YAY!!!!! NOW FOR CHAPTER.....chapter........uh...........some number!!!
....yea. and i dont own yugioh.
(start day 11)
today we start off at kaibaland.
Kaiba: *fixing a broken thingy machine* man...this is the third time i've
fixed this stupid machine today..I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES OR
WHAT IT'S DOING IN MY PARK!!mumble..
random kid: OOOO!!! ITS SETO KAIBA!!! *gaspishy* WILL YOU FIX MY WATCH!!??
*its not actually a watch, its a tiny explosive, and if kaiba fixes it, the
world will explode*
Kaiba: WHAT AM I!? MR. FIX-IT!? go away kid.
random kid: awww...*walks away* blast, foiled again! (by the way, this kid
is evil)
Kaiba: man it's hot out here. I need a drink. *pushes button on arm* *gaurd
immediatly appears with a can of mountain dew.*
gaurd: here's your drink master Kaiba. sorry, but were out of all other
drinks. the shipment will arrive tommorow.
Kaiba: Whatever, just give it to me..im terribly hot.
random fan girl: OH SO TERRIBLY HOT YOU ARE!!! (not my opinion)
*Momo drags fan girl away*
Momo: IM AT YOUR SERVICE PETE!!
Kaiba: ......yea....*drinks some mountain dew*
Kaiba: well..at least im not thirsty anymore. *drinks more*
Kaiba: *works faster* *drinks more* *works even faster* * drinks more*
random kid: *walks up behind kaiba* Excuse me. are you Seto Kaiba?
kaiba: *turns slowly around toward kid, now half chibi and smiling widly*
WHY NO!! I AM PETE!! RULER OF THE SEVEN SHINY PANTS!!
kid: *backing off* uh...uh....eh...AHHHHH!! *runs* CRAZY PERSON!
Kaiba: *chuckling* eh he he....
(meanwhile at yugi's house)
Yugi: *drying dishes* hum de dum.....this is boring..
Grandpa: *comes stumbling in door* Yugi...help.......it's......it's........
k.....ka......ka....*faints*
Yugi: Wha!!? GRANDPA! *runs to grandpa* what happened?!
Grandpa...ka....kai...
Yugi: Who? who?
Momo: IT WAS....THE CRACKER BANDIT!!
Yugi: GO AWAY MOMO!! you're messing up the dramatic moment....-__-
Grandpa: *stands up quickly* actually, he's right. it was the cracker bandit.
Yugi: What? cracker bandit??
Momo: IT WAS!! *is suddenly in a banana outfit*
Yugi: um..
momo: TIS TRUE!! HE'S DOING CRAAAAZY THINGS! and i provoked him to do so..
...PANKAKE!
Yugi: *turns into Yami Yugi* well then, I better stop this crazieness.
Momo: I Am ALOFT! *flies away*
*back to kaiba*
Kaiba: *in purpleish zoro-like outfit, holdig a banana, and riding a giant
chicken (his name is pete)his hair is all messed up like he just woke up
and his face no longer looks very much like Kaiba's (practically a
transformation)*
Kaiba: I AM THE AMAZING CRACKER BANDIT!!*points banana* GIVE ME ALL YOUR
CRACKERS!! ONWARD PETE!!
Pete chicken: This is crazy! i wanna go home.
kaiba: NONSENSE! *he is in the middle of a buisy street* THE CRACKERS WILL
ALL BE MINE!! LAMPS!
person on street: GET OFF THE ROAD YOU LOON!!
Kaiba: Look pete! our first victom!
Pete: WHAT?! that is not our first victom! more like 30th victom! LET ME GO
HOME TO MY PLANET!
Kaiba: *continues to rant on, mostly of crackers and things to do with
cherries*
*kaiba charges toward persons..making them wear strange hats and taking any
crackers he can find*
*back to yugi*
Yami yugi: were is he? *runs through streets asking ppl about anyone named
"cracker bandit"*
kaiba: *still far away from Yugi* WATCH ME!! *shoves crackers in his mouth
and chews them, then he starts to wistle*
(wow, looks like the cracker bandit has the amazing ability to wistle while
chewing crackers!)
towns people: someone call the police! there's a crazy loon running loose!
