Disclaimament: I don't own Cinderella or Professor Chaos or any south Park
ideas.
Sorry I was interrupted in my telling of.the tale.
Anyway-no way I could be happy or anything with Christophe. That would just be tooo perfect for me, right? Yeah, I'm bitter. Christophe used me in a bad way. As in, HE TOOK OVER RUSSIA. I know, right?? That's exactly what I said!! As in
#@%$$#%##%#^%#^$$ $##%^(*(&*^%*& ON A STICK!!
And then I was his prisoner. In a completely disgusting way. I won't get into that but lets just say it blew and so did I. Stop getting grossed out!! The Middle Ages were hella crude!! By the way, excuse me for the modern language. I realize I'm 500 years old but since I like to feel young I pick up on the language. OK???
I was Christophe's whatchamacallit-love slave?? Mistress? Not really but I'll go with......LS. (Love slave. Yeah, you're dumb if you didn't get that the first time around.) I'm really familiar with getting screwed over (I usually screw under, though)
After that, I ran away. Typical, I know. Predictable, I know. But I hate being used so I ran away to Switzerland (it doesn't matter that there was no Switzerland then. I really can't remember the name, I'm not bilingual). I became Professor Chaos. With magic when a big old star fell on me. Yes, I am Professor Chaos. The mystery of Cinderella (which is a dumb name anyway) is solved. I am now Chaosellallale.
Sorry I was interrupted in my telling of.the tale.
Anyway-no way I could be happy or anything with Christophe. That would just be tooo perfect for me, right? Yeah, I'm bitter. Christophe used me in a bad way. As in, HE TOOK OVER RUSSIA. I know, right?? That's exactly what I said!! As in
#@%$$#%##%#^%#^$$ $##%^(*(&*^%*& ON A STICK!!
And then I was his prisoner. In a completely disgusting way. I won't get into that but lets just say it blew and so did I. Stop getting grossed out!! The Middle Ages were hella crude!! By the way, excuse me for the modern language. I realize I'm 500 years old but since I like to feel young I pick up on the language. OK???
I was Christophe's whatchamacallit-love slave?? Mistress? Not really but I'll go with......LS. (Love slave. Yeah, you're dumb if you didn't get that the first time around.) I'm really familiar with getting screwed over (I usually screw under, though)
After that, I ran away. Typical, I know. Predictable, I know. But I hate being used so I ran away to Switzerland (it doesn't matter that there was no Switzerland then. I really can't remember the name, I'm not bilingual). I became Professor Chaos. With magic when a big old star fell on me. Yes, I am Professor Chaos. The mystery of Cinderella (which is a dumb name anyway) is solved. I am now Chaosellallale.