You know the rules:
/hikari thinking/
//yami thinking//
(whispered,mumbled dialogue)
Oh. and Yami Malik is 'Ishtal' and Yami Bakura is 'Bakura', just to avoid any confusion.
Disclaimer:Unless my name changed or something, I don't own a damn thing. Oh, but I do own Arissa from the last chapter as well as the character Nakasaki who's helping me write this time.
Nakoruru: I have no idea what I'm doing on this chapter...lets just hope for the best okay? Uh...Nakasaki is helping me on this one and she's not an accomplished writer, so my first warning is that this chapter may suck ass.
Nakasaki: Alright, that was low...even for you.
Nakoruru: Well. you're not. Just do the warnings first and I'll let you take over when the romantic stuff starts. You read enough romance novels.
Nakasaki: Okay *smiles* Call me Nakoruru's yami, even though I'm not...exactly. Let me see...warnings include shonen ai, swearing, standard craziness, and an irritatingly whiny Yami Yugi.
Nakoruru: Nice job. Pairings are SetoxYami, RyouxMalik, BakuraxIshtal, AnzuxHonda...thats it.
Nakasaki: Oh, and about the name "Ishtal", Nako-chan writes it that way because "Ishtar" makes her think of the girl from Macross 2. And she's seen it written other places as "Ishtal".
Nakoruru: *shudders* Enough...on with the story.
CHAPTER 3 IS REALLY SHORT
"Are you okay, Yami?" Anzu asked, knocking on the bathroom door.(Nakoruru: I hate the name Tea)
Yami groaned. "Go away..." He muttered. She'd asked him that about 40 times already.
"Please open the door..." She persisted.
"No."
"How come?"
Yami was hard pressed for an answer. "I don't want to."
/That was weak...you must be sick if that is as good of an answer you can come up with./Yugi chuckled. (Nakoruru: Yes, that is proper grammar.)
//Funny. Get her away from me.//
/Roger, that./ Yugi turned the corner and saw Anzu on the outside of the bathroom.
"Hey, Anzu, I think Yami would prefer to be alone right now." Yugi ventured, trying to lead her away from the door. "If he's not feeling well, he probably doesn't want to be bothered." (Nakoruru: not by her, anyway.)
(Nakasaki: Nako-chan, stop interuppting the story, you have not even written a paragraph yet and this is your third fic break.)
(Nakoruru: I told you not to call me that...and I'm haning a major problem coming up with dialogue for The Annoying One.)
(Nakasaki: *sighs* Fine, do as you like.)
"Plus, we need you downstairs," Yugi added. "Everyone's already here and Seto and Mokuba are gonna be back soon."
Anzu sighed, relenting. "You're right. We have to get everyone situated. Uh," She looked back towards the door where violent retching sounds could be heard. "Tell me when he's better." She slowly walked down the hall and around the corner, diappearing out of sight.
Yugi walked over to the door and knelt by it so that Yami could hear him."You didn't drink any of Joey's punch, did you?"
"Well, aren't you the comedian today!" Yami said huffily.
"Im just trying to cheer you up. What exactly is the problem?"
"My stomach hurts." Yami moaned. "Can we go home?"
Yugi shook his head, disregarding the fact that his yami was on the other side of a closed door. "Why don't you come out and you can lie down for a while. I'm sure Seto will understand about this."
"I don't understand. I was never even ill in my former life and now this."
"It is kinda weird. I didn't think you could get sick since you don't technically have your own body and the only way you could get sick is through me, then. But I feel okay, so it has to be you and if you didn't drink Joey's punch, then wha-"
//Aibou, I love you dearly. I really do, but you aren't helping.//
Yugi grinned sheepishly. /Sorry about that So are you gonna stay in that bathroom all day?/
//It smells bad in here...instead of opening the door, i think I'll just enter the puzzle from this side and lie down for a bit in my soul chamber. I'm sure whatever this is will have passed by the time I wake up.//
/Probably. Will you be okay by yourself?/
//Yes, Aibou, I'll be fine.//
Yugi's puzzle glowed brightly, and Yugi felt a wave of exhaustion overcome his other half as he heard him drop to the tiled floor.
/Yami?!/
//Ugh...Yugi...I don't have enough energy to return to the puzzle...what's happening?//
~~~~~~~~~~
"I HAVE ARRIVED!!!" Ishtal yelled at the top of his lungs, nearly deafening the two white haired boys staning on either side of him.
Bakura clutched his temples. "YOU DUMBASS!! RING THE DOORBELL!!"
"Where is it?!"
"Right there."
"...where?"
"There!"
"Where?"
"There!!"
