Aragorn walked as sexily as he could back to the bed.
"Come here, Legolas baby" he said, in a purring voice.
Legolas started to make his way over to join Aragorn but was roughly pushed
aside by a very enthusiastic Gimli.
"Make way." he shouted, doing a run up. He jumped on to the bed and,
shocking everyone, landed directly on top of Aragorn, who let out a high-
pitched scream.
"Oh sorry" Gimli said, apologetically. "I've been trying to lose a bit of
weight but it's just so hard for a muscled dwarf like me."
However, poor, crushed Aragorn didn't reply.
"Aragorn," Gimli asked. "Aragorn?" his voice getting more anxious and loud.
"ARAGORN?"
Legolas walked to the bed. "Sweetie? It's okay, I'm here now"
Aragorn's lips began to quiver.
"I.love.you...Legolas."
He breathed his last and lay still and pale on the bed.
Legolas began to weep loudly. "Oh Aragorn" he cried between his sobs. "What
have you done to deserve this cruel death?"
Arwen, who until now had been nothing more than a very shocked onlooker
comforted Legolas.
"Don't worry Legolas, it's not your fault."
Then after a short pause, she turned to Gimli, her face bright red with
fury.
"Look what you did, you retarded dwarf.I HATE you. Everyone hates you. Why
did you ever come here?"
Gimli began to moan.
"I've never been too fond of you either, Arwen. But I never thought it
would come to this".
Gimli slowly picked up his axe.
"Goodbye, Arwen."
"Noooooo" Arwen screamed. "Please Gimli, no.."
"NOBODY INSULTS A DWARF" he cried and chopped of her head.
Legolas, who had been standing there frozen, finally spoke. "Well, this has come to quite an interesting end, hasn't it?" "Yes"-replied Gimli. Just the two of us left.here.alone." Legolas looked around the room , at dead, pale Aragorn lying on the bed and Arwen's head and then at Gimli, into his brown, beautiful eyes. Only then did he realize who he was really destined for- It was Gimli, all along, good old Gimli. He felt.love. Gimli took his hand. "Do you love me too?" he asked Legolas. "Yes." He told him. "Finally I realize my true feelings." And they embraced in a tender kiss.
-eli
Legolas, who had been standing there frozen, finally spoke. "Well, this has come to quite an interesting end, hasn't it?" "Yes"-replied Gimli. Just the two of us left.here.alone." Legolas looked around the room , at dead, pale Aragorn lying on the bed and Arwen's head and then at Gimli, into his brown, beautiful eyes. Only then did he realize who he was really destined for- It was Gimli, all along, good old Gimli. He felt.love. Gimli took his hand. "Do you love me too?" he asked Legolas. "Yes." He told him. "Finally I realize my true feelings." And they embraced in a tender kiss.
-eli