Disclaimer: I dont own yugi, or any of the character(exept momo) BUT I KNOW
YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW!! unless your some sort of idiot ^.^;;
LOOO! ITS CHAPTER 5!!! but before i go on to the story, id like to answer
a few FAQs about Momo.
Q: What IS momo?
A: I dont really know.. I have a few theorys though. 1: born of the shadow
realm, thus, having many powers 2: the living embodiement of all things hyper
and sugary crazy 3: maybe both...hmm..
Q: Is Momo a girl or a boy?
A: Once again..I don't know. I tend to refer to Momo as an "it"
Q: Why is Momo picking on the Yu-gi-oh cast??
A: Momo is really random..so it just ran into the yugioh gang and thought..
"i thinks me shall have some fun"
Q: Do you think Momo is real?
A: YES. my friends have had a few encounters with Momo. Ill name a few. 1: My
sister saw a plane doing flips and spirals in front of her very eyes..no one
else saw, most likely Momo's work.2: My friend said on christmas morning, a
present was assigned to her dad from Momo. her parents know nothing of anyone
named Momo, and no one knows how it got under the tree, but it WAS a present
from Momo. (it was a smoothie maker, and only momo would give a smoothie
maker to a complete stranger) ^_^
And now.. for the actual story!
THIS STORY IS THE COMPLETE IDEA OF MY FRIEND, I JUST TOUCHED IT UP A LITTLE,
SO GIVE MY FRIEND (chibikurama) ALL THE CREDIT FOR DAY 9.
Start Day 9
(Tea, Joey, Triston, and Yugi, go to the beach. Uneventfull, right?)
Joey: Come on Yug! Are you done changing yet??
Tea: Yea. We're all waiting for you.
Yugi: *Comes out of changing stall in his red swim trunks* *looks up at Joey
and Triston's well toned abs and chests, then at himself**whimpers*
Triston: Hey, what's wrong yugi?
Yugi: IM NOT GOING OUT THERE!!
Joey: Oh yes you are..
*Joey and Triston grab yugi by the arms and drag him toward the water* *his
legs are flailing in the air*
Yugi: LET ME GO!
*the three pass Kaiba, who is showing off his buff bod to enraptured fan
girls*
Yugi: Even kaiba is..
*Joey and triston dump Yugi into the water, the start dnking eachother in
the water*
Yugi: *talking to puzzle* Hey Yami, I know you couln't help me in gym class
but..
Yami: no.
Yugi: But I didn't even..
Yami: No.
Yugi: Come on, you're the only one buffer than Kaiba!
Yami: I refuse to wear that embarrising red garment.
*people start staring at Yugi strangly as he yells at a shiny, triangular
neclace*
Yugi: COME OUT! *tries to force yami out*
Yami: NO! *switches back to yugi*
Yugi: YES!! *punches self*
Yami: NO! *punches*
Yami: I SAID COME! *punch*
Yami: NO!!! *punch*
ect..ect... untill..
*yugi falls unconsious. since he is in the water he starts to dround*
People: oh no! that little boy is drounding!!
Lifegaurd: *runs baywatch stle to save Yugi* I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE KID!
*yugi is saved*
Tea: Yugi! What happened!? Don't tell me you were arguing with the puzzle
again!
Yugi: *face covered in bruises* Um...yes...
Joey: hey, don't worry about it, nothing could be worse than...
*pegasus skips by with swim trunks on and whistiling "Face up, Face down"*
*all go blind* NOOOOOOO!!!
(end day 9) (this will emphasize on yami's gambling problem)
did you like that day? as i said before, it was completely the idea of
my friend. but this next day is MY idea. you hear? ALL MINE gOOD GENIOUS!
(Start day 10)
*yugi and yami are at school when yugi remembers he has to go to a detention*
Yugi: Hey Yami.
Yami: Yes Yugi?
Yugi: I'm sure you don't want to go to the detention I have.. *the detention
is for constantly fighting himself in school*..so I decided you should go
home by yourself. (and my teachers said not to bring you anyway)
Yami: uhh.. ok. That can't possibly be too hard.
Yugi: all right, I gotta go, I'll see you soon. Bye!
