Aragorn was lost in deep thought. He must tell Arwen about his steamy affair with Legolas. But when? And how? He sunk his head into his hands and slowly drifted into a troubled sleep, filled with nightmares of him and Legolas being separated forever. It was much too hard to bear.

He was suddenly jolted awake. "Will you tell Arwen?" Legolas asked him. "I know I must" Aragorn replied, his head hanging in despair. "I just don't know if I can". Legolas looked into Aragorn's deep troubled eyes and comforted him with a tender kiss. "Do it for us" he said. Aragorn slowly lifted his head. "Yes. I'll do it for us".

Legolas stood up. "Don't worry. It's better for our relationship if you get it off you chest." He said and turned to leave. "Legolas, wait." Aragorn took his hand gently. "Thank you.for everything". Legolas smiled warmly. "I'm always there for someone whom I love. Someone who has always been so close to my heart." Aragorn held him in a tight embrace and kissed him passionately.

After a short while however, Legolas began to push Aragorn away. "What's wrong, my love?" Aragorn asked. There was no reply. Legolas was staring wide-eyed toward the door behind Aragorn.

Following his gaze, Aragorn turned around, only to face a quivering and very pale Arwen. "How dare you!" she cried, grabbing the Elessar* off his neck. Aragorn was stunned. After a short pause he started to speak. "I was going to tell you," he told her, his voice soft. "I never meant for you to find out like this." He took Legolas's hand into his own. "He and I are destined for each other". He looked at Legolas and smiled gently. "It's just the way it's meant to be" he said and lightly kissed Legolas on the cheek. "I'm sorry". Arwen looked at Aragorn. "But I love you" she told "I know" Aragorn replied. "But I love Legolas".

All this while, Legolas seemed to have been deep in thought. Finally he spoke up. "I have and idea" "What is it, my darling?" Aragorn asked, his hand still in his. Arwen flashed them a look of disgust. "Well." replied Legolas "We could have a threesome" For the first time, Arwen stopped crying. "Maybe it's worth a try" she said, sniffling. Aragorn looked at Legolas. "You're always full of good ideas, baby"

Suddenly, there was a loud grunt at the door. They all turned to face a short, hairy dwarf staring at them with a look of disgust on his face. "What's going on?' he asked impatiently. The other three looked at each other desperately searching for an excuse. "Well.if you really want to know we were discussing plans for a threesome" Legolas replied, looking down on the fat dwarf. Gimli's face soured even more. "WITHOUT ME?" he bellowed. His voice then became softer. "I'm always left out of everything" A tear fell down his cheek. "Just because I'm a dwarf."

Arwen crossed the room and laid a hand on his shoulder. "The more the merrier, Gimli. In fact we were just about to ask if you would like to join in". Aragorn and Legolas both looked like they were going to be sick. Arwen, however, quickly flashed them a threatening look and they both were forced to go along with her.

Aragorn walked to the door and slowly closed it. "No one will find us here. We have the room to ourselves"

*An elf jewel that was handed from Arwen to Aragorn as a reminder of their love for each other.
....... What will happen? Will they be caught? Will they go through with it? Will someone else join in?

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-eli.