This story includes:
Hazel: (me in my little fantasies where I am a WWE superstar)
Christian: Boyfriend of Hazel, played by Christian.
Hardcore Holly (Robert Howard): the ex.
Torrie Wilson: the ex's ex-girlfriend with a brick and unending fury.
Sophia: the friend/wrestler
Booker T, Edge, Lita, Hunter Chris Beniot and Jeff.
Note: I have nothing to do with the WWE and it's characters. In no way what so ever do I have anything to do with these people and their lives.
It took some sweet-talking, but I managed to get Hunter and Sophia to get me out of Beniot's house. There's just something about a short little Canadian baking cookies that seems a little...you know...off. They took me back to my condo and I immediately called Christian. No answer. I tried his cell, still nothing. I got desperate and called Lita. To my surprise Jeff answered the phone.
"Is Lita there?"
(long pause.) "No?"
"Okay, is Matt?"
(longer pause, some whispering). "No?"
"Jeff?...I won't ask okay...I just won't ask. But if you see Lita, tell her that I need to talk to her. No...better yet...I'll ask you."
"Make it quick."
"Okay, I'll make it nice and slow. Have.you...seen...Christian...late--- telll-lee?"
"No."
"Are.you ...sure?"
"Hazel stop fucking around!"
"I think I should be telling you that Hardy, my friend."
He gasped and there was another pause. "Alright, alright, he's at Edge's place. Call there."
"Thank you. Now was that so hard?"
"No?"
"Tell Lita I said bye and I won't tell Matt."
"Okay...Lita, she said bye and that she won't tell Matt."
"JEFF!" Lita in background.
"Idiot," I swore hanging up. I called Edge's place and to my surprise, Christian had left already.
"He didn't say where he was going, he just left," he told me.
"Oh great," I sighed as I got another call. "Edge I have to let you go. Thanks though."
"Sure, bye bye," he said hanging up.
"Hello?"
"We need to talk."
It was Christian from is cell phone.
"Come on over."
He hung up and I was left to wait. There was knock at the door and I hurried to it with a smile. But that smile quickly faded; For I found Hardcore standing there.
Not this guy again. What is Hazel going to do? Christian is coming and she has this dork on her porch. What will happen? Will Matt find out about Lita and Jeff? Will Jeff learn to keep him mouth shut? Will Beniot stop cooking like a jacked up Martha Stewart?
Stay tuned....again...um...yeah.
Hazel: (me in my little fantasies where I am a WWE superstar)
Christian: Boyfriend of Hazel, played by Christian.
Hardcore Holly (Robert Howard): the ex.
Torrie Wilson: the ex's ex-girlfriend with a brick and unending fury.
Sophia: the friend/wrestler
Booker T, Edge, Lita, Hunter Chris Beniot and Jeff.
Note: I have nothing to do with the WWE and it's characters. In no way what so ever do I have anything to do with these people and their lives.
It took some sweet-talking, but I managed to get Hunter and Sophia to get me out of Beniot's house. There's just something about a short little Canadian baking cookies that seems a little...you know...off. They took me back to my condo and I immediately called Christian. No answer. I tried his cell, still nothing. I got desperate and called Lita. To my surprise Jeff answered the phone.
"Is Lita there?"
(long pause.) "No?"
"Okay, is Matt?"
(longer pause, some whispering). "No?"
"Jeff?...I won't ask okay...I just won't ask. But if you see Lita, tell her that I need to talk to her. No...better yet...I'll ask you."
"Make it quick."
"Okay, I'll make it nice and slow. Have.you...seen...Christian...late--- telll-lee?"
"No."
"Are.you ...sure?"
"Hazel stop fucking around!"
"I think I should be telling you that Hardy, my friend."
He gasped and there was another pause. "Alright, alright, he's at Edge's place. Call there."
"Thank you. Now was that so hard?"
"No?"
"Tell Lita I said bye and I won't tell Matt."
"Okay...Lita, she said bye and that she won't tell Matt."
"JEFF!" Lita in background.
"Idiot," I swore hanging up. I called Edge's place and to my surprise, Christian had left already.
"He didn't say where he was going, he just left," he told me.
"Oh great," I sighed as I got another call. "Edge I have to let you go. Thanks though."
"Sure, bye bye," he said hanging up.
"Hello?"
"We need to talk."
It was Christian from is cell phone.
"Come on over."
He hung up and I was left to wait. There was knock at the door and I hurried to it with a smile. But that smile quickly faded; For I found Hardcore standing there.
Not this guy again. What is Hazel going to do? Christian is coming and she has this dork on her porch. What will happen? Will Matt find out about Lita and Jeff? Will Jeff learn to keep him mouth shut? Will Beniot stop cooking like a jacked up Martha Stewart?
Stay tuned....again...um...yeah.