*Yami goes outside to the busses and gets on the bus home*
*random kid on bus sits next to Yami, thiking it is yugi**yugi has never
met the kid either, but the kid has seen yugi on the bus before and
decides he wants to be friends*
kid: Hello yugi! can i sit here?
Yami: ok, if that is were you wish to sit.
Kid: uh... so... whats up?
*Yami and the kid have a long conversation, but soon enough, its yami's stop*
*yami gets off the bus and goes to his house*
Grandpa: Hello Yugi! Hey, I thought you had a detention today.
Yami: I do *walks in house*
Grandpa: *is confused*
*yami sits down in front of the tv, unknowing of the things to come*
Momo: *appears* HELLOOOOO!!! MA GOOD FWEND PETE!!
Yami: Momo!? what do you want here? (and my name is not Pete -__- )
Momo: Well, I visited yugi at the school and he wanted to give you these!
*hold out tickest* *is a lie, momo never saw yugi today*
Yami: What are they?
Momo: Why, There TiCkEtS!
Yami: to what?
Momo: TO LAS VEGAS!!
Yami: ??
Momo: *gasp* YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE VEGAS CHEESE!?
Yami: uh..no..what is this vegas?
Momo: Well..*sly look on face* At vegas, there are places in which you must
risk everything on the turn of a card, spin of a die, or pull of a lever...
in other words..GaMeS.
Yami: *now very interested* so, Yugi really wants me to go?
Momo: Yessss...OH YEA! he wanted to give you these too. *hold up pixie
sticks*
Yami: what are those? *seems familliar somehow..
Momo: TAKE EM!! *opens pixie sticks and shoves the powder down yami's
troat*
Yami: *twitching* Wha.whats..gong...on..*twitch*.....LAMPOST!!
Momo: That's the spirit! TO THE VEGAS WORM!!
*Momo opens a porthole to vegas, Momo, and Yami*now hyper on sugar* jump in
the porthole*
*now they are in front of a gambling place casino*
Yami: LETS GO IN! LOO!
*a security gaurd is standing at the door*
gaurd: I need to see your ID
Yami: OOO k! *has no ID*
*momo magicaly makes an id card appear in Yami's pocket*
Yami: *grabs ID* HERE YOU ARE MA'AM! (gaurd is a boy)
Gaurd: *reading ID* Ok, you may enter...Pete Chubbcheeks.
Yami: I IS A PETE! *runs in casino*
*momo follows*
Yami: *In a daze at all of the games* *runs to nearest slot machine*
Yami: OOOH! A LUCK GAME!! *puts quarter in*
Yami: *concentrating (very hard to do when hyper) *pulls lever*
*millenium puzzle glows*
7
7
7
Yami: YAY!! NUMBERS!!!
*money pours out of machine*
Momo: *takes half* my client here made some money *shifty*
Yami: *dumps more pixie sticks in mouth* MORE!! GAMES!!! *runs off*
*momo looks at yami in the distance* far away voice: I BEt MY WHOLE DECK!
Momo: LOOO!!! THE CHAOS I HaVE CAUSED!! *flies out window to circle a tree*
~~~back at yugi's house~~~
*Bakura opens door* *noone is home*
Bakura: YUGI!! are you home!? I brought milk and cookies!.....
(i know you might think that milk and cookies is weird, but really, cookies
taste good and they have to go with milk. wouldn't YOU be overjoyed if your
friend brought you cookies?)
Bakura:....
*yami bakura is in a cage right now, so have no worries about him interfereing*
yami bakura: *in cage* Feeeeed meeeee..
bakura: no
Y. bakura: can you atleast give me that cookie that so temptilly hangs just
out of my reach?
bakura: no
y. bakura: *reaches for cookie but cant get it* WHY....
Momo: *flies into yami bakura's cage and takes cookie*
Y. bakura: NOOO!! MY ONLY RAY OF HOPE!! *falls*
~~~back to Yami yugi~~~
*he has lotsa money*
Yami: I BET ALL MY MONEY!!
person running the game: um..you have a .01% chance of winning with the bet
you made..and you have ALOT of money..
Yami: I SAID ALL OF IT!! SPIN THE WHEEL, GAME SLAVE!!
person at game: ok....crazy...
*Momo appears again and starts dancing, distracting Yami*
*yami watches momo*
person at game: um sir..you lost
Yami: well, THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME! I LOOSE!! LA!
