A/N-Disclaimer,I do not own any of J.K Rowlings characters...thus why they
are referred to as her characters and not Tegans characters.And if they
belonged to me I would be too busy playing "quidditch" with Oliver and
Draco to be writing
Dudes,I am SO sorry I haven't updated lately.I wrote chapter 4 awhile ago but the document manager was stuffing up on me *shakes fist* All is well now though :) sorry once again,I wasn't abandoning my story or anyone,just technical difficulties going on.
The two songs(yes two!) that have been parodied in this chapter are-
Cruisin by Gwenyth Paltrow and Huey lewis(spelling probably wrong)
Cherry Lips by Garbage
enjoy ;)
"As I mentioned last week,today we're going to be making hate potions" Said Snape Loudly in his usual surly way.
It was Wednesday morning,third period,which happened to be the set time for the Gryffindors revenge against Slytherin.Or to be more specific,Hermiones revenge againts Malfoy and Snape.
"After you have finished your potion you will be testing it on your partners" Snape shot a particularly gleeful Slytherin smirk towards Ron and Harry,the two partners in crime who he was very much interested to see at each others throats.
Of coarse,he didn't know that they(along with the rest of the class that didn't wear green and silver as house colours) wouldn't be taking their potions this particular day
"Now remember class,the final ingredient you add MUST be aconite root,NOT mandrake root.Adding that to the potion would reverse its effects to make a...love potion" He spat the last few words out with disgust. "That lasts for up to 10 minutes I might add"
"Oh we wouldn't want that" whispered Ron to Harry before the pair burst into fits of laughter
"POTTER!WEASLEY! Will you too stop passing love notes under the desk and pay attention in my class!20 points from Gryffindor"
Hermione rolled her eyes
'Alright,it's show time' She thought to herself,anxious for the games to begin
The head girl of Gryffindor raised her hand.
"Excuse me Professor" She said in a thickly coated sugary and oh so innocent voice
Ron and harry muffled snorts of laughter
Snapes eyes narrowd. "Yes Miss Granger"
"I don't have a lab partner and so I guess,for the potion to work of course,it would be only appropriate for you to be my partner" She set off the whole sentance with a sweet little smile
Snape rolled his eyes in frustration. "Oh very Miss Granger,get over here now and be quick about it" he snapped
Hermione quickly turned to wink and Ron and Harry before leaving her desk. "Yes sir"
~One Hour Later~
There was a knock at the door.Phase two of the plan was about to be set into motion
"ENTER!" barked Snape
Professor McGonagall opened the door and went to shut it behind her.Only people who were sitting in the back row(which of course were all Gryffindors..quite the coincedence) would have seen the files of people pouring down the steps towards the dungeon corridors.Ron,Neville,Dean and Harry all shared a communal grin.
"Severus was wondering if I could have a word to you in your office for a moment" The stern but head mistress said as she walked up to the potion masters desk
Snape looked at her puzzled but accepted this rather odd situation as important buisness.
"Of course Minerva" He muttered
"I trust you are competant enough to add the aconite root Miss Granger" he said in a way that really makes a person marvel at his ability to turn a glare into a tone of voice
"Of course professor" Hermione smiled sweetly again
Snape glared again and motioned Professor McGonagall towards his office.
"This way Minerva"
And with that the two disappeared into Snapes office with a slamming of the door.
Hermione began to hum happily as she took out HER last ingredient for the potion.She chopped it up finely and threw it into the cauldron which bubbled and whizzed for a few seconds
'Yep' thought Hermione.'Mandrake root will do that'
~At the same time~
Ron and Harry had risen from their desks to "get a few more ingredients from the shelves"
Malfoy was engrossed in adding the final few ingredients to his potion
'Not for long' Thought Harry as he took out his wand and whispered quietly "Diffindo"
Suddenly Draco's bag made a ripping sound and the entire thing split in two,sending all of the contents spilling onto the floor.Draco swore under his breath,he hadn't even noticed Harry had done anything.
As the pair walked past,Harry casually brushed his palm across Draco's desk,causing all of the aconite root to fall onto the floor unnoticed.Within five seconds Ron had replaced the "spilled" ingredient with mandrake root.Hopefully Draco wouldn't notice the difference.
After the two had picked up a few unneeded ingredients to make it look like they weren't up to anything,they returned to their desks to make sure Draco added the mandrake root.Which he did as soon as he returned from picking up his belongings.
"God and I thought he was good at potions" muttered Harry muttered with amusement
"Yeah,the stupid git didn't even know the difference" Ron replied
It was then that Snapes office door crashed open again as he stalked out in the usual Snape style,cape flying.Professor McGonagall exited the room also,taking her time heading towards the classroon door.
