Chapter 3: 2003 space odyssey
Cody walks off the spaceship and goes out of the studio. He looks down the hallway to see only more studio rooms. He opens the door to one and walks in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH"Cody screams as a huge hamster jumps on him.
Another hamster asks"Hey Hamtaro who's your friend?"
"Oh, hello," the hamtaro gets off of the now squashed Cody, "we were just going to help out a friend of ours would you like to come and help? See we're all friends and we think friends should help each other out, it's a very friendly thing to do. So what do think new friend?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cody rushes out of the room and into another. Bullets are flying around, people are dying on the floor, a gang of motor cycles are riding around, police sirens are going on, just your average studio set.
"OOOHHHHHH!!" a big GRIN comes across Cody's face, "AKIRA"............
"Kari! Isn't this the part where you kiss me?" asked Davis. They were still acting out Star Wars. T.k. rushes between them.
"NO!!!!.......I mean....why don't we skip that part."
"O.k" Davis shrugs it off. "So now what?"
"Ummmmm.....lets do Star Wars Episode 1!!!!!!" says T.k. hyperly.
"Hey wait a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You wanted us to skip that part just so me and Kari wouldn't kiss!" Davis shouts out all of a sudden. "I get it now......YOU like Kari!
T.k. and Kari both put their heads down and groan.
Major Sweatdrop.
Meanwhile Ken and Miyako were getting to really know each other.
"Wow you like the color purple too!"Miyako said suprisingly.
"Yeah......we have so much in common!"said Ken happily as they held hands.
Tai then chimes in,"Come on you guys, cut the crap, it's so obvious between you two, just get to the point. Even I'm smart enough to know that you two hate each other!!!!!!!!It will never work out!! Well I hope you two take my advice seriously because I do."
Tai goes off to play his role in the Cowboy Bebop episode.
Miyako and Ken drop each others hands.
"I guess he's right...I mean the only thing we have in common is that we both like the color purple."
Tai walks up to Spike Speigal from Cowboy Bebop"HEY YOU, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!What do you think your doin' you jackass! You're my replacement I bet, I know what's going on here, they fired me and hired you for the part of the man who walks into the scene and asks some kid named Spike if he knows what planet this is!WELL....they are not firing me!!!"
Spike squints as he studies Tai and does not really listen to what Tai has to say.Then he yells to the director "HEY,is this my stunt double because he dosen't look a damn thing like me!?!"
The director and everybody who's working there is busy running back and forth with papers flying around and no one answers them.
"UH" Spike puts his head down in exhaustion and reaches into his pocket for a cigarette,"I need a break."
Spike goes to stand against the wall where Faye and Jet are also standing, smoking.Tai comes up to them and points to the piece if paper on the wall.
"Why is there a No Smoking sign hanging there?"
Spike looks at it, then rips it off the wall, crumbles it up and eats it.
Matt, Sora, and June then come over and they all stand against the wall in a line along with Spike, Faye and Jet with one leg up on the wall. They all simultaneously take out a cigarette and light it.
Tai looks at them like they're a bunch of freaks "What the hell, YOU BUNCH OF HIPPIES."
Tai walks away.
"AAAGGHH!!!" Cody yells as he runs away,dodging bullets "this is fun!!!!!"
Cody then walks off the set and goes out into the hallway.
"O.k. that's enough screaming for me for today."
He walks into another studio. There's a guy with pointy blond hair with black and purple streaks in it. He's duling cards.
"I challange you to a game, and I will surely beat you" says Yu Gi.
"Hey, hey, hey," Cody interupts "this is not right, this guy is barley any taller than I am yet he has this big manly voice."
"Shut-up kid we're only on FOX (oops) and can't get good voice actors" says Yu Gi.
"Oh yeah I feel for you, we, Digimon were also on FOX." says Cody as they start talking about all their problems together.
"IZZY, can we go somewhere and stop trying to figure out where we are on that computer!!!????"whined Mimi.
"Hu?.....Oh yeah" Izzy looked up at Mimi "OH right, figuring out where we are, I was just enjoying a good game of tetris."
"Well right now I would probably be getting mad at you but since I'm trying out this new personality I'm trying to mellow out, man" Mimi says very calmly. "So let me play some tetris."
"Umm actually I think we should go now." Izzy says.
"Calm down Izzy, you should be more calm and patient."
Izzy sits on the floor searching through his suitcase that he brought along.
"O.k. Mimi lets GO!" Izzy says confidentaly.
Mimi looks up and sees Izzy dressed in a suit and sunglasses looking a lot like James Bond. Izzy starts doing some action-packed moves as music comes on in the backround, which is actually just the theme song to the Cowboy Bebop show coming from outside the space ship.
When the Cowboy Bebop stars had to go back to work the Paltrows and Matt went out into the hallway.
"Whoa cool....are these like small shoping malls where you can try on different clothes in each closet...?" asked June,"I want to go in this one!"
They open the door and go in. All of a sudden Chi from Chobits jumps on them.
"Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi.....Chi....CHi.....Chi.....Chi....."
"Cool you speak Chi language too......I spoke that once before....."said Sora.
"Really how does it go?"asked June while checking her makup in the mirror.
"Here I'll teach you how it goes,"said Sora as they both fix up their makeup in the mirror and smoke, "see chi means......."
As the girls chattered Matt sat on the floor thinking, and not caring to have to wait for the girls to finish for he knew how important it was to have a GOOOOOOOD smoke. Then Hideki Motosuwa from Chobits comes up to Matt.
"Hey do you like computers?????"Hideki asked.
"No.....but you know.... I think I got sucked into one before........I don't remember when, but I ended up some where else......"Matt said wonderously.
Hideki runs away.
