Day 5 --
Draco stood, his eyes widened, and he raised a shaky finger at his father in accusation. "You..you told me she became a diabetic from eating cocoa beans! You lied to me!"
A long, cold laugh echoed from his father's vocal cords.
An evil laugh.
"So, young Draco, you learn the truth.. No, it wasn't cocoa beans that made your mother become a diabetic! It was I.. er.. no.."
Lucius leaned forward, trying to read the cue card.
"..Oh, sorry about that. It was CAFFEINATED COFFEE! And now, Draco, because you have learned our family's long-kept secret.."
He drew a lightsaber from beneathe his cloak. It was yellow, like cheese.
"..you shall DIE!"
Draco drew his own lightsaber -- green, like his mudblood's eys -- and glared at his father. "Bring it on, bitch!"
--
Tom Riddle.
Lord Voldemort himself.. and yet..
He knew he didn't really hate Harry, or Dumbledore.
He didn't really hate anyone..
"I just.. I.. I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE, SOMEWHERE! I want it more than I can tell! And for once, it might be grande to have someone.. understand. I want so much more than they've got plaaaaanned..."
Tom knew exactly what he was going to do.
He was going to go watch his favourite movie of all time, Beauty and the Beast.
--
And it was then that Oliver Wood's finace, who had an incredibly odd name (namely "SpitFire06"), broke into the dormatory.
"I'M YOUR FIANCE, AND I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU! Uhm.. YEAH!"
"What?! This is not how it's supposed to happen! We just got around to discussing the Jolly Green Giant!"
Wood nearly burst out into tears.
"Oh, SpitFire06, thank you for saving me from this hellish Creevey and his hellish interrogation!"
"No problem, sugar! MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE-UP!"
A swirl of colours and flashing lights, and SpitFire06 turned into Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon -- champion of justice, and prize money-making creation of the shoujo genre!
"I am Sailor Moon! Champion of justice, and prize money-making creation of the shoujo genre! Be it anime, manga, video games, CDs, or other merchandise, I have sold tons! And, in the name of all Takeuchi Naoko-san's money, I will punish you!"
Colin's eyes grew wide with fright. "HOLY SHIT, IT'S SAILOR MOON!"
"Shut up, bitch! You attacked my fiance! Now I'll hit you with my Moon Tiara of DOOM!"
After cackling evilly, she took off her tiara, and threw it at Colin Creevey, who, of course, screamed "GACKT!" in contrast to the "BEAUTIFUL!" response Honeymoon Therapy Kiss tended to evoke (see season 2 of Sailor Stars), and died.
"Oh yeah, go me!" SpitFire06 quickly untied Oliver, and they skipped off to go make love.
--
Ron and Padma were dead in their dormatories.
Yes, dead.
But who could've dunnit?!
The game of CLUE would soon ensue.
--
Severus and Minerva's fandom was getting a little... extreme.
They dressed as John Lennon and Yoko Ono everywhere they went.
And when they did it, they apparently screamed out for John/Yoko, respectively.
..at least, the voices in Harry's head told him they did.
And so he published it in the school newspaper!
--
Crabbe knew what he could do!
He could have an OFFICE ROMANCE with Pansy!
..but then his plan backfired.
There was no office.
He burst into tears, and began to head towards the dungeons, where he saw Tom Riddle.
"..you're watching Beauty and the Beast?.."
Tom nodded bitterly. "Got a problem with that, pinkie?"
"Oh, no! It's just that.." Crabbe blushed. "..th..that's my favourite movie.. can.. I watch it with you?"
Voldemort smiled warmly. "Sure."
--
Draco and Lucius' lightsaber blades clashed.
"Son, why do you fight me! Join me! Join the dark side!"
"NO! You killed my father!"
"No, Draco Malfoy, I am your father!"
Draco's eyes widened, and he let his guard down for a moment -- Lucius took that opportunity to slash at his son, but Draco flipped over him with new-found dexterity, and missed the blow entirely. "Father! Why are we fighting?! .. Doesn't love and caring between father and son mean more than why mother's a diabetic?!"
Lucius stood for a moment, then dropped his lightsaber, tears welling up in his eyes. "You're.. you're right, son! Life isn't about fighting, it's about caring and love, and peace on Earth, and mercy mild, and God and siiiinners re-con-ciled, joyful all ye nations rise! Join the triumph of the skies! With excellent host proclaim, 'christ is born in bethleham'!"
Draco blinked.
"..No it's not."
Lucius blinked.