"Alright,I expect you all have finished your potions and so now one of the partners will test it" He snarled
Snape proceeded to pick which person out of each of the pairs would be testing the potion.Draco was picked out of his pair.Snape actually voulinteered to test his and Hermiones is the vain hope that something might be wrong with it and he could therefore take points off Gryffindor.
'Excellent' Thought all the Gryffindors
Snape took a big swig of the potion,as did Malfoy.Their eyes locked on each other as they realized that no one else was drinking.Their realization that something wasn't right came much too late though.The potion was taking effect and they had spotted each other out of everyone else in the room first.This was even better then Hermione had even imagined.The two were staring into each others eyes,oblivious to anyone else in the room.Harry ran over and opened the door,motioning for every in the halls to try and look it.The fun real fun was about to begin.
Snape and Malfoy both jumped onto the closest desk and took out their wands
"Sonorous" the both said together
Music began to flood the room and their wands were now acting as microphones
"Oh christ,their gonna sing" yelled a Ravenclaw
Suddenly the crowd outside squeezed in tighter,trying not to miss the action
Snape- Baby let's brew
Malfoy- Some potions right here
Snape- Don't be confused
Malfoy- The recipe is clear
The crowd broke into squeals of disbelief and utter hysterics
Snape- And if you want it, you got it forever
Come over to my cauldron stand,baby yeah
Malfoy- So, let that wolfbane take your mind
Come over here,and do be kind
Very out of character for her,Professor McGonagall was on the ground(with many others) banging the cold,hard dungeon floor with laughter.She was certainly glad that she had agreed with Hermione to help out with this little Gryffindor revenge
Together- Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tubes pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin together
Potions are made for love
Draco- Head teachers are made for love
more bursts of laughter from around the room and out the corridor
Together- I love it when we're brewin' together
Snape- Baby it's done
Malfoy- We've finished our task *he lets fly a few suggestive eyebrow movements*
Snape- All ingredients are right
Malfoy- Lets put it in,the flask
"My god,and I thought the pictures were bad" commented Neville in horror
Together- And inch by inch our robes are closer and closer
Malfoy- To every greasy part of each other
Snape- Ohh baby yeah
*Neville proceeds to faint*
Malfoy- Sooo,let that mandrake take your mind
Come over here,and do be kind
Together- Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tubes pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin together
Potions are made for love
Malfoy- For me you have paid for love *draco winks at "Snapey"*
Together- I love it when we're brewin' together
Malfoy- Brew with me baby
Snape- oooooohhh,yeeeah
oooooohh
ooooh baby lets brew
Malfoy- Lets stir,lets slice
Snape- Lets open my store room door..and go,inside
"Speaking about inside" Said Hermione rather loudly
She pointed her wand at Snapes robes and muttered a few words.The entire crowd burst into laughter....again
"oh my god he's wearing em" Yelled Ron
yes indeed,right there for everone to see through Snapes all new Hermione improved see through robes were the infamous sprout boxers
It was at this point that Seamus ran out of the room to be sick
Together- And if you want it you got it forever
Snape- I could just stay here beside you and brew you baby
Malfoy- Let the bezoar....
Snape- Take your miiiinnd (he sang with particular eye squeezing emotion and hand movements)
Come over here and....
Malfoy- be kiiinndd (same emotion thing)
Together- Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tube is pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin' together
potions are made for love
Snape- Slytherin seekers are made for love
Together- I love it when we're brewin' together
Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tube is pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin' together
Murky dungeons are made for love
Malfoy- Ex-death eaters are made for love
Together- I love it when.....
Snape- I love it,I love it,I love it
Malfoy- ooohhh
Snape- brew with me baby
Malfoy- I love it when we're brewin' together
The crowd bursts into cheers and claps.The two Slytherins blinked their eyes and looked at each other
"oh shit" The said
They looked across at the crowd,which naturally was the entire school
"We're not gay!" they said together,once again
"Sure,sure" laughed Harry
Draco was flushed with embarressment,too much so to even think of physically fighting with his arch nemesis in case people got the wrong idea.
"Oh..oh yeah Potter....prove it then" Is all he managed to splutter out
Snape was too frozen in shock to even take house points off at the moment
"prove it eh?" asked Harry
He grinned and jumped on the table
"Well I do love a good challenge.....SONOROUS"
"Oh good god not again" muttered Snape
"This little number goes out to everyones favorite homosexual Slytherin...Draco"
Draco's blood boiled. "I AM NOT GAY"
No one listened to him,Harry began.
He likes everything you have
But you're young and dumb
though you do have a nice bum.....