Yami: *marches off, singing a song while eating more pixie sticks*
I HAVE THE BRAIN FLU!!
*gaurds walk up to yami*
Gaurds: exuse me sir, but if you have no money, you cant play any more games,
you'll have to leave.
Yami: NOOOOOOO! I MUST PLAY MORE EGGS!!
*Gaurds drag yami out of the casino*
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Momo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wait...yes?? hmm...yes yes yes yes yes..
Yami: *being dragged out of the casino* LET GO OF ME!! YOU MONKEY LOCusTS!!
Momo: yes yey yes yes yes yes yes....
Hiei: stop saying yes.
Momo: yes ma'am
gaurds: *throw Yami out of casino* NOW STAY OUT YOU LOON!
Yami: grandma soap *faints*
Yugi: *comes out of a porthole* Hello? someone left a porthole open..
*sees Yami on ground* YAMI!! WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?
Momo: yes es s s s s s s LAUNDRY WEEK!
*momo flies away*
Yugi:......
Yami: *wakes up* wha..what happened?? where am I??
Yugi: I'm not sure either..but let's go home..
Yami: um..ok
*both jump through porthole*
*at house*
Bakura:..why isn't Yugi home..*sad*
*yugi and yami appear*
Yugi: Bakura?? why are you here?
Bakura: there you are! I brought cookies
Yugi and Yami: ALRIGHT! COOKIES!
*all eat the cookies and live chocolatly ever after*
Momo: and they all whent blind from the knees up!
me: THATS IMPOSSIBLE!! YOU CANT SEE FROM YOUR FEET!
Momo: NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE EBOLA!!
me: Ebola doesnt give you feet sight!
Momo: AND THEY ALL DIED!!
me: ok... the end NOW!!
(end day 10)
OOOOLOOOO!!! FUNNY BOY!! LAYLA!! THE CUBICLE OF DEATH IS APPROACHING AT
A RATE OF 70 PANTs!!
"The one dissadvantage to being smart, is confusing the dumber people when
you speak"
next time: Kaiba discovers mountain dew! and MORE PEGASUS SAMA!!
YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW!! unless your some sort of idiot ^.^;;
LOOO! ITS CHAPTER 5!!! but before i go on to the story, id like to answer
a few FAQs about Momo.
Q: What IS momo?
A: I dont really know.. I have a few theorys though. 1: born of the shadow
realm, thus, having many powers 2: the living embodiement of all things hyper
and sugary crazy 3: maybe both...hmm..
Q: Is Momo a girl or a boy?
A: Once again..I don't know. I tend to refer to Momo as an "it"
Q: Why is Momo picking on the Yu-gi-oh cast??
A: Momo is really random..so it just ran into the yugioh gang and thought..
"i thinks me shall have some fun"
Q: Do you think Momo is real?
A: YES. my friends have had a few encounters with Momo. Ill name a few. 1: My
sister saw a plane doing flips and spirals in front of her very eyes..no one
else saw, most likely Momo's work.2: My friend said on christmas morning, a
present was assigned to her dad from Momo. her parents know nothing of anyone
named Momo, and no one knows how it got under the tree, but it WAS a present
from Momo. (it was a smoothie maker, and only momo would give a smoothie
maker to a complete stranger) ^_^
And now.. for the actual story!
THIS STORY IS THE COMPLETE IDEA OF MY FRIEND, I JUST TOUCHED IT UP A LITTLE,
SO GIVE MY FRIEND (chibikurama) ALL THE CREDIT FOR DAY 9.
Start Day 9
(Tea, Joey, Triston, and Yugi, go to the beach. Uneventfull, right?)
Joey: Come on Yug! Are you done changing yet??
Tea: Yea. We're all waiting for you.
Yugi: *Comes out of changing stall in his red swim trunks* *looks up at Joey
and Triston's well toned abs and chests, then at himself**whimpers*
Triston: Hey, what's wrong yugi?
Yugi: IM NOT GOING OUT THERE!!
Joey: Oh yes you are..
*Joey and Triston grab yugi by the arms and drag him toward the water* *his
legs are flailing in the air*
Yugi: LET ME GO!