Cracker bandit:(well, he's not kaiba anymore so why call him kaiba?): RIDE
PETE!! TO THE CRACKER STORE!!
Pete: .....
*at the cracker store*
Cracker bandit: *enters store* Bwa ha ha......
(back to yugi)
Yami Yugi: *still on the trail of the cracker bandit wanting t stop the
chaos*
Yami Yugi: were couldhe be? Ive searched everwere! and when i get a clue
on were he is, he's someplace else!
Momo: elementary watson! The case will be solved! all we need to do is..uh.
CHEESE!!! *pulls out violin made of cheese and starts to play dixie*
Yami Yugi: MOMO! Your not being of any help! I'll just follow the trail of
cracker crumbs and unconsios people...
(back to the cracker bandit in the cracker store)
Cracker bandit: *eating Chicken in a biscuit crackers* Mmmmm... CRACKERS!
Pete: um...why must you eat those...?
Cracker bandit: THEY HAVE REAL CHICKEN IN THEM!
Pete: I'M a chiken!!!
Cracker bandit: want some?
Pete: NO!!
*all of a sudden, Mokuba walks in the store to buy cookies (the cracker
store sells cookies too)*
Mokuba: Hello, I would like to...WHAT!? What happened!? why is the store
clerk on the ceiling??!
*then, at the very sound of Mokuba's voice, Kaiba transforms back to normal
Kaiba, without a clue what happened*
Kaiba: Wha....Mokuba? Were am I? ..huh?...WHY AM RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN!?
WHAT AM I WEARING!? WHATS GOING ON HERE!?
Mokuba: I was going to ask the same questions...
Pete: FINALLY! *throws off kaiba and runs away* IM FREE!!
Kaiba: ....I'm going home..
Mokuba: Yea..lets go home.
*Kaiba and Mokuba go home, and Kaiba puts his normal clothes back on and
goes back to working on the broken machine*
(back to yugi)
Yami Yugi: i give up...anyway..everyone says the cracker bandit left..
Momo: *eating cheese violin* WHAT A GREAt DAY AT THE MOON! *starts to dance*
Yami Yugi:....* turns back into normal yugi*
Yugi: I'm going back home. I sure hope that cracker bandit never comes back.
(End day 11)
WOOOHOO!! looks like Kaiba is still unaware of his amazing transformation
from mountain dew.(due to all the sugar in it and maybe some of the
chemicals) HEY! I smell a spin-off!!
I NEED YOU! IN YOUR REVIEW, TELL ME IF I SHOULD MAKE A SPIN-OFF SERIES JUST
FOR THE CRACKER BANDIT!! i think it would be funny. REMEMBER TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK! ^.^
(Start day 12)
Today, Pegasus is on his balcony, taking a moment to look at his lovely
island.
Pegasus: Ahh... it's such a nice day.
When suddenly... One of pegasus's henchmen decides to get revenge on pegasus
for accidently spilling wine on the henchman's new shirt. (this henchman has
some major head problems or something)
The angry henchman runs toward Pegasus, and because Pegasus is busy enjoying
the cool breeze that his millenium eye doesn't sense him coming, he shoves
pegasus off of the balcony! (I will torcher the henchman later for doing
that)
Pegasus: Wha!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Pegasus: *hits ground* (he's was only a few stories up, so he's ok) OW! What
in the world happened!?
*ground collapses and Pegasus falls into an underground cave*
Pegasus: ??? what is this? I dont remember this cave being here..OW! what is
this pointy thing under me?
*pegasus grabs the strange thing under him and he finds something amazing!*
* It looks like a rock, but its shiny, golden-like, and is sparkling like a
disco ball with glitter on it (now thats a shiny rock)*
Pegasus: This..this..could it be!? Could this possibly be the substance I
think it is??
