Chapter 5-The End
Link opens his eyes only to find himself in Zelda's castle.
Link: Zelda?
Zelda: Oh, Link, you lost a battle to King Zora! You're the laughing stock of all of Hyrule!
Link: Oh, shut up. Can I leave now, I've got work to do.
Zelda: If you'd like, but I'd rather you stay. hee hee ^_^
Link: Ummm, Zelda! Look over there!It's.. A FLOWER!!
Zelda; *GASP* A FLOWER?!? *turns around*
I can't seem to find it link.
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Link: Okay goron, I can't find your eye drops. Sorry dude, but it's a long story.
Goron: Ha! I never even needed eye drops anyway! I was just closing my eyes to look like I needed them. Ha. Ha.
Link: Oh I outta-
Goron: Give this Eyeball Frog to the doctor near the lake! Quick!
Link: Oh how fun! Another task! Let's just hope it isn't *timer pops up* .timed.
Okay, 3 minutes, that's not bad. I could just warp there!
*Link plays warping song*
Link: Ha, see, I am already at the lake and in only- WHAT?!? IT TOOK ME 2 MINS AND 50 SECONDS TO WARP? MY TIME IS ALREADY UP!!!!
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Link: Goron, I think I'll need you to restart that clock again.
Goron: OH SURE!
Link: This time I have an idea.
*Link jumps off of the mountain and onto the ground right next to the laboratory*
Link: And I only lost 1 heart!
Link: Here, weirdo, take this eyeball thing before it bites me
Doctor: Oh, what do we have here. What an interesting smell.. How nice and.. Smelly..
Link: Just do something!!!
Doctor: I CAN"T HELP YOU!! LEAVE NOW!!
No, just kidding there, Link!! Take these. They are the worlds finest eye drops.
Link: Thanks!
Doctor: But watch out, because they can only last for 4 minutes!
Link: Crap.
*Dramatic music plays*
Link runs out of the laboratory, over the gate, past Lon Lon Ranch. Up through Kakariko Village, and finally, to death valley. The only thing blocking his path now was a ladder inhabited by spiders.
Link: Ahh, this is easy. All I have to do is- Crap! That ones turning red! THUD! Oh Man!
*Link shoots them all with arrows*
Link climbs up the ladder and unaware of his time, says
Hey Goron! I got you your drops! Now get me the sword!
Goron: No you are too late!
Link looks at his time. 4:01 seconds.
Link: What?!?!? I WAS ONE SECOND OFF? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Link: Okay, I finally got your Eye Drops
Goron: No. Eye drops have dirt in them. Go again
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Link: Okay, this time I got it. Here are your eye drops.
Goron: Where are they?
Link: theyre right here....oh..wait..they were here before......crap.
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Link: OKAY THIS TIME I PROMISE I GOT IT!!
Goron: Okay lets see it. THANK GOD!!! YOU DID IT!!!!
Here is your sword. Loser
Link: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
FINALLY!!!!
*Link hold up his sword over the cliff in glory*
Link: Oh, wow this is heavy.
*Sword slips out of his hands and falls off of the cliff and makes a disturbing clang as it hits the ground. Link just stares forward in horror and falls down with it*
Well, that was probably the most horrible thing you have ever read. Fee free to tell me how horrible it was, I don't mind ^_^
Link opens his eyes only to find himself in Zelda's castle.
Link: Zelda?
Zelda: Oh, Link, you lost a battle to King Zora! You're the laughing stock of all of Hyrule!
Link: Oh, shut up. Can I leave now, I've got work to do.
Zelda: If you'd like, but I'd rather you stay. hee hee ^_^
Link: Ummm, Zelda! Look over there!It's.. A FLOWER!!
Zelda; *GASP* A FLOWER?!? *turns around*
I can't seem to find it link.
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Link: Okay goron, I can't find your eye drops. Sorry dude, but it's a long story.
Goron: Ha! I never even needed eye drops anyway! I was just closing my eyes to look like I needed them. Ha. Ha.
Link: Oh I outta-
Goron: Give this Eyeball Frog to the doctor near the lake! Quick!
Link: Oh how fun! Another task! Let's just hope it isn't *timer pops up* .timed.
Okay, 3 minutes, that's not bad. I could just warp there!
*Link plays warping song*
Link: Ha, see, I am already at the lake and in only- WHAT?!? IT TOOK ME 2 MINS AND 50 SECONDS TO WARP? MY TIME IS ALREADY UP!!!!
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Link: Goron, I think I'll need you to restart that clock again.
Goron: OH SURE!
Link: This time I have an idea.
*Link jumps off of the mountain and onto the ground right next to the laboratory*
Link: And I only lost 1 heart!
Link: Here, weirdo, take this eyeball thing before it bites me
Doctor: Oh, what do we have here. What an interesting smell.. How nice and.. Smelly..
Link: Just do something!!!
Doctor: I CAN"T HELP YOU!! LEAVE NOW!!
No, just kidding there, Link!! Take these. They are the worlds finest eye drops.
Link: Thanks!
Doctor: But watch out, because they can only last for 4 minutes!
Link: Crap.
*Dramatic music plays*
Link runs out of the laboratory, over the gate, past Lon Lon Ranch. Up through Kakariko Village, and finally, to death valley. The only thing blocking his path now was a ladder inhabited by spiders.
Link: Ahh, this is easy. All I have to do is- Crap! That ones turning red! THUD! Oh Man!
*Link shoots them all with arrows*
Link climbs up the ladder and unaware of his time, says
Hey Goron! I got you your drops! Now get me the sword!
Goron: No you are too late!
Link looks at his time. 4:01 seconds.
Link: What?!?!? I WAS ONE SECOND OFF? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Link: Okay, I finally got your Eye Drops
Goron: No. Eye drops have dirt in them. Go again
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Link: Okay, this time I got it. Here are your eye drops.
Goron: Where are they?
Link: theyre right here....oh..wait..they were here before......crap.
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Link: OKAY THIS TIME I PROMISE I GOT IT!!
Goron: Okay lets see it. THANK GOD!!! YOU DID IT!!!!
Here is your sword. Loser
Link: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
FINALLY!!!!
*Link hold up his sword over the cliff in glory*
Link: Oh, wow this is heavy.
*Sword slips out of his hands and falls off of the cliff and makes a disturbing clang as it hits the ground. Link just stares forward in horror and falls down with it*
Well, that was probably the most horrible thing you have ever read. Fee free to tell me how horrible it was, I don't mind ^_^