The THIRD CHAPTER! I'm really sorry to the people who write better than me!
I'm a disgrace to you! Okay, I'm spending half the time insulting me own
work! I have GOT to stop doing that...Thanks to all the people who've
reviewed and stated that! Thanks!
Anyway, here is a star guest! Presenting....YAMI YUGI!
*poof*
Yami: What the...? Why do so many fangirls want me to be their host?
Indigoblu: Because....in the words of Yo Xi Wang, a REALLY GOOD WRITER....You're VEERY HOT! ^__^
Yami: Oh yeah! *sigh* -_-;;
Indigoblu: Oh yeah! I'm sorry I forgot the disclaimer in the last 2 chapters! Well, I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH! Was that loud enough?
Yami: The whole world could hear you.
Indigoblu: Watch it! Or else something EVEEL will happen to you...
Yami: ... *sweatdrops* O_o;;
PS, SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS STORY WAS CONFUSING! SORRY! And there's some
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::Yami's Vacation::
Three: Relaxing
After Yami and Bakura had worn themselves out splashing each other, it was 3:00pm already. Anzu was sunbathing, Kaiba was trying to get a tan(AN: does he need one?), and Jou and Honda were building sand forts.
When Yugi had asked, "Why are you making sand castles?", Jou had retorted in an offended voice, "The appropriate name for them is 'Sand _FORTS_!' Only little kids make 'Sand _CASTLES_! Don't you know, Yug?" Yugi gave both him and Honda a weird look. "Uh-huh," Yugi commented dryly.
"I'm worn out," Yugi complained to Yami, sitting on his towel.
"What's wrong, aibou?" Yami asked. "You haven't even _touched_ the water yet!" Yugi looked wearily up at Yami. "I didn't have to. You _splashed_ most of it on me! Don't forget Ryou! He got splashed too." Yugi gestured to Ryou, who was trying to flush out all the sand he had swallowed.
"Well, it was mostly the Tomb Robber no BAKAMONO" - here Yami raised his voice loud enough for Bakura to hear - "'s fault. Not mine." Yami smiled a somewhat innocent / smug look. Yugi laughed. Yami could be so weird sometimes(AN: NO OFFENCE SUGGESTED!).
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A few minutes later, Yami and Bakura had yet another argument. "Let's go EXPLORING! I want to kill some wildlife!" Bakura yelled. "How can you even walk?! We both spent most of out strength splashing water at each other!" Yami said hotly. "Maybe I have stronger powers than you!" Bakura replied, steaming.
"Why I ought to..."
"Wait!" Yugi interrupted. "Who said we had to stay together? Bakura, you and Ryou can go explore, me and Yami will stay here, ok? Unless you _want_ to stay together...?" Bakura 'hmphed'. "Fine by me." And off he walked, Ryou tagging along right behind him.
"Ya know," Yugi said once Bakura was our of hearing range, "He gets nicer and nicer everyday."
Yami laughed merrily. "Ya think?"
Their brief conversation was disturbed when...
"YAMI!" Anzu came running to him. Gripping Yami's arm tightly, Anzu continued, "There's a giant crab out there and it wants to get me!"
Yami stared. 'What the...?' Yami thought. When Yugi saw Yami was about to object, he blurted, "Um, oh really? Where is it?"
When Anzu was about to tell Yami where the "giant" crab was Jou snuck up from behind and gave Anzu a hard shove.
"AAAAHH!!!!!!" Anzu shrieked as she hit the water. "Ow!" Anzu spit a stream of water from her mouth. Everyone but Kaiba started laughing.
"You ok, Anzu?" Yugi asked.
"Gee? You think?" Yami replied, hoping with all his heart the Anzu _wasn't_ ok.
"Grr!" Anzu growled menacingly. "Jou! I'm gonna KEEEEL YOU!!"
Anzu tried to stand up but her foot slipped on a piece of stray seaweed. "Ouch!" She repeated as she hit the ground for the second time. She winced, then remembered Yami was watching. 'Grrr!!!!!' Anzu thought darkly. 'Another day, I will get you Yami! As for Jou...I'll torture him...he'll die with bugs...oh yes, lots and lots of insects...Hahaha!' Anzu laughed darkly.
A sweat drop slid down Yami's face. 'She looks just as dark as Bakura!' Yami thought nervously, staring down at Anzu's face, which was twisted in fury.
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Indigoblu: Oh! Hope that wasn't too confusing! Or weird! Or sucky! Well bye!