"POTTER!!!!!" yelled Malfoy
For you he lets his hair hang down
lets the grease flow around
Conditioner no where to be found
How will this go down with you dad.....
But you're the hottest thing
That he has ever seen
You're so such a pretty boy
In the wizarding realm
Your fathers on Voldies side
on VERY physical terms
"Must Run in the family" muttered Ron
"FUCK YOU WEASLE"
With your snarling lips and slicked back curls
You can make snapey gasp
When you'd go walking past
In your quidditch robes and pansys high heels
"THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE" Draco quickly slammed his hand over his mouth...he shouldn't have said that
He could not believe
That such a Slytherin was for real
It was like the dark mark had appeared
Whenever you came near all straights would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your suggestive eyebrows would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast
You're so such a pretty boy
In the wizarding realm
You're there at Snapeys side
In physical terms
You melt that ice in snapeys heart
You shine your light on "hidden parts"
better get rid of,sproutys pants
before she gives him a second chance
Go baby go go
He's right behind you
Go baby go go
yeah,he's looking at you
Go baby go go
Oh ,he's right behind you
Go baby go baby
Yeah, you know he wants you
Go baby go baby
Oh, he's right behind you
Go baby go baby
Yeah, he's salivating on you
Go baby go baby
Oh, he's right behind
Go baby go baby
Yeah, you want him too
You melt the ice in Snapeys heart
You shine your light on hidden parts
We know you've been in his....chants
Come on Draccie,take the chance
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!"
*all the male Gryffindors decided to join in as a backing choir*
Pretty boy
In the Wizarding realm
father on voldies side
on VERY physical terms
Go baby go go
Go
Yeah, he's drooling on you
Go baby go go
Oh, he's right behind you
Once again the potions room was bursting with claps,cheers and a hell of a lot of wolf whistles.Snape at Malfoy were overcome with utter embarressment mixed with thoughts of homocide.
Oh yes,the Gryffindors had gotten their revenge all right
A/N-Hurrah another chappie finished :D I hope you didn't mind the length of it due to the two songs,but i really did owe you since there was no song in the last chappie
please remeber to review :D
and once again,a huge thankyou to all of you who have reviewed so far...you have given me so much confidence with my writing and it was because of you I kept writing this fic....love you all :)
~Tegan
p.s When you review,tell me if you want the story to end here....or should Slytherin get their revenge?
Dudes,I am SO sorry I haven't updated lately.I wrote chapter 4 awhile ago but the document manager was stuffing up on me *shakes fist* All is well now though :) sorry once again,I wasn't abandoning my story or anyone,just technical difficulties going on.
The two songs(yes two!) that have been parodied in this chapter are-
Cruisin by Gwenyth Paltrow and Huey lewis(spelling probably wrong)
Cherry Lips by Garbage
enjoy ;)
"As I mentioned last week,today we're going to be making hate potions" Said Snape Loudly in his usual surly way.
It was Wednesday morning,third period,which happened to be the set time for the Gryffindors revenge against Slytherin.Or to be more specific,Hermiones revenge againts Malfoy and Snape.
"After you have finished your potion you will be testing it on your partners" Snape shot a particularly gleeful Slytherin smirk towards Ron and Harry,the two partners in crime who he was very much interested to see at each others throats.
Of coarse,he didn't know that they(along with the rest of the class that didn't wear green and silver as house colours) wouldn't be taking their potions this particular day
"Now remember class,the final ingredient you add MUST be aconite root,NOT mandrake root.Adding that to the potion would reverse its effects to make a...love potion" He spat the last few words out with disgust. "That lasts for up to 10 minutes I might add"
"Oh we wouldn't want that" whispered Ron to Harry before the pair burst into fits of laughter
"POTTER!WEASLEY! Will you too stop passing love notes under the desk and pay attention in my class!20 points from Gryffindor"
Hermione rolled her eyes
'Alright,it's show time' She thought to herself,anxious for the games to begin
The head girl of Gryffindor raised her hand.
"Excuse me Professor" She said in a thickly coated sugary and oh so innocent voice
Ron and harry muffled snorts of laughter
Snapes eyes narrowd. "Yes Miss Granger"
"I don't have a lab partner and so I guess,for the potion to work of course,it would be only appropriate for you to be my partner" She set off the whole sentance with a sweet little smile
Snape rolled his eyes in frustration. "Oh very Miss Granger,get over here now and be quick about it" he snapped
Hermione quickly turned to wink and Ron and Harry before leaving her desk. "Yes sir"
~One Hour Later~
There was a knock at the door.Phase two of the plan was about to be set into motion
"ENTER!" barked Snape
Professor McGonagall opened the door and went to shut it behind her.Only people who were sitting in the back row(which of course were all Gryffindors..quite the coincedence) would have seen the files of people pouring down the steps towards the dungeon corridors.Ron,Neville,Dean and Harry all shared a communal grin.
