A/N-Hurray for fanfiction working for me again!
yep thats all I had to say :D
Hermione picked herself up off the ground and gathered up her books.
'First things first' Hermione thought determidly to herself
'Time to get back my friends,god knows how I can pull this off without the two biggest rule breakers in school'
Yes,that's right folks,Hermione Granger,head girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry was actually going to skip a class.
'I'm sure Professor McGonagall will understand' Hermione thought again to herself as she made her way up the staircase and headed towards the Gryffindor common room.
She came to the portrait of the fat lady who seemed to be entertaining some rather amusing and intoxicated guests.
"Oh hello there young lassie" the fat lady giggled at Hermione
"umm aren't you going to ask me the password?" Hermione asked,quite scared of the fact that it was humanely possible for a figure in a painting to get pissed off their nutter.
"hahaha quite right lassie quite right.Password please?" the fat lady managed to splutter out in a burst of giggles while at the same time tripping over a very very drunk and very very passed out pear that had obviously been visiting from the painting that leads into the kitchen.
'A drunk piece of fruit..wonders never cease' Hermione shook her head
"Oliver Wood rocks my world"
"hahaha he certainly does" The fat lady giggled again and the portrait swung open
'Alright here we go,brace yourself Hermione' The brown haired girl thought to herself shakily as she entered the common room to find not only Ron and Harry waiting in there,glaring daggers,but also the entire population of students who resided in Gryffindor tower.
"I guess I wasn't the only one to cut class" Hermione muttered
"You have no right being here" Spat Ron
"Why don't you just go back and screw Malfoy again....you...you mudblood whore!"
Everyone in the tower uttered cliche' gasps.They were all pissed at Hermione,she had slept with the enemy AND tried to get herself into Slytherin.But calling someone a mudblood just wasn't on if you were a Gryffindor,it just wasn't cricket.
"Oh for Christs sake Ron" Hermione yelled,quite hurt and enraged at his comment
"I didn't do anything!The bastard was lying.How could you believe a bouncing ferret like Malfoy over your best friend.I mean isn't it just a little obvious,even for you,to see that he was obviously just trying to get revenge on me for yesterday!"
"Yeah nice try Hermione" he yelled back
"If it was all just a lie then how can you explain the pictures" Ron thrust the photographs into plain view of everyone.
Hermione rolled her eyes,stormed over to where Ron was standing and snatched the pictures from Rons hands.
"Honestly don't you people know anything,christ and you call yourselfs wizards."
She brought her wand out from under her robes and slammed the end down on the photographs.
"Deletrius Incantatem!" Hermione roared,letting out all the emotion she had held in(well mostly) for the last half hour
The photo's flickered slightly and the images of Hermione and Draco slowly transformed back into the images of the original photograph.
"See I told you all!" Hermione said,quite satisfied with her own abilities to show them all up
"It was all only a spell to make everyone believe that....OH MY GOD!"
Everyone quickly crowded around to look at what Hermione was yelling about now.What they saw no doubtly scarred each and every one of them for the rest of their lives.
Two people still remained in the photographs.Ron was about to accuse Hermione of being a lying whore again when he suddenly his eyes focused on who the two people in the photograph were.
It was Professor Sprout and Snape,going at it like there was no tomorrow.At closer glance you could see Snape wearing black boxers with flashing green writing that says "I love Sprouty"
"OH MY GOD" Squealed Ginny
"I'M BLIND,I'M BLIND" Screamed Harry as he ran around the room trying to erase the images from his head
"Thats some nasty shit" commented Dean Thomas
Ron didn't have time to comment,as he had past out dead on the floor and Hermione had covered her mouth tostop herself from being sick.
~20 minutes later~
The commotion had somewhat died down by this time.Ron had regained conciousness but was cowering the corner.Harry was now sitting on a coach next to Hermione,but was still muttering random sentances about his eyes being soiled for life.The rest of Gryffindor tower had spent the last 20 minutes avoiding coming within 10 metres of the photographs and apologising whole heartedly to Hermione.
"Well I hope you all believe me now" Hermione said quietly
"Herm,we're so sorry" Ron and Harry said at the same time
"It's alright guys,I probably would have reacted the same way if I had seen a photograph of one of you with Malfoy"
The next 5 minutes consisted of Hermione and Ginny trying to calm down two hysterical boys by the names of Ron and Harry who were once again scarred for life at the prospect of either one of them "Doing It" with Malfoy.