*pegasus runs in his castle to examine the rock, (first sending the henchman
to the shadow realm) to see is his hypothesis is correct*
Pegasus: IT IS! I KNEW IT! The substance is...
*Suddenly Malik bursts in the door looking quite mad*
Malik: That rock is made of WORLDRULEIUM!! AND ITS MINE!!
Me: Hello, Im stopping this scene so i can tell you what WorldRuleium
(pronounced World-Rule-ee-um) is.
* music from an old science video plays*
Worldruleium, a substance found in many things. things that make people say,
"bwa ha ha! with this, I can rule the world!" just like in old super hero
movies. so if you see anything, in any show, that is shiny and allows for
world domination (mostly saught after by villains) is probobly worldruleium.
The millenium items only have a small amount of worldrulium in each of them,
so thats why you need 7 to rule the world. (millenium items are mosly gold,
metal, and magicpowerite (gives you powers!)
so that folks, is what worldruleium is. *music stops*
now back to the fic.
Pegasus: What makes you think it's yours!? I'm going to use this to rule the
world! allowing for millenium item collection!
Malik: Well, I had to take over alot of your henchmen's bodies to get here,
and I'm not giving up that worldruleium without a fight!
Pegasus: How about a duel?
Malik: No.
Pegasus: but why?
Malik: Because this fic's title specificly says "outside of the duel", so
were not allowed to duel.
Pegasus: Oh yea.. wait..then shouldnt this have Yugi in it??
*Yugi appears in room*
Yugi: Hey....what am I doing here?
*pegasus and malik stare at yugi in surprize*
Yugi: *seeing that BOTH of his enemys are in the same room with him* I think
I'll leave...*yugi leaves*
Malik: ...uh...now were were we?
Momo: YOU WERE GOING TO SING THE THEME TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND DANCE A
MUSICAL NUMBER FROM BLUES CLUES!
Malik: oh yea... *starts to sing and dance*
Pegasus: .....*starts to sneak away with worldruleium*
Malik: *dancing* If nautical monsence be something you wish, SPONGE BO..
HEY!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY WORLDRULEIUM! *chases after pegasus*
*they begin to blast millenium item beams at eachother* *malik is humming
sponge bob theme*
Pegasus: *while shooting beams* STOP THAT! THAT SONG IS ANNOYING!
Malik: Fine! But I have a better idea to solve this ordeal!
Pegasus: Alright, how?
Momo: By whoever can stuff more marshmellows in their mouth!! LOOLOLOO!!
Malik: YES! MY PLAN EXACTLY! *grabs a large bag of marshmellows*
(malik is persuaded easily, no?)
*both begin to stuff marshmellows in their mouths*
Malik: *with marshmellows in his mouth* Gib up yet?
Pegasus: *also with a marsmellow filled mouth* NEBER!
Momo: don't talk with food in your mouth children.
*marshmellow stuffing contest continues*
*then, both of them spit out thier marshmellows at the same time, almost
choking*
Malik: *breathing heavily* who won??
Pegasus: *Huff..*puff....I..dont know.
*Suddenly, they both turn to look at Momo, who is expanded the size of a
hippo from a thousand marshmellows* (stuffing marshmellows is easy for
a floating shadow thingy)
Momo: *spewing marshmelloow as he talks* I WIN! LOLO!! THE BAG OF CHIPS IS
MINE!!
Momo flies over to the chunk of worldruleium,takes it and dissapears. Malik
and pegasus stare at where momo was, then at eachother in confusion.
(End day 12)
LOLOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOLOOOO!!! WASN'T THAT jUST WONDERFULLY CHEEse!!
plz reveiw and remember to put your vote on weather the Cracker Bandit fic
should come to be!
well, i gotta go for now so i can fix my tv. THE SOUND IS COMING OUT UPSIDE-
DOWN!
Make sure to check the next chappie: Yugi has a strange day at school, and
The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh all have a strange dream!!