"Severus was wondering if I could have a word to you in your office for a moment" The stern but head mistress said as she walked up to the potion masters desk
Snape looked at her puzzled but accepted this rather odd situation as important buisness.
"Of course Minerva" He muttered
"I trust you are competant enough to add the aconite root Miss Granger" he said in a way that really makes a person marvel at his ability to turn a glare into a tone of voice
"Of course professor" Hermione smiled sweetly again
Snape glared again and motioned Professor McGonagall towards his office.
"This way Minerva"
And with that the two disappeared into Snapes office with a slamming of the door.
Hermione began to hum happily as she took out HER last ingredient for the potion.She chopped it up finely and threw it into the cauldron which bubbled and whizzed for a few seconds
'Yep' thought Hermione.'Mandrake root will do that'
~At the same time~
Ron and Harry had risen from their desks to "get a few more ingredients from the shelves"
Malfoy was engrossed in adding the final few ingredients to his potion
'Not for long' Thought Harry as he took out his wand and whispered quietly "Diffindo"
Suddenly Draco's bag made a ripping sound and the entire thing split in two,sending all of the contents spilling onto the floor.Draco swore under his breath,he hadn't even noticed Harry had done anything.
As the pair walked past,Harry casually brushed his palm across Draco's desk,causing all of the aconite root to fall onto the floor unnoticed.Within five seconds Ron had replaced the "spilled" ingredient with mandrake root.Hopefully Draco wouldn't notice the difference.
After the two had picked up a few unneeded ingredients to make it look like they weren't up to anything,they returned to their desks to make sure Draco added the mandrake root.Which he did as soon as he returned from picking up his belongings.
"God and I thought he was good at potions" muttered Harry muttered with amusement
"Yeah,the stupid git didn't even know the difference" Ron replied
It was then that Snapes office door crashed open again as he stalked out in the usual Snape style,cape flying.Professor McGonagall exited the room also,taking her time heading towards the classroon door.
"Alright,I expect you all have finished your potions and so now one of the partners will test it" He snarled
Snape proceeded to pick which person out of each of the pairs would be testing the potion.Draco was picked out of his pair.Snape actually voulinteered to test his and Hermiones is the vain hope that something might be wrong with it and he could therefore take points off Gryffindor.
'Excellent' Thought all the Gryffindors
Snape took a big swig of the potion,as did Malfoy.Their eyes locked on each other as they realized that no one else was drinking.Their realization that something wasn't right came much too late though.The potion was taking effect and they had spotted each other out of everyone else in the room first.This was even better then Hermione had even imagined.The two were staring into each others eyes,oblivious to anyone else in the room.Harry ran over and opened the door,motioning for every in the halls to try and look it.The fun real fun was about to begin.
Snape and Malfoy both jumped onto the closest desk and took out their wands
"Sonorous" the both said together
Music began to flood the room and their wands were now acting as microphones
"Oh christ,their gonna sing" yelled a Ravenclaw
Suddenly the crowd outside squeezed in tighter,trying not to miss the action
Snape- Baby let's brew
Malfoy- Some potions right here
Snape- Don't be confused
Malfoy- The recipe is clear
The crowd broke into squeals of disbelief and utter hysterics
Snape- And if you want it, you got it forever
Come over to my cauldron stand,baby yeah
Malfoy- So, let that wolfbane take your mind
Come over here,and do be kind
Very out of character for her,Professor McGonagall was on the ground(with many others) banging the cold,hard dungeon floor with laughter.She was certainly glad that she had agreed with Hermione to help out with this little Gryffindor revenge
Together- Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tubes pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin together
Potions are made for love
Draco- Head teachers are made for love
more bursts of laughter from around the room and out the corridor
Together- I love it when we're brewin' together
Snape- Baby it's done
Malfoy- We've finished our task *he lets fly a few suggestive eyebrow movements*
Snape- All ingredients are right
Malfoy- Lets put it in,the flask
"My god,and I thought the pictures were bad" commented Neville in horror
Together- And inch by inch our robes are closer and closer
Malfoy- To every greasy part of each other
Snape- Ohh baby yeah
*Neville proceeds to faint*
Malfoy- Sooo,let that mandrake take your mind
Come over here,and do be kind
Together- Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tubes pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin together
Potions are made for love
Malfoy- For me you have paid for love *draco winks at "Snapey"*
Together- I love it when we're brewin' together
Malfoy- Brew with me baby
Snape- oooooohhh,yeeeah
oooooohh
ooooh baby lets brew
Malfoy- Lets stir,lets slice
Snape- Lets open my store room door..and go,inside
"Speaking about inside" Said Hermione rather loudly
She pointed her wand at Snapes robes and muttered a few words.The entire crowd burst into laughter....again
"oh my god he's wearing em" Yelled Ron
yes indeed,right there for everone to see through Snapes all new Hermione improved see through robes were the infamous sprout boxers
It was at this point that Seamus ran out of the room to be sick
Together- And if you want it you got it forever
Snape- I could just stay here beside you and brew you baby
Malfoy- Let the bezoar....