"Men" muttered Hermione to herself
"Anyway,everyone I need your help.All of you." The Gryffindors crowded around
"I think it's time for a little payback on both Snape and Malfoy for the little spectacle they pulled today.I can't do it alone though.Harry,I need you and Ron to get out your invisibility cloak and break into Snapes storeroom tonight.I want to you steal the following ingredients.." She handed him a piece of parchment
"All the rest of you,I need you all to spread the word to everyone in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw to be in the dungeons corridors tommorow,third period.Make sure the Slytherins find out too,but make them think that Snape is going to do something horrible to a Gryffindor or something.Ginny I'm sure you can handle that last little bit,we all know what a wonderful actor you are."
Ginny winked at her. "You got it Herm"
"Now if you'll excuse me,I need to go and have a little chat with Professor McGonagall" Hermione flashed a smirk at her fellow housemates that would even have rivalled the famous Malfoy ones.
The rest of the Gryffindors set out to peform their individual tasks.Tomrrow was going to be a beautiful day
A/n-BAHAHAHA sorry guys to leave you hanging like that,especially without any song to keep you going in this chapter.Don't worry,I promise to to give you one in chapter 4 :D
A big fat thanks to gregsmithlvr who came up with the idea of the sprout boxers(yes unfortunately I can't claim that little bit of genius) Thanks for the idea,had me laughing for about 10 minutes
Thankyou to all of you who have reviewed and egged me on to write more for this fic.I've had over 40 reviews so far and each and every one of them has been positive.Thank you all so much. If you have any songs you would like me to parody for this story or otherwise,don't hesitate to email me at madam_pyro@hotmail.com with what the song is and what character/situation you want it to be about.I'll try me best to parody as many as possible now,because when school starts back up again I wont be able to do it as much(shakes fist at year 12) Try and make the song a relatively well known one(classics are always good) so people know what the hell im going on about lol :D
p.s. WOO HOO my birthday in 5 days! *does a little dance*
yep thats all I had to say :D
Hermione picked herself up off the ground and gathered up her books.
'First things first' Hermione thought determidly to herself
'Time to get back my friends,god knows how I can pull this off without the two biggest rule breakers in school'
Yes,that's right folks,Hermione Granger,head girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry was actually going to skip a class.
'I'm sure Professor McGonagall will understand' Hermione thought again to herself as she made her way up the staircase and headed towards the Gryffindor common room.
She came to the portrait of the fat lady who seemed to be entertaining some rather amusing and intoxicated guests.
"Oh hello there young lassie" the fat lady giggled at Hermione
"umm aren't you going to ask me the password?" Hermione asked,quite scared of the fact that it was humanely possible for a figure in a painting to get pissed off their nutter.
"hahaha quite right lassie quite right.Password please?" the fat lady managed to splutter out in a burst of giggles while at the same time tripping over a very very drunk and very very passed out pear that had obviously been visiting from the painting that leads into the kitchen.
'A drunk piece of fruit..wonders never cease' Hermione shook her head
"Oliver Wood rocks my world"
"hahaha he certainly does" The fat lady giggled again and the portrait swung open
'Alright here we go,brace yourself Hermione' The brown haired girl thought to herself shakily as she entered the common room to find not only Ron and Harry waiting in there,glaring daggers,but also the entire population of students who resided in Gryffindor tower.
"I guess I wasn't the only one to cut class" Hermione muttered
"You have no right being here" Spat Ron
"Why don't you just go back and screw Malfoy again....you...you mudblood whore!"
Everyone in the tower uttered cliche' gasps.They were all pissed at Hermione,she had slept with the enemy AND tried to get herself into Slytherin.But calling someone a mudblood just wasn't on if you were a Gryffindor,it just wasn't cricket.
"Oh for Christs sake Ron" Hermione yelled,quite hurt and enraged at his comment
"I didn't do anything!The bastard was lying.How could you believe a bouncing ferret like Malfoy over your best friend.I mean isn't it just a little obvious,even for you,to see that he was obviously just trying to get revenge on me for yesterday!"