....yea. and i dont own yugioh.
(start day 11)
today we start off at kaibaland.
Kaiba: *fixing a broken thingy machine* man...this is the third time i've
fixed this stupid machine today..I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES OR
WHAT IT'S DOING IN MY PARK!!mumble..
random kid: OOOO!!! ITS SETO KAIBA!!! *gaspishy* WILL YOU FIX MY WATCH!!??
*its not actually a watch, its a tiny explosive, and if kaiba fixes it, the
world will explode*
Kaiba: WHAT AM I!? MR. FIX-IT!? go away kid.
random kid: awww...*walks away* blast, foiled again! (by the way, this kid
is evil)
Kaiba: man it's hot out here. I need a drink. *pushes button on arm* *gaurd
immediatly appears with a can of mountain dew.*
gaurd: here's your drink master Kaiba. sorry, but were out of all other
drinks. the shipment will arrive tommorow.
Kaiba: Whatever, just give it to me..im terribly hot.
random fan girl: OH SO TERRIBLY HOT YOU ARE!!! (not my opinion)
*Momo drags fan girl away*
Momo: IM AT YOUR SERVICE PETE!!
Kaiba: ......yea....*drinks some mountain dew*
Kaiba: well..at least im not thirsty anymore. *drinks more*
Kaiba: *works faster* *drinks more* *works even faster* * drinks more*
random kid: *walks up behind kaiba* Excuse me. are you Seto Kaiba?
kaiba: *turns slowly around toward kid, now half chibi and smiling widly*
WHY NO!! I AM PETE!! RULER OF THE SEVEN SHINY PANTS!!
kid: *backing off* uh...uh....eh...AHHHHH!! *runs* CRAZY PERSON!
Kaiba: *chuckling* eh he he....
(meanwhile at yugi's house)
Yugi: *drying dishes* hum de dum.....this is boring..
Grandpa: *comes stumbling in door* Yugi...help.......it's......it's........
k.....ka......ka....*faints*
Yugi: Wha!!? GRANDPA! *runs to grandpa* what happened?!
Grandpa...ka....kai...
Yugi: Who? who?
Momo: IT WAS....THE CRACKER BANDIT!!
Yugi: GO AWAY MOMO!! you're messing up the dramatic moment....-__-
Grandpa: *stands up quickly* actually, he's right. it was the cracker bandit.
Yugi: What? cracker bandit??
Momo: IT WAS!! *is suddenly in a banana outfit*
Yugi: um..
momo: TIS TRUE!! HE'S DOING CRAAAAZY THINGS! and i provoked him to do so..
...PANKAKE!
Yugi: *turns into Yami Yugi* well then, I better stop this crazieness.
Momo: I Am ALOFT! *flies away*
*back to kaiba*
Kaiba: *in purpleish zoro-like outfit, holdig a banana, and riding a giant
chicken (his name is pete)his hair is all messed up like he just woke up
and his face no longer looks very much like Kaiba's (practically a
transformation)*
Kaiba: I AM THE AMAZING CRACKER BANDIT!!*points banana* GIVE ME ALL YOUR
CRACKERS!! ONWARD PETE!!
Pete chicken: This is crazy! i wanna go home.
kaiba: NONSENSE! *he is in the middle of a buisy street* THE CRACKERS WILL
ALL BE MINE!! LAMPS!
person on street: GET OFF THE ROAD YOU LOON!!
Kaiba: Look pete! our first victom!
Pete: WHAT?! that is not our first victom! more like 30th victom! LET ME GO
HOME TO MY PLANET!
Kaiba: *continues to rant on, mostly of crackers and things to do with
cherries*
*kaiba charges toward persons..making them wear strange hats and taking any
crackers he can find*
*back to yugi*
Yami yugi: were is he? *runs through streets asking ppl about anyone named
"cracker bandit"*
kaiba: *still far away from Yugi* WATCH ME!! *shoves crackers in his mouth
and chews them, then he starts to wistle*
(wow, looks like the cracker bandit has the amazing ability to wistle while
chewing crackers!)
towns people: someone call the police! there's a crazy loon running loose!