"I don't see it..." Ishtal said, looking right at the bell.
Bakura snapped. "IT IS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE, DARK MALIK!!!!! "
Ishtal burst into tears. "You never said I was ugly before!!" He wailed, pretending to be highly upset. "You said you loved me!!" He threw himself on the doorstep, arms locked around Bakura's legs. He gazed up into his boyfriend's eyes.
"I wuv you..." He said in a squeaky voice. "I wuuuuuuuuuuuv you, Bakuwa."
Bakura sighed, looking strangely defeated. "Get the hell off me."
Ishtal scowled, and jumped to his feet, to which he calmly pulled back, and slapped Bakura across the face.
"Ow..."
"What's with you...I'm trying to get you to fight with me so we can have wild animal sex like we always do." Ishtal put his hand on his hips, pondering this as if it were as normal as anything.
"I feel like shit." Bakura responded, leaning against the door. "You kept me up too late, you bastard."
"You liked it."
"Yes, but still..."
Ishtal snorted. "If you think you're getting out of this party with a lame excuse like that, you're stupid. We don't have actual bodies to feel like shit with."
"True..."
"Uh...do you two possibly mind moving so that I can ring the doorbell?!" Ryou asked heatedly.
Ishtal pulled Bakura to one side, noticing that he didn't pull away. "Sorry, Ryou, forgot you were there."
Ryou shook his head, and pressed the button. A cow mooed. "That's an interesting doorbell for Kaiba to have."
Bakura leaned against his boyfriend's chest. "Mokuba probably fucked with it."
Ryou frowned. "You're going to have to watch your language around these little kids. And since Yugi's here you'll really have to watch it, because Yami will literally rip your head off if he hears you talking to Yugi like that."
Bakura flipped him off, and Ishtal snickered, as Honda answered to door.
"Hey you guys, hurry up and get in here. Kaiba will ba back with Mokuba in a few minutes."
Nakasaki: Readers of this fic will be out for your blood if you keep doing this...what an irritatingly short chapter...
Nakoruru: Well if you weren't such an anti-muse it might be longer. This is supposed to be a transitional chapter, anyway.
Nakasaki: Nice save...
Nakoruru: And I'm making you write it, so there.
Nakasaki: *smiles evilly* Wonderful.
Nakoruru: What the hell have I done?! Ja, everyone!
/hikari thinking/
//yami thinking//
(whispered,mumbled dialogue)
Oh. and Yami Malik is 'Ishtal' and Yami Bakura is 'Bakura', just to avoid any confusion.
Disclaimer:Unless my name changed or something, I don't own a damn thing. Oh, but I do own Arissa from the last chapter as well as the character Nakasaki who's helping me write this time.
Nakoruru: I have no idea what I'm doing on this chapter...lets just hope for the best okay? Uh...Nakasaki is helping me on this one and she's not an accomplished writer, so my first warning is that this chapter may suck ass.
Nakasaki: Alright, that was low...even for you.
Nakoruru: Well. you're not. Just do the warnings first and I'll let you take over when the romantic stuff starts. You read enough romance novels.
Nakasaki: Okay *smiles* Call me Nakoruru's yami, even though I'm not...exactly. Let me see...warnings include shonen ai, swearing, standard craziness, and an irritatingly whiny Yami Yugi.
Nakoruru: Nice job. Pairings are SetoxYami, RyouxMalik, BakuraxIshtal, AnzuxHonda...thats it.
Nakasaki: Oh, and about the name "Ishtal", Nako-chan writes it that way because "Ishtar" makes her think of the girl from Macross 2. And she's seen it written other places as "Ishtal".
Nakoruru: *shudders* Enough...on with the story.
CHAPTER 3 IS REALLY SHORT
"Are you okay, Yami?" Anzu asked, knocking on the bathroom door.(Nakoruru: I hate the name Tea)
Yami groaned. "Go away..." He muttered. She'd asked him that about 40 times already.
"Please open the door..." She persisted.
"No."
"How come?"
Yami was hard pressed for an answer. "I don't want to."
/That was weak...you must be sick if that is as good of an answer you can come up with./Yugi chuckled. (Nakoruru: Yes, that is proper grammar.)
//Funny. Get her away from me.//
/Roger, that./ Yugi turned the corner and saw Anzu on the outside of the bathroom.
"Hey, Anzu, I think Yami would prefer to be alone right now." Yugi ventured, trying to lead her away from the door. "If he's not feeling well, he probably doesn't want to be bothered." (Nakoruru: not by her, anyway.)
(Nakasaki: Nako-chan, stop interuppting the story, you have not even written a paragraph yet and this is your third fic break.)