Snape- Take your miiiinnd (he sang with particular eye squeezing emotion and hand movements)
Come over here and....
Malfoy- be kiiinndd (same emotion thing)
Together- Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tube is pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin' together
potions are made for love
Snape- Slytherin seekers are made for love
Together- I love it when we're brewin' together
Don't put that cauldron away
glad you're test tube is pointing my way
I love it when we're brewin' together
Murky dungeons are made for love
Malfoy- Ex-death eaters are made for love
Together- I love it when.....
Snape- I love it,I love it,I love it
Malfoy- ooohhh
Snape- brew with me baby
Malfoy- I love it when we're brewin' together
The crowd bursts into cheers and claps.The two Slytherins blinked their eyes and looked at each other
"oh shit" The said
They looked across at the crowd,which naturally was the entire school
"We're not gay!" they said together,once again
"Sure,sure" laughed Harry
Draco was flushed with embarressment,too much so to even think of physically fighting with his arch nemesis in case people got the wrong idea.
"Oh..oh yeah Potter....prove it then" Is all he managed to splutter out
Snape was too frozen in shock to even take house points off at the moment
"prove it eh?" asked Harry
He grinned and jumped on the table
"Well I do love a good challenge.....SONOROUS"
"Oh good god not again" muttered Snape
"This little number goes out to everyones favorite homosexual Slytherin...Draco"
Draco's blood boiled. "I AM NOT GAY"
No one listened to him,Harry began.
He likes everything you have
But you're young and dumb
though you do have a nice bum.....
"POTTER!!!!!" yelled Malfoy
For you he lets his hair hang down
lets the grease flow around
Conditioner no where to be found
How will this go down with you dad.....
But you're the hottest thing
That he has ever seen
You're so such a pretty boy
In the wizarding realm
Your fathers on Voldies side
on VERY physical terms
"Must Run in the family" muttered Ron
"FUCK YOU WEASLE"
With your snarling lips and slicked back curls
You can make snapey gasp
When you'd go walking past
In your quidditch robes and pansys high heels
"THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE" Draco quickly slammed his hand over his mouth...he shouldn't have said that
He could not believe
That such a Slytherin was for real
It was like the dark mark had appeared
Whenever you came near all straights would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your suggestive eyebrows would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast
You're so such a pretty boy
In the wizarding realm
You're there at Snapeys side
In physical terms
You melt that ice in snapeys heart
You shine your light on "hidden parts"
better get rid of,sproutys pants
before she gives him a second chance
Go baby go go
He's right behind you
Go baby go go
yeah,he's looking at you
Go baby go go
Oh ,he's right behind you
Go baby go baby
Yeah, you know he wants you
Go baby go baby
Oh, he's right behind you
Go baby go baby
Yeah, he's salivating on you
Go baby go baby
Oh, he's right behind
Go baby go baby
Yeah, you want him too
You melt the ice in Snapeys heart
You shine your light on hidden parts
We know you've been in his....chants
Come on Draccie,take the chance
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!"
*all the male Gryffindors decided to join in as a backing choir*
Pretty boy
In the Wizarding realm
father on voldies side
on VERY physical terms
Go baby go go
Go
Yeah, he's drooling on you
Go baby go go
Oh, he's right behind you
Once again the potions room was bursting with claps,cheers and a hell of a lot of wolf whistles.Snape at Malfoy were overcome with utter embarressment mixed with thoughts of homocide.
Oh yes,the Gryffindors had gotten their revenge all right
A/N-Hurrah another chappie finished :D I hope you didn't mind the length of it due to the two songs,but i really did owe you since there was no song in the last chappie
please remeber to review :D
and once again,a huge thankyou to all of you who have reviewed so far...you have given me so much confidence with my writing and it was because of you I kept writing this fic....love you all :)
~Tegan
p.s When you review,tell me if you want the story to end here....or should Slytherin get their revenge?