*the three pass Kaiba, who is showing off his buff bod to enraptured fan
girls*
Yugi: Even kaiba is..
*Joey and triston dump Yugi into the water, the start dnking eachother in
the water*
Yugi: *talking to puzzle* Hey Yami, I know you couln't help me in gym class
but..
Yami: no.
Yugi: But I didn't even..
Yami: No.
Yugi: Come on, you're the only one buffer than Kaiba!
Yami: I refuse to wear that embarrising red garment.
*people start staring at Yugi strangly as he yells at a shiny, triangular
neclace*
Yugi: COME OUT! *tries to force yami out*
Yami: NO! *switches back to yugi*
Yugi: YES!! *punches self*
Yami: NO! *punches*
Yami: I SAID COME! *punch*
Yami: NO!!! *punch*
ect..ect... untill..
*yugi falls unconsious. since he is in the water he starts to dround*
People: oh no! that little boy is drounding!!
Lifegaurd: *runs baywatch stle to save Yugi* I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE KID!
*yugi is saved*
Tea: Yugi! What happened!? Don't tell me you were arguing with the puzzle
again!
Yugi: *face covered in bruises* Um...yes...
Joey: hey, don't worry about it, nothing could be worse than...
*pegasus skips by with swim trunks on and whistiling "Face up, Face down"*
*all go blind* NOOOOOOO!!!
(end day 9) (this will emphasize on yami's gambling problem)
did you like that day? as i said before, it was completely the idea of
my friend. but this next day is MY idea. you hear? ALL MINE gOOD GENIOUS!
(Start day 10)
*yugi and yami are at school when yugi remembers he has to go to a detention*
Yugi: Hey Yami.
Yami: Yes Yugi?
Yugi: I'm sure you don't want to go to the detention I have.. *the detention
is for constantly fighting himself in school*..so I decided you should go
home by yourself. (and my teachers said not to bring you anyway)
Yami: uhh.. ok. That can't possibly be too hard.
Yugi: all right, I gotta go, I'll see you soon. Bye!
*Yami goes outside to the busses and gets on the bus home*
*random kid on bus sits next to Yami, thiking it is yugi**yugi has never
met the kid either, but the kid has seen yugi on the bus before and
decides he wants to be friends*
kid: Hello yugi! can i sit here?
Yami: ok, if that is were you wish to sit.
Kid: uh... so... whats up?
*Yami and the kid have a long conversation, but soon enough, its yami's stop*
*yami gets off the bus and goes to his house*
Grandpa: Hello Yugi! Hey, I thought you had a detention today.
Yami: I do *walks in house*
Grandpa: *is confused*
*yami sits down in front of the tv, unknowing of the things to come*
Momo: *appears* HELLOOOOO!!! MA GOOD FWEND PETE!!
Yami: Momo!? what do you want here? (and my name is not Pete -__- )
Momo: Well, I visited yugi at the school and he wanted to give you these!
*hold out tickest* *is a lie, momo never saw yugi today*
Yami: What are they?
Momo: Why, There TiCkEtS!
Yami: to what?
Momo: TO LAS VEGAS!!
Yami: ??
Momo: *gasp* YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE VEGAS CHEESE!?
Yami: uh..no..what is this vegas?
Momo: Well..*sly look on face* At vegas, there are places in which you must
risk everything on the turn of a card, spin of a die, or pull of a lever...
in other words..GaMeS.
Yami: *now very interested* so, Yugi really wants me to go?
Momo: Yessss...OH YEA! he wanted to give you these too. *hold up pixie
sticks*
Yami: what are those? *seems familliar somehow..
Momo: TAKE EM!! *opens pixie sticks and shoves the powder down yami's
troat*
Yami: *twitching* Wha.whats..gong...on..*twitch*.....LAMPOST!!
Momo: That's the spirit! TO THE VEGAS WORM!!
*Momo opens a porthole to vegas, Momo, and Yami*now hyper on sugar* jump in
the porthole*
*now they are in front of a gambling place casino*
Yami: LETS GO IN! LOO!
*a security gaurd is standing at the door*
gaurd: I need to see your ID
Yami: OOO k! *has no ID*
*momo magicaly makes an id card appear in Yami's pocket*
Yami: *grabs ID* HERE YOU ARE MA'AM! (gaurd is a boy)
Gaurd: *reading ID* Ok, you may enter...Pete Chubbcheeks.