(Nakoruru: I told you not to call me that...and I'm haning a major problem coming up with dialogue for The Annoying One.)
(Nakasaki: *sighs* Fine, do as you like.)
"Plus, we need you downstairs," Yugi added. "Everyone's already here and Seto and Mokuba are gonna be back soon."
Anzu sighed, relenting. "You're right. We have to get everyone situated. Uh," She looked back towards the door where violent retching sounds could be heard. "Tell me when he's better." She slowly walked down the hall and around the corner, diappearing out of sight.
Yugi walked over to the door and knelt by it so that Yami could hear him."You didn't drink any of Joey's punch, did you?"
"Well, aren't you the comedian today!" Yami said huffily.
"Im just trying to cheer you up. What exactly is the problem?"
"My stomach hurts." Yami moaned. "Can we go home?"
Yugi shook his head, disregarding the fact that his yami was on the other side of a closed door. "Why don't you come out and you can lie down for a while. I'm sure Seto will understand about this."
"I don't understand. I was never even ill in my former life and now this."
"It is kinda weird. I didn't think you could get sick since you don't technically have your own body and the only way you could get sick is through me, then. But I feel okay, so it has to be you and if you didn't drink Joey's punch, then wha-"
//Aibou, I love you dearly. I really do, but you aren't helping.//
Yugi grinned sheepishly. /Sorry about that So are you gonna stay in that bathroom all day?/
//It smells bad in here...instead of opening the door, i think I'll just enter the puzzle from this side and lie down for a bit in my soul chamber. I'm sure whatever this is will have passed by the time I wake up.//
/Probably. Will you be okay by yourself?/
//Yes, Aibou, I'll be fine.//
Yugi's puzzle glowed brightly, and Yugi felt a wave of exhaustion overcome his other half as he heard him drop to the tiled floor.
/Yami?!/
//Ugh...Yugi...I don't have enough energy to return to the puzzle...what's happening?//
~~~~~~~~~~
"I HAVE ARRIVED!!!" Ishtal yelled at the top of his lungs, nearly deafening the two white haired boys staning on either side of him.
Bakura clutched his temples. "YOU DUMBASS!! RING THE DOORBELL!!"
"Where is it?!"
"Right there."
"...where?"
"There!"
"Where?"
"There!!"
"I don't see it..." Ishtal said, looking right at the bell.
Bakura snapped. "IT IS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE, DARK MALIK!!!!! "
Ishtal burst into tears. "You never said I was ugly before!!" He wailed, pretending to be highly upset. "You said you loved me!!" He threw himself on the doorstep, arms locked around Bakura's legs. He gazed up into his boyfriend's eyes.
"I wuv you..." He said in a squeaky voice. "I wuuuuuuuuuuuv you, Bakuwa."
Bakura sighed, looking strangely defeated. "Get the hell off me."
Ishtal scowled, and jumped to his feet, to which he calmly pulled back, and slapped Bakura across the face.
"Ow..."
"What's with you...I'm trying to get you to fight with me so we can have wild animal sex like we always do." Ishtal put his hand on his hips, pondering this as if it were as normal as anything.
"I feel like shit." Bakura responded, leaning against the door. "You kept me up too late, you bastard."
"You liked it."
"Yes, but still..."
Ishtal snorted. "If you think you're getting out of this party with a lame excuse like that, you're stupid. We don't have actual bodies to feel like shit with."
"True..."
"Uh...do you two possibly mind moving so that I can ring the doorbell?!" Ryou asked heatedly.
Ishtal pulled Bakura to one side, noticing that he didn't pull away. "Sorry, Ryou, forgot you were there."
Ryou shook his head, and pressed the button. A cow mooed. "That's an interesting doorbell for Kaiba to have."
Bakura leaned against his boyfriend's chest. "Mokuba probably fucked with it."
Ryou frowned. "You're going to have to watch your language around these little kids. And since Yugi's here you'll really have to watch it, because Yami will literally rip your head off if he hears you talking to Yugi like that."
Bakura flipped him off, and Ishtal snickered, as Honda answered to door.
"Hey you guys, hurry up and get in here. Kaiba will ba back with Mokuba in a few minutes."
Nakasaki: Readers of this fic will be out for your blood if you keep doing this...what an irritatingly short chapter...
Nakoruru: Well if you weren't such an anti-muse it might be longer. This is supposed to be a transitional chapter, anyway.
Nakasaki: Nice save...
Nakoruru: And I'm making you write it, so there.
Nakasaki: *smiles evilly* Wonderful.
Nakoruru: What the hell have I done?! Ja, everyone!