Yami: BYE! *blows kisses*
Indigoblu: *sighs* -_-;;
Yami: ^_____^
Anyway, here is a star guest! Presenting....YAMI YUGI!
*poof*
Yami: What the...? Why do so many fangirls want me to be their host?
Indigoblu: Because....in the words of Yo Xi Wang, a REALLY GOOD WRITER....You're VEERY HOT! ^__^
Yami: Oh yeah! *sigh* -_-;;
Indigoblu: Oh yeah! I'm sorry I forgot the disclaimer in the last 2 chapters! Well, I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH! Was that loud enough?
Yami: The whole world could hear you.
Indigoblu: Watch it! Or else something EVEEL will happen to you...
Yami: ... *sweatdrops* O_o;;
PS, SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS STORY WAS CONFUSING! SORRY! And there's some
~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~
::Yami's Vacation::
Three: Relaxing
After Yami and Bakura had worn themselves out splashing each other, it was 3:00pm already. Anzu was sunbathing, Kaiba was trying to get a tan(AN: does he need one?), and Jou and Honda were building sand forts.
When Yugi had asked, "Why are you making sand castles?", Jou had retorted in an offended voice, "The appropriate name for them is 'Sand _FORTS_!' Only little kids make 'Sand _CASTLES_! Don't you know, Yug?" Yugi gave both him and Honda a weird look. "Uh-huh," Yugi commented dryly.
"I'm worn out," Yugi complained to Yami, sitting on his towel.
"What's wrong, aibou?" Yami asked. "You haven't even _touched_ the water yet!" Yugi looked wearily up at Yami. "I didn't have to. You _splashed_ most of it on me! Don't forget Ryou! He got splashed too." Yugi gestured to Ryou, who was trying to flush out all the sand he had swallowed.
"Well, it was mostly the Tomb Robber no BAKAMONO" - here Yami raised his voice loud enough for Bakura to hear - "'s fault. Not mine." Yami smiled a somewhat innocent / smug look. Yugi laughed. Yami could be so weird sometimes(AN: NO OFFENCE SUGGESTED!).
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A few minutes later, Yami and Bakura had yet another argument. "Let's go EXPLORING! I want to kill some wildlife!" Bakura yelled. "How can you even walk?! We both spent most of out strength splashing water at each other!" Yami said hotly. "Maybe I have stronger powers than you!" Bakura replied, steaming.
"Why I ought to..."
"Wait!" Yugi interrupted. "Who said we had to stay together? Bakura, you and Ryou can go explore, me and Yami will stay here, ok? Unless you _want_ to stay together...?" Bakura 'hmphed'. "Fine by me." And off he walked, Ryou tagging along right behind him.
"Ya know," Yugi said once Bakura was our of hearing range, "He gets nicer and nicer everyday."
Yami laughed merrily. "Ya think?"
Their brief conversation was disturbed when...
"YAMI!" Anzu came running to him. Gripping Yami's arm tightly, Anzu continued, "There's a giant crab out there and it wants to get me!"
Yami stared. 'What the...?' Yami thought. When Yugi saw Yami was about to object, he blurted, "Um, oh really? Where is it?"
When Anzu was about to tell Yami where the "giant" crab was Jou snuck up from behind and gave Anzu a hard shove.
"AAAAHH!!!!!!" Anzu shrieked as she hit the water. "Ow!" Anzu spit a stream of water from her mouth. Everyone but Kaiba started laughing.
"You ok, Anzu?" Yugi asked.
"Gee? You think?" Yami replied, hoping with all his heart the Anzu _wasn't_ ok.
"Grr!" Anzu growled menacingly. "Jou! I'm gonna KEEEEL YOU!!"
Anzu tried to stand up but her foot slipped on a piece of stray seaweed. "Ouch!" She repeated as she hit the ground for the second time. She winced, then remembered Yami was watching. 'Grrr!!!!!' Anzu thought darkly. 'Another day, I will get you Yami! As for Jou...I'll torture him...he'll die with bugs...oh yes, lots and lots of insects...Hahaha!' Anzu laughed darkly.
A sweat drop slid down Yami's face. 'She looks just as dark as Bakura!' Yami thought nervously, staring down at Anzu's face, which was twisted in fury.
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Indigoblu: Oh! Hope that wasn't too confusing! Or weird! Or sucky! Well bye!
Yami: BYE! *blows kisses*
Indigoblu: *sighs* -_-;;
Yami: ^_____^