Yami: I IS A PETE! *runs in casino*
*momo follows*
Yami: *In a daze at all of the games* *runs to nearest slot machine*
Yami: OOOH! A LUCK GAME!! *puts quarter in*
Yami: *concentrating (very hard to do when hyper) *pulls lever*
*millenium puzzle glows*
7
7
7
Yami: YAY!! NUMBERS!!!
*money pours out of machine*
Momo: *takes half* my client here made some money *shifty*
Yami: *dumps more pixie sticks in mouth* MORE!! GAMES!!! *runs off*
*momo looks at yami in the distance* far away voice: I BEt MY WHOLE DECK!
Momo: LOOO!!! THE CHAOS I HaVE CAUSED!! *flies out window to circle a tree*
~~~back at yugi's house~~~
*Bakura opens door* *noone is home*
Bakura: YUGI!! are you home!? I brought milk and cookies!.....
(i know you might think that milk and cookies is weird, but really, cookies
taste good and they have to go with milk. wouldn't YOU be overjoyed if your
friend brought you cookies?)
Bakura:....
*yami bakura is in a cage right now, so have no worries about him interfereing*
yami bakura: *in cage* Feeeeed meeeee..
bakura: no
Y. bakura: can you atleast give me that cookie that so temptilly hangs just
out of my reach?
bakura: no
y. bakura: *reaches for cookie but cant get it* WHY....
Momo: *flies into yami bakura's cage and takes cookie*
Y. bakura: NOOO!! MY ONLY RAY OF HOPE!! *falls*
~~~back to Yami yugi~~~
*he has lotsa money*
Yami: I BET ALL MY MONEY!!
person running the game: um..you have a .01% chance of winning with the bet
you made..and you have ALOT of money..
Yami: I SAID ALL OF IT!! SPIN THE WHEEL, GAME SLAVE!!
person at game: ok....crazy...
*Momo appears again and starts dancing, distracting Yami*
*yami watches momo*
person at game: um sir..you lost
Yami: well, THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME! I LOOSE!! LA!
Yami: *marches off, singing a song while eating more pixie sticks*
I HAVE THE BRAIN FLU!!
*gaurds walk up to yami*
Gaurds: exuse me sir, but if you have no money, you cant play any more games,
you'll have to leave.
Yami: NOOOOOOO! I MUST PLAY MORE EGGS!!
*Gaurds drag yami out of the casino*
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Momo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wait...yes?? hmm...yes yes yes yes yes..
Yami: *being dragged out of the casino* LET GO OF ME!! YOU MONKEY LOCusTS!!
Momo: yes yey yes yes yes yes yes....
Hiei: stop saying yes.
Momo: yes ma'am
gaurds: *throw Yami out of casino* NOW STAY OUT YOU LOON!
Yami: grandma soap *faints*
Yugi: *comes out of a porthole* Hello? someone left a porthole open..
*sees Yami on ground* YAMI!! WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?
Momo: yes es s s s s s s LAUNDRY WEEK!
*momo flies away*
Yugi:......
Yami: *wakes up* wha..what happened?? where am I??
Yugi: I'm not sure either..but let's go home..
Yami: um..ok
*both jump through porthole*
*at house*
Bakura:..why isn't Yugi home..*sad*
*yugi and yami appear*
Yugi: Bakura?? why are you here?
Bakura: there you are! I brought cookies
Yugi and Yami: ALRIGHT! COOKIES!
*all eat the cookies and live chocolatly ever after*
Momo: and they all whent blind from the knees up!
me: THATS IMPOSSIBLE!! YOU CANT SEE FROM YOUR FEET!
Momo: NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE EBOLA!!
me: Ebola doesnt give you feet sight!
Momo: AND THEY ALL DIED!!
me: ok... the end NOW!!
(end day 10)
OOOOLOOOO!!! FUNNY BOY!! LAYLA!! THE CUBICLE OF DEATH IS APPROACHING AT
A RATE OF 70 PANTs!!
"The one dissadvantage to being smart, is confusing the dumber people when
you speak"
next time: Kaiba discovers mountain dew! and MORE PEGASUS SAMA!!