Cracker bandit:(well, he's not kaiba anymore so why call him kaiba?): RIDE
PETE!! TO THE CRACKER STORE!!
Pete: .....
*at the cracker store*
Cracker bandit: *enters store* Bwa ha ha......
(back to yugi)
Yami Yugi: *still on the trail of the cracker bandit wanting t stop the
chaos*
Yami Yugi: were couldhe be? Ive searched everwere! and when i get a clue
on were he is, he's someplace else!
Momo: elementary watson! The case will be solved! all we need to do is..uh.
CHEESE!!! *pulls out violin made of cheese and starts to play dixie*
Yami Yugi: MOMO! Your not being of any help! I'll just follow the trail of
cracker crumbs and unconsios people...
(back to the cracker bandit in the cracker store)
Cracker bandit: *eating Chicken in a biscuit crackers* Mmmmm... CRACKERS!
Pete: um...why must you eat those...?
Cracker bandit: THEY HAVE REAL CHICKEN IN THEM!
Pete: I'M a chiken!!!
Cracker bandit: want some?
Pete: NO!!
*all of a sudden, Mokuba walks in the store to buy cookies (the cracker
store sells cookies too)*
Mokuba: Hello, I would like to...WHAT!? What happened!? why is the store
clerk on the ceiling??!
*then, at the very sound of Mokuba's voice, Kaiba transforms back to normal
Kaiba, without a clue what happened*
Kaiba: Wha....Mokuba? Were am I? ..huh?...WHY AM RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN!?
WHAT AM I WEARING!? WHATS GOING ON HERE!?
Mokuba: I was going to ask the same questions...
Pete: FINALLY! *throws off kaiba and runs away* IM FREE!!
Kaiba: ....I'm going home..
Mokuba: Yea..lets go home.
*Kaiba and Mokuba go home, and Kaiba puts his normal clothes back on and
goes back to working on the broken machine*
(back to yugi)
Yami Yugi: i give up...anyway..everyone says the cracker bandit left..
Momo: *eating cheese violin* WHAT A GREAt DAY AT THE MOON! *starts to dance*
Yami Yugi:....* turns back into normal yugi*
Yugi: I'm going back home. I sure hope that cracker bandit never comes back.
(End day 11)
WOOOHOO!! looks like Kaiba is still unaware of his amazing transformation
from mountain dew.(due to all the sugar in it and maybe some of the
chemicals) HEY! I smell a spin-off!!
I NEED YOU! IN YOUR REVIEW, TELL ME IF I SHOULD MAKE A SPIN-OFF SERIES JUST
FOR THE CRACKER BANDIT!! i think it would be funny. REMEMBER TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK! ^.^
(Start day 12)
Today, Pegasus is on his balcony, taking a moment to look at his lovely
island.
Pegasus: Ahh... it's such a nice day.
When suddenly... One of pegasus's henchmen decides to get revenge on pegasus
for accidently spilling wine on the henchman's new shirt. (this henchman has
some major head problems or something)
The angry henchman runs toward Pegasus, and because Pegasus is busy enjoying
the cool breeze that his millenium eye doesn't sense him coming, he shoves
pegasus off of the balcony! (I will torcher the henchman later for doing
that)
Pegasus: Wha!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Pegasus: *hits ground* (he's was only a few stories up, so he's ok) OW! What
in the world happened!?
*ground collapses and Pegasus falls into an underground cave*
Pegasus: ??? what is this? I dont remember this cave being here..OW! what is
this pointy thing under me?
*pegasus grabs the strange thing under him and he finds something amazing!*
* It looks like a rock, but its shiny, golden-like, and is sparkling like a
disco ball with glitter on it (now thats a shiny rock)*
Pegasus: This..this..could it be!? Could this possibly be the substance I
think it is??