"..well, I suppose your right. Now, Draco -- just so long as you don't drink anymore of that caffeinated coffee, everything will be fine."
The boy's eyes widened. "But.. Dad.. what about rule number eight?.."
"Oh yes.. Draco? You're in deep, deep shit. I'm throwing you out of the house, in fact." He smiled contentedly. "Well, on that note, I suppose I'll be taking my leave! Draco, be sure to call home when we know where you're living. We're disowning you, but we have places to send you if you can't find a place."
Draco blinked, appalled.. "Wh..where..?.."
His father smirked.
"Azkaban, where else?"
With that he turned on his heel and left.
Draco burst into tears.
Hermione bit her lip.
This wasn't only the longest week ever -- it was the worst.
--
A/N -- I'm soooo sorry that I didn't post sooner!! I had writer's block and such... I hope I didn't lose any of you to it! ^_^;;..
Lady-Leilani -- Teehee, maybe. >:D.
Phil -- ^_^ You'd better review, or I'll knock you offline again. ::Cackle.::
SpitFore06 -- Well, obviously, my answer was yes. I hope you didn't mind being Sailor Moon, too.. xD.
SlytherinSlut -- YAY! ^_^;; Pardon my enthusiasm at your review.. I've seen one of your reviews before, so s'kind'f exciting when you see people you've seen before review your own story.. =D. Sankyuu!
Alexis -- THERE. I posted. Happy? ^_^ OH! AND PS TO EVERYONE! There's a story called "Harry Potter and the Quest for Manhood" that Alexis is writing and I'm editing up! Pleeeease R&R!!!
B -- u_u; How many times do I have to say this? HARRY IS NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER. Harry's sort of a villainous character.. if you want something that will resolve your inner conflicts over whether or not Harry's gay, you should read Harry Potter and the Quest for Manhood.. I don't know how Alexis will end it, but it's a promising story! ^_^
Vice Captain Jessica -- I'm very happy you're having fun reading it. You bet I'll continue it!
Dreammaker13 -- Thanks!
COMING UP NEXT: Where will Draco live?! He's been disowned, and he doesn't want to go to Azkaban!! .. will he live with Hermione? Trouble is, Hermione's house only has two beds -- one for her and one for her parents! DUN DUN DUN!
Draco stood, his eyes widened, and he raised a shaky finger at his father in accusation. "You..you told me she became a diabetic from eating cocoa beans! You lied to me!"
A long, cold laugh echoed from his father's vocal cords.
An evil laugh.
"So, young Draco, you learn the truth.. No, it wasn't cocoa beans that made your mother become a diabetic! It was I.. er.. no.."
Lucius leaned forward, trying to read the cue card.
"..Oh, sorry about that. It was CAFFEINATED COFFEE! And now, Draco, because you have learned our family's long-kept secret.."
He drew a lightsaber from beneathe his cloak. It was yellow, like cheese.
"..you shall DIE!"
Draco drew his own lightsaber -- green, like his mudblood's eys -- and glared at his father. "Bring it on, bitch!"
--
Tom Riddle.
Lord Voldemort himself.. and yet..
He knew he didn't really hate Harry, or Dumbledore.
He didn't really hate anyone..
"I just.. I.. I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE, SOMEWHERE! I want it more than I can tell! And for once, it might be grande to have someone.. understand. I want so much more than they've got plaaaaanned..."
Tom knew exactly what he was going to do.
He was going to go watch his favourite movie of all time, Beauty and the Beast.
--
And it was then that Oliver Wood's finace, who had an incredibly odd name (namely "SpitFire06"), broke into the dormatory.
"I'M YOUR FIANCE, AND I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU! Uhm.. YEAH!"
"What?! This is not how it's supposed to happen! We just got around to discussing the Jolly Green Giant!"
Wood nearly burst out into tears.
"Oh, SpitFire06, thank you for saving me from this hellish Creevey and his hellish interrogation!"
"No problem, sugar! MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE-UP!"
A swirl of colours and flashing lights, and SpitFire06 turned into Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon -- champion of justice, and prize money-making creation of the shoujo genre!
"I am Sailor Moon! Champion of justice, and prize money-making creation of the shoujo genre! Be it anime, manga, video games, CDs, or other merchandise, I have sold tons! And, in the name of all Takeuchi Naoko-san's money, I will punish you!"
Colin's eyes grew wide with fright. "HOLY SHIT, IT'S SAILOR MOON!"
"Shut up, bitch! You attacked my fiance! Now I'll hit you with my Moon Tiara of DOOM!"
