Goron: I am sorry, but I do not speak Spanish. I have a brother in goron city who owns a Medigoron's store. Take these eye drops prescription to King Zora and bring the drops back to me. By the way, I will take that sword.
Link: This time I think I'll just walk.
Link: OH MY GOD! NOT ANOTHER FAT PERSON! WILL THEY EVER CEASE?
King Zora: Oh, that's an eye drop prescription, is it not? I can give you some eye drops if you just give me that.
Link: Suurree. Here take it.
King Zora: Oh, they've got to be around here somewhere.. Ah! Here! Eye drops for fat ass goron. Is that right?
Link: Sure is!
King Zora: Here they are!
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Link: Here, goron I got your eye drops!
Goron: Oh, thank you. Wait, these aren't my eye drops, these are for my brother. Please go back and get the one for me. Thank
Link: Arrrggg
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Link: Yes, hello king zora, it appears you have gotten the wrong eye drops for me and I would like to swap these with the right one.
King Zora: Are you accusing me of being wrong?
Link: Ummm, no I just need some eyedrops.
King Zora: Are you challenging me to a duel?
Link: Ummm.. No
King Zora: Do you speak Swahili?
Link: God stop the questions and give me the freakin eye drops!
King Zora: You must finish me first! MWWAAA HA HAAA!
Link: But I don't have the Biggorons sword yet! I can't challenge you now!
King Zora: *takes out ice arrows* MWWAA HAAA HAAA!!!
Link: No I can't fight you now! I need to train mor- Ugggg....*Everything goes black