(A/N: So where were we?....oh right would the 3 characters reveal themselves)
The 3 people stepped forward, one looked a lot like Sirius with Black hair and a stumble, the short one was fat and had a wild red beard and red hair,
(A/N: Might be a Weasly?)
and the last one was a tall slender man with long blonde hair and the weirdest looking ears ever!
"Ok this doesn't look like Mordor!" Strider shouted "Gimili you took us to the wrong place AGAIN! I told you to ask for directions!"
"Don't blame me, it was the Elf this time!" Gimili growled, they both turned on Legolas.
"Guys don't look at me like that!" Legolas pleaded
"I think we should just tie him up and leave him for the Gofers." Strider suggested.
They were about to pounce on Legolas when Harry stepped forward.
"Who the f*ck are you?" Harry asked "WAIT! Why can't I say f*ck?"
(A/N: Because we're trying to keep this fanfiction a PG-13!)
"Ah good." Strider asked Harry "Please would tho tell us what this place be?"
"Ah Strider, knock off the fake stuff!" Legolas complained "You know we don't really speak like that! You idiot!"
"Are you starting?" Strider said turning on Legolas with his sword.
"COME ON THEN!" Legolas removed his bow.
"Bring it on you bloody Elf!"
"Watch what you say you bitch!"
"Men please; there is no need for this!" Cho said standing up and using a spell to take Striders sword.
"WITCHCRAFT!!" Gimili yelled. But Legolas was quicker and shot an arrow right at Cho's heart and she fell down…dead. Then some socks came out of the shadows and took her body to eat.
(A/N: Well that was random)
"Wow! Chill" Harry said "She was my friend!"
"Your friends with this Witch!" Strider gasped, taking his sword.
"We're all witches and Wizards, this is Hogwarts we train here."
"AHH! A whole school of them!"
"But we're good."
"Oh! That's ok then..." Strider said "I'm very sorry about my mates, their a bit edgy. What can we do to make it up to you?"
"YOU CAN JOIN IN OUR GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE!"
"OK" the newbie's all said in union.
"Wait what about Frodo?" Legolas asked.
"Oh." Gimili
"Ah! Screw him to hell!" Strider growled "I never liked him anyway!"
(A/N: MWhahahahahha! ONE DOWN TEN TO GOE! Any please read and review! Only two more chapters to go!)