After cackling evilly, she took off her tiara, and threw it at Colin Creevey, who, of course, screamed "GACKT!" in contrast to the "BEAUTIFUL!" response Honeymoon Therapy Kiss tended to evoke (see season 2 of Sailor Stars), and died.
"Oh yeah, go me!" SpitFire06 quickly untied Oliver, and they skipped off to go make love.
--
Ron and Padma were dead in their dormatories.
Yes, dead.
But who could've dunnit?!
The game of CLUE would soon ensue.
--
Severus and Minerva's fandom was getting a little... extreme.
They dressed as John Lennon and Yoko Ono everywhere they went.
And when they did it, they apparently screamed out for John/Yoko, respectively.
..at least, the voices in Harry's head told him they did.
And so he published it in the school newspaper!
--
Crabbe knew what he could do!
He could have an OFFICE ROMANCE with Pansy!
..but then his plan backfired.
There was no office.
He burst into tears, and began to head towards the dungeons, where he saw Tom Riddle.
"..you're watching Beauty and the Beast?.."
Tom nodded bitterly. "Got a problem with that, pinkie?"
"Oh, no! It's just that.." Crabbe blushed. "..th..that's my favourite movie.. can.. I watch it with you?"
Voldemort smiled warmly. "Sure."
--
Draco and Lucius' lightsaber blades clashed.
"Son, why do you fight me! Join me! Join the dark side!"
"NO! You killed my father!"
"No, Draco Malfoy, I am your father!"
Draco's eyes widened, and he let his guard down for a moment -- Lucius took that opportunity to slash at his son, but Draco flipped over him with new-found dexterity, and missed the blow entirely. "Father! Why are we fighting?! .. Doesn't love and caring between father and son mean more than why mother's a diabetic?!"
Lucius stood for a moment, then dropped his lightsaber, tears welling up in his eyes. "You're.. you're right, son! Life isn't about fighting, it's about caring and love, and peace on Earth, and mercy mild, and God and siiiinners re-con-ciled, joyful all ye nations rise! Join the triumph of the skies! With excellent host proclaim, 'christ is born in bethleham'!"
Draco blinked.
"..No it's not."
Lucius blinked.
"..well, I suppose your right. Now, Draco -- just so long as you don't drink anymore of that caffeinated coffee, everything will be fine."
The boy's eyes widened. "But.. Dad.. what about rule number eight?.."
"Oh yes.. Draco? You're in deep, deep shit. I'm throwing you out of the house, in fact." He smiled contentedly. "Well, on that note, I suppose I'll be taking my leave! Draco, be sure to call home when we know where you're living. We're disowning you, but we have places to send you if you can't find a place."
Draco blinked, appalled.. "Wh..where..?.."
His father smirked.
"Azkaban, where else?"
With that he turned on his heel and left.
Draco burst into tears.
Hermione bit her lip.
This wasn't only the longest week ever -- it was the worst.
--
A/N -- I'm soooo sorry that I didn't post sooner!! I had writer's block and such... I hope I didn't lose any of you to it! ^_^;;..
Lady-Leilani -- Teehee, maybe. >:D.
Phil -- ^_^ You'd better review, or I'll knock you offline again. ::Cackle.::
SpitFore06 -- Well, obviously, my answer was yes. I hope you didn't mind being Sailor Moon, too.. xD.
SlytherinSlut -- YAY! ^_^;; Pardon my enthusiasm at your review.. I've seen one of your reviews before, so s'kind'f exciting when you see people you've seen before review your own story.. =D. Sankyuu!
Alexis -- THERE. I posted. Happy? ^_^ OH! AND PS TO EVERYONE! There's a story called "Harry Potter and the Quest for Manhood" that Alexis is writing and I'm editing up! Pleeeease R&R!!!
B -- u_u; How many times do I have to say this? HARRY IS NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER. Harry's sort of a villainous character.. if you want something that will resolve your inner conflicts over whether or not Harry's gay, you should read Harry Potter and the Quest for Manhood.. I don't know how Alexis will end it, but it's a promising story! ^_^
Vice Captain Jessica -- I'm very happy you're having fun reading it. You bet I'll continue it!
Dreammaker13 -- Thanks!
COMING UP NEXT: Where will Draco live?! He's been disowned, and he doesn't want to go to Azkaban!! .. will he live with Hermione? Trouble is, Hermione's house only has two beds -- one for her and one for her parents! DUN DUN DUN!