*pegasus runs in his castle to examine the rock, (first sending the henchman
to the shadow realm) to see is his hypothesis is correct*
Pegasus: IT IS! I KNEW IT! The substance is...
*Suddenly Malik bursts in the door looking quite mad*
Malik: That rock is made of WORLDRULEIUM!! AND ITS MINE!!
Me: Hello, Im stopping this scene so i can tell you what WorldRuleium
(pronounced World-Rule-ee-um) is.
* music from an old science video plays*
Worldruleium, a substance found in many things. things that make people say,
"bwa ha ha! with this, I can rule the world!" just like in old super hero
movies. so if you see anything, in any show, that is shiny and allows for
world domination (mostly saught after by villains) is probobly worldruleium.
The millenium items only have a small amount of worldrulium in each of them,
so thats why you need 7 to rule the world. (millenium items are mosly gold,
metal, and magicpowerite (gives you powers!)
so that folks, is what worldruleium is. *music stops*
now back to the fic.
Pegasus: What makes you think it's yours!? I'm going to use this to rule the
world! allowing for millenium item collection!
Malik: Well, I had to take over alot of your henchmen's bodies to get here,
and I'm not giving up that worldruleium without a fight!
Pegasus: How about a duel?
Malik: No.
Pegasus: but why?
Malik: Because this fic's title specificly says "outside of the duel", so
were not allowed to duel.
Pegasus: Oh yea.. wait..then shouldnt this have Yugi in it??
*Yugi appears in room*
Yugi: Hey....what am I doing here?
*pegasus and malik stare at yugi in surprize*
Yugi: *seeing that BOTH of his enemys are in the same room with him* I think
I'll leave...*yugi leaves*
Malik: ...uh...now were were we?
Momo: YOU WERE GOING TO SING THE THEME TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND DANCE A
MUSICAL NUMBER FROM BLUES CLUES!
Malik: oh yea... *starts to sing and dance*
Pegasus: .....*starts to sneak away with worldruleium*
Malik: *dancing* If nautical monsence be something you wish, SPONGE BO..
HEY!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY WORLDRULEIUM! *chases after pegasus*
*they begin to blast millenium item beams at eachother* *malik is humming
sponge bob theme*
Pegasus: *while shooting beams* STOP THAT! THAT SONG IS ANNOYING!
Malik: Fine! But I have a better idea to solve this ordeal!
Pegasus: Alright, how?
Momo: By whoever can stuff more marshmellows in their mouth!! LOOLOLOO!!
Malik: YES! MY PLAN EXACTLY! *grabs a large bag of marshmellows*
(malik is persuaded easily, no?)
*both begin to stuff marshmellows in their mouths*
Malik: *with marshmellows in his mouth* Gib up yet?
Pegasus: *also with a marsmellow filled mouth* NEBER!
Momo: don't talk with food in your mouth children.
*marshmellow stuffing contest continues*
*then, both of them spit out thier marshmellows at the same time, almost
choking*
Malik: *breathing heavily* who won??
Pegasus: *Huff..*puff....I..dont know.
*Suddenly, they both turn to look at Momo, who is expanded the size of a
hippo from a thousand marshmellows* (stuffing marshmellows is easy for
a floating shadow thingy)
Momo: *spewing marshmelloow as he talks* I WIN! LOLO!! THE BAG OF CHIPS IS
MINE!!
Momo flies over to the chunk of worldruleium,takes it and dissapears. Malik
and pegasus stare at where momo was, then at eachother in confusion.
(End day 12)
LOLOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOLOOOO!!! WASN'T THAT jUST WONDERFULLY CHEEse!!
plz reveiw and remember to put your vote on weather the Cracker Bandit fic
should come to be!
well, i gotta go for now so i can fix my tv. THE SOUND IS COMING OUT UPSIDE-
DOWN!
Make sure to check the next chappie: Yugi has a strange day at school, and
The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh all have a strange dream!!