"Yeah nice try Hermione" he yelled back
"If it was all just a lie then how can you explain the pictures" Ron thrust the photographs into plain view of everyone.
Hermione rolled her eyes,stormed over to where Ron was standing and snatched the pictures from Rons hands.
"Honestly don't you people know anything,christ and you call yourselfs wizards."
She brought her wand out from under her robes and slammed the end down on the photographs.
"Deletrius Incantatem!" Hermione roared,letting out all the emotion she had held in(well mostly) for the last half hour
The photo's flickered slightly and the images of Hermione and Draco slowly transformed back into the images of the original photograph.
"See I told you all!" Hermione said,quite satisfied with her own abilities to show them all up
"It was all only a spell to make everyone believe that....OH MY GOD!"
Everyone quickly crowded around to look at what Hermione was yelling about now.What they saw no doubtly scarred each and every one of them for the rest of their lives.
Two people still remained in the photographs.Ron was about to accuse Hermione of being a lying whore again when he suddenly his eyes focused on who the two people in the photograph were.
It was Professor Sprout and Snape,going at it like there was no tomorrow.At closer glance you could see Snape wearing black boxers with flashing green writing that says "I love Sprouty"
"OH MY GOD" Squealed Ginny
"I'M BLIND,I'M BLIND" Screamed Harry as he ran around the room trying to erase the images from his head
"Thats some nasty shit" commented Dean Thomas
Ron didn't have time to comment,as he had past out dead on the floor and Hermione had covered her mouth tostop herself from being sick.
~20 minutes later~
The commotion had somewhat died down by this time.Ron had regained conciousness but was cowering the corner.Harry was now sitting on a coach next to Hermione,but was still muttering random sentances about his eyes being soiled for life.The rest of Gryffindor tower had spent the last 20 minutes avoiding coming within 10 metres of the photographs and apologising whole heartedly to Hermione.
"Well I hope you all believe me now" Hermione said quietly
"Herm,we're so sorry" Ron and Harry said at the same time
"It's alright guys,I probably would have reacted the same way if I had seen a photograph of one of you with Malfoy"
The next 5 minutes consisted of Hermione and Ginny trying to calm down two hysterical boys by the names of Ron and Harry who were once again scarred for life at the prospect of either one of them "Doing It" with Malfoy.
"Men" muttered Hermione to herself
"Anyway,everyone I need your help.All of you." The Gryffindors crowded around
"I think it's time for a little payback on both Snape and Malfoy for the little spectacle they pulled today.I can't do it alone though.Harry,I need you and Ron to get out your invisibility cloak and break into Snapes storeroom tonight.I want to you steal the following ingredients.." She handed him a piece of parchment
"All the rest of you,I need you all to spread the word to everyone in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw to be in the dungeons corridors tommorow,third period.Make sure the Slytherins find out too,but make them think that Snape is going to do something horrible to a Gryffindor or something.Ginny I'm sure you can handle that last little bit,we all know what a wonderful actor you are."
Ginny winked at her. "You got it Herm"
"Now if you'll excuse me,I need to go and have a little chat with Professor McGonagall" Hermione flashed a smirk at her fellow housemates that would even have rivalled the famous Malfoy ones.
The rest of the Gryffindors set out to peform their individual tasks.Tomrrow was going to be a beautiful day
A/n-BAHAHAHA sorry guys to leave you hanging like that,especially without any song to keep you going in this chapter.Don't worry,I promise to to give you one in chapter 4 :D
A big fat thanks to gregsmithlvr who came up with the idea of the sprout boxers(yes unfortunately I can't claim that little bit of genius) Thanks for the idea,had me laughing for about 10 minutes
Thankyou to all of you who have reviewed and egged me on to write more for this fic.I've had over 40 reviews so far and each and every one of them has been positive.Thank you all so much. If you have any songs you would like me to parody for this story or otherwise,don't hesitate to email me at madam_pyro@hotmail.com with what the song is and what character/situation you want it to be about.I'll try me best to parody as many as possible now,because when school starts back up again I wont be able to do it as much(shakes fist at year 12) Try and make the song a relatively well known one(classics are always good) so people know what the hell im going on about lol :D
p.s. WOO HOO my birthday in 5 days